It was a real saw! Im not smosh! and my thoughts on tv (M4M ep 2)

[joesher4rill]

he is growing weeeeeeeeeed!!!! haha lol

[MrCherryflavor]

yes the saw was real ... but i cought this te 1st time i saw th blade is not so much real its not connected to to moving head

0:19 in to thw vid.

[shimmer90009]

borap!guns!

lololol

[guitarinkrys]

wtf man?! im aussie and i had no choice being born where i was and even if i did i wouldnt be born anywhere else! and btw its g'day. mate. lol

[superjonaslover12233]

o rly?

[ch527kerosene]

Who's in all the pictures taped underneath your shelvey thing above your couch/bed?

[iluvtara4ever]

callofduty you better shut up, mattg is my idol, and i will kill you...

[callofdutyplaya32]

tjat is the fakest thing if ever seen. this makes me feel thet Alien vrs predator is real. YOUR A F***ING RETARED THINKING PEPLE THINK THIS IS REAL

[SupaaNinja]

Yoddle yoddle yoddle n***** XD Nice one ! Your my hero haha

[callofdutyplaya32]

RACEST B***H

[SupaaNinja]

Really ?

[TheM4pler]

wtf with all these spams

[RRAAWWWRRR]

you should try and mow it anyways. post it on youtube and what not, ;)

[amazingfertilla123]

its wasnt frid you lazy boner

[12Foofoo12]

mirror of u filming

[MrShawJ]

nice video... now lets see some pics from when you were little

[12Foofoo12]

i call it bi ass Gay Lezbo O_o i dont know what i jus typedddddd

[poopiehed3972]

yea if dane cook was a fuckin faggot

[PEEKxAxBOO7]

You remind me of Dane Cook....kinda.

[NaturalBlondeProduct]

The first two LOL comments were from the REJECTED CARTOON MOVIE! :D

Theyre freakin hilarious. I reccommend you look it up! :D

[hannahsucks7]

smosh got crappy

[zombiecupcake321]

the first to comments were from regected carttons

[BLOODSPREADER22]

forget the hip rihno

show an evil bunny!

XD

[devilchaser5]

PICKLESSS

[KradLavinrac]

I'm so glad you uploaded the FULL saw in half that shows the saw come out the other side...I was getting so pissed at the comments that said it was fake. YOU GOT MY VOTE MATTG!!!

[devnmiss]

i want to see you say a good diss to my brother ryan so i can show him and let him no nobody likes him.

[Zeerock28]

At least someone got sawed in half (how you do it, I still don't know)

[indierockandroller]

the background music is bugging me

[ilovepiggies17]

Time to clean your floors!

Squirt. Mop. Toss.

[kawaiiniji]

'eww, what is that? it's disgusting.' hahahah your videos always make me laugh :D

[cremecaramel100]

I'd like to hear something about the sex-life of an WOW-player. All right, maybe something of the life of an WOW-player. Okay, let's be honest, there's non oft that - but maybe something about the game?

[TheWhitestKid]

Oh crickey, there's a croc in me bed! It's eating me pet snake and spider!

I fight kangaroos and my best friend is a koala.

[skelety60]

in austrlin

[Heather7894]

Why so you have a soggy nacho up your butt???

[ZhoomTheCool]

in 0:31 you look like Zak Efron =D

[MikyMixer]

amazing........ :)

[greensapro]

My favorite color is naked

[DEVINtheDIZZLE]

his arm movements control my a.d.d

[CanadianReddDevil]

LOL

[JeffandJake]

Matt I love you.

[MikaylaStellar]

you should sit on a chair outside and video tape ur self eating toast .......

[NuclearToast97]

awesome boxman.

and that would be a dead centipede.

[bookworm5621]

you should get a purple troll wig and put it on a cat.

crap! matt do not forget to stretch before you go running!!

oh and dont be a turd monkey!

[2jake077]

2nd comment is from rejected lol

[JeffandJake]

WOOHOO! I got mentioned. Lol, my friend told me over msn, anyways, Matt, I'm assuming you've watched "Rejected" by Don Herdtzfeldt, if not, go watch it now. You'll get a good laugh. Also, I've heard you live in Canada. Where about, because I live in Southern Ontario. Thanks for being awesome man, keep doin' it.

[TheUnknownGirf]

I'd watch the results of that soap operah.lolz.Your awesome MattG!!Wooo!

[acjh7]

awesumes, love the piano tie shirt, kick ass

[jessasaurusreeex]

those weeds are beautiful.

[cremecaramel100]

"totaly disgusting" ...indeed! had one of those little bastards in my appartement too, smells bad, throws it's legs, crawls in dark corners, eats silverfish, is afraid of spiders nd feigns death - threw it out but it came back!!! wäch!

[ashndkay96]

thatss cutee u havee pics of rachell nd u under ur shelff thing hahaa nd some maggotss,weeds, nd classy rhinoss arent u living an "amazing" life xP

[xshorty516]

damn that's classy. that's a classy rhino <3

[david28358]

i am tired of video coming up twice i am starting to unsuscibe

[randomnater]

Explain why on the missuri liscence plates, it says "the 'show me' state"

[Eregon111]

Because Missouri is the Show Me state. Lol

[kblurv4eva]

MMmm, maggots.

My favorite.

And do you think the world is going to end in 2012 MattG??

[multigamer00]

your acting(at least i hope it's acting) makes you seem retarded

[Cheeserock123]

THE iamchrisc suggested yodelling?! Sick. Sweet weeds there.

[lindsaycaroline]

you wave your hands around, way to much.

[MrSamuel14]

smosh fails youre funnier =D

[cupcakepunks]

My cousins a magician. He can turn a basket of apples... into a basket of bunnies.

[Burzi741]

Trans-Sibling-Whore-Hospital

lol

[bignoscotia]

M'Y SPOONS TOO BIG

[fightstarriseagainst]

explain the scotland flag, i've always wondered what that was all about

[georgeofnewyork]

Giant green pickles taste like milk

[xcutupangel]

you should keep your hair like that!

[AgentSkinnyCow]

Hahaha. You're so hilarious dude. The gangster yodeling had me laughing so hard. x]

[adamtmiller]

i wana see a pie 2 the face but it hast to be right outa the oven do it 2 the domb ass who shocked his ass ieth fly swatter

[Bagtardz]

kick the worm thing in the vent....he shall burn. or fall into your basement or crawlspace

[77josh77]

lmfao that rino was awesome and im pretty certain that was a turd XD

[dinosaursays]

banana split

[rrhayah]

Lol, you're all twitchy and stuff : D

[XxMainthr33xX]

You wore that shirt to 789! :D

[evolutionofdan]

banana Split

[mDsxishere]

i made a cow today. it was nice.

[roxivus]

MY FAVOURITE ICECREAM IS KITTENZ!

[starshiptrooperss]

LOL xD i feel fat xD

[minzi2047]

hahaha thats a caterpeeler

and how did he see it its like on the floor and he was looking outside....

[z3d19]

"Tuesday's coming did you bring your coat?"

"I'm feeling fat...& sassy!"

It's from a video by Don Hertzfeldt called Rejected. It's funny you should watch it.

& You're nothing like smosh MATTG is MATTG.

[FanOfMarianasTrench]

lmfao, i love how he said "ew" fricken awesome

[MurakamiTenshi]

hahaha what the fuck

smosh isn't funny anymore =/ so don't worry if people say you are trying to be like them!

wait did that come out wrong?

[brokenlegz]

australia it self isnt poisonous... lolll

[RonB999]

Ick what a gross bug!

[stabmebcuzily]

Yum. Lol

[hawkman8706]

Yodlodlodlodlodlo NIGGER

[hawkman8706]

0:53-0:58 OMFG SO FUNNY!!@!@!

[Imho]

quit trying to be sarah palin

[Babblingfools]

ewwie the mutant worm was gahross

[renobx2]

tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat is from a video..type in 'my spoon is too big' on youtube..it's a funny video.

i am a banana.

[angelaatrocious]

don't you mean stay inside and get fat and sassy?

[amazingaapril]

omg i am already subcribed to my annoyances he is so funny ;D

[sweetartfreak]

your hair looks really good like that!

[spirt611]

lol is it bad theat i laughed at that australia joke and im from aus :S

[MissheardMagic]

YOU'RE TRYING TO BE DAN BROWN!!!

[keithzworld]

Haha its so true, but I still love Matt's videos lol!

[bourassa090]

fuck that. when he pulled the saw up it wasnt moving.

[tankgreen123]

i think you shud eat cheese 4 ur next vid

[callthemall]

I live in a giant bucket!

[ashblielovesjon]

Omfg you need to make more videos with Rachel. :3

[headcrab1993]

its sunday. get ready for göteborgs rapé (search that on the webb you will get messed up!

[gabbytgabbers]

your eyes are pretty they look like the guys next door eyes but i haven't seen his yet if that makes sense... oh well

[midnightsun1213]

well... "THAT" is considered to be a bug and it probably got in your house from the vent in which it is sitting by... THEREFORE you have bugs living in your vent.

[rockerforlife777]

i think it's raining.

[alexareacode]

lol nice video

[youaremyxhigh]

jesus, you're hot.

...

wait. that kind of sounds like i'm calling you jesus.

matt g, are you jesus?! =O

[djthug5]

Poop and Boobies

[twilighter4life1993]

i love your hair spiky!

:D

[lukin6t9]

lol the comments are from rejected cartoons

[Emw1100]

i want to see a pic of ur mom

[BananaBerry166]

that tie doesnt look real. did u make it out of paper? pretty random nd stupid question. just wanted 2 know.

btw plz go up 2 random people say mommy!!

[rokerchick12345]

I am pretty sure it is a mill worm... LOL

[1homeboi1]

id like to see your legs

lul

[19AnDrEw19]

Fuk u white boy.

[YameJN]

that "thing" wasnt dead

it was my friend geoff.. he's hibernating, and i'd appreciate it if you'd send him back, first post

[chasers16]

I think the out side is appealing

thats why I keep my blinds closed

[saxburvia2]

do a video of yourself naked from the waist down, but draw a face upon your hips and thighs, and use yo phallus to convey emotion.

[MsBitchy5]

i dont get it because u keep yada yada and its gettin rlly boring so yea go get a life.

[Jimmy7524]

I saw the fake in the saw, but it was hard to find though.

[kay6262]

you make a lot of hand movements when you talk. i like it.

[itselisse]

dig yo hawk

[HunkyFes]

:O australia is bomb.

you should say "house" more often in your videos.

crazy canadians

[fenderbender008]

yumm... gravel... you should get some gravel grazing cows.

that would be amazing, thank you.

[Seanqw3]

the comments that ikilledkermit and jeffandjake made are from an animated comedy. type "rejected cartoons - don hertzfeldt - family learnign channel". F4ACKING HILARIOUS

[Minika5]

haha i love your large hand gestures when you are talking XDD

<3

[waytokrazy]

the saw isnt real if you look at the blade at the end it doesnt move

[vacation0]

pineapples

[sammih4289]

i would love to see yu pole vault lol...i lyk ur eyes..

[triforcemaster8]

5:49 why are there pics of girls faces under that shelf? LOL

[evil0midget]

lesiban rinos have sex with their tusks since they can't hold dildos.

[Coolameo4life]

If all the women are men , and the men are women, wouldn't that make the women ..women?

ANd the men.. men?

Unless its the third wednesday of the month and its 3pm so they are balancing a glass of chocolate milk on their head while singing the bikini bottom national anthem!

..That would make everybody hermaphadites.

:P

YAAAAY FOR SPONGEBOB!

[DanicaJammin]

your hair is ADORABLE! :)

[iConnorG]

id love to see you do a cartwheel of some sort =)

[dudeiszack]

everyones going to try to be random since you showed those random comments now , but i think next episode you should put a spoon in the toilet, or mayonnais. either way id laugh

[bomber1108]

next episode punch a picture of a monkey

please

[KaylaIsTheShiz]

TICKLE ME ELMO . With extra mayo please .

[Zar1ack]

Noobs

[Smirky201]

let's go fly a kite

[tcscgirl12]

i might have forgotten about the whole canada thing, and literally said outloud "he sounds so canadian its not even funny"

*sigh*

im not very smart.

[tcscgirl12]

I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE DOOPOOLOOPADOOP.

that goes along with tuesday and im feeling fat and sassy :)

[skoore1234]

Hey, i'd mow your gravel

[lethality1992]

you should do a video about your girlfriend. if you're still with her and whatnot. :) she seemed cool. :]

oh and you should like punch a baby doll or something. that'd be funny. coz you know how everybodys all like "arrgg i dont want to take the trash out... ill just punch/kick/kill a baby!" yeah so. it'd be kinda funny imo. :)

[whatswithalltheXs]

I wish my front lawn was so kick-awesome like yours!

[twi5tedlemonz]

"sweet weed"!!!!!!

[CassidyCanFly]

Is it okay if I chop your tongue off and keep it in a jar?

[munstersunderyourbed]

btw both of those ciomments are from rejected cartoons

[lordfumblesquid]

grass lawns are for pussies.

[ZetzumeiUchiha]

Totally.

[holytrapazoid]

i have an idea for a tv show ok here its theres a guy and a shoe and the line is i making grilled cheese

[andijean12456]

lol u can see the camera man in the mirror in the beginning,

I LOVE BOXMAN, the real one should be gushers too. who doesnt love gushers? smosh. thats who.

[RawrItsMassable]

is that a tree on your couch?

pfft.

[4everTheSickestKid21]

you are way too attractive for your own good. <3

[x7PunkRocker7x]

Not funny ?

[pradagirl8]

I love how you're just like " -.- ew."

[live4jesus4eva]

haha i think its funnny people are trying to come up with "cool" comments now so you put them in your vid. I dont have to write a cool comment, mines just cool becuase i am :D

[xRachelRossx]

ha! you grow weed LOL

Why do you have a Scottish Flag ?

Are you part Scottish ?

[marZlena]

hey matt your lawn rocks

sorry had to say it, it was that stupid :]

[NickleBean0]

i think its like... rap crap or something xD

[xXmCrLuVa4EvAXx]

in that jacket with the sunglasses you look like an old man tourist...a very cool old man tourist?

haha

[Stuffzombie]

Maggot Worm lookin' penis!!!

[Stuffzombie]

Penis!!!!

[mongreletf]

Wow, is it just me or is MattG gotten HOT(ter)!

[iamsmellie]

ejhdkshjnekfmdnkjehdkjwbfjkwek­jfew LOL

[jealousjessie]

Matt has weed trees growing in his yard.

Now THAT is something!

[jellycat17]

My spoon is too big!

[jjextreme1992]

mines is metal

[jellycat17]

....okaaaaaay

[robins260295]

DO IT!!!

[ERCCRE123]

I REALLY want to kill the koolaid man

[jjextreme1992]

me too

[robins260295]

i want to see a picture of pete wentz being eaten by a poisonous kangaroo

[jjextreme1992]

y  u asking me

[addictsflowerseeds]

i lovelovelove your shirt!!!

<3

[Viterkim]

needs moar background music.

the same shit getting repeated for 7 min is boring