Chewin The Fat - Swatch o yir fanny

[hari1993able]

wtf ??



[monkeyboyqmu]

i grew up with the ginger kid and he told me thatthe censors cut out the line "you want a flake in that love?" gutted.

[johnny54ist]

lucky bastard lol

[JoeWPratt]

Much better sense of humour than those Sassenach shites.

[FunGuy133]

id love a swatch of her fanny, bet it smells heavenly and strong!

[tirnaog09]

@FunGuy133 She is actually a Lesbian but I'm sure she smells just fine.

[mongchilde]

dunno if it's possible to be more ginger than that wee boy

[Northylaaaad]

its funny how there shocked if that actually happened in real life you im sure i wouldn't be lol!

[Shatterproof41]

the kid actually says "squatch" not swatch, no scotsman has ever said swatch, apart from talking about those swiss watches

[RossGrahammm]

@Shatterproof41 this wee kid says squatch but every other person in scotland say swatch

[Rabsputin]

@Shatterproof41 scotsman here, i say swatch all the time and it's got bugger all to do with watches.

[gadgie3]

She actually looks fuckable in this sketch.............

[molongu]

@barbrefariss

after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that

[Screamers123]

it's sad how much talk is going on about whether or not this is appropriate or not. It's how kids talk, remember being one? you honestly must be a numpty to think that this was child-abuse. that is just daft. and if you're so offended by fanny you must be a bit of a mincer anyways. so stop complaining. btw this clip was the mutt's nuts, i love at the end of this show they're still standing there with the ice cream all melty in the dark.

[147DoggyMr]

at the end of that episode it's like midnight and there still standin there with melted ice creams

[miikeyyym1]

i wish i got ice cream vans like that whre i live haha

[chloenaomi1]

she does look like lily allen there !! =)

[AxisOfEternity]

haha i love this bit!

[martinwilliamrandall]

I wouldnt mind a swatch

[RuriM9]

Scottish humors the best

[seonidh]

THis video didnt show the end of the episode, but the kids are still standing wilth looks pf shock hours have passed and its dark. The scots have a fantastic humour.

[GamemakingDude]

Thank you. I was born in scotland and i currently live in australia.

[bigsnowaowan]

aye thats pure class, and the icecreams melted in the wee lads hand

[concam28]

@seonidh thank you we do have "fantastic" humour

[inmemoryofdimebag]

classic

[tirnaog09]

Be careful what you wish for! You might just get it.

[gemziluvin08]

lmao thank god didnt see that scard for life i tell you ! hes wantin a swatch yir fanny!!!

[RebelMC22]

That's Sex Education - Scottish Style! :O)

[8adhabitstube]

@RebelMC22 fucking right ma man. well said lol

[Dedokai32]

lol and the kids are fkin speechless pmsl, we need more kids to do this lmao (I'm kidding don't encourage your kids lol)

[ettlz]

Oh-ho-ho, nooo!!!

[rabblue]

ad like a swatch o  her fanny

[LOMANDYO]

Here fanny is only for women.

[smallrossy]

geez a swatch eh yir fanny

[JIMMYBUSHIDO]

in the full episode, after the credits at the end of the show, , it goes back and the wee boys are still standing hours later wi their mouths wide open !!!!!

pure dead brilliant !!!

[almostsk8er01]

aye and the ginger boys standin wi his ice cream haha!

[iFamewebshow1]

It's scottish, you wouldn't understand if unless u get the lingo. It's quite obvious to me really.

[xWeeGordon1690]

It means Give me a look of your vagina

[tojiroh]

"give us a watch of your fanny"

do you understand now?

or do you need a drawing? :D

[ColeyxD]

it's swatch.

[chazmeister1]

This made a full generation of wee guys windin up random women "geeze swatch ay yir fanny" pure class man

[steeley68]

Oh dear JDCurran. You've led a sheltered life, haven't you? Are you offended? So what happens now that you are offended? Nothing. You're offended. Big deal. Grow up and move on.

[husikamravedojo]

steeley u skanked that line from some aussie comedian u little rat , i saw it on macintyres comedy roadshow lol u gay little chimp

[johnblowify]

you mentioned 'rite' so I assumed you meant masonic rite.

Furthermore, what do you mean by a 'joke fur'? Does this refer to a stage prop?

It's still unfunny pap, but as it's Karen Dunbar, so what does one expect?

[leemcewan1]

woodnae mind an ice cream wifey lyk tht

[johnblowify]

Garbage - dragging people down bet they're thinking about a guy exposing his genitals to children too..

[jpmac23]

get a fuckin grip ya sad sack, its a fuckin joke rite!

Its called comedy, smile & make yur arse jealous ya moany wee prick!

[johnblowify]

What 'rite' do you refer to? Are you a brother mason? You seem an educated person and we could debate the phenomenology of this further. PS I could say more about what lies behind this 'sketch' but libel laws....

[johnblowify]

Oh I'm so insulted because you use big sweary words -interesting how you seem to be inconsistent in your spelling of how you imagine Glaswegians speak, and sometimes slip back into your usual standard English. Looks like you're not as Scottish and working class as you pretend to be.... One thing is for sure, you're a real racist.. Are you in the BNP?

[H3H3KO3D]

you sound like a right a knob lol

[FunkKing]

Haha, I love the idea of someone editing their YouTube comments for fear of a libel suit.

Dickhead.

[LennonMorrissey]

when I was young, my mates and I always used to say this to women just for a laugh...and because we didn't know any better. I just wished they all responded in the same way as Karen Dunbar does here! lol,

[MeRockURock]

lol she looks like lily allen

[Genkish9990]

its squage not swatch u muppet

[Rabsputin]

@Genkish9990 what the fuck is a squage?! it's fuckin SWATCH.

[Genkish9990]

@Rabsputin I dont fukin kno, im not a wee jake

[MauserK43]

lol that was AWESOME!! Kids thought they were being wiseguys then when they got an eye-full they were to stunned to do anything!!! to funny

[thatcheritescot]

this is NOT! child abuse. some people really do amaze me. its a joke! get over it!

[JDCurran]

Odd how they're obsessed with using children to say obscenities in their sketches. Maybe they've got 'issues' in thta direction

[darknovablast]

Not really. That's the way most Scottish children are. It's a reflection of society. :P

[JDCurran]

No it's not on both counts. What this is is a bunch of talentless nobodies, including the dumb actress exploiting children to say obscenities to try and get a cheap laugh. It's a form of child absue

[darknovablast]

Have you ever been a kid in glasgow, and grown up there?

I'm guessing no, from your reaction to this video.

[JDCurran]

Child abuse is child abuse, in whatever form. This reflects wholly on the bottom of the barrel mentality of the writers and actors involved.

[darknovablast]

Stop eating burgers then, it's animal cruelty. Get away from that meat.

[k1df1ghter]

JDCurran, you're either stupid, or just a very bad troll. Child abuse? Get a grip!

"Think of the children, WON'T YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!"

Idiot.

[JDCurran]

Calm down, and once you've done that look at the numerous examples of this TV programme using children in sketches with an overtly sexual topic. Of course it maybe seems funny to the writers and producers sitting over their frappucinos in the BBC canteen, but it is exploitation, and abuse of children.

[k1df1ghter]

Oh i'm calm. Don't mistake my mocking tone for anger.

This is a comedy where children use words like "fanny" and "dick". Just like in real life. Children, and also adults, laugh at "fanny" and "dick" jokes in real life. Not your sense of humour? Fine, watch something else.

But claiming these kids are being abused? Come on, get a little perspective here! How do you feel about kids appearing in 18 rated movies? What if it's a true story movie about kids in a gang fighting and having sex?

[paisleybhoy7]

Are you for real?

Fucking idiot if you are,in what way is it exploiting children exactly?

[sim3218]

ahh shut it yahh dirty tim

[Virodarkwinter]

my god man, youre not from glasgow are you? MOST KIDS ARE LIKE THAT YA STUPID PRICK!

[JDCurran]

Nope never been there, thank goodness. Now then, do you have a point to make? I suggest you firstly read my comments and have a think. To summarise, some writers/directors and a dumb actress decide it would be fun to make a sketch based around a woman exposing her genitals to two boys. Here's a question for you- would they think it funny if it was alluding to a man exposing his penis to two young girls? That's the point. Away back to your video games.

[Virodarkwinter]

Its a comedy LIGHTEN UP! plus the fact youve never been to glasgow pretty much confirms the fact that you dont get the joke, also its not as if she actually SHOWED THE CHILDREN HER PRIVATES IS IT!? MY GOD! THIS IS FUNNY! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN DONT WATCH AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS ONLY A JOKE!

[Skylinerev]

SHUT IT YA BAWBAG

[GlagowGurl1]

Naw its no am no like that!!

[darknovablast]

Aye bit mast boys n lassies ir like that! Ye cannae say they urnae!

[RazzaTheElite]

Is ther a problem here? I thought th' smell of pish was comin fro this direction, I bet if the big man was to stick his horn down your nikers he wouldnt find any heer just treaces of yer old mans lipstick aye ya bawbag

[berkangursoy]

amazing

[fisher9939]

beautifull

[jammybella]

guys......cfytr2k is a 37 year old male who subscribes to channels filled with half naked women....we should be pitying him...hahaha

[fisher9939]

this is glasgow west of scotland street comedy not to be taken seriously try and understand this

[wildscotsman6]

hahah! 'member at the end after the credits? 2 at night, boys still standin exactly the same! haha!

[jaymonkey12]

cfytr2k Ya wanna fanny, You say the scottish are uneducated because of this? well yer aload of shite, go back to your wee corner ya dick head

[GavinScott2007]

cfytr2k. You sound like an English nerd . Why do you say we're uneducated? "We used to be such a fine nation". Get a grip of your life.

[iabud23]

Classic I love the irn bru bottle smashing ha!

[Amazingia]

remaden khan

[bigyoungy]

fing piss funny you got to love it andf aww the banter!!!

[lee2217]

lmao scottish humour although sumtimes crude yeh just canny beat it ;)

[lolnoobzldo]

AN AW AT

[lolnoobzldo]

LAWL

[civictoocool]

you slaggin scots son ?

[mattwsims80]

It's just fact that some scots NOT ALL Scots are uncivlised they commit crimes think they can get handouts all the time without working or studying and they enjoy destroying bus shelters and phone boxes etc etc

[civictoocool]

were are u fae ?

[mattwsims80]

what difference does that make?

[civictoocool]

coz its now just scots every countrie has them so unless you know it happens were you come from too u are an idiot its no even bad in scotland well worse doon at tht shithole england n fuked up america

[Sarbecue]

The same could be said about any country.

[lee2217]

lol wats that ?

funny crude or cant be beat ????

[Sarbecue]

Ah sorry that was in response to someone further down, he was trying to say that Scotland was full of jakes pretty much.

[lee2217]

sorry bud ;)

yeh i totally agree wiv wot u say

theres good and bad every where

[AuldBurnHouse]

Scots are all fannys

[theshininggenji]

get tay fuck ya english prick!

[sinead16666]

and ure a fannny to so its all good :D

[cfytr2k]

ooh, just the kind of well thought out & intelligent reply i like & have come to expect from scotland's usual glut of uneducated slackjaws. & we used to be such a fine nation. see what happens when you let the stupid breed? lol

[GavinScott2007]

You sound like a queer. "We used to be such a fine nation" Get a grip of your life you english prick.

[Endomagic86]

Mate your a fucking saddlesniffer go back tae halfords ya dirty jailbait bastard. I bet you prowl the streets wae a bag o worthers original and a puppy you sad fucking clown (and fuck off with your future intellectual replies I wouldn't waste my time reading them, because your a whalloper)

[berkangursoy]

well.....thats quite stereotypical.

[pfalky2k]

ah, but scotland is the only nation that's full of jakes. the rest are just full of alkies lol

[sinead16666]

ehh actually theres acc more succesful people in scotland ! and every country has jakes and alkies ! ya ma pie muncher

[pfalky2k]

? try that again. i only speak human.

[sinead16666]

u must be a fukin junkie if u dnt understand tht ya english fuckwit !

[pfalky2k]

CJD, by any chance? lol

[2redpens]

pfalhy... you're an arse hole.  shut up.

[cfytr2k]

ok, just because you say so (& just because you can't spell a word you can actually see) i'll do as you say & with-hold my opinion. now go away & get sterilised. our species could do without the kind of halfwit abortions you or yours will ever sh*t into the world.

[windchimex]

naebody finds that shit funny....just sad and immature...go git your hole....ya virgin hermit!

[windchimex]

true true!...

[zipper2k8]

Just like every other country?

[sonofanartist]

I would say that that behaviour is inherit in many nations an not just Scotland, it is not a regional thing exclusively.

[hernandezccna]

i cant for the life of me understand what that kid said that made her show them her clamburger

[drum15]

He says "he's wantin a swatch o yir fanny". Translated from Glaswegian (or Scottish) to English "he'd like a view of your vaginal region".  Just doesn't sound the same though, eh? :-D

[hernandezccna]

oh. the only part of that i thought i understood was fanny. i thought that was butt. well i learned something new. thanks

[jervan123]

I'm from Glasgow :P gotta love it.

[ronseal2008]

these yanks are daft as fuck!

[berkangursoy]

christ, take it easy chief. You cant expect to know the slang of other countries from start. At least he/she asked indirectly, you get some stereotypical american people that will just insult the slang used whereas at least this guy did not. In any case, this is awesome.

[civictoocool]

fanny = vagina  lmao clamburger

[zipper2k8]

Your american, wouldnt expect you to

[stuarth509]

Swatch o yir fanny

[sparybhoy]

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha soo funny

[hammy10]

It's Callum!

[berkangursoy]

Callum?

[hammy10]

the wee ginger boy, a friend