Bullying Leviticus: Chapter 15

[lastofmany1]

I have an question. Why would God make women bleed if he would just declare it unclean ? Okay, that's out of the way.

[lastofmany1]

ANAL SEEPAGE FOR THE LOSE

[cricketol]

and for the two birds the preast will head but the think to death and cram the other one up his ass while its alive but must pull it out before it dies or he will be ceremonially unclean lol

[cricketol]

so a male baby is ceremonially unclean till potty trained and the person that cleans up after the kid is unclean too? and if the kid pisses on you you are ceremonially unclean after you clean up and after the evening

[subbtopp]

Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13

Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20

Any city that doesnt receive the followers of Jesus will be destroyed in a manner even more savage than that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark 6:11

Jude reminds us that God destroys those who dont believe in him. Jude 5

[subbtopp]

You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20

Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own. Deuteronomy 13:6-10

Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you. Deuteronomy 13:12-16

Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7

[NachoKun224]

So, basically, in those times you had better stay live inside your bathtub since anything you did would make you "ceremonially unclean" XD

[ponced6]

Great chapter. Ladies... according to YHWH you need to wash your ass a lot. You are some unclean humans. Dang. YHWH does not like you guys too much.

[Boolze]

HAHA, good catch on the blood-splattered tabernacle/altar (not to mention the priests that are made holy by having blood splattered on them). :D

I guess human discharges don't make for as pleasing an aroma to the lord as those of sacrified, torn-to-pieces, burnt bulls do.

But it still doesn't make any good sense. Retarded volcano god picture definitely called for. ^^

[777DLB]

So will they need to burn a bunch of birds for taking a dump?

[banonKING]

So I guess the only way for a woman to not "defile" anything during her period is to learn how to levitate and not touch anything for 7 days.

[TimiS0]

emission of semen dam i need to kill a lot of birds :P

[MercuryRis]

LMAO TimiS0

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