Chris Rock - Beat by the Police

[pencilart360]

He'll all true

[draymond267]

HE GOT WEED

[armorfid]

The only additional thing I learned while watching this video is that there is a full squad of policemen armed with nightsticks hidden in each police car's trunk.

[707Burke707]

how old is this?

[Speights2011]

please tell people about Food Motivation So Hungry

[myno1fakeaccount]

26 people didn't have a white friend

[RickySouthwell]

@pepperannziggi i hate to break this to you, but cop or not, i am sure lots of people check out your ass, why do women complain about being checked out? why not just stop wearing tight clothes? and i am sure you check out guys all the time

[GMAN1589]

MY MUSIC STAY BANGING FUCK THE POLICE

[wookiewhat]

hahaha NWA

[Metal8Lover]

ROTFLMAO thanks for uploading this shit iis funny as hell >_<

[JustInsaneBeatz]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEEED!

[luiscanifru]

25 people get ass kicked by the police

[DiGiTaL5H0T]

he got weed he got weeeed!

[doyahn7110]

DONT GIVE HIM SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT

[Juniororquidhea]

Todo mundo odeia o Chris

[drgonzo1985]

is that the black guy from my name is earl?

[ProudAnselmo]

Crab man @ 1:43!

[Jdub14000]

At 2:44 that a writer on the Chapelle show.

[gavinjny]

Where did this jewel come from?

[ForTehNguyen]

Seattle woman shouldve watched this PSA before getting punched in the face

[SolarJakee]

Chris Rock represents everything that Richard Pryor hated.

[vincentx915]

The look on the driver's face... LOL

[D4Juv3]

lmao

[dawarror]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED

[h5y]

Was this on the chappelle show?

[mycsteezee]

He got weed! He got weed! lmao. Classic

[chris97124]

shut the fuck up, bring a white friend lol!!!

[saifi55]

N.W.A FUCK THE POLICE LOL

[jaehood109]

"iF YOUR LISTENING TO LOUD RAP MUSIC,TURN THAT SHIT OFF"

[bulletprooftrader]

fuck da police com straight from da underground

[ploD1]

hahahah dam he is right :)))

[idriso09]

that was great !!!!

[BroncoTopDog1]

damn i was hoping it was an actual video of chris rock getting the shit beat out of him by police now that one would have actually been funny chris....

[thismaryhasnolamb]

if you're listening to loud rap music...TURN DAT SHIT OFF! hahaha so true

[asmetuyasiempre]

criss rock the laws where made to control u nigga ass i understand , if u assalt, kill or rob some one u need to be punished.,but to hear loud music? then why on that hell they sell u 1000 + watts of music power?or to have fun n get drunk? why they sell u alcohol then?or to smoke? etc, hell u get punished if u dont pay u taxes lol,they force u n control u live eevry second of u miserably existence. and the sucker of chris say shut up n ovey this laws., he is the worse slave nigga i ever know.

[alittleweird1977]

@asmetuyasiempre It's very difficult to take anything in your comment seriously because it was written in ebonics.. You want to be given everything you feel you deserve? Stop acting stupid! If you can't speak the english language why would anyone give you a job talking to people? If you want the police to leave you alone then don't be the loudest, crudest, most obnoxious person in the room. In short, pull your pant's up, put a shirt on, get a job, and use your inside voice.

[palinsux1]

@asmetuyasiempre I think he is just stating common sense rules to follow to not get your ass kicked by the police. He didn,t say don`t drink or do drugs he was just basically saying keep it low and this is a joke hence the people laughing in the background.

[NYCeddie15]

does a mad little girl count?

i was driving my little sister to school cause she didnt want to go. i was at a stoplight with open windows next to a cop when she screamed "help!! he's a kidnapper and he's gonna rape me!!"

[robdar76]

what if someone gives me drugs?

[Hellsgift2]

im stoned watching this and HOLY FUCK LOL

[514liveinaghetto]

i laughed so hard when the doode said WUT THE FUCK DO U WANT MOTHAFUCKA

[supermegasonic]

yea, that was my favourite part!!

[HappyLittleAnna]

mee too, me and my friend kept watching it over and over, its so funny!! haha

[bmw123321]

your friend might be crazy LOL

[88UGA88]

This is good advice for white people as well.

[ChampCreed]

"HE GOT WEEEEEED !!!!" lmao

[vwkonflict01]

yeah, gates should have shut the fukk up, entitled mulatto

[coronaKM96]

thts rite kick his motha fuckin ass....take his weed he got weed!!!!!!!!!!!! rotflol

[oracle2world]

Chris Rock is a comic genius.

[almondtealeaf2]

You know this is the funniest video I've ever seen by Chris Rock. It's one of his few hilarious satirical yet witty common sense public message LOL! Looks more like satire to me!

[ononokootokonoko]

the best!

[dani3lru1z]

lmao WUT THE FUCK U WANT MOTHA FUCKA

[PoiXen]

1.45 is crab man from my name is earl?

[DSkehan2004]

2:19 look at him he's about to bitch. lol

[cantbefooled]

2:19 ... And in case you do get pulled over by the cops

"License and registration please." Remind your friend to do this one thing, shut the $#%@ up.

[naruto95823]

haha made my day (:

[MSalliePJ]

whos that black guy in the car, i cant remeber him!

its making me angry

[Akinwale1]

shit thats the dudee from my name is earl Lol and he has cainrows, means he's been growing that hair for long loll

is there a problem officer

[MSalliePJ]

ohh my god, it is!

[FleshFloss]

Crabman

[TracyBug63]

funny, funny shit!! And, all true! :)

[vJWv]

1:52 is the funniest fuckin part lol

[BIGGZzoO8]

what the fuk u wont muva fuka !! hahahaha ..

[107598]

dude i can whatch this 10times in a row and still laugh

[scotty20075]

fuck this is funny

[jessjeff123]

luckilly i am a white friend to my hispanic friend. so it cancels it out.

[jessjeff123]

1:52

thats how i greet people everyday on the street

[jessjeff123]

i bet its alot of fun being a cop, u get to beat people XD

[cicitony]

remind your friend to one thing~

"shut the fuck up"

lolx~

[alex08648]

lol 2:11.....the guy in blue is searching his boy

[OfficialDJDSign]

i actually laughed my ass off XD

[quebicboy]

that show is great but chappell's show is better

[Grix09]

Brilliant, just brilliant. 1:55 is great.

[themuss28]

Thats some funny shit

[Radz117]

NWA ARE FUCKING AWESOME!

[spaceorbison]

lol HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED

[kaidose]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHER FUCKER!?

lol

[chrism8101]

lmaorofl

[DSkehan2004]

LOL!

[Erodyne]

so very true.

[syon]

fuck fuckity fuck fuck

donkey boner

[Zerak1990]

Whats that rap shit called that Chriss crasy friend is listenin at 1:34

[Elaijas]

Public Enemy - Fuck the police

[buddings]

public enemy!?!? are you fucking retarded?

its N.W.A.

[SoTruth4ul]

u idiot get outta here and go watch sesame street

[Elaijas]

yo momm4

[baledale]

yo man get yo ass of a youtube and go watch spongebob dAWG

[baledale]

not public enenmy NWA

[fenwaypark89]

nwa - fuck the police

[LPhakop]

NWA - Fuck the Police

[killacmac]

lmao at 1:47 crab man is there a problem officer?

[Elaijas]

1:52 I peed my pants of laughter

[0verpwned]

Same!!! XD that is so damn funny i was laughing for around 5 mins straight after seeing that!!!

[cranky1chick]

"...last but not least, don't drive with a man woman."

[shoTnKilled]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[xxangelaxxkapow]

lol "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHER FUCKER?!"

"MAN DONT GIVE HIM SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT!"

[HelloThar9]

"If the police have to come and GET you, they're bringin' an ass kickin' with em'"

[nintendogss]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[radlations]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

[niawest]

Hey, that's crabman from, "my name is earl"

[jake9112]

really?

[niawest]

Yeah at 1:45, his hair is just braided but that's him.

[undertakr]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED

[MaryAnnSilikaTonga]

common sense...hehehe...have to use street language for some. If that's what it takes to keep freedom legal in any land &/or government...so be. Way to go Chris Rock. OBEY THE LAW. AMEN.

[Jellybeanman0925]

i can just c myself going to a friend and saying all the stuff not to do but not say y. it wont make sense

[anthonyhantonh]

Im always glad to see the police. Because when they around I know they aint coming after me. Why? I don't break the freakin law. That is an easy way how not to get beaten by the police.

[elpapi3443]

LOL.....NICE VIDEO!

[AnonNumber9000]

pmsl thats awesome!

[mzmnm25]

lmfao the best.

[tucci007]

Sound advice from a guy who's probably been there a few times. FUCK THE POLICE

[dandero11]

lamo he got weed he got weed hahahaha

[KISSrocksrapsucks48]

omy god thats so funny lol

[brettles18]

that's some funny shit.

[BinkyBoat]

they should air this on public tv

[SmAcKdOwNlEgEnD]

lol He is funny :D

[Falsetto4u]

hahahahahahahaahahahahaahahaha­h!!!!!!!!!!

[thestudent09]

did one of those guys look like chamillionaire?

[sighedeffects]

Yes, so hilarious.

In a country that has the largest prison population in the world and the largest black prison population in the world... it's hilarious to spread disinformation that the people who get beaten by police deserve it... or that blacks are more likely to act in socially unacceptable ways...

also, it's great to convince white people that black people don't think the police just want 1 reason to lock them up.

[Airem23]

Chris Rock is a comedic great who will be loved by people of all color and creeds for many years to come.

[llSgtScopell]

Hahahha that is some funny stuff. AND IT IS TRUE!

[culturewarri0r]

anyone that gets beaten by the police definitely deserves to be beaten by the police lol. idiots.

[greenhulk87]

whahahahaha.. damn.. where did he get this shit?? Funny and true!!

[lexi719videos]

this is the best video i ever saw with chris rock!!!! halarious!!!!!

[kool4eva]

HEY... thats that guy from "my name is earl"

[6h0str1d3r]

yeh... awesome!!! xD

[Melanie150]

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKA!!" LMAO best part of the video

[Roebakke]

look at the video I've uploaded... what do you do if you just got a ride from a friend - they dident ask before beating the shit out of these guys..

15 policemen beating 3 suspects after a car chase.

[fmbpm123]

the police are recorded all the time, and theres actually very little police brutality..... the reason people get beat....is because they refuse to obey the officer. IF THEY TELL YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD DO IT...dont argue, dont say you didnt do anything, chances are you didnt do anything and they wanted to pat you down for their safety and question you about something you might have seen.... and it goes from answering a couple of questions to going to jail because they dont listen

[stopcop]

Chris Rock is actually correct that these measures will reduce police brutality. But he ignores the main reason that police beat people--BECAUSE THEY CAN. If police officers knew that if they brutalize someone they will be fired and even charged criminally they would stop. Zero Tolerance would do more than anything that Mr. Rock suggests.

[RyvernRaigon]

xD true true lol!,and this vid is more specific than the other boring advise

[getogirl]

Sure wish I would ave seen this before I got beat down by the Seattle Police!

[barbwired114]

watch?v=QYyQWYfZ720

[kissrox666]

ahahahh funny shitt !!!!!!!!!!!

[LPG2k7]

I love the lowrider dude:

- Is there a problem officer?

or: What the fuck do you want motherfucker!?

-=THE CRAZY FRIEND=-

remind your friend this one thing:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[PixieFairy676]

hahah Chris Rock is amazing!

[glock1726]

Now to everyone that saw the first video. Did she follow these instructions? No hence the taser.

Thank You

Chris Rock

[retinalworm]

This is brilliantly posted as a video response to Drama Queen Gets Tasered - check it out!!

[ThatGirl0609]

He got weed, He got weed!

Kick is motherfuckin' ass

LMAO, Thats comedy!

[battousaifitzy]

That was brilliant!! Had me cacking myself!!

[simesblimes]

is that guy at 01:43 crab man from my name is earl?

[papertigerlove00]

HAH! HAH!

[importfan247]

bullshit, saw somthing on the news were cops beat a white dude that was hand cuffed to a chair. and out here in cali. the cops have a attude, even on a simple traffic stop.

[henreedee]

you do realize this is for comedy

[jellybeen]

remind your friend to do this one thing: "shut the fuck up"

LMFAO!!!!!

[hockeyman1]

what the fuck you want motherfucker

man dont give em a shit what the fuck you want

[punkinsman]

This shit is so true to life!!!

[moggari]

what does the women say at 03:02-03:03?

[swatjosh0745]

he got weed he got weed

[olishkaa]

he got weeed he got weed

[shuffledout]

man don't them shit!!!

WAT THA FUCK U WANT??!!!

hahahaahhahahahah

[angistron]

double that! that's the funniest piece

[Auggie56]

If the police have to come and get you.......LoL

[crockettjvinson]

get a white friend LOL

[johnny718bravo]

OBEY THE LAW lol

[BullDog762]

Hahaha, that was good stuff, Chris Rock is brilliant.

[mrchic]

I wish I heard this advice when I was 14. I saw the flashing lights and didn't stop, in fact I sped up and got chased at 2.00am in the morning riding around without a license and I crashed a brand new van and went to jail that night. It was aweful, I said i'll never do this again lol. But had I seen this warning I would've been spared that disaster.

[Forkfingers]

dumbshit

[KEE18A]

the skinny black guy who said is there a problem officer has a face that just cracks me up. what the f;;; do you want motherf,,./?? LOL

[princessLisy]

Thats some funny ass shit lmfao 5 stars for sure :)--- AWESOME VIDEO

[PrettyDoctor]

This is some funny shit =)

[mazaradiflash]

I understand some of the negative comments on this vid and you are right. Police brutality is never justified. However, I think some of you are missing the point of this video. Even though police brutality is wrong, realistically it still occurs. Yes they(the cops) will be punished with two weeks suspension and no pay but it still happpens in America. The point of the joke is you would have a better chance avoiding this painful experience if you don't do anything to upset or anger the cops.

[ibrake4rappers]

yeah getting a white friend is probably the best way to do thing if u want to sell drugs get a white girl with blond hair to give a ride

[Karonl6]

a succeful black man saying that white racist hate crime are right

he actually said get a white friend

white people dont have to be racist anymore black people hate black people

look how he portrays black women as loud and rude

and how he portrays black men as all thugs

and how he portrays all white men as good cops beating down a negro

nothing but black self hate

[machngunjoe]

Its satire and hes one of the best at it. Calm down.

[USAsoftoncriminals]

hey idiot karon:

1) black bitches ARE loud and rude (and fat assed)

2) most black males (not men) are punk-ass criminals. check how many been arrested by age 30

3) i bet you think white cops are heroes when you dial 911 you hypocrite

like chris says: DON'T BREAK THE LAWS stupid niggaz!

[Froodrook]

i dont like chris rock because he is a one-joke-guy, but this was acctualy funny

[praetorianimperator]

Truer words have not been spoken in decades. Now, if only Kaffers actually listened to them.

[joey4lyfe2007]

The guy wit the braids looks like Lazie Bone from Bone Thugs N Harmony... BTW this shit is funny as hell.

[benaz4life]

fuuny ass hell!! 10/10

[ethantjai]

fricking hilarious

[Babiboi212001]

what the fuck you want motherfucker!!!!!! Im stiull laughin my ass off!!!!!! some funny ish!!

[baller9524]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! lolz

[drex24ny]

jump in the subway.. and bring a fully loaded clip and smoke some joint

[clebervic]

funny shit.

[MutantSwarm]

If Donicio Arrindell had seen this video, he's still be alive. Google "Donicio Arrindell"+"Subway"

[drummerbuzz]

Maybe you NEED your ass kicked!

So true!!

Turn that shit off!!

[Hickeydog2365]

absolutly halarious and with truth to it. LMAO

[headliner44]

Odd, your name has the word Singh in it, which is related to being brown. Not black.

[yhnell18]

middle easterns aren't black... they're asian

you're black if you originated from africa

(i dont get how someone who's quartercast is black though, even being majority white)

[xmcxshortyx2k7x]

or jamcia - or Dominica , tortuga - carribean . not jus africa