Suzuki SJ crash Funny

[lovewheels]

whats up with that fat guy just standing there like he is taking a stroll in the park. Some people are just useless.......

[MudBarf]

@lovewheels Press "7" on your keyboard and watch him drag his knuckles toward the big broken thing spewing out burn juice...

[touretteskid29]

this just shows what kind of idiots who think they know what they are doing when they really don't, LMFAO, these guys are wanabees

[JVPRCNG]

Thats why you dont put tractor tires on a street 4X4

[MudBarf]

@JVPRCNG Those aren't tractor tyres. And even if they were, that wasn't the problem here - a poorly engineered axle swap (probably from a Vitara - note the centre diff on the rear axle - SJ diffs are offset) was the problem.

[JVPRCNG]

@MudBarf Didn't notice the axles. point taken



[MudBarf]

@JVPRCNG Sorry if I came off as a bit rude - that wasn't my intention. But re-reading it, I was a bit curt. Hope I didn't offend.

[JVPRCNG]

@MudBarf No offence taken. I was watchin how everything broke. had 2 watch it again to see axles. :-)

[churd243]

@MudBarf it had landrover axls it was made by rhino ray.

[MudBarf]

@churd243 Landrover axles are usually offset, that axle isn't. It doesn't look like any LR axle I've ever seen (although I'm no LR expert, but googling for images of LR rear axles hasn't come up with any LR axles that look like that). Also, it seems to have suzuki wheels on it.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but I would like to see proof of your claim.

[ADVtheMISSIONARY]

@MudBarf Hilux rear

[MadMuddyZuk]

@ADVtheMISSIONARY Could be, I suppose - my neighbour has had 3, and I've worked under all of them (a teeny bit) and that *does* look about right (what little I can see) but I can't count the studs to be sure. It looks more Hilux than Vitara now you mention it - the diff can on a hilux is round, the ones I've seen on a Vit are more elliptic.

Still, I'm not 100% sure each way. *Could* be a vit axle, *could* be a LR axle (more doubtful) and it *could* be a lux axle (probable).

[omgpasty]

The thing i thought was funny was the fact that everyone failed to comment on the fat bastard that enters the scene picks his nose and that is all he contributes.

[cole44mag]

thats why you get a toyota



[MudBarf]

@cole44mag Suuuure - some dope does a wank job of swapping his rear axle, and that's proof that all Suzuki's are crap.

Thanks for the input.

[mattmugg]

@cole44mag fag

[druids2007]

lol trandformers hehe

[mijachris654]

hahahha!!! transformers!!



[druids2007]

Hehe that's pretty funny snd serious you seriouls need to learn how to go up a hill with out rolling back lucky those guys where wtaching

[CH1CKENQUIFF]

@druids2007 Theres only one way to learn

[degunboy]

The fat guy just sits there! Uhhhhh...... what? FOOD?!?!

[tjglassburn]

i like how the fat guy in the bluse shirt stands there when everyobe else is running around. .LOL what an ass.

[TheJeepWheeler]

@tjglassburn

he looks half retarded hahaha

[paketmaevius]

fail body lift

[kittyhunter34]

how much fucking gas did that thing dump out like 45 gallons lol

[tishket03]

@kittyhunter34 fuckin seriously it just kept comin out lol

[MrPenobe]

Ummm okay ? did no one it that video notice the axle go under the truck on the first run coming back down ? yet they try it again and expect it not to break lol

[tennentslover]

poor zuki...

[ogiemark]

should have gone to spec savers then u could of welded better

[staffsmole]

Nice to see the chav's were wearing all the correct safety gear when then emerged from the wreck....

T-shirts

Track suit bottoms from TK MAXX

White trainers fro Matalan

I suggest they stick to stealing cars, McDonalds and Essex slags.

[getrag265]

Cock

[jamiebignev]

You need to learn how to weld !!!!

[Yatsey666]

ooooooohhh fuck me

[winterka100]

That's why I always carry a spare back axle.

[MrAbyss456]

i think you should learn how to weald first...oh and...my suzuki would JUMP over this hill...i don't know what is wrong with this one...thats just embarasing man...

[grasmere16]

Omg wat a cock your axel fell off

[thomass9095]

lol y put ur money in a little thing like that and ha

[951waste]

That is one tough truck

[superjohnSmith32]

@tcm909 ur a prick

[eclipsegs91]

Jim: Hey we gots us some extra bolts here.....

Bob: Throw em in the glove box, might need em later

Jim: Shouldn't we check ta make sure we puts them all in?

Bob: Naw I got duck tape.

Jim: OKIE DOKIE....wan't a beer?

[alphaman1101]

@eclipsegs91 LOL! couldnt have said it better

[SirJosephOxford]

@eclipsegs91 Ahhhh.... MacGyver's tape. Thanks World War II.

[sandownski]

thats my sj!!!!!

[jstine1234]

remind me to not let them put the coil suspension on my sammy lmfao

[tcm909]

instead of gas they say petrol, lol got to love the British

[Littlemac181]

i wonder if they realize that thing with the tires on either side used to be attached. ahh who needs a read axel. theres the true definition of 2 wheel drive

[jupiterrider]

Where are you going Re Karmirides?

[dube003]

le gars reste la pis il fais rien pendant que son chum reste pris !!!!

[slammo10]

damn. I never seen that before

[Discipulus96]

Umm... and that's why Suzuki's aren't used in 4x4 competitions.

[1bigZuki]

@Discipulus96

Please tell me your joking right?

[Discipulus96]

@1bigZuki ok you caught me... I don't know what I'm talking about.

[1bigZuki]

@Discipulus96

It shows.

[xKiNgSx88x]

fuck thats suck

[kelly7216]

0.54 there is your problem :P

[churd243]

everyones lafin at the fat bloke, but what could he do???????????

[jupiterrider]

@churd243 hahah he could NOT DRIVE IT?? MAYBE??

[kidjr27]

OH MY!!! Now that's pretty sad.. Just think how bad that thing would of fell apart if he would of took it off the kiddy hills..

[Ir0nloki]

just fast forward to 0:50.. .. and at 1:17, "that was fun".. hahahhaa

[aeropostalbaby1]

hmm. jeeps can take off their roof and their doors. but suzuki has removable axles motherfucker!!!! lmao

[thecutzook]

He just learned zooks dont like big tyres!

[m7r11]

hahahahahahaha

[sportsman250]

hahahaha

[GatheringSticks]

that pregnant guy is not very helpful.

[Grinspoonful]

show's the build quality o suzukis

[LWBSCOTTY]

@Grinspoonful Only shows poor aftermarket and build quality. Got nothing to do with Suzuki. I have seen fords and chevs break harder then this only due to improper knowledge of fabrication.

[Grinspoonful]

@Grinspoonful :D true enough

[cinquecentolover]

i like the fat guy just like - "whats going on?!"

[jupiterrider]

hahahahahhahahahahh

[smileynirvana2]

it was coiled but with no links? i dont see how this was built and thought to be trail worthy

[RCBASHERTRUCK]

fuck suzuki go ford and jeep because ford made jeep

[FTORC1]

@RCBASHERTRUCK Ford didn't build Jeep. Ford built a prototype like a Jeep in the late 30's, for the military. Willy's got the contract to built the Jeep, because they were the lowest bidder. In 1938, both "Jeep's" were almost identical. Willy's became known for the Jeep, later AMC, which was bought out by Chrysler corporation. Since you didn't know that, you don't belong behind the wheel of either.

[aeropostalbaby1]

@FTORC1 ford actually helped build some jeeps during the war because the demand for them was too high to keep up with.

[FTORC1]

@aeropostalbaby1 The point is this. Ford didn't make jeep. Ford may have assisted Willy's corporation meet production demands, by converting their own assembly lines. However, Jeep as we know it did not originate from Ford. The original contract was up for bid, between the Willy's MB and the Ford GPW. The military did use both, for several years, until the decision was made. Had they chose Ford over Willy's, things may have been a lot different.

[rockhopperz93xeedmax]

@RCBASHERTRUCK ---wtf are you talking about BUD???? WOW you really think thats true?? who told you that? or do you just figure these things out on your own>? LMAO...ford is NOT NOTY NOT a JEEP dude hahaha ..... WOW thats all folks!!!

[iantoniou]

wow...that fat guy standing there was just watching the car after the crash rather than helping.

[jupiterrider]

@iantoniou there is allways an asshole betwen us don't you know?

[TheLovegame23]

Hey!!! ISN'T THAT MY STOLEN JEEP!!??!!??!!??

[sonny7863]

HAHAHAHAHA

GO ASIA!

[JuggernauT1901]

Of course it fell apart it was built with chosticks!!! LOL

[RReaper100]

Japanesse piece of shit , My driveway is steeper and I ride a bicycle up it everyday

[danman51992]

amen to that dude. im in the same boat.

[Crosisborg]

You clearly kmow nothing about that car

[nissanbig1]

it wasnt standard suzuki running gear anyway it was coiled so someone didnt know how to weld properly and dont bag out suzukis cause they are awesome and will go more places then many other cars

[archergareth]

@nissanbig1 so why do the big boys use defenders as challenge trucks ;)

[MudBarf]

@archergareth For the same reason people buy Ferrari's and Porche's for track days instead of Ultima GTR's.

[GOLDENJUGGALO]

@nissanbig1 ther bikes will to

[guano90]

@nissanbig1 agreed with that !

[dimitriskrin]

@nissanbig1 that model had coils

[LovingLord]

aubinoe2 - that's been "converted". It doesn't seem to even have leafs on it anymore. The stock parts aren't there - it's shoddy workmanship at fault here, not suzuki's weak components (and they are a little weak, just not *that* weak!)

[aubinoe2]

holly shit! The axle was blocking the door hahaha.

But yeah, a wrangler would hold up better, the stock sami spring mounts must be WEAK!

[CedrikTheManiac00]

@aubinoe2 as nothing to do witht he sami being weak both jeep and sami are awsome off road... ist only a bad mecanic job

[Blazerota]

Did anyone notice the huge gas spill and the dork with blue pants and shirt just passively smoking with no concern for the people inside? He didn't even blink. Maybe it's because he's the one who built it? LOL

[stevenstepp]

get a jeep

[GhondaW]

yea right samis with go way more places a jeep will-jeeps are junk

[stevenstepp]

no i dont like jeeps but if you want something small get a jeep i own a 86 chevy k20 small block 350

[GhondaW]

yea i cant pass up the deal im getting on a samuri, and nice

[stevenstepp]

lol so ur getting a sami

[wrund]

Ha,Ha,Ha, what a piece of sh&t! Those Sammy's are pure junk, look at this one.

[lukellu]

from all the videos i ve seen this os the only one witht his problem.. normally samurais will go where  most other jeeps don t go.. they are light not like other jeeps..accidents can happen to all offroad cars..

[nelson4568]

hahaha it looked like that axle was held on with rope lmao

[nismojuan]

fuck a landy u british fuk shouldnt have switch to a coil conversion with a fuked up weld job...lmfao

[burnoff123]

you fucked up with the coil spring convertion spoa leaf spring cant beat sj's

[ToYoman]

a few zip ties and there, it's fixed!

[prdgyair]

thinks to himself - " i guess that weld didn't hold!"

[devinporterfield]

that fat guy looks so lost..

[seannbondd]

hahahahaha theres ur problem

[TheCripkilla4lyfe]

pice of shit

[smithythefierce]

Your spelling is.

[LucioMauroBombeiro]

AGORA SOBE. NO GUINCHO!

[MarcinM592]

tyres are too big for a 1.3L petrol :(

just think for once !!

[nafieb]

hahahahahaha get out of here theres fukn petrol everywhere lol

buy a landy

[Destroyeron]

There was definitely something wrong with that setup.

[silverpizza100]

stupid sand niggers!

[sn9a6ke]

somebody needs to hire a better mechanic, lol, good vid,

[nucleartractor]

Yep... it would suck for that to happen.

How hard was it to fix that?

[petercrab4]

that has to be the worst 4x4. How the hell can the entire rear axle break of. This would not happen on my car.

[grumpyoldtwat1]

Wouldn't happen to my Land Rover either but I suspect this SJ has had a dodgy spring-over-axle conversion done, probably with some sub-standard welding.

[ch1ld0fbodom]

Yeah, but they still are tuff 4x4's! If you weld it good that shit does not happen.

Funny when the fat guy shouts "there's fucking petrol everywhere". XD

[PierdolonyMalkontent]

because you only play Team Fortress and don't have a car

[darkraider14]

where..was..part..FUNNY

[tom58c]

I think this would suck. It would have been one thing to roll it. But the rear end coming off likr that would be depressing.

And like everyone els asks, what is that big guy doing! Just standing there, HELLOW!

[victoratc250r]

fat boy just standing there and shit "saying did this really happend or what " come on fat boy

[timmay556]

hahah the fat C(nt just stands there.

[GayBoyGiptonEEP]

Nice Bloke...............Nice & Fat....!

[Jackassbobby112]

The fat guy just stands there.... o_O

[Guugley]

wow

[miniboy84]

proves those tyres have some grip ;)

[pilotec]

jajajjajajajajajajjaa

[IntellEDgent]

Offroad trail 1

JB weld 0

[Fabegdose]

What shit car is this???

Never seen this self destruction before ...

[dougzer]

jajajaja eso pasa por usar carros que salen de regalo en el cereal.. jajaja

[weirdalcrazy2timbuk3]

thats why we use torque wrenches...

[ThatHoodNiggaBrik]

asshole if you want car for off road buy nissan patrol not shitty suzuki

[guipin44]

RONALDO

[billythewhizz654321]

i think you need to go on a welding courese

[braaup]

it's "course" you dumbass! haha jk

[yamahabansheerider]

yea thats very odd i have seen some crazy shit in offroading and thats one of the odd ones!

[yamahabansheerider]

whats the odds of that!???

[danielb11695]

One an a million!

[rocketman24605]

i like the guy that stands there doing nothin

[TheDrDRulez]

@rocketman24605 agreed

[rockhopperz93xeedmax]

@rocketman24605 hahahaha me too!! thats what im laughing at right now! gas is spilling everywhere and he just scratches his face like

"uuuuuh duuuuh wow uh huh, im a big fat dumb head and this is kool duuuuh" LMAO then the 2nd dude gets out and has no shoes on LOL, and hes lookin around like WTF just happen hahahaha.....LMFAO right now

[stumpyhg12345678]

hahaha check out the guy closest to the car lol lets everyone else do the work

[freesiaaaaaa]

glad to see every one is ok.

[verTuos1]

LOOL i was expecting a third guy coming out of the same damn window! hahah, funny shit man

[chops3uy91]

oops well better luck next time gr8 think about zukis quick trip to the scrap yard £30 pound later and your away again

[fpv83]

at 0:40 u can hear something go crack lol

as if u wouldnt jump out and check hahaha

[coffinshaker]

You FAIL!

[rhubarb130]

buy a landrover if you want to play off road !!!!!!

[WetDirtProductions]

yah sure if you jack it up. no way a landrover will go where i ride my bike.

[squatch71]

see that bloke at 1.03....looks like he doesn't want to be bothered that someone migh get hurt..and he stands in the way...

[l337pwnage]

Duck tape, its the handyman's secret weapon.

[iraqihemi1]

lol

[winter599]

Someone there no doubt has zip ties and a bungee cord, it's all good.

[Tobystacy]

That's what you get for welding something important on paint. Poor craftsmanship, not poor manufacuring.

[XJproto]

Torque wrench anyone? How about some new hardware aswell?

Lmfao.

[HoBOpUrE]

hahaha if i was there i wouldve been laughing my ass off

[terripinz]

Maybe a pro mechanic next time? Good thing it did not let loose on the highway!!!!!!

[sonicxlc123]

you broke it =D

[CHOCO666NSR]

oh well there's your problem right there...

[BorisBogdanovic87]

Oops! knockoff from china A?! hahahha

[luloadventure]

Hahahahahahahahahaaaa...

The Best Funny Vid!

[crawlerboy1601]

FUCKING HELL ......i think its a bit broken

[peckiledorf]

gook junk

[ChevLikeARock]

1:04 "I think its broken" lol

[DONCORNEJO]

the tshirt blue man its VERY helper.........grrrrrrrrrrrr "good friend"

[Gadgetgirl1966]

Sean, you dickhead!

[JessicaMaree1987]

Agh what a pitty. Suzi's will get places no other 4wd (including crappy jeeps) can get. but when they do get stuck, no one can get in to get them out! unfortunate about the axle. Having the suzi raised that high is a bit dangerouse isnt it? cant go on any real slopes or she'll roll. not game enuf to lift mine much higher for that reason. still, it WAS a nice little zook. did yas fix her or leave her in peace(es)?

[Haasie20]

why did the guy in the blue just stand there.

[Bumbaxs]

Ma cosa è successso?

[PSUyj1995]

I have never seen this happen to a Jeep. Maybe get a real 4x4?

[DrattedOwnz]

Never seen anyone as Dumb as you, Learn something? Stupid fucker. Get more places than your jeep ever would.

[PSUyj1995]

Can't make it up a hill without losing an axle... My point proven.

[DrattedOwnz]

One unfortunate breaking of an axle?

[BigJ2008youngmoney]

thats why my brother who does the same thing with his suzuki suffers no damage while his girlfriends jeep suffers a broken frame.........point prooven........

[PSUyj1995]

haha, a broken frame would be the last thing to happen. axles would be snapping long before, and i love it when people with no personal experience talk about others' exploits.

[DrattedOwnz]

Oh yeah agreed get a better 4x4, the vid wouldnt load, thought it was a 4Wheeler.