Dracula's View on Edward Cullen and Twilight

[lissettecaballero66]

Dracula vs Lestat, would be really cool.

[zukoandsuki1]

Dracula= Awsome vampire

Edward= Gay vampire

Bring back the non-gay vamps

[AshleyDavenport1]

there should be less sparkly fairies like Edward Cullen and more Vampyros like Spike and Angel!!!

[BlackAtticEnt]

The forth point doesn't work though, Dracs was in love with a normal girl too :P

[lupelinaa]

@BlackAtticEnt

Not really, that was included in movies but it's not in the novel.

[BlackAtticEnt]

@lupelinaa Ah I see. I have just started the novel so I am not far enough in yet. My mistake!

[BlackAtticEnt]

FACKING Edward.

[Magentashapeshifter]

edward is not a vampire, hes a sparkly fairy princess.

[AshleyDavenport1]

@Magentashapeshifter yes Edward is a sparkly fairy princess!!

[XXXMUXICISLIFEXXX]

Fuck all of this! What is this world becoming. They have killed the music and now the movies as well. What goes next huh?

[MasterofWordplay]

What do you have against Ed Wood?

Jk obviously. XD

[bbtdgfan890]

Dracula IS spectactula.

[HughJackmanBaby]

Dude, Edwart, YES, EdWART, isn't even a vampire. Dracula IS.

[MattitudeEra]

Dracula/ Alucard is the ultimate Vampire.

[Condom007of007Solace]

@MattitudeEra OOH YEAH! Alucard FTW!

[PunkyPink85]

i like twilight and i thought this was funny! especially the lionel richie part lol

[milky0candy]

Dracula's a vampire

Edward's a sparkly bitch. Period

[XxM00nSHADExX]

@milky0candy

Amen!

[xiondrac9800]

Edward Cullen spells the extinction of vampires.

[luvrofmcr]

@Snajamh I hope to god that you are right....God how i hate Twilight.

[bigpenis2k10]

velcome to dracula's view 1...2...3... awwwwwkakakakakakaka

[CrossoverManiac]

In the original Bram Stoker novels, Dracula could go out in the sun. He was weakened during the day, but he couldn't be killed by sunlight. That mess was started in the movie "Nosferatu".

[MajBlood]

@CrossoverManiac That's true but Bram Stoker isn't the God of vampires. I think he'd agree with the sun kills vampires thing if he were still alive.

[AOIFE4EVA]

This is AWESOME!

[DarkZora09]

Sparklepires suck!

[sssecert]

maby they will make a movei FOR GUYS AND GIRLS to enjoy and combine twillight with dracula u never now????????????????????????

[nitmareb4xmas13]

Do not get me wrong, I advocate this video, but I find it ironic that this person is claiming that Edward is not a real vampire is catering to the cliched variation of Dracula (in the novel he is very much different than the suave image that Lugosi has put into our minds). Still, I like the humor in this video, and would gladly stake Edward free of charge.

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@nitmareb4xmas13 You're right. He should be sipping from a wine glass, yelling "What is a man?"

[nitmareb4xmas13]

@DarkAdonisVyers A man who showers the glitter off his body and re-grows his fangs, though I could argue with that, since in many vampiric myths the undead were not portrayed as creatures with fangs.

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@nitmareb4xmas13 I think this video is a joke and parody of itself showing that people hate Twilight are people want vampires forever immortalized as the cliched, inaccurate Bela Lugosi version.

[ThePizzadude93]

@DarkAdonisVyers Are you saying that bela lugosi's Dracula is dumb or something?

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@ThePizzadude93 When compared to the Gary Oldman version, the Castlevania version, and even the Christopher Lee version, yes.

[nitmareb4xmas13]

@DarkAdonisVyers It could be. Either way, I find it very entertaining.

[ValeriaSue]

Twilight is a disease, infecting everyone like a contagious virus.

[lovinmymusic4life]

vampires will never be taken seriously again. mention "vampire today" and someone will scream EDWARD!! BELLA!! TWILIGHT!!! SPARKLES!!! its become a joke.

so tragic :( ugh, teenagers e___e *coming from a teenager but really, the crazy crazy ones who dont give a damn about real literature and are obsessed with the piece of shit that is twilight are screwing up the legacy of real vampires and real literature*

my opinion

ANYWAY, dracula and real literature forever!

[DarkAdonisVyers]

... Uh, Dracula COULD walk out in the sunlight. He just couldn't use his powers, then. Did any of you self-proclaimed Dracula fans actually read the original Dracula novel AND pay attention to his weaknesses?

[RacerE7773]

@DarkAdonisVyers And it's also mentioned in Bram Stoker's Dracula as a voice over by Gary Oldman. Man, Dracula to a terrorist (Air Force One) to Commissioner Gordon. He can do it all rather well.

[Raxer21]

Suscribed, motherfucking suscribed o_o

[TheCodman321]

Twilight Sucks

[Ganthrithor13]

Al little work on your Dracula accent but pretty good.

[mechaart]

Edward Cullen aint got nothing on Sir Count Dracula. Even Dracula's son from Castlevania SOTN would laugh at Edward Sparkly cullen.

[suzycutyyemo]

fuck the shit of you let people like what they want

vampires that kills people we dont want that!!!

[Matt72Z]

@suzycutyyemo that's what they do, that's a vampire they kill humans and feed off their blood.

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@Matt72Z They don't necessarily kill as vampires only need 200 cc of blood to survive. Hardly lethal for a human.

[avilashbanerjee]

DONT EVEN DARE TO COMPARE Dracula with fuckward cullen....Dracula is the king of vampires and fuckward can go and suck a lions cock

[kikyosan543]

Dracula is soo sexy! he sleeps during the day, he drinks human blood and turning people into vampires is soo hott ! he also has beautiful long fangs! man i would love to bitten by him any night for all eturnity!!

[darkjapanesegirl18]

YES,YES..OH GOD YES.....Dracula you are the epitome of sexy, I love you so much!!!! You and me can rid the world of these freaky, sparkly pansy vampires........Seriously, they call themselves vampires?? More like pixies with fangs...Gimme a break

[Heavymetalpunker92x]

i hate twillight, vampire diaries (oh yeah vampire diaries sucks too its pretty much the same as in twillight), only thing is good is true blood cuz its original:)

Go Dracula Team Dracula!

VD & Twillight can go to hell!

[alexandrasterling66]

hahaha.. You had to ruin it for those fortunete ppl who live under rocks... :( I LOVE YOU DRACULA!!!

[Raring93]

I love dracula !! :D

Dracula FTW!

[MysteryUpgrade]

GO DRACULA!!! Eff sparkly vampires with no fangs, go DRACULA!

[thadiusblack]

Bro! That's a great impression of Chekov. Nuclear Wessels!

[Vampiresanddemonds]

I would never wear a team edward shirt, even if it would mean attracting Dracula

<3 I just need a team Dracula shirt and all will be well.

[TheMushroomPerson]

Lol your accent changes throughout the video xD

[fangbanger5]

just like in twilihgt i can't pick a side. <3 all vampires truthfully. Here comes the hipi part. Can't they all just get along?

[nessa8771]

woo!! i love Dracula!!! :D edward sucks balls -_- but dracula....I LOVE HIM!!!!! :D <3

[crazymars2u]

Do you really think I care? All of you can kiss my pasty white, Twilight lovin' ass.

[crazymars2u]

Y the fuck does it matter so much so much to you. Get a life.

[crazymars2u]

Fine. No one gives a FUCK what I think. But does anyone really care about YOUR opinion. Doubt it.

[MissVampireDiaries]

ohhh the irony!!!!

Summit "twilight" is going to do a remake of Dracula with Brad Pitt....HAHAHAHAHA

[shemanmegatron]

No, this isn't fucking satire at all, dumb ass. This guy doesn't know anything about Dracula either. Apparently..

[VenomousWoe]

After watching this video, I only have this to say:

"What is a Meyerpire? A miserable little pile of sparkles! But enough talk! Have at them!"

P.S. If anyone here can tell me what that was a shout-out to, you win the Internet (hint: It has to do with Dracula).

[shemanmegatron]

You're lame as fuck. And this is coming from someone who doesn't even like Twilight. Some of you say Twilight is an insult, but THIS is an insult to vampires as well. Apparently you don't know shit about Dracula.

[Napalmxxx2]

there's a word for what this guy is doing I think its called Satire.

[snajamh]

I think its shameful enough that a masterpiece like dracula is being compared to mediocre twilight

Twilight is an insult to vampire fiction, they are evil, mysterious and dark natured for heaven's sake not some shiny rainbow hugging unicorn

I think twilight is just a craze it will never have the critical acclaim and an everlasting status like dracula, its just a phase that will pass on

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@snajamh Alignment is not necessarily linked to race or sub-race, unless you're a racist.

[snajamh]

@DarkAdonisVyers

what are you talking about?

I never mentioned anything about race in my comment

Drunk or something???

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@snajamh Vampire is a race. Is it not?

[snajamh]

@DarkAdonisVyers

you are really an idiot. HELLLOO Vampires are fictional. unless you believe they really exist, get a life

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@snajamh Then what's the point of this entire conversation? Why did you post ANYTHING here?

[snajamh]

@DarkAdonisVyers

The point of this conversation is that I like vampire fiction and other people like vampire fiction and we hate to see vampires mutilated by Stephnie meyer who turned them into sparkly gay faggots

seriously why are you so pissed?

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@snajamh You're the one who's overreacting.

[snajamh]

@DarkAdonisVyers

whatever,

Twilight still sucks

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@snajamh OK, it does? I didn't even mention that.

[snajamh]

@DarkAdonisVyers

so why are you so concerned about it? and did I mention Racism anywhere? your the one bringing up irrelevant stuff

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@snajamh Because you said that all vampires are evil. That's not necessarily true. That is all.

[Chazzychazrox]

Twilight is an insult to apples everywhere

[dcbandnerd]

Dracula=Blood thirsty, cold hearted, BAMF

Edward=Creepy, wimpy, stalker/pedophile that sparkles.

[robdun]

@crazymars2u

No one cares! Vampires dont sparkle.

[crazymars2u]

Oh, so you've met an actual vampire? Let's be honest, if they do exist they may not be like any of the stereotypes. And Spike and Angel DON'T fucking sparkle.

[Napalmxxx2]

who gives a fuck what you think? Twilight is a rip on vampire lore and your a douche for being so obsessed with it and Stephenie Meyer is a basement dweller that will die alone just like you.

[Tekkenfreek234]

Real Vampires DON'T fucking sparkle!

[sandyman002]

Near Dark is the best vampire movie in my opinion.

[MissJumpingBeans]

when I think of vampires, I think of Dracula.

[CharlottePanicked]

I seriously hope this whole Twilight phase will be done and over with in a year or two, it's completly ruining the reputation of anything with fangs -_-;

[LordSplatter]

Dracula: I want to suck your blood.

Edward Cullen: I want to guzzle your cum.

[SnorlaxSushi]

Dracula is a true vampire! Fuck twilight shit!

[dcbandnerd]

Seriously. Dracula was published over 100 years ago and it's still a beloved novel. Twilight is (hopefully) just a phase and will go like dust in the wind.

[streetkleena]

@dcbandnerd Not only a novel but a real piece of literature unlike the fucking piece of shit that they dare to call a book.

[lupelinaa]

hahahhahahahaa you ruleee!!!

I love you, dracula...

and I hate twilight...

(by the way, if Gary calls you, you give me a call.. please!!)

[66Lucien]

Edward is killing the vampire. He is a little girls vampire not a adult's vampire.

[spidersooz]

Couldn't have said it better, Dracula! I'm glad i'm not alone in my hating of Twilight...

[MissJumpingBeans]

Count me in, too! Twilight is retarded.

[SuperMariotheKing100]

Oh, Dracula we know you can tear the Cullens apart in seconds.

[darkservantofheaven]

nice bela legos impersonation

[adamgomori]

What vampire sparkles in direct sun light??!!! Gah it's soo stupid!

[comedygonewrong2395]

The "vampires" from twilight arn't really vampires.

They're blood-sucking pixies.

[darkservantofheaven]

HEY!!! THATS JUST MEAN....TO PIXIES, I do not think Tinker Bell would apreciate being put in the same boat as the cullins

[roflwaffle64]

tinker bell would kick all thier sparkly pussy asses with disney powers :D (not new disney).

[VenomousWoe]

Vamp from Metal Gear Solid is more of a vampire than Edward Cullen. And he's not even a real vampire. -_-

[AngelPrincess234]

Not to mention that Edward can't change into a Bat. Seriously, WTF?

Love ya Dracula! <3 You're a REAL vampire.

Not those pansies from Twilight and WOWP from Disney channel. *gags*

[xdanceintherainx]

OMFG, LMFAOO.

[xXEmptyXNoiseXx]

I've never liked Twilight, hurrah for the antis! <3

Awesome vid. <3

[ladyvignette]

The most hilarious thing I have seen in weeks.

Dracula RULES.

[Supersweetguy]

Dracula would have killed all the Cullens, including that wuzzie Edward Cullen. He would have devoured all of them. Also include Stephenie Meyer with Jacob Black.

[sweetheart2109]

Heck I am a twilight fan but I know that Dracula is way better then Twilight. Twilight will never on the same status as Dracula. Dracula will always be a classic.

[LordTerrantos]

Dracula is far better vampire then that moron Edward.

[thewolfpoet]

I LOVED THIS! I'm a big fan of Dracula...(I just read the actual BOOK for the 5th time. Bram Stoker (who is the toast of vampire-slayers everywhere, by the way) would die laughing.

Dracula's tale is deathless....Twilight will be forgotten in a few decades at the most.

[OMG1wtf]

Smeyer, Twilight, and Edward Cullen are all failures. What a load of shit. Dracua is fucking awesome, whereas Cullen is a sparkling fairy moron.

[cuteminti3]

Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire!

Meyer picked out a pervy, 107 year old virgin pixie with super powers out of her sexual fantasy and labelled it 'vampire' because she has absolutely no orginality what so ever. She ruined hundreds of years of vampire mythology with her stupid saga.......stoker would roll over in his grave.

[RacerE7773]

@cuteminti3 He probably is.

[MegumiUrameshi]

Dracula... is epic win. Not to mention, from the films I've seen, very hot. ;D Who needs an apathetic angsty vegetarian vampire who sparkles in the sunlight? It takes the fun out of the human blood bit. Vampires in my mind are seductive, and that's how they lure in their food. c: But er... Edward... No. Just no. XD

[PlusSizeAngel]

Count, I like your style with home decoration and clothing.

[alexcub25]

you have dracula a blood sucking classic vampire that everyone likes vs a pussy useless emo vampire that sparkles.

dracula would own edward

[learningtofitin]

Dracula owns Edward. Edward is a ninny who needs to rethink over that thing he calls his life.

u rock Dracula! power to the real vampire!

*fist in the air*

[shimeonmorpheus]

oh hello dracula do you remember me the battle of streinburg 1687

[follower64]

Why yes, he does rock ass. He rocks men's asses. With his penis.

[KaguyaRyuuji]

no, he just rocked bella's ass and got his own rocked by dracula

[akumatekkusu666]

Dracula would fucking kill Edward

[BlackandWhiteScarf]

Edward Cullen wears Dracula pajamas!! (And matching boxers XDD)

[xLambx3]

ok lets think about this why the fuck would edward wear pjs at all cuz he DOESNT SLEEP!!

and he would never wear those.. ew.

and if he did wear pjs he would only wear boxers so shut the fuck up.

[BlackandWhiteScarf]

Jesus. I'm sorry my comment offended you so deeply. And made you get all bitchy. Edward is a pansy.

[HSMamanda]

you so sound like jason earls on hannah montana

[chickenmonkeystudios]

edwards a stalker what girl wants sme1 watch them sleep

[clover220]

I go with Dracula. He's a real vampire that DOES NOT SPARKLE! Stephenie Meyer didn't even know much about vampires. She said it in an interview. So why write about something you don't know about?

No wonder her vampires sparkle.

Dracula is the shit, better than Edward.

[chickenmonkeystudios]

damn straight dracula would murder him

[sweetheart2109]

I like twilight but I am not a stupid little fan girl. I know that Dracula will kill edward and the rest of the cullens

[FantasmaLuna]

Dracula, I love you! Death to Twilight and death to sparkles!!!

Why does Eddiekins spend all his time watching Bella sleep when he could be watching free cable porn all night? *shrugs*

[mastermind0696]

Dracula should go beat the shit out of Edward

[gothfilth666]

Richard Roxburgh is the best dracula ever haha,I love the movie Van helsing!!!!!!!!!! XD

[villesangel69]

this is great!

[wolfspirit820]

i love dracula!!!!!! especially the one version played by richard roxburgh!!!!

[XxRottenMuffinxX]

DRACULA FOR ETERNITY!!!

Stephanie Meyer is such a wannabe vampire author, i bet she hasn't even read Bram Stoker's Dracula! ',,'

[momohanyuuhinamori]

Everything that Dracula said is so true. Dracula all the ways! :)

[CapNCorn]

One paragraph from Dracula is a billion times better literature than the whole Twilight Series. No, it's much better than that...shit on a type writer, and what comes out is a billion times better than the Twilight series.

[freddy3911]

Dracula, I am bringing you back in my own story. You, Lestat and any vampire is the best vampires. I am not including Edward and the other TWILIGHT vampires. Like I said to ultraforge, stay away from those petafile vampires!

[kayring13]

dudes, dracula is the originel vampire

witch is like a purebred dog.

but, ms. meyer just screwed the vampire.

witch is like a mix breed dog... :(

[canelongno1]

a question to all dracula fans how meany of you became a fan after reading the actual book? and how meany from watching the film/s alone

[KingXTXWKOBW]

I read the book when I was in 6th grade and watched the movie soon after, so I was a fan after I read the book. Read Twilight... can't stand it AT ALL! I I find it ridiculous. The Dracula novel inspired me to become a horror writer, to be the next great TRUE Vampire novelist. So I do know what I'm talking about when it comes to the actual novel... Read that before anything. I'm the real deal when it comes to the Count.

[canelongno1]

cool so you would argee that its anoying that after all this time people still consider dracula a romanict, sexualy atractive charcter? or would you prefure to see an adaption that is true in every form and detail to the book?

[KingXTXWKOBW]

I was never truly fond the this little sex thing Dracula has had going for him for who knows how long now. I would much rather see him as what he is in the book, not some sex symbol. I never really liked how people just look at it in that way, and it being the first thing to come to mind when Dracula is mentioned. Personally, I would rather them stick to what Bram Stoker made him out to be.

[canelongno1]

XXXX I KISS YOU I GROVEL TO YOU I LICK YOUR SHOE

oh its so good to see that there is some one from the real world out there that speaks my language thank you thank you thank you

[KingXTXWKOBW]

No no my friend.. thank you. One day I promise to be a world reknowned Novelist, who will bring the Dracula name right back.

[canelongno1]

well i wish you all the best of luck

did i mention you should check out the book called THE HISTORIAN ?

may give you some ideas of how to

write a story without apearing to have just copied the dracula / vampire story

just a little thing to be carful about

[MrsDorianGray]

hehe thats an awesome book

[HauntedGhostLady]

You may also want to read "Drakulya" by Earl Lee, an interesting perspective of the Stoker tale. I found it very fascinating.

[MrsDorianGray]

ooh i 'll check that out

[cha5]

To canelongno1

I became a Dracula fan when I read the comic 'Tomb Of Dracula' back in the

1970s, it pretty much lead to me reading Stoker's novel later on, I don't think I really saw any of the Dracula films until at least a decade later although I might have seen clips of them on TV or read about them in Forey Ackerman's 'Famous Monsters' magazine.

[KingXTXWKOBW]

Down with this shitty Twilight... Dracula will rise again. We need another good Dracula book. Twilight's done nothing but ruin what used to be great, Vampire legends.

[canelongno1]

may i sugest: the historian, its all dracula boath vampiric and historical

[CapNCorn]

The official sequel comes out this October, written by Dacre Stoker.

[KingXTXWKOBW]

And yes, I know this, Never said I was going to write a direct sequel... a book about Dracula yes, but not a sequel.

[SaraMcGonagall]

lol

[EdwardCullenL16]

lol! i love edward and twilight!!! this was soooo funny! roflmfao!!!!!!!

[ilovealicenjasper]

ya dam edward  GO JACOB!

[xxLittleRedxx]

You are now my new favorite person.

Down with the sparkles!

[STANDERSEN]

"FUCKING EDWARD!" lmao!!!

[MissDeluexbunny]

its so stupid..I'm team edward of course

[SirminianDragon]

i fell off my chair 3 times in a row while watching this. and does anyone know how much big drac's spider pet is? that cobweb is HUGE!!!

btw,

im team JACOB

WEREWOLVES RULE!!!!!!

[ilovealicenjasper]

ha so funny! i still like edward

[sunnyskiesCA]

Ha ha! I am seriously laughing my ass off right now!!

[DavidsLostGirl]

No truer words have ever been spoken.

Dracula FTW

[ThatIzzyGirl]

Hahahaha Drac singing Lionel. . . LOVE IT! xD

[McFlygirly09]

lmao i love that Twilight is sitting in front of him with a bookmark in it...

funny stuff that is

[xXHelenSXx]

Love this lol!!!!

[beckybootsx]

Funniest thing EVER!

[Nattaa3]

Haahahahaah, omg xD

[uawildcat]

Firstly, I love Twilight, but this video was freaking hilarious! LOVED IT!

Hahahahaha!

[FuckinMcflyin]

when the fuck did Dracula turn russian?! XD

[tizbic2]

When he was from Romania dumbass

[darkfairy1100]

that's right dracula...

spread the word of how fucked up it is when some one sparkles.... fuck you edward