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  • Still one of the funniest damn videos to ever hit YouTube!

    

  • Everyone--at long last, the second Carl Sagan video has been posted! It's on my channel, if you'd like to check it out.

    Thank you all for the support over the years for the series!

    Let me know what you think of the latest outing.

  • Carl Sagan is dead and can still out argue KC on his best day. Lol

  • You lost me at 3:45, although I did find "a half a shake of a hooker's titties" hilarious. The hunting down of morons not so much.

  • 185 people made arses of themselves on national television.

  • Why the hell would Sagan even want to talk with Cameron.

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  • Goddammit.

  • I appreciate Humor. But I feel it's disrespectful to Carl Sagan's Memory.

    And Yes; Kirk Cameron is a Douche.

  • I appreciate Humor. But I feel it's disrespectful to Carl Sagan's Memory.

  • "Relax a little, have some fun. I think what all people can agree on, secular or fundamentalist, is that life is too short not to have ANY fun."

    Well shared. Thanks for making this fun vid.

  • Way Of The Master...Bator!

  • every time I see this I can't help laughing.cracks me up completely.

  • @shopper292

    You do realize that Hitler wanted to kill the Jews because the Jews killed Jesus, yes? Please, I implore you, name a war that wasn't started with a shred of religious input.

  • @Silent101Song No, he wanted to kill the Jews because alot of people were envious of the Jews in the area at the time because of the punishment put on Germany, making it a very, very poor country, but the Jews had money during this time and were 'looking down'' on the Germans. People wanted someone to blame, Hitler gave them someone to blame, and someone to idolize. He was a hero to alot of the Germans at the time. He also viewed Jews as inferior for their blood. Not because they killed Jesus

  • I bursted laughing when Carl came out with an Ak and said million and millions of bullets

  • I think in a real deathmatch Kirk would actually win. Carl has a serious handicap: he is bound by reality, whereas for Kirk its all only a theory.

    [Assuming a universe where Carl is still alive:]

    Theoretically, of course, Carl would kick Kirk's ass. But Kirk would object any defeat with the possibility of resurrection. And how could you possibly proof it couldn't happen if he believes just hard enough? In a world where every brain fart is as valid as anybody else's theory, anything could happen.

  • haha...awesome. Eat shit, Kirk Cameron. An accurate protrail of your idoicy.

  • It's Sagan meets Kermit. :)

  • I think the worst part is that you have dolls of these two people

  • @SciBishop Right, right. Actually, I had both Barbies and Star Wars action figures, and I would pretend the Barbies were giant monsters from the planet Mattel.

    "Master Luke, I do believe I can see up that giant woman's skirt!"

    "You're right, Threepio, and she's not wearing any underwear!"

    Teh lols!

  • First off--thank you all for your comments and views! We've just hit 100,000 views, and it feels, well...cosmic.

    Secondly, I have a brand new video on my channel called "Galaxalon", a puppet space adventure series. If you liked this one, be sure to check it out!

    Thanks again, and...CARL SAGAN AWAY!!!

  • @samsullithegenius Didn't find any "Galaxalon," did you pull it?

  • @FantasticBob7000

    I had a persistent troll problem on "Galaxalon" so I moved it to private, but it's still technically online.

    I'm currently remaking it however, fixing up some technical problems that marred the first go around.

    I can send the link to the original one, if you'd like.

  • @samsullithegenius Yeah that would be great. I was bummed the sequel to Sagan Kills Cameron never made it out so it would be interesting to see what else you've been up to.

  • @FantasticBob7000

    Yeah, the sequel to Sagan/Cameron got held up in my search for the right idea, and I was worried I couldn't expand on it. It came up again recently, and I've begun to consider it strongly.

    I'll send 'Galaxalon'. It's rough, but it had some nice moments in it. Let me know what you think.

  • @samsullithegenius Got it, thanks for sending.

    I don't know man... I'm not offended but I just don't get this one. It seems pretty different from your other vids. Not sure if you were looking for a deeper message or just coming up with random ideas for a plot. Maybe after you redo it I'll understand it better. But I can see how others might be offended.

    Nice job overall with your vids, it's gotta be fun putting them together.

    CARL SAGAN AWAAAYY!!

  • @FantasticBob7000

    The second Carl Sagan video is now up. Give it a look, let me know what you think.

  • haha dude your Carl Sagan voice is fuckinnnnnnnnnnn awesome

  • "this hunting rifle has millions of millions of bullets" hahahahaha nice

  • So when does Richard Dawkins doll comes in?

  • If Carl Sagan doll had no hair, he would look kind of like Captain Picard.

  • I haven't seen this video in a long while, still fucking funny!

  • I am amazed people hate this. I love what Carl Sagan has done with our history. Opening minds for the world so their can be future exploration, and this in no ways soil his image it is just a fun video to watch, I believe even Neil Degrasse Tyson would laugh at this. Thank you for 5:01 of laughter.

  • This is how I would play with dolls when I was a kid. Really. It's the only way.

  • Haha!! I have to admit... you have carl Sagens voice down to a tee :)

  • HI EVERYBODY. I'M KIRK CAMERON. I'M NOT A DOUCHE.

  • samsullithegenius...you're my hero. This is literally the best video I have ever seen in my entire life! Sagan for the win!

  • Uuuuh. It's so lame, but I couldn't help but laugh at the end.

  • LOL this never gets old

  • Robot-Chicken?

  • way of the master more like way of the retard

  • lmao!!! this is so funny!! im pissing my pants right now!!! carl sagan rules!!

  • your impression of carl is lol, thank you you brightened my day.

  • I totally agree... Carl is smiling... even if there is no life after death, he will always be alive in the thoughts of anyone who ever heard him, or read his books... in our minds, he is smiling and he lives still.

  • "A painting has to have a painter.

    A building has to have a builder.

    A cause has to have a causer.

    A source has to have a sorcerer."

  • kirk cameronites never get defeated!

  • Lol,it's like something from south park.

    My 2 favorite things ...Sagan and South Park :)

  • Brilliant.

  • I adore Carl Sagan ( RIP Carl <3) and I thought this was really great. Kinda sounded like Kermit the Frog for a minute. All around good job! kekekekek

  • LOL, awesome!

    Fake or Tool! Gee, that's a hard choice! LOL

  • Great video! Millions and billions of bullets! I laughed my ass off!

  • Don't kill Kirk Cameron!!!!!!!

    Kirk's stupidity and ignorance makes him the best spokesperson for atheism.

  • M14 for the win

    

  • I laughed. That was awesome. Nice impressions. :D

  • Seriously, anyone who tries to use this to say anything against Sagan, or even Kirk for that matter...here's a nickel--go buy yourself a fucking sense of humor.

    Some things are only for laughs. If you don't know how to just laugh, please kill yourself as you are already dead.

  • Hahaha! Hilarious impersonation. So spot on. Sagan was the man.

  • went downhill after sagan grabbed a gun

  • Every time I hear an idiot talking about Dr. Sagan this quote inevitably pops up: billions and billions. I guess it's their way of reducing one of the greatest minds in human history down to a caricacture so their primitive minds can at least pretend they comprehend.

  • @AlexanderRozhenko

    Carl Sagan would take it in stride, if not get a good laugh off of it.

    You should probably calm down and do the same.

  • 161 people would rather fuck with Carl Sagan.

  • Still one of the funniest damn videos on the net!!!

  • And the difference in IQ between Dr. Sagan and Kirk = 120 points...and thats being generous :)

  • @jawa808 are you saying Carl Sagan only had a 121 IQ??

  • THE EXTRAORDINARILY DESIGNED UNIVERSE REQUIRES AN EXTRAORDINARY DESIGNER.

  • @MegaSage007 And people who believe in that designer who use caps lock!

  • Kirk Cameron is such an asshole.

  • Lol this was actually pretty funny :D

  • haha, awesome Sagan voice indeed!

  • Milllllllllllllllions and millllllllllllllllllllllllions of bullets.. LOL

    Great impression, a little too Kermit the Frog but still very Sagan.

  • lol

  • Oh...my...god...that was the most awesome thing I've ever seen on Youtube EVER. "Hi everyone! I'm not a douche!"

  • "Either the crocoduck disproves evolution, or I am a complete tool..." LOL

  • had low expectations going in, but this is actually pretty funny

  • Hahaha ty internetz

  • hahahah!!!! Awesome impressions!!!

  • Kinda anachronistic. Kirk Cameron converted to Xtianity years after Carl Sagan passed.

  • Carl Sagan Away!

  • What a great waste of time this video was. Ken Dolls, wtf?

  • on point!!

  • dude.... you are playing with Ken dolls....

  • If I wanted to see a grown man playing with dolls and doing voice overs, I would watch Robot Chicken.

  • PERFECT KIRK CAMERON <3

  • This is great!

  • fake and gay

  • I enjoyed that more than I thought I would. Spot on Sagan impression.

  • What makes it complete is the fact that it kind of looks like Carl Sagan too XD

  • 2:08 I FUKIN LOST IT!!!!! XDDDD

  • kirk cameron's asshole after gay sex with ray comfort ------------------------> o

    kirk cameron's asshole after i ass rape him with my big atheist cock --> O

    

  • @zeemba123

    Religion =/= Penis size.

  • @kirbyrocks6 are you sure? then why were the early religiously-funded artist of the Renaissance forced to make all the bits so tiny? Someone obviously was worried about being offended :)

  • @zeemba123 Whoa, gross.

  • Still one of the all time best vids ever made!

  • carl sagan sounds so much like mr.mackey from south park mmmOK??

  • Carl Sagan awaaaaayyy!!!

    Great impression. RIP Carl.

  • That's funny. I would've liked to see the real Carl call someone a pecker-face! =)

  • lol... Your Sagan would be good... except you put too much Kermit the Frog in it.

  • Dr. Sagan is smiling...wherever he is! Miss you sir.

  • @GreenEyedMusic ummm no he isnt, hes dead...

  • @GreenEyedMusic He isn't smiling anywhere...he's dead. Fake Sagan fan spotted

  • This hunting rifle is made of mmmbillions and mmmbillions of atoms, and you are about to be blown into mmbillions of pieces

  • sagan? sounds more like kermit the frog

  • Kirk is an ass .. we all know this but this vid is hot garbage

  • Two questions; Where were strings on Kirk, that Ray Comfort pulls and why does Carl Sagan sound like Ernie form Sesame Street?

  • lol

  • Sagan is still alive? JESUS IS REAL!

  • lol i thought this was gonna be stupid.

  • Small atoms came together in an explosion... MIND FUUUCK O_O

  • Millions and millions of bullets? Wouldn't the gun be a bit bigger if it had THAT many bullets in it?

  • really good

  • thats so great! you made my day. thx

  • hhahahahaha

  • "It's most dangerous game up in this bitch" ~Sweet!

  • ha to be fair, it doesn;t matter how stupid something is sounding If it proves something (crocaduck) (don't misinterpret, just ask IF you want)

  • we welcome mr. cameron to be a spokesperson for his beliefs. please mr. cameron, just keep accepting interviews...lol

  • Carl is intolerant of the intolerant. mmmmmmmmmmmhypocrite.

  • Your a douche

  • throw a "mr. anderson" in there and you have hugo weaving's agent smith from the matrix.

  • Bahahaha this is awesome

  • A leet amount of people like this clip.

  • 136 belong to Kirk Cameron's cult.

  • Hahaha "I'm coming for you! It's 'Most Dangerous Game' up in this bitch!" love it!

  • I think the best part was the Crockoduck, because Kirk actually tried to use that picture to disprove evolution. EPIC fail!

  • Carl Sagan awaaaaay!

  • Awwww I thought he was gonna like blow his ass up with a supernova. :(

  • I love YouTube !!!

    This shit is funnier than SNL.

    Mmmmmmmbillions and Mmmmmmmbillions of times funnier.

  • Lol, Carl Sagan sounds like Kermit the Frog after grad school.

  • @BigIdeaSeeker Sounds kinda like Bill Cosby to me lool

  • "No because you have spread intolerance for years and have made people dumber on account" LMAOOO

  • "Hi everybody, I'm Kirk Cameron...I'm not a douche."

  • Jesus is made up.

  • the sagan actor sounds just like carl sagan at points and like bill cosby

  • the sagan actor sounds just like carl sagan at points

  • he should have shot Comfort as well. Tooooooo funny.

  • MMmmmilllions and Mmmillions of Bullets.

  • I shouldn't like this...but I do

  • LMFAO! I am dying here man... great googly moogly... AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Great stuff man. I was on the floor after bringing out the gun.

  • I never imagined in my wildest dreams I would ever Carl Sagan say: "I will be back in half the shake of a hooker's titties."

    Also, I would have laughed my ass off if Carl got attacked by a croc-o-duck as he chased Kirk.

  • awesome impression of Sagan. One of the few times I've laughed all day.

  • Haha 3:15 "Billions and Billions of times Kirk."

  • Great Sagan impersonation.

  • @capoman1 It really is

  • Thank you for making this great video.

  • 1:35 LMAO

  • hehehe i approve of this video. "After all, it really is a G.I. Joe puppet show with cheap voices and sets." yeah but the point is loud and clear. also, nice voice-over for carl. he's also my idol. thanks for making!

  • I can't stop laughing. I'm crying for laughing so hard! : D

    I love you Carl Sagan! <3

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  • Why doesn't this have more views?

  • The Sagan voice is hilarious. lol.

  • @lesliekwan80

    he was a Jew

  • Where's the sequel? Carl Sagan vs Ray Comfort?

  • @DirectedbyAsian Ray Cumfart is insulting to gay people... why give Ray such an elevated status?

  • If Kurt Cameron is a true Christian, he will stand there and say go ahead shoot me. I am not denying my God and Savior. Send me home to my Creator.

  • omg, I can't stop laughing. I love the carl sagan impression!!!

  • fundies fail so hard /facepalm

    also, Carl Sagan FTMFW!! <3

  • Haha Nice Impersination of Sagan! 

  • Hilarious!

  • go carl sagan. even thou you are death, you will live in our hearts.

  • carl sounds like kermit the frog, and kirk cameron sounds like fry on futurama

  • hahah very nice

    I love the Carl voice

    almost like the real thing.

  • LOLLOLOLOLOLOOOOLLLl hilarious!

  • Nice Carl Sagan impression, but the video was biased and as a joke, not funny.

  • Crocoduck.... FOREVER-RRRRRR!!!

  • Mmmmmmmbillions and Mmmmmmmbillions of years ago.......lol, I love it.

  • This video made me laugh billions and billions of times!

  • 125 world veiws were shattered by this video

  • It's been so long since I've seen this video, but I'm glad I found it again! It's so funny, you did an excellent job!

  • Sagan was so casual about shooting Kirk -he is not following the proper debating rules and sidestepping my facts so there is only one solution : A DEER RIFLE -funny stuff