On the twelth day of Christmas Ace Ventura Gave to me: 12 monks meditating, 11 guys wearing white paint, 10 dudes with guns, 9 weird hair doos, 8 freaky animals, 7 old people in a mental hospital, 6 football replays, 5 bathroom scenes, 4 hilarious statements, 3 darts in the butt, 2 pushes with a plunger and a very, very, very funny movie!
Shame a scene like this would never be allowed in today's disgusting, politically-correct culture. Carey's career would be destroyed, and he'd be forced by all the protected-class gay advocates to take years of sensitivity training for his horrible crime against humanity - being funny but daring to say anything negative about the mental illnesses that are transsexualism and homosexuality. Political correctness and minority activism are a cancer on modern civilization.
Its not homophobic, its just a straight mans reaction to kissing a man. lets face it, if i kissed a man and realised, I would want to do all those things.
i think my biggest insult was calling you religious....how does it feel to be insulted by someone who doesnt even know you? because that is what you are doing by your childish hate speech from ignorance
@Fr33man1988 is that the best you can do? insult my mother? ill jump ahead of you first on this one...i wouldn't mind killing her myself...however she is allready dead...tough luck on her part for not being worth living in that case...still i do fancy to bury my face and nose into your mothers dirty crotch :P...as nasty as it would be...the pleasure is you not liking it..
@alisonissemperfi What is so homophobic about that? Do you even know the word "phobia"? Nothing points to Ace being scared of homos, I'm not scared of homos but I sure as hell wouldn't want to kiss another guy the way Einhorn and Ace did :/
Nah, but most douchbags do.. For instance; some poof will walk by, and I'll be like: "thats fucking filthy", and then someone will be like "are you homophobic?" then I'll be like, nah, just hate fags.
@Fr33man1988 Actually that is an epic fail for you because you're don't believe in religious bullshit reasons for hate, but you managed to come up with your own ways to be a bigot.
@alisonissemperfi I'd say transphobic, but repulsing still. I found a text post on a blog about this clip from the movie. It is too long to post here, but the title is "How I learned to hate transgender people" from a website called good. You can google that and the title to find it.
if he got this depressed upon finding the horrible truth, can you imagine how he'd reacted if he had gotten to second base? (if you know what I mean :P)
He made me laugh so many times (and scenes as these still do). In my opinion his fame destroyed his personality a little (and his funny talent). But i still love the old movies he made.
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jim carry is the braves and/or stupidest person on the planet if he willingly put his mouth on the front of a plunger and squirted half on a toothpaste thing into his mouth!!! also notice how he says no when he is in the shower.
The Ravens mascot is in danger, also watch out Joe Flaco :P
vincthenice 6 days ago 3
Einhorn is Cundiff.....Cundiff is Einhorn.....EINHORN IS A MAN
ndguilduk 6 days ago 3
lmfao
i love the initial 'what the-' at 0:25
idratherbeanonymous 1 week ago
The twelve days of christmas:
On the twelth day of Christmas Ace Ventura Gave to me: 12 monks meditating, 11 guys wearing white paint, 10 dudes with guns, 9 weird hair doos, 8 freaky animals, 7 old people in a mental hospital, 6 football replays, 5 bathroom scenes, 4 hilarious statements, 3 darts in the butt, 2 pushes with a plunger and a very, very, very funny movie!
popgoestheweasel1453 1 month ago
@popgoestheweasel1453 gtfo
IngloriousSob 1 month ago
the 6 dislikes are women that are really men!!
MrKevwatts 1 month ago
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Shame a scene like this would never be allowed in today's disgusting, politically-correct culture. Carey's career would be destroyed, and he'd be forced by all the protected-class gay advocates to take years of sensitivity training for his horrible crime against humanity - being funny but daring to say anything negative about the mental illnesses that are transsexualism and homosexuality. Political correctness and minority activism are a cancer on modern civilization.
Supermassively 1 month ago
i remember when i was a kid and watched this i had no idea why he was puking
TheKr1minal 2 months ago 2
"Your gun is diggin' into my hip. God!"
TheRealThreeP 2 months ago 2
BOY GEORGE
999MichaelMyers999 2 months ago
LMAO at him burning his clothes.
JudasAngel666 2 months ago
Response of a ''white guilt'' Obama voter should be same.
drunkinneworleans 2 months ago
@drunkinneworleans True that.
Supermassively 1 month ago
Exact same reaction after I slept with vic.
Tmac1330 2 months ago
My exact same reaction when I realize that Lady gaga used to be hot
Pikalikasq 2 months ago
Lmao.
2010Jakeypoo 2 months ago
I just love that sound and face he makes right after he say "Gun is diggin into my hip" lolz that face and sound he made was hilarious lol
DeshawnLT 2 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
999MichaelMyers999 3 months ago
1:08 will forever live
MCCENTx2 3 months ago
Its not homophobic, its just a straight mans reaction to kissing a man. lets face it, if i kissed a man and realised, I would want to do all those things.
PnFSUPREMiST 3 months ago
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4 people didn't have the laces out...
cwpo1973 3 months ago
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cwpo1973 3 months ago
i think my biggest insult was calling you religious....how does it feel to be insulted by someone who doesnt even know you? because that is what you are doing by your childish hate speech from ignorance
MadMAn12gauge 4 months ago
@MadMAn12gauge Your mother is a whore, sir.
Fr33man1988 3 months ago
@Fr33man1988 is that the best you can do? insult my mother? ill jump ahead of you first on this one...i wouldn't mind killing her myself...however she is allready dead...tough luck on her part for not being worth living in that case...still i do fancy to bury my face and nose into your mothers dirty crotch :P...as nasty as it would be...the pleasure is you not liking it..
MadMAn12gauge 3 months ago
boy george crying game
dsmsucks 4 months ago
YOU'RE GUN IS DIGGING INTO MY HIP........))GOD((......bast part of the movie.
bravemurderday122287 4 months ago
@bravemurderday122287 It took me till 9th grade to figure that out
MrMegas2 3 months ago
@MrMegas2 haha
bravemurderday122287 2 months ago
LOL, I always loved this part the most, was hilarious then and still is to this day!!!
therealhypnotix 4 months ago
Raise your hand if you ended up here because of reddit
altshiftM 5 months ago
oh I love this scene. Playing it over and over never makes it old
Dragonlover132 5 months ago
I have a friend who reminds me so much of him in this scene - I laughed so much when I first saw this and watching it again is even funnier!
julesmaester 5 months ago
LMFAO plunger
canefan17 6 months ago
Your gun is digging into my hip OH GOOOOOD
ggm888 6 months ago
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The homophobia in this scene/movie is repulsing,
alisonissemperfi 6 months ago
@alisonissemperfi What is so homophobic about that? Do you even know the word "phobia"? Nothing points to Ace being scared of homos, I'm not scared of homos but I sure as hell wouldn't want to kiss another guy the way Einhorn and Ace did :/
Sliteh 6 months ago 26
@Sliteh
I'm not homophobic, I just hate fags
beefking69er 6 days ago
@beefking69er Alright, thanks for the info..
Sliteh 5 days ago
@Sliteh
anytime fag
beefking69er 5 days ago
@beefking69er Yeah I'm totally a cigarette.
Sliteh 5 days ago
@beefking69er But in all seriousness, you actually think that fear and hate are the same thing?
Sliteh 5 days ago
@Sliteh
Nah, but most douchbags do.. For instance; some poof will walk by, and I'll be like: "thats fucking filthy", and then someone will be like "are you homophobic?" then I'll be like, nah, just hate fags.
beefking69er 5 days ago
@alisonissemperfi How is this for homophobia....all faggots deserve to burn in hell.
Fr33man1988 4 months ago
@Fr33man1988 Religious nut.
Purdonnnnn1873 4 months ago
@Purdonnnnn1873 I'm an agnostic...so epic fail for you sir!
Fr33man1988 4 months ago
@Fr33man1988 Actually that is an epic fail for you because you're don't believe in religious bullshit reasons for hate, but you managed to come up with your own ways to be a bigot.
Aerotides 4 months ago
@Aerotides Another faggot with an opinion....-_-
Fr33man1988 4 months ago
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MadMAn12gauge 4 months ago
@alisonissemperfi I'd say transphobic, but repulsing still. I found a text post on a blog about this clip from the movie. It is too long to post here, but the title is "How I learned to hate transgender people" from a website called good. You can google that and the title to find it.
skitvit 3 months ago
@alisonissemperfi Your hypersensitive, politically-correct bullshit is repulsIVE.
Supermassively 1 month ago
Funniest scene in the whole movie.
Membrane556 7 months ago
@Membrane556
Thats just a movie. Im against homophobia but...i think that scene is funny.
lounon 6 months ago
jim carrey single handedly saved this movie
ChordAbsolute 7 months ago 3
@ChordAbsolute Jim Carrey singlehandedly WAS this movie. ;)
BloodyBay 6 months ago 4
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ChordAbsolute 7 months ago
Einhorn is a man!!!
scroty4 7 months ago
Haha from 0:50 on, I remember having that reaction about this girl I work with (she wasn't a man, just a ho).
chrisrodriguez20 8 months ago
LMFAO! MAn only in the 90's, this would be too homophobic now a days.
mannymanuel259 8 months ago
got anymore of that gum ace?
dvyhnz 8 months ago
@dvyhnz that's none of your damn business.
amberbogard 8 months ago
@amberbogard And I'd thank you for staying out of my personal affairs
kap2310 7 months ago
Hahahahaha !!!!! So fucking funny
RuledByMetalMusic 8 months ago
He throw a match to his clothes a bit overkill
MegaTanner24 8 months ago
The fact it's Jim Carrey makes it funny for me. All the transphobia i really don't find funny.
Supertron5000 8 months ago
ur gun is digging into my hip.gawaaww
TheDoobees 9 months ago
Best music choice ever.
LOL @ the crying game.
fondoogle 9 months ago
2 people like trannys.
TheTexanBorn 10 months ago
if he got this depressed upon finding the horrible truth, can you imagine how he'd reacted if he had gotten to second base? (if you know what I mean :P)
Shakduhn 11 months ago
1:01 suck work:D
Lucky33r 11 months ago
The single dislike is probably coming from Einhorn.
fisksallad 1 year ago 17
@fisksallad Shut the fuck up.
Supermassively 1 month ago
Someone's afraid of gayness >_>
AiAshikaga 1 year ago
re eaaa eaaa eaa eaa lyyyyyyyyy
SPRVD 1 year ago
I love how he gets one measly second to bask in his own ingenuity before the horrifying reality hits him.
62SG 1 year ago 8
lol he put his clothes on fire classic
someloser190 1 year ago
He kissed a man...I think he under-reacted.
ancientroyal1 1 year ago 6
they throw in that boy george song, fuckin luv this movie
fatony51 1 year ago 7
YES! this video has NO Dislikes! :D *knock on wood!!*
SpyceeRedHunni 1 year ago 5
"your gun is diggin into my hip" hahah
Youngstargh 1 year ago 6
That's it ! Einhorn is Finkle ! Finkle is Einhorn ! Einhorn is a MAN =D
...oh. my. GOSH !! o.O
Einhorn is a MAN D=
lumiere201 1 year ago 3
you gun is digging into my hip
pervertedhermit1 1 year ago
the most hilarious part i when he burns his clothes and runs into the bath naked LOL
Carlito148 1 year ago 7
Looks like me on sunday night... LOLOL
EvilKorbinDallas 1 year ago
best scene ever
blink182loverbustedh 1 year ago
The best part is when he spits the huge thing of gum into the wrapper
HappyHawaiinSauce 1 year ago
He made me laugh so many times (and scenes as these still do). In my opinion his fame destroyed his personality a little (and his funny talent). But i still love the old movies he made.
awhoergek 1 year ago
Shower scene is too funny
punchsnakeman 1 year ago 2
Why was he looking for the person wearing the ring with the missing piece if he found it in the filter WAY BEFORE the murder incident?
sexquadragintilliona 1 year ago
@sexquadragintilliona i don't get it how you don't get it
awhoergek 1 year ago
@sexquadragintilliona
Cos the person with the ring stole the dolphin.
weirdlightsaber44 9 months ago
you're gun is sticking into my hip, ggggaaaaaaaaaawd
nrlova 1 year ago
lol i did that with chewing gum once XD just to see if i could XD
iFooFan 1 year ago
all that chewing gum.
GoldsboroughStudios 1 year ago
I laugh so hard at 1:01
shebangs27 1 year ago
such an underrated movie. one of the funniest scenes of all time.
bzes10 1 year ago 5
:o
Ha ha ha haa @ 1:01
KimmoKuopio 1 year ago
lol
bluelemonpeel 1 year ago
this is the best of ace :P
MultiJoelman 1 year ago
ahahaha oh man crying game thats perfeect
Donkeykappakappa 1 year ago
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What was the point of burning his cloths?
chadmanfraney 1 year ago
lmfao thats my last name
loveyoubabe1996 1 year ago
haha sweet tush Jim
Heathaholic 2 years ago
LOL plunger to the face!
Heathaholic 2 years ago 53
@Heathaholic
LMFAO lol
crazzydrummer66 1 year ago
Right after he says Oh Goooddd his face at 1:49 is hilarious hahah
TheOnlyDisturbedOne 2 years ago 3
you are famous mada faka :)
ampi21 2 years ago
ojajoajoahjahjahja
conchua 2 years ago 10
I love it when he's throwing up! JIM CARREY FTW!
Katracho630 2 years ago 24
Me, too.
lawofficers 1 year ago
@Katracho630
He's not throwing up. He's dry heaving.
Reaperluver 8 months ago
0:50.
balladish 2 years ago
Your gun is digging into my hip...oh god.
philjohn25 2 years ago 2
Love it when he almost starts crying after realizing that Einhorn is a man! xD
Kotlettbengt 2 years ago
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jim carry is the braves and/or stupidest person on the planet if he willingly put his mouth on the front of a plunger and squirted half on a toothpaste thing into his mouth!!! also notice how he says no when he is in the shower.
bucketofred 2 years ago
HI JIMMY
andyrew148 2 years ago
This scene of memory einhorn is finkle, finkle is einhorn einhorn is a man ohhh my god einhorn is a man .......jajaja
your weapon hurts the hip
jerez1992 2 years ago
OH MY GOD
superbeastcs 2 years ago
damn this is funny
yankedup 2 years ago
the crying game, boy george. :)
merlin17784 2 years ago
what is that music that he found that Einhorn was a man and was crying
benr1512 2 years ago
ahahahaha to be a comedian one needs to be a genius, jim is great :D
Lorisic 2 years ago
llora como una perra
kbt3s9 2 years ago
wuajajajajajajajajaajaj
te daré puntaje .........
en reirnos :pulento:
ampi21 3 years ago