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  • pretty much what I'd expect out of family guy. There's a reason the marine corps has a much younger age of troops than the Army. Once you grow up you realize how ridiculous the reasons for joining the marines are...and once you start paying taxes you realize how ridiculous it is that America is paying for two land armies. The corps needs to shrink and start doing what they were meant to do: fight pirates and catch VD from Thai hookers

  • people have such a misconception over what the marines do and what they have done over the last decade of warfare. The Army does the vast majority of the fighting and yet the marines get the vast majority of the prestige despite them having little more than a supplementary role to the army.

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  • Women love to fuck Marines? SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!

  • Air Force < Coast Guard < Navy < Army < Marines < SEALs/Force Recon/Rangers/Any other special forces

    Respect em all they are all sacrificing a lot and get nothing in return except our thanks and a crappy government salary.

  • Semper Fi!!!! lol

  • @MotardedOorah

    When did I say anything about all Marines not going to the same boot camp? I stated Army doesn't go through the same basic hence why I said Marines think the Army is easier cause the majority go through easier training. And if you go through jump school your most likely going to an Airborne unit which is a better trained force. With the ability to drop on the targets heads and stay behind enemy lines for at least 3 days, your going to have to be trained better.

  • @93joeanthony i'm sorry bro i got lots of close home boys in the Rangers who are all Airborn, they go through some crazy shit and all, but they said they see the same marines down there who's no even in a special forces group that would do that same shit. I'm not hating on the Army i'm just saying you can't compare the two.

  • @Shirt422

    That's weird all the Ranger I know respect the Marines but think there a bunch of hot head's who think there better. Well anyway I'm not trying to say the Marines are lower just that a regular infantry Marine is not trained any different then a regular infantry soldier. Do Marines go to a tougher boot camp , maybe. If a lot more yelling and jumping around means tougher lol. But skill wise their the same.

  • @93joeanthony No dude Marines are trained more harder they are up to ranger status I have a friend in the Marines he said they had a 2 day mission during training that Army dont have and 16 miles walk with 80 pound packs with little food. and they have 6 extra month of training after regular 3 1/2 month of bootcamp training. Army dont train like this

  • @PaulSoto3

    I'm done arguing about this. I'm just going to say what all the Marine fan boys want me to say. Yes a Marine is better trained then any military personal. That one Marine who can shoot a gun really well is better then any Army guy including their special ops community and Delta Force. A regular Marine is by far better then any SEAL. I mean come on Marines go through 13 weeks of boot camp, not that's elite. Also they get yelled out a lot more, woahh only take a man to be

  • @PaulSoto3

    able to take that much yelling and monkey like behavior. A Marine doesn't have to go to specialized schools to make them better warriors because guess what, they have a 2 day mission at the end of boot camp that makes up for it --lmaoooooooooooo. Don't compare any Marine to any special ops group ever. It's naive. You wanna compare Recon to Rangers go head. Girls go through Marine boot camp to. So that harder boot camp has no credibility in my book. Army, Marines = same.

  • @93joeanthony ok I know im just saying marines train more that is all dont get mad about it :) chill play some beer pong

  • @PaulSoto3 what training? are you talking about basic combat training? BCT? what MOS? be specific please

  • @93joeanthony exactly, I don't get it myself about how many civilians try to trash talk about the two branches of the same military force. I don't even figure out what they are trying to compare, are they trying to compare a marine chef to an army infantry or what.

  • @ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION

    Usually its a Marine fan boy arguing about how a regular infantry Marine is better then regular Army infantry or how a regular Marine is trained up to standards as special ops like SEALs and special tactics. And it just pisses me off. lol

  • @93joeanthony if you think the army and marines are the same you know nothing about military history

  • Army!

  • I'm just simply saying anyone who has guts enough to run out it the heat of battle and get shit done deserves to be respected. I know I couldn't do it but I know I would stick up for any veteran in any branch if they needed help. Any and all of you have my thanks

  • SEAL. Now what was that you were saying? Who killed Osama Bin Laden and his panzee ass rag heads??? And took no casualties? So before Marines start dissing the army for being "last in first out" think about who saves you while your pinned and low on munitions under heavy artillery shelling and multiple infantry dugouts??? I respect both of y'all but I feel that you are allies and it's about the man next to you saving your skin. Not about what branch he's in. Leather Neck or Jar Head it doesn't

  • @iamthetyrant1994 leathernecks/jarheads are both Marines...and there wasn't "heavy artillery shelling" in iraq...the insurgents don't have bases to establish artillery. jump out of a truck, throw a few mortars and get the hell out of there before a patrol found them. i have a lot or respect for SEALs, but i didn't see 1 during my deployment. we were resupplied by our QRF out of our company HQ when we got into firefights. plus they're navy, what's that have to do with us dissing the army?

  • @iamthetyrant1994 your quite the fuck tard airnt you?

  • If your a combat job in the Army then your life is going to be just as hard or even more rough then the Marines. Your basic and Ait is going to eat you and spit you out. I understand why marines think Army is week because we all don't go through the same training. If your a cook your going to go to a really easy basic training and Ait is going to be a breeze. I understand in that sense. But Army Combat jobs equal Marine combat jobs. Unless your Airborne then your above the Marine lol

  • @93joeanthony give you props, But you also have to remember Marines also have Airborne too. Not many, but just enough.

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  • @93joeanthony lol no its not, theres a reason why Every Marine is a Rifleman, and another reason why Marine got Fallujah and the Army lost it. We only give Army shit because we are cocky and they think they are better then us. Marines are first to fight and the last to leave, then the Army goes in and occupy the area so we can leave.

  • @Shirt422 All United States SF (Rangers, Delta, Airborne, Etc.) and CIA too add are the first and last to participate on/in the battlelines/war zones. Army, Marines, Air Force, and Navy are the same on many levels. Advanced training is the only thing that can make a difference, and the individuals capacity to learn.

    Both the Army and Marines have additionally seen equally bloody and terrifying combat in Iraq and Afghanistan. Don't deem either less, they fought for their lives.

  • @GDogProductions you gotta be kidding me

    Even before war broke out in Iraq, Special forces/Special operation forces had been having covert operations in the middle east.

    Anyways, Airborne are not SF/SOF

    And yes, the Army and the Marines have done a lot of job in the middle east.

    And let us not forget about Navy and Air force.

  • @ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION Not all Airborne are exclusively SF, some are. I don't plan on getting specific. Google it to satisfy your arrogance.

    Additionally I never stated that anyone has or has not been in Iraq before the war broke out. I was stating how most US invasions/operations are planned.

    The Navy and Airforce are just as bloodied as anyone else. Yet what you fail to realize is that the only people being compared are the Army and Marines.

    Fail troll, no more replies.

  • @GDogProductions Actually, Airborne training is a requirement for other SOF/SF but an Airborne unit like 101'st Airborne regiment is not part of SOF like 75th Ranger regiment or Special Forces(Green Beret)

    I guess I misunderstood your last statement.

  • this made my day

  • what episode is this?

    

  • Fuck the army is all about MARINES the army is easy so you can get kill nex week niggas

  • @408blazefire you've never served. get lost you dipshit

  • i would join the marines but they f-ing shout for nothing. Army is more easy and fun to be in im guessing.

  • @WIIROCKS1121 The Army is not easy. Depending where you get stationed, if you're in a unit which is in every other deployment cycle you will get your ass handed to you every day.

  • @AllTweakendLong Uhm I just said its easier than the marines I didn't say it was easy its self. Nothing military related is easy.

  • @WIIROCKS1121 Yeah I know, but it's not. They just yell at you more.

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  • @WIIROCKS1121 No, they shout in the Army too, and it's not some Call of Duty bullshit videogame. You would find that out if you enlisted.

  • @ABleakFuture They only shout if your retarded ass did something stupid. They don't yell unless its needed. Calm the fuck down.

  • first time i saw this on tv i was laughing like cray.

  • HTTracks has the version where you can hear Lois saying "fuck"

  • Can i get a fuckin ooooorahhhh marines?!?!?!?!?!

  • Semper Fi! Oooorah!

  • its army all day, hooah!!!!!!!!!!

  • what the fuck is everyone talking about? shut up fags

  • OORAA!

    

  • Poor stupid Louise, she doesn't know sh**...

  • All this who's better bullshit is fucking dumb they are both fucking war machines

  • they are making fun of people who say marines are better

    people too retarded to understand

  • 84 of the people who viewed this are thinking about joining the army!

  • Semper Fidelis

  • so happy i wanna cry

  • I fucking love you Lois!

  • HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YA lol

  • shut up seth. go back to recycling jokes about 80s cartoons, basing peter griffin's comical behavior with homer simpson's and using stewie as a walking gay joke.

  • Rangers lead the way!

  • Not going to lie female Marines are pretty damn good looking, better than the army's

  • @floreseddie11 RIGHT ON

  • @floreseddie11

    amen.

  • @floreseddie11 haha you are crazy! Have you been to Camp Pendleton?

  • @Sapper10mtn Better yet, have you been to 29 Palms ~ Gawd I love a B-52 carpet bombing followed by a morning of Arty & Mortar fire (St. Barbara bless us all)

  • Apache, you're an idiot.

    PaperSoapy, go take a bath and stop shitting in the street, hippy.

  • Oorah !!! SEMPER FIDELIS Army is nice too , I both respect them !

  • Got 3 more years till I join the army

  • @ZombieSlayer918 shut up.

  • @ESPax250emg8185 Why should I

  • Marines FTW!!!!! 5years and I'm joining

  • @christianmendieta1 so your like 12 or 13, shut up.

  • @ESPax250emg8185 so your like 40 or 50?,Fuck Off

  • My opinion, Marines suck. The only thing I like about them, are the aircraft they use, and the LCAC units. Besides that ARMY all the way!

  • @APACHESTRATHE140 Seriously man? I mean I'm going Army but I would never talk down on the Marines. Are you even in the military?

  • haha 101ilvkelsie: What's the matter got a dick in your mouth? Marines say Orah. (my Staff Sergant told me that joke)

  • OO-FREAKIN-RAHH

  • OO-fe

  • hoooooooooraaaaaaaaaaa,,, marines son

  • Now the female Marines, those are the women we want to f***.

  • @planetary109 Have you ever seen one?

  • @29Ocelot Yeah, some look too masculine but some others look good :D

  • @planetary109 the nice woman

  • @planetary109 yeah, but if you do screw em dont you get into heaps of shit? i'm assuming that its the same in the U.S. as it is here is aus. (in those regards at least)

  • @TheVojnik1 The world is full of assholes, there's no specific country with the most assholes, every country has their equal share.

  • Stfu

  • Stfu

  • Gosh I love how videos can start so much shit. And why is it there are arguments between Americans and Muslims. Many Americans are Muslims some to go on and do great! Some even fight and die for this country not for race or religion but to believe and fight for whats right. and most people cant get it through their damn skulls now a days and so many people think that the government owes them something but they dont do shit. and America is not its politicians it is its people

  • @TheVojnik1 wait so it's not ok for Americans to have prejudice views of muslims but it's ok for Muslims to have prejudice views of Americans? I hope your job is to be a hypocrite because you're pretty good at it.

    And anyone that is claiming they hate this war forget 99% of you wanted it. Everyone was screaming for blood after 9/11 and if bush didn't go to war we'd all be sitting here today blaming bush for not going to war. What, did you think we would just nuke them and leave?

  • ooooooraaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! this is awesome

  • OORAH

  • Why does it matter? They're all serving our country..

  • ARMY SUCKS DICK!!!

  • Couldn't have said it better myself...

  • @TheVojnik1 go blow yourself up

  • Ooh rah

  • THIS says it ALL. USMC!

  • THIS says it ALL. USMC!!!

  • I love how a joke about the marines being superior turns into some liberal vs conservative anti war crap. Liberal suck btw, semper fi!

  • @1776wolverine OO FUCKEN RAH!!

  • @1776wolverine ok, so cause i vote democrat doesnt mean i cant join the military? r u gonna join? cause im planning on it

  • @fifacod Actually i already joined pal, and you are free to join any military branch no matter how stupid your political views are. I just don't like liberals.

  • @fifacod Don't worry you'll grow out of it in a few years

  • @1776wolverine Im a liberal and I happen to think that the USMC rules. What do you have against us?

  • @SuperNoahZark just your ideals

  • @SuperNoahZark just your ideals

  • @SuperNoahZark just your ideals

  • @1776wolverine Well us Liberals want our troops at home and safe. I think if anything, its the Conservatives that need to pay our military a little more respect.

  • @SuperNoahZark You are such a idiot. Keeping us safe & at home does not keep the rest of America safe. We knew exactly what we were signing on for because every current Soldier, Sailor, Marine, and Airman is a volunteer.

    So take your Liberal tutu and head back to Mama. Let the tough Men & Women (and don't you pusses call us boys & girls) get the job done. BTW, don't ever remember a Conservative calling me a murderer or baby-killer.

  • @userdenied58 Okay, now may I have some evidence to support your seemingly narrow-minded and opinionated claims?

  • @SuperNoahZark Show me one drafted American serviceman.

    If you haven't noticed comments are for people's opinion (duh). As for narrow-minded, I seriously doubt you have explored the works or actually tried to reason through you opponents position. Yours is just lame.

    I served from 1976 to 2010 until a helicopter repelling accident broke my back and hips beyond return to duty. Now I do volunteer work at the local VA Medical Center.

    What do you do for your country Zark?

  • @userdenied58 Nothing yet, im just a kid. Been thinking of joining the USMC, and eventually run for public office, more likely the latter. I happen to love my country, and yes, I am a Liberal (more leaning towards the moderate side, though). I donate to local charities whenever I can, etc.

  • @SuperNoahZark Well, if you are a kid you still have a lot of time to learn. Even after all my years, I am still on the borderline of Libertarian (what used to be a Liberal) and Conservative.

    Joining the Marines makes you part of a brotherhood you will share for life. If you really want to get involved in politics (build a network/resume) as well as help charities donate your time. It is more valuable that money and cannot be misused by the city or the charity administration.

  • this video would have comments like this

  • seth macfarlane is such a douche, he hasnt done shit for his country and hes calling the army, who fights and dies for him to be free, weak? what an asshole...

  • @katdadeee He's saying their weak compared to the marines, and besides it's a joke calm the fuck down. This is 2 years old by the way..

  • @PaperSoapy

    If an enemy came to our shores and killed civilians here, yes i would be outraged out of my mind. I guess i see what you're saying. But where your wrong is that i serve my country, not my government. if i was called upon to turn against the people of my country, i wouldnt do it. i despise my government because the entire world does not respect us like we used to be, because of them

  • @TheBigDeadOne you obviously do not know the Taliban history

  • Dear morons who critizes americans for civilian deaths in war.In ANY war civilians die.I could waste time posting numbers but i wont.So when civilians get killed don't immediately throw around the word murder all the time. Also when the enemy (taliban etc.) are dressed exactly the same as the civilians it makes the chance of killing civilians much higher. i will not respond to comments on this

  • @marinenick100 yeah, cause a death toll of over 1 million, that isn't inaccurate by the way, ONE FUCKING MILLION civilians, that isn't murder. That's fucking genocide you MORON.

  • @PaperSoapy the united states did not kill close to that number. 24-34,000 civilians in the war on terror. alot, yes, but the taliban is responsible for 79% of civilian casualties. so please dont post information based on what you believe. k thanks bye.

  • @techgeek97 Direct deaths caused by both wars, this is from bullets to bombs, by AMERICA alone, is about 140,000. That's rounding down. Deaths caused indirectly, from destruction of crops, water supplies, medical facilities, ect is about 680,000, a total from both wars, from 2001 - present. Both numbers are rounded down. This is 860,000 deaths. Not even all the ones we know about. Learn to read, the shit is out there for anyone, and is by reputable sources. Fucktard.

  • @PaperSoapy bull crap

  • @PaperSoapy congratulations you finally realized War is an act where people die, welcome to reality get over it

  • Marines are amazing.

  • Nobody gives a fuck about an airmen in BLUs. They still can't compare to the Marines in their Blues.

  • yeah!!

  • marines. <3 sexiest motherfuckers EVER.

  • @PaperSoapy

    all i can say to people who bash US troops for "killing innocent civilians," its nearly impossible to NOT kill innocents. women and kids have guns and carry bombs. innocents are warned to stay out of military bases, yet when they storm a US base or implacement seeking "help" and we light them up, it gets posted on youtube for a bunch of opinionated idiots to call us terrorists and monsters when what truly happened is so obvious. even on these meaningless clips, idiots run rampid

  • @NamelessTainment Actually no, I changed my mind. Ill tell you exactly why its wrong. What if it had been america that had been invaded? What if soldiers from another country killed the equivalent amount of civilians we killed, but here? That would be closer to 7million people. Would you be able to explain it away? And say, well, civies die in war, its just what happens. Or would you be pissed? Would you call the soldiers murderers? If they told you, well, its not like we meant to kill civilians

  • @NamelessTainment would you even buy it? You say people die in war. I get that, but that only works if the military even tried not to kill them. With the amount that died in afgahnistan, and iraq, how could anyone claim they even tried? To say its impossible is ridiculous. Its very possible. And maybe, just maybe people wouldnt be so enraged about it, if this war had even been legitimate. If it was self defense, thats one thing. But these wars were invasions, pre-emption, not self defense.

  • @PaperSoapy

    congrats, im happy for ya. move to a different planet. cuz the way this world is, innocents will always die in war. i do NOT wish to kill innocents ESPECIALLY children, i have a soft spot for children. but my job is my job. i serve God, Country, and Corps, picking between the 3 in tough situations is something you cant understand. im with you to an extent, if i see a man raping a woman, im going to beat him savagely, but i understand what the job "soldier/marine" calls of people.

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  • @NamelessTainment Was it legitimate because someone who thinks they're more important, told you it was? Did you think it was legitimate because of 9/11? In no one circumstance can you ever justify what has happened, and you will never convince anyone reasonable that it can be. You don't serve your country friend, you serve your government. So I ask you, when the government asks you to turn your guns on us, the rest of America, what will you do? Serve god? Your Country, the corpse? Or yourself.

  • Semperfi ooorah

  • homo someone never met a paratrooper

  • @240gunnerdave36 What about a Marine who is a HALO paratrooper?

  • watch?v=Mq7AVdcJV38&feature=re­lated

  • Revolutionary war- limited war the British waged in order to bring order to their colonies.

    Today- limited war we wage in order to bring order to a country that we have inflicted severe collateral damage.

    Not the same, but very similar.

    Also, a tool by its very nature cannot be evil. Government is not "evil." It's an institution. The people running the government can be, but then you have to separate people from power.

  • @zelda12346 That's exactly what is happening, and no conspiracy for you critics if you do a little research.

  • Hell yeah!!!! Oorah!!!!

  • @TheVojnik1

    You may hate my country, but i dont hate yours, souly because ive been told by people you are all dirty, uneducated, low lives. I dont believe this, because there are people here in my country from Iraq, Afghanistan, pakistan, wherever, who work everyday JUST like us Americans and they ARE educated. Believe what you want about the US. the only people YOU should have a problem with, are our cowardice polititians

  • @NamelessTainment You have no sole, just cod and whiting.

  • @NamelessTainment your comment is so long i wrote this intsead

  • @TheVojnik1

    first off, 9/11 truthists have tried to convince the world that is true, yet they have failed so i dont believe that load of bullshit.

    Hiroshima finished our part in WW2, Japan pulled us in by bombing Pearl Harbor, did we plan that too? of course, all those Japanese planes MUST have been manned by Americans!!

    The puppy being thrown off the cliff was an act of pathetic stupidity by an immature kid and i dont agree with what he did.

    You have an uneducated outlook on Americans

  • @TheVojnik1 Regardless of how you view Americans, if you want to talk about evil governments, just take a few minutes and research the North Korean government and its treatment of its people.

    In almost every war and every people in history, soldiers have done atrocities to civilians in wartime. Vietnam was merely the first televised war in history. This is why the Bill of Rights protect civilians from "having to" house soldiers during either peace or wartime.

  • but what about special forces?

  • inb4 huge flamewar about which branch is bette-

    *looks at comments*

    nvm lol

  • @ZombieApocalyps I was going to say something clever to insult you, but then I realized that you wouldn't understand it, so I'll use laymen's terms; You are a fucking moron.

  • it doesnt really matter what service branch you are in the military. The main objective is to server your country not argue which is better

  • COAST GUARD OOOOAH!

  • @ZombieApocalyps they arent all innocent dumbshit. they kill our innocents, we kill everyone over there. seems like a fair trade to me. i havent forgotten about 9/11

  • @NamelessTainment Too bad you couldn't do some real research on 9/11, still effected by the actors you've heard on your televisions are we? Pathetic little fool

  • @NamelessTainment Yes, fair trade of course. 3000 dead civilians from 9/11 for 100,000+ dead civilian Iraqis and Afghans. Look I know 9/11 was a horrible event, but that doesn't justify this war. It's a stupid war that USA is never going to win, just like the Vietnam war. And I know they're intention is to not kill innocent people, but members of the Taliban, but if it results in so many more dead innocent people than 9/11 then it's just not worth fighting for.

  • @Loqquer You still believe that lie about 100 000 innocent civilians?

    WOW!

  • @KeithBrown51 What? Are you telling me they weren't innocent, or that there weren't that many? If you're telling me that that they weren't innocent, then you're fucking stupid. If you're telling me there weren't that many, then I'm going to need some sources on that.

  • @Loqquer There's not really a good answer to that. Talk to some people who have lost loved ones because of this war, and they may say, "No! He/she would have died for nothing!" And telling people on 9/12 "We are not going to war because we do not believe we could win it" would have been political suicide. The government is stuck between a rock and a hard place because as soon as they decide to withdraw, something bad will happen and the fickle people will cry for war again.

  • @zelda12346 i have lost 3 of m`y cosin 2 on 9/11 and one during the war the war is a damn waste cause the only thing u will do is try to blow are ass up for trying to help and dont pull this oil shit on me because thats our government not our soldiers who just want to help

  • @A7XfanNo2 Well, I suppose the war in the middle east is not unlike the colonial war in the late 18th century from the British perspective. Losing the colonies at the time was a major set back both economically and pridewise for the British. I'm also certain that some of the soldiers that had been fighting were all like "I just want to get the hell out of here. Whole damn colonies are a waste."

    Though I'm fairly certain that it would only take another attack for people to cry war again.

  • @zelda12346 colionialwar is that what brits call it well the REVOLUTIONARY WAR has nothin to due with the middle east im just trying to say dont call our government evil.... well dont call just ours evil all government are evil its called a necessary evil to "keep its people safe" all the worlds problems are blamed on america or the middle east thats not fair dont you think we dont fuck every one over spite the fact were a "young country" so give us a god damned chance sound good

  • @NamelessTainment

    You don't understand shit man, so stop talking. 9/11 was planned and executed by Al Qaeda, NOT Afghanistan, NOT the people of Afghanistan. Do you know what you're doing in Afghanistan? You're fighting Al Qaeda and the Taliban, not the Afghani people, the Afghani military is fighting WITH you, not against you.

  • @NamelessTainment That's a terribly dumb thing to say mate. Two wrongs don't make a right, especially massacration of innocents. Al Qaeda (Which you trained) killed 3,000 Americans, and you kill hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians that have nothing to do with the war, along with millions of other civilians if you add all the wars up. Ironically YOU killed more innocents than the Taliban.

  • @NamelessTainment id happily kill anyone who would kill an innocent. Anyone.

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  • Wow, a bunch of nationalistic, propagandized idiots arguing which branch kills more innocent people? These are illegal wars with innocent casualties on both sides, and its not to stop terror, its to make these greedy politicians and the corporations buying them more money!

  • inb4wutaboutairforce?

  • @zelda12346 they weak to

  • @zelda12346 Hell yeah.