Best Intro Ever To A Case On The "The People's Court"

[Supershadowman64]

wow it took me 3 times to finally get the joke. he tapped her bumper, hes accused of rearending a women XD PRICELESS

[lavvy2585]

I didnt get this vid

[airmatt86]

13 inch tv?

[Frontlinecool]

2 idiots arguing in a not so popular video

[rexx1234567]

That's fucked up XD

[KillHighPitch]

I have rear-ended tons of women but it ends up in Criminal Court.

[tomjunk1965]

good god allrighty...

those sneaky writers, slipped that one in there (no pun intended) with stealth tech..

"...accused of rear-ending a woman and causing an accident..." haha!

[anon55555555]

Can't believe he tapped that bumper, I wouldn't have tapped that

[lasoogneypubes]

Haha I finally get it after watching this like 5 times. He should have made this a shorter version. The joke is the final thing he says, "He's accused of rear-ending a woman" which is like saying he's being tried for sodomy.

[Wirwin69]

0:09 Sounded like he said "Her boner" and I was like "WHAT!?"

[ashappear]

This is funny not because of the visual, but the audio. Turn up your speakers and listen.

[lilmurfer]

Seriously why don't people get it.

[reesesboot]

only wouldve been acceptable if beavis and butthead were watching.

stay in school.

[sorc1234567890]

did that man enter with a mangina at 0:01 ?

[nintruendo]

Curt Chaplin has made me LMFAO for years. His classis intros are so underrated. I wish there were more videos like this, ther's some classics out there.

[iStayHighNeWay]

hes accused of rear ending a women

[GingerSnaps1022]

people who do not get it, are just not old enough.

[Eetaq]

lol you guys are all just haters. This intro was so chock full of sexual innuendo

[njnets2000]

When did the cast of the Sopranos get called into court?

[Voodooray007]

@njnets2000 I'll be shocked if Big Pussy comes out of nowhere

[Zeyp61]

OH YES I NEEDED THAT LAUGH!!!

[Dedmon319]

Jigglypuff vs. Captain Falcon?

[sewer300]

"...causing him to tap her bumper."

[v12coupe]

REAR ENDING A WOMAN AHAHAHAHAHAH

[Marchant2]

I would've loved it if this were a blooper and instead of saying "rear ending" he says "ass ending".

[PATTIproduction]

LOL!

[woodside4life]

they're not coming to my pool party...

[SimsMoyal]

@woodside4life the left one is ok - the right one is the problem

[JexToth]

LOL



[MichaelinSF]

This video has some really funny coimnments!

[taker13angel]

accused of rear ending a woman......c'mon this clip was meant for that line??? well kinda funny

[Brian211978]

And accused of rear-ending a woman...bwahaha!!

[ZupeyKivo]

lol Hes accused of rear ending a women

[aguy70]

i think we've all been accused of rear ending a woman once in our lives *wink*

[aaron1673]

She's gotta big rearend, too!

[aguy70]

@aaron1673 yea how could he have avoided hitting her

[CandyKidable]

reminds me of Scarface the movie!! :D

[bunnyman09]

That's the only way she's gonna get tapped.

[rorie16]

I has more fun checking out the tits "on her" in the back!

[elvaelvirababe]

those two idiots escaped from The Sopranos.

[6shigh]

haha pickin his nose on tha way in

[britneyslut]

lol He's accused of rear ending a woman ..pouse lol

[britneyslut]

lol He's accoused of rear ending a woman ..pouse lol

[darroni123]

I am the only one who thought this looked like some kind of Miami vice intro?

[BaltimoreColt]

9 months later, the shortest, fattest baby ever was born.

[sandroeleven]

its John Gotti

[suckon1]

this shit ain't even funny..wtf?? 

[KaiserVadin]

ROFLAMO " REAR ENDING A WOMAN "

[JamesParkersVideos]

You can tap my bumper anyday.

[Mrster]

Hahahahahahahahahahah that intro was hilarious!

[Kidz24]

Alot of things that can sound wrong here. Look....

"The Plaintiff started to proceed from a red light when it turned green and then abruptly stopped, CAUSING HIM TO TAP HER BUMPER and the next thing he knows is that he gets a bill from an auto-shop for rear damage and all the problems she had with her old car, he won't be TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY ANYONE, CAN'T COME TO TERMS WITH THE PLAINTIFF , SO HE THROWS IT IN THE JUDGES HANDS. HE'S ACCUSED OF REAR ENDING A WOMAn."

[BrokenSp00n]

LOL the guys voice just makes the case sound even more disturbing

[GetDrunkOrQuit12]

wow immature minds here

[LeadLead]

Watch the woman over his shoulder. WTF is she doing at 0:22?? Trying to be sexy? That weird bitch is the only good thing about this clip.

[macrent2]

@LeadLead I didn't even notice her! She was doing her sexy pose!

[albinophilip]

@LeadLead hahaha, she has a hair in her mouth lol

[LeadLead]

@albinophilip I just watched the clip again - seriously, wtf? That long remove-hair-from-mouth-and-run­-thumb-down-neck move is just super stranger.

[firmingitup]

@LeadLead Must be another Kardashian sister

[SimsMoyal]

@albinophilip that means he gave her a new anus

[SimsMoyal]

@LeadLead LOL - what an idiot - she first doesn't do anything until she realize that she is on tv - than she started to wigle and trying to be sexual

other than that i can't understand what so special about it

[LeadLead]

@SimsMoyal Yeah I just thought it was ridiculously obvious. Never have I seen someone trying to be so sexy appear so unsexy. Silly, silly whore.

[SimsMoyal]

@LeadLead LOL2, she is obviously has no self esteem what so ever.

[buddygrant]

@LeadLead LMAO!!!

[Jx1x3]

@LeadLead bitch looks like snooky

[LeadLead]

@Jx1x3 snooky wishes she does

[xinecallaw]

@LeadLead She wasnt trying to be sexy she was wiping the cum off her face, I told her its hard to aim, so she should just keep it in her mouth.

[LeadLead]

@xinecallaw Oh no, don't say something mean about the girl, the whiteknight e-hero @kubush will probably leap to her defense and tell her what a scally-wag you're being.

[kubush]

@LeadLead It's not about coming to anyone's defense. It's just observing reality and calling you out on the idiotic shit that you spout. Try again.

[LeadLead]

@kubush It's about you not being even slightly perceptive when it comes to women, which is probably why you've never had any pussy in your life besides the whore one that shat you out. And 70 people agree you're a virginal bitch.

[kubush]

@LeadLead Looks like she is moving her hair out of her face....It's not a fucking murder mystery Sherlock.

[LeadLead]

@kubush I didn't say it was, faggot. If you think all she is doing is moving her hair out of her face, you must be an agoraphobic basement-dweller who has never seen a woman in the flesh; aaand at least 68 other people agree with me.

0/10

[kubush]

@LeadLead Obviously you're baffled by it like a common moron. Along with 68 idiots on youtube that agree with you. WOMEN actually agree with me that it looks like she has some hair on or in her mouth and she is just moving it. Saying that I'm agoraphobic simply because you have no common sense, makes no sense. Dumb twat.

[LeadLead]

@kubush She looks around then slowly and (I assume) seductively slowly runs her hand from her mouth, along her face and down her neck, then pokes her chest out as she pretends to reposition herself. They probably have monitors showing what's being filmed and as soon as she notices herself she starts acting like a dopey slut, probably not too dissimilar to how your mum would have acted when some drunken stranger blew a load in her to create the useless cunt that is you.

lrn2women.

[kubush]

@LeadLead Yeah, I know that is your fantasy but its simply not reality. Apparently you think that any movement that a women makes is somehow sexual. Maybe you're not getting any? Probably.

[LeadLead]

@kubush Wow, if you can't tell she's trying to look sexy, you're definitely a virgin for life. Can't tell if terrible troll or just really, really stupid...

[Mynamesnigel]

@LeadLead No. Her hair was in her eyes. Standard procedure for people with long hair.

[LeadLead]

@Mynamesnigel Have you ever interacted with a woman in the real world (no, not online)? If you had (and it's clear that you haven't) you would notice she is doing more than just trying to remove hair from her eyes. Women do stupid shit all the time for attention. Pretty sure that's why 70+ people agree with me. Silly, silly retard.

Can't tell if trolling or just really stupid...

[Mynamesnigel]

@LeadLead No I go to an all boys school, am gay and my mother died at birth. I don't know a single person with long hair.

Btw, I didn't know you was king of psychology. Thanks for the lesson in how to tell if a girl is trying to get attention or if her hair is in her eyes. [Which it is if you look - you know, with your EYES] What is she supposed to do if her hair gets in her eyes? Turn around so no one looks so she can do it without people think shes cravin attention?

FAGGOT.

[LeadLead]

@Mynamesnigel It was quite clear you were gay - I didn't really need you to tell me. Your absolute lack of knowledge about women and your obvious inability to read even the most simple of female body language reeks of homosexuality.

1/10 if you're trolling because you got me to reply again. If you're honestly not trolling, just wow.

[Mynamesnigel]

@LeadLead So answer my question. What do you expect someone with long hair to do when they have hair in there eyes? You are a fuckin dumb virgin

[LeadLead]

@Mynamesnigel Umm remove it. Not seductively run your thumb down your face, past your lips and slowly down your neck, while puffing your chest out to show off your tits. Is that how you do it, you fuckin faggot? I bet your dad showed you that.

[Mynamesnigel]

@LeadLead lmfao. you said 0:22 you fucking mong. When she touches her face that is like 0:28 you dumb fuckeyed cunt

[LeadLead]

@Mynamesnigel Sorry, at which point did I say 'stop watching'? Lol not only do you know nothing about women and their obvious body language, but you're also a dopey cunt with no logical thought. Holy fuck, you're officially in my 'top ten dumbest cunts on youtube' list. Congrats, retard.

[Mynamesnigel]

@LeadLead Ha, because I thought you actually meant at 0:22? You need to be more thorough you illiterate wanker

[LeadLead]

@Mynamesnigel Hmm, I've never seen someone point out a time in a youtube video and then list every other second that follows. Yeah, that seems real logical. I guess some people need to have every single thing explained to them. When you were shown how to tie your right shoe did you then have to be shown all over again how to tie the left one?

Oh your brain. It makes me giggle.

[Mynamesnigel]

@LeadLead She did something at 0:22 which was what I stated it was. Why didn't you say 0:28? You are wrong. Simple as that.

[LeadLead]

@Mynamesnigel Okay, are you ready?: THE BIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT STARTS AT 0:22 AND CONTINUES UNTIL ABOUT 0:28

Hurr durr this is so hard for my brain to compute. Mommy drop me on head as baby. DERP!

[dancefloordecay]

that wasnt funny.

[dancefloordecay]

that wasnt funny.

[TheGrayButton]

HOW DID THEY NOT EXPLODE WITH LAUGHTER?

[omarlives]

Don't all the intros try to be funny like that?

[hotsugargirl]

"He accused of rear ending a woman!" OMG, they so know what they're doing with these funny intros!!

[222CBK222]

Who wants to bet that Milian was ROFLing backstage after hearing that?

[spida817]

What good man has not REAR ENDED a woman......

[wendyspwnsu]

bill for rear damage... rofl

[InkpoisonMTA]

lmfao

[ThePressUsaTv]

Do you kno how to watch this whole court case??

[00KSE00]

Holy shit this brought me to tears.

[ThePressUsaTv]

@00KSE00 Why???? LOL.

[ThePressUsaTv]

@00KSE00 Ohh tears of laughter lol

[xetlive]

She prolly likes her Bumper being Tapped!

WOOT!

[Cyclops236]

What's THE U for?

[Rockthered8]

@Cyclops236 A tv channel, WCIU-TV in Chicago.

[Groudon2222]

I craced up when moby dicks terds walked in.

[NLmonsterNL]

rear ending a woman :P whahahahaa

[VirtualBilly]

"... so now it's in the judge's hands. he's accused of fuckin' a stranger in the ass..."

[Itzpower]

He tapped her "bumper" and now he's going to court for it.

[allisonmarygallagher]

So now it's in the judges hands...

[jwe211272]

No, the best People's Court intro was when some college aged defendant started dancing the aisle and when Milian came out she went off on him, I can't believe nobody's put that one up here.

[popkorn66]

the guys voice is so damn dramtic

[CurtisDoverY0]

"He's accused of rear ending a woman"'

aren't we all bro... aren't we all

[lives4dance]

bahahah!!!! thats great!! xD

[Firewolfism]

Lmao

[Shogunelite]

Giggidy.

[punkkid3022]

God dam did u c the chick in the back dam

[MsEmberScorpio]

Innuendo galore!

[ghjit]

I think the announcer guy was finding it funny too because of the emphasis on some other words lol

[torontobboy21]

haha

[lilgoofy785]

damn i missed it i was to busy looking at that fine chick with black hair

[RayRox17]

"All parties please raise your right hands."

HAHAHA

[Nickthelich]

lmao we are all immature for finding this funny lol

[MissFLsunshine]

lol...did u see his face when they said it,lol...double take:)

[BlueKewne]

some of these puns make me want to hurt myself (especially the "__ her? He hardly knew her!" ones), but this one actually made me chuckle a bit.

[JacopeX]

The only thing funny about this video is how the two fat men almost got stuck together in the door way while entering the court room. Just a couple more inches and it would have been hilarious. XD

[guitarman3190]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........BAM

[Nintendomanwill]

Dictionary definition of 'accident' anyone? How can culpability apply without intent? Culpability for action yes, but theft is not theft if someone truly accidentally takes what is not his, without realising someone else had title to the property in question. Just so, causing an accident is not deliberate damage...why does this come to court, isn't this for what insurance is?

[bbadmike]

my how double entendre strewn you are

[SySTemOFDOWn11]

Rear Ending A Women.

[navigator386]

hahahahahahah

[RudikRus1]

These guys do look like if they are in the Italian mafia

[macroheart]

rearending a woman!! hahaa looks like someone's gettin some action outside of krispy kream!!

[JeffKinsac]

sooooo many people didnt get this lol.

[SuperFishman22]

The defendant could barely see over the podium! How was that troll driving a car???

[TheUrbanCx]

"hes accused of rear ending a women" lmao

[combatarmsgltichers]

THE MAFIA IS BACK NO!!!!!!!!!

[ThenextBatista]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH!!!

[27131014198743]

The Sopranos.

[dancingxdead]

LOL

[gongoozler18]

you fat people!

[papagorgio23]

Haha, you could tell he was trying not to laugh.

[luhvsz14nickjonas15]

i heard one that was funnier. hopefully i can catch that rerun...

[xROFLSKATESx]

lol fail you dont get it.

[David279300]

haha yea i like the show yes i watch it all the time but this particular video im doin yur screen name.....ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING that its so stupid and its no different from others to me, we all have our opinion. if u dont like mine keep yur thought to yurself bc i dont wanna hear it and i dont care

[alinstrom]

"Rear ending a woman..." Did the announcer bother to read the copy before the show ??!! lmao XD

[GeorgeZeaiter]

Farrrrrrrrk

I know alot of americans are very well educated and probably smarter than me but, I mean you would have to be fucked up in the head to soak this bullshit in

[blakenjomatte]

this seems dumb

[miketodd67]

I hope he used some kind of lube.

[Ermagonese]

RARE DAMAGE XD

[ItsCourtenayMmkay]

Ahahahaha

[mph1985man]

"He was forced to tap her bumper"XD

[banannagirlie9060]

ur lame thats not funny how old r u 10?

[AR333]

LOLOLLL!

[JokaPlaya]

rear ending a woman.....with the appropriate music....is it me or does that theme sounds a little porno-ish? lol

[FromBrazilWithLove]

"causing him to TAP her BUMPER" "REAR DAMAGE" "REAR ENDING A WOMAN"...sounds like a script for a bad porno!

[21121132]

@FromBrazilWithLove  LOL!

[Crabman2186]

@FromBrazilWithLove i rear end woman all the time so what? jk lol

[the06bug]

@FromBrazilWithLove That's scary to think about. But I get ur point... I think.

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

@FromBrazilWithLove hahahaha that voice doesnt help either

[JHAV5589]

Hahaha that was just dirty

[stevema2]

yeah i wouldn't mind rear ending a woman...if you know what i mean lmao :p

[Colingoesfast]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[PillowDood]

LOL

[nani1962]

lol

[superoctobe]

not a intro

[ninjasquirrel55]

rofl, he's accused of rear ending a woman

[nachoseller99]

lol

[acirema82]

yeah not funny this was a bust