Mile Hijinks

[williamstrads]

i have never sat next to an attractive looking woman on a plane or any public transport :(

[alminawii]

she's hot lucky seat kevin ...an avatar lady .....hehehe

[Girlscout2727]

this is so funny!!!

[BeautyOfWar]

nalts is my hero lol

[bigtubesnake]

Skip the peanuts, I'll have a double shot of Delphine!!! Damn, she is HOT!!! Sit beside ME on the plane and become the newest member of the Mile High Club. "... you aint gotta pull yo panties off, just move 'em to the side..."

[puppygirl127]

looked brighter on howcast

[strawberiecutie]

Her name is Delphine and she is a model with ford models. She has a lot of videos on fordmodels youtube page. Shes one of my favourite supermodel!

[omggabby]

you're my hero,

please adopt my sister and I.

:B

[LolRoflLmaoWtfOmgFtw]

me likey girl ^-^

Nalts, you got balls of steel...with a dash of bronze :3

[PassingSquall]

that lady is beautiful. i wonder if shes married...

[aznxstreetballa]

damn..shes a cutie

[PeterTheOstrich]

@aznxstreetballa

HAHAHAHA!!!!

FUCK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

I'VE FUCKED THIS CHICK IN REAL LIFE AND I MASTURBATE TO THIS VIDEO TWICE A MOTHER FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!

HAVE FUN HAVING THAT ON YOUR MIND WHILE YOU WATCH IT!!!!

JUST KNOW THAT I CUM HUGE LOADS TWICE A DAY (5 0Z OF CUM MOTHER FUCKERS, I HAVE GREAT GENETICS) TO HER!!!!!

[aznxstreetballa]

shut the fuck up retard

[Kwinh]

@PeterTheOstrich Oh my goodness

[Piano1515]

HA!!

[hsmari]

wow very beautiful girl

[reaper958]

is he imitating Mr.bean. anyway its all good. its funny and the girl is hot

[ChappaMan17]

dam that girl is hot

[thegreatcommenter]

another horrible video from the jobless middle aged juvenile idiot. the only reason anyone will click on this drek is the hot girl thumbnail, which is agaisnt youtube rules.

[900346472]

"hot girl thumbnail, which is agaisnt youtube rules." Haha, didn't know a girl being hot wasn't allowed. hahahah

[minigirls101]

type in minigirls101

[Artamis7777]

LOL that would be so much fun just watching you do all this stuff on a plane or even take part in it!

[p3droluis4life]

lolz ha ha funny stuff

[808bangahs]

DAMN! i would bang that girl in a heartbeat at 1:25

[KasplazmTV]

Creeepy?????

[IRAISEHELLBITCH]

DAMN! Too bad she would say no in a heartbeat.

[808bangahs]

lol you dont know that.

[mizlyn90]

haha good one!

[Junr34]

haha nice vid!

[edblah]

huitzilopochtli

[cjm5423]

LOL

[ejayarts]

shes so hot

[uhdragon2]

fag

[freelander]

I totally clicked on it because of the thumbnail. Well done, my friend.

[LoriStories]

you are my hero!

[TheMeanKitty]

Jet Blue in LAX made me wait 8 hours for my flight because they didn't have a crew. This is totally the last time I fly with them!

-Cory "Mr. Safety"

[SeyeauPhotography]

Hey Cory! Big Fan! :) - you too Nalts ;)

[SirSpoon84]

haha, go nalts :D

[BigBrett1014]

I thought it was about the hot chick to. She was a fucking bombshellll

[FWFAST]

fisheye lens!!!!

[KingOlafBalls]

This guy is awesome. I would totally buy blackmarket pornography from him if I saw him in a dark alley. Brilliant!

[TheEmisha]

That model was ugly..........

[HawaiianCountdown]

Your Mother's ugly.

[GrandEliteX]

I'm sorry ya got a shitty taste for women

[swed702]

wtf is this? I though it's about the hot chick?!

[mistahjc]

neti pot i use it all the time nalts your my hero message me somtime

[YukonTrooper]

I would not want to be stuck on an island with that guy. One of us wouldn't be making it out alive.

[Kronikwookie]

lmao try putting him and shaytards in an island together.

[alec9tap]

yeah hes a basterd haha

[h8rsteve]

Wow the thumb nail WORKED!!!!

[hmmBEEFY]

worked on me too

[jstnhnh]

I only clicked for the cute girl.

[younger619]

hey what kind of fisheye was that in the beginnig?

[fallenpedalz]

lolol nalts! ily ahah

[StealYoMoney]

amlemc, i dont know what you are talking about

that was epic WIN

[Ortified]

1:22 she is the only reason i clicked on this video.

[amlemc2442]

0:20 - 0:25 FAIL!

[DannyGWarrior]

Your bible spam is what makes people not want to listen to you.

[mil435]

lol favorite part was when he took her food!!

[Money4Adobo]

Where'd you get your fish-eye lense, and how much was it? Oh and I love your videos :D.

[stizzlesteak]

Hey watch this video it is called Dizzle-wizzle-dizzle-dock and comment please so I can get ideas of what to do

[Heroscrest1]

HALLELUJAH!

[waitdontshoot]

amen

[loveunderlaw]

STFU with your Bible spam!

[cmbhogeorge]

9/02/09

[pixuma]

you owe me $2.50

[Shipgate]

This was so awful. I'm constipated now. Thanks a lot.

[FallOutBoy1201]

Nalts is hott!!

[3dbeing]

wow... everyone on youtube really just wants to be a shill, this is why America is fail.. congrats for killing Art buddy... and your right she does make a better thumbnail than you...

[ritzuki]

...never using a planes sink again.

[ViperXdelkar]

dam thumbnail!

made me enter this AWESOME vid lol good job guys

and i hate plane rides they make you feel so trapped seriously and its so cramped and boring :(

[lujoebonjo]

yes... the thumbnail worked

[Macr888]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

LMAO! Creepy old guys digging her face. xD

[ARBuilder1776]

and this dumb shit is a featured video???

How about a video telling people that there is no law that says they have to take the swine flu shot?

No cause that would actually educate people and empower them to make an informed decision and show them that the Government is not looking out for them.

Why would anyone trust this corrupt Government to do anything anymore???

You do NOT have to take the shot!!

[khronikind]

what the fuck are you rambling on about psycho? No one ever told me I HAD to get a swine flu shot.

[ARBuilder1776]

Donald, your an idiot.

[meeperz321]

Good Job! lol

[FuckTheCHP]

If I saw someone this obnoxious on an airplane, I would order a scotch and coke and 'accidentally' spill it on him. People that treat the airplane like it's a game room piss me off more than a crying baby. All I want to do is pass out until we reach the terminal, but dickheads keep waking me up.

[xjoolzxx]

lol...

[dotL0v3]

lool when he grabbed the persons food

[cytherea82]

what was that thing u put in ur nose and ears? it look like a little white kettle?

[freakingamazing92]

It's called a Neti pot. It's supposed to clear your sinuses.

[sliznic]

" looks good a flight delay, and or layover." "at least you got a cool flight crew ,." allowing you to play around." "and some sexy , company." " heading, isn't ready for you guys?" "a delay." "maybe it also is just a test run and or simulation, as it looks." "wow, must of been fun." "still good camera angles and comical; suggestions." "happy now?"

[thewoodeshow]

Wow nalts. Only someone like you would do that on a plane. Lol

[hmongmike]

fag

[TheKingofpizza]

Is there no justice ? Anywhere ?

[francescaemc2]

Yo! the Music is by Bach!!!! He's not around to get corporate on everyone's ass! NOT FAIR.

Oh, I just wrote Mozart's Requiem. Check it out!

I even call it Mozart'sRequiem: who cares, right

Whatever. The dude was so 1796!!!!!

No lawyers. Mr. Composer, I wouldn't try that with WMG. They suspended some accounts for posting vids.... Oh...VERY NICE MUSIC.

You are a great talent. You will go far back in time.

cute vid.

[idku711]

1:22 was hot

[animalystic420]

what

noone120000 said

[godiz4u]

did he died eating on a plane?

[noone120000]

This is Stupid!

[cc809hotmail]

so lame

[Gvanillavodka]

lol he's standing up at 0:22

[poprocz]

Does the misses know about blondie?

Fess up dude, you'll feel better, divorced and homeless too but better.

[Eminemrox123]

haha

niiiice

but I would be pissed if I were a passenger

haha

[jimmypagek26]

hahahahahaha i love it

[FUKCKUU]

FUCK WHITES FUCK YU ALL OF U

[DEATHxValor]

white is right...anything else is wrong

[hbocca]

YOU ARE MY HERO <333

HAHAHAHA

[Jorylittle]

Fucking weirdest old man I have ever seen in my life. Who does that.

[zackkane3]

lol

[MacGruber33]

"my face sells, but i think you would be a better thumbnail" lol. he is right, that girl is the reason i clicked on this video to watch it.

[Cod3onlineplayer]

lol same here (sorta)

[Oreillyisthebest]

nice music

[kubruk]

lol - that was hilarious but creepy though

[RussX5Z]

LMAO!! I love this!

[mrnobodyzzz]

thats awful washing your feet in the sink of an airplane toilette, ppl use to wash their faces there you know, that's dirty!

[TheBlueSnowcone]

ppl watch my vid and dare me i will do just about anything!!

[warlocksarewatching]

I can't find the music on incompetech, whats it called?

[LoXodonte1]

thats pretty helarious, because I clicked on the vid thinking...another hot chick getting views off her hot face. guess not. :)

[KimTheStar]

dood she's feelin' u LOL

[blackturtleshow]

Are you naturally annoying or do you have to work at it? LOL

[drgreendick]

Imbecil aquel que ponga very funny o lol porque es una basura total, hasta cuando utube ya me cansas aveces con tus videitos imbeciles, aunque sea pion las noticias del cnn u otra cosa pero eso es una falta de respeto, mejor me voy al tu. tv ahi ponen cosas de interes tambien porno pero hay dcumentales bacancicimos, aqui hay puras pendejadas que cansan Adios

[drgreendick]

Creo que voy a VOMITAR!!!

[EODCBandit]

qaulity mate :D

[paletmuplay]

NO FUCKING WAY THAT WAS INSANE PRANKS

[singpingpongsong]

haha a neti pot!!!

[matthandsome1011]

?????

[scriptum60]

LMAO & Subscribe. The music killed me. :D

[StephanieIAm]

nalts nalts its not hes fault that hes a funny guy

[Irrenmann]

She is indeed an excellent thumbnail. I love you purty thumbnail girl

[ZFMproductions]

dang, you are really brave to have the guts to pull off these stunts. lol! my hat's off to you.

[veniiceluk]

lolololol this is sooooo funny

[ProdigyPanda]

Nalts, that was classic! I loved it!

[Ska87BoyTer]

You are just awesome!! Funny video I like it

[Apicklefish]

nah he would have more subscribers

[soluvision]

Hi buddy, could you please explain me like a 10 year old child how can I place a header image on my youtube channel?? please send me a mail if it does not bother yo

[TehPranksters]

You have to be a youtube partner

[mjhsbears]

NOT A BAD COMMENT... wats so hilarious about this vid??

[sardo97]

lol

[tomken8dy]

You're completely out of your mind. LOL

[monkalii]

WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR THUMBNAIL

[iamnotapoet]

Bravo & Brilliant as usual. I have worked on 5 Troma Films and not once had Lloyd Kaufman been able to get airline clearance [but then again if you were an Airline would you clear Lloyd?]. Anyhow, great vlog and Sweetie & i look forward to having you in bed again tomorrow.

-- Eric ZORK Alan & Sweetie [Professional poets & BED VLOGGERS]

-- iamNOTapoet . com

[timdopte]

thats realy mister bean alike

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[tstokemb]

hahaha man you are just hilarious

[knifeforkandaspoon]

i mean, 1:20. sorry.

[tstokemb]

yeah me 2 lol

[knifeforkandaspoon]

lol @ 1:26! it's the reason i watched this vid! very funny.

[neroxero]

lol o wow this is freaking hilarious.

[Uhhxhi]

O.o

[neroxero]

woah, sioux. ur on the wrong video

[tingly7654321]

you believe anything the media tells you, no?

you will never be as talented and as famous as michael was. just off yourself dude people cared more then him then they do you

[biggdaddy2001]

ha ha he got her pic so he can go play with his self lol

[knifeforkandaspoon]

wouldn't you? i know i would.

[biggdaddy2001]

HELLS YEAH

[jaredballanger]

hahaha epic

[pladypuss]

nice tips, i love it.

[iceisonfire]

the girl at 1:25 is hot

[Toops144]

haha awesome vid!!

[refuckulate420]

LOL Nalts you rock!

[Chickeecheek]

This video was HILARIOUS!! You've got guts doing that...

Haha at the outraged comments on here.

People are just being stupid, guys, don't get all fired up about it. Sheesh. XP

[BRYAN351]

I don't think he could have gotten away with this stuff right after 911.  That avatar chick gives me a boner though.

[kal3355]

thats very funny

lol!!!

[NoobTrickster95]

1:22 Cutie

[hiphopsocnroc]

The flight would be a breez with that cutie next to me, yumyum

[Dannyy53]

No tukamoton1312, You're the one with the issues mate :D haha joking with ya. No proof supports religion so until you have solid proof we can believe whatever we want to

[JesusChristRulesYOU]

WHAT SONG IS THAT? plus you shouldnt do that on a plane because that is against the law and that supports terrorism. you all need to find Christianity or burn in hell.

[zafert85]

hahahahahah are you serious ?

''you all need to find Christianity or burn in hell''

[Born0f0siris]

Christianity is for idiots just like every other religion and in the description it says JetBlue let him do it.... And also please explain to me how it supports terrorism.

[tukamoton1312]

you have issues Born0f0siris . . . . and your the one that needs religion.

[shaneanalysis1]

to jesuschristrulesyou....this is probably the dumbest video i have ever seen and im not defending the guy because i now feel dumber for having watched it but how the hell does this support terrorism...and who cares what is against the law...i bet you speed...that's also again the law...damn fool

[lauramcmillanpiano]

Great video! Is the music. 'Sheep may safely graze' by J.S. Bach?

[ilovenaltsvideos]

OMG I know how you feel. I was just on a long flight this morning between Mexico City and Chicago. Nice video Nalts...

[owningyourfinances]

Ha! That was funny! Nice Vid Kevin.

[leojd]

Delphine is she your thumbnail?? Very pretty

[NunyaDBusiness1]

Nice thumbnail.

[sumwhatparanoid]

lol, i love that ladys expression at 1:52-1:57