Nostalgia Critic - Howard The Duck

[raizr]

This wasn't that good...The critic was surprisingly mild in this one.

[Weegee719]

It's Duck, The bounty Hunter!!!!

[Weegee719]

Wow, this movie is reDUCKulious

Bottoms up Nostalgia Critic

[deathman1021]

why would the duck lady even need tits? that just doesnt make sense

[frostgiant7]

Okay, wtf is with censorship? No boobs or vaginas? For the first couple of years of your life, THAT IS YOUR FOOD SOURCE. And no vaginas? THAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU ARE BORN. Literally!

[Giggity79]

So furries are actually extra dimensional worshipping cultists. Makes sense.

[sorry3333]

@Giggity79 This.

[kruppenstein]

Thank you Critic for ruining Duck Tales theme for me.

[blackdeadtree1]

HADOUKEN!

[blackdeadtree1]

wonder did howard meet any of the other marvel guys?

[MRMOOSE951]

Who likes furries?

[MPSecare]

dude fucking beastiality wtf

[LuvsCats1985]

When this aired on TV (TNT I think), the duck tits, the condom in Howard's wallet, and parts of that job of his were edited out to make it be shown on TV.

[ROADSTERDUDE]

is it just me or does he sound like Caboose fro RVB at 7:13

[zoroark65]

IT'S ON, MUTHADUCKA!

[TheUbberman]

Even more proof George Lucas is bad and stole the script for original SW trilogy.

[kuribayashi84]

On a Sidenote, I have no FUCKING IDEA how Acadamy-Award Winner and famous James Bond-Composer John Barry got involved in this Mess. This is like... his most embarassing Assigment. Yes, even moreso than "Star Crash"! :O

[KashgroundTM]

oh my god this is fucking hilarious lol ima steal that ducktits thing xD

[Ozztastic57]

You were trying to think of a good Joke to explain the duck boobies. BUT NO! THAT FUCKING SONG CREEPED INTO YOUR HEAD!!! And did make a good joke.

[Sexualwendigo]

Furfags galore.

[TitanDragon100]

A sexual, drinking, smoking, crime fighting water fowl. Know I where they came up with duck man

[filmmakerkenny]

11:27 is he from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[HankADT666]

Haha The "Duck Tits WOOHOO" part is a spin off of the Duck tales woohoo thing

[OceanbornAngel]

I just have to say this but since Ducks are not mammalian creatures they should not scientifically possess mammary glands of any kind since they're egg layers.

[MultiAnimeFan98]

8:52 *mouths* What the fuck? xD

[lightcache]

I've heard he has a massive cloaca....

[kaibafangirl6]

Interesting facts: Tim Robins was nominated for a Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor because of this movie. The dark overlord scientist was arrested in 2001 for selling illegal drugs to minors and again in 2003 for the creation and possession of child pornography...that explains SO much!

[coldbirth]

@kaibafangirl6 I didn't know Tim Robbins was involved with child pornography, but I know Jeffrey Jones was tried for the possession and creation of child pornography. This movie is extra creepy now.

[ilovetoparty1]

@kaibafangirl6 the overlord scientist is also the king of Italy in Amadeus, and Tim Robins won an oscar for his role in Mystic River. its ironic that they are both actually good actors

[LweesDaJuggernaut]

Watched this movie at least 3-4 times and I never noticed the duck tits...

Great find sir, great find lol

[SaiyuWolfen]

Talking bout DICK TAILS AWOOHOO

[Ne0MT]

how about THE BAT-CREDITCARD critic?

[TheDeppert]

Am i the only one who thinks that Howard is a little... cute? Sorry, but to me he seems quite cute. Nice duck, but the film... well.

[sladikk]

So...this is a movie about furries?

Or feather...ies?

[4p143m3]

- I never knew Howard the Duck was based off of a comic book. That's interesting to know. I loved this show as a kid. ;) -

[thebigguns97]

LoL ducktits

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

Why the fuck does everyone hate on Jar Jar.

[electricwagster]

If you don't know, then I envy you

[gassi15]

@PAC0SANCHEZ cause he sucks

[ScrubmanLowell]

I love George Lucas, but hate Howard the Duck. And I haven't even seen Howard the Duck!

[orkkilla5589]

Ok NC clone wars was a really good series, in my opinion. And crystal skull was also pretty awesome, despite all the nit picking that assholes do.

[Antichrist2000]

@orkkilla5589 I agree with you.

[MaddieK007]

what was the george lucas movie that was racist?

[gladiussecus]

men, you look like and act like howard from the big bang theory

[TheTitandragon100]

now I know where Arlene Klasky at Klasky Csupo came up with Duckman.

[heathermccamon15]

i dont care what anybody says i love this movie :)

[62Goji]

He is.... Ultra-Quack.

[Killerthewolfdog]

Did a zoophile make this movie?

[Delightbunnie]

Lol @ the black duck. 1:30

[juggernaut136]

pass the duck sauce

[eric1081]

Bring it, mother-ducker!!!

[DrNo0Entertainment1]

Shit like this would scared the shit out me as a child and confused me

[RalphCQ]

I remember seeing the posters for this movie when I was a kid, but never saw it. Thankfully.

[deadlyponiezzzz]

9:55 hes getting the jack danels must be seriously akward

10:05 he has the gun on standby for a escape

10:13 but no he is going for the knife

10:20 BUT THEN GOD SHOWS HIM GRACE BY SENDING THE 3 ANGELS OF MERCY WHO ARE ALSO SCIENTIST.

[PoisonRainVornado]

I'm REALLY tired of people slamming "Crystal Skull", "Clone Wars", and Jar Jar. The first two WERE asked for(BEGGED for in some cases), and Jar Jar... I'm still struggling to understand how Jar Jar is degratory to ethnic groups... Let's whine about Jabba, Chewbacca, and practically every prominent alien in Star Wars while we're at it!

And yes, "Howard the Duck" is definately one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It starts off bad with all the bodily humor and goes downhill from there...

[ThisCakeIsAPie]

The comics are actually good, even if it is for Howard being an asshole. In this movie they made him too nice, I found him way more funny when he was a jerk.

[KalosSkopeo]

I saw this stinker in the theatre, kiddies.

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

DUCK TITS WOOHOO

[Alexiosbutcher]

@mynamemaycontainAtoZ point for bestiality! yay... wait WHAT?!?!

[PaiZuriFAN]

@mynamemaycontainAtoZ horny?



[JohnsonWaynez]

DATS A DUCK MAN!

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

of course hollywood have pshycological damage.

makes absolute perfect sense.

[40Pacino]

Wow, to think Tim Robbins would go on to Shawshank Redemption and Mystic River

[KalosSkopeo]

@40Pacino - ... And the excellent "Bob Roberts"!

[jaguar4u2012]

4:29

she looks like Emily osment

are they Relatives?

[MrKoiking1]

when i was five, if i saw a giant tounge come out of an alien and plug itself into a cigerate lighter, id shit myself. and my parents would at the sight of duck tits and spa sex in a PG MOVIE!!! HARRY POTER IS RATED 12!!!

[dubitataugustinus]

I've heard the comic is good, is that right?

[GymMasterAlex]

@dubitataugustinus It is, actually. Something of a hidden gem, really, especially considering how shit-terrible this movie was.

[duke86fan]

DUCK BOOBS

[phexus82]

Ok, I want to know who the nude female was....

[ndf27ps3]

Hold on. There wasnt just duck tits in this kids movie there was also the couples in the spa having sex! WTF WERE CENSORSHIP SMOKING???

[LawrenceOlaf]

How is Jar Jar Binks downright racist?

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

@LawrenceOlaf he resembles a black slave

[LawrenceOlaf]

@MrDevilsbrood1012 How does a weird fish-horse man resemble a black slave?

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

@LawrenceOlaf well thats not it but for the rest of the awnser to your question please ask the nostalgia critic

[TheLostLenore]

So this KIDS film had BESTIALITY to!? Wow...just...wow...I would of thought that, even in the 80's was more M at the VERY least (since they just kissed and not actually did it) but still...thats a bit TOO much even if you can look past the tits.

[TheLostLenore]

The thing is, not only was it duck tits it LOOKED like that duck was MASTURBATING! XD

[Johnjwalt]

For all that, it was a fun movie movie. Especially after a few beers.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

THAT'S A DUCK

THAT'S A DUCK MAN

[missdeathknight13579]

8:50 I laughed so hard at the stupidity of... whatever the hell that was.

[funkymonkeysofdoom]

DUCK TITS! WOO HOO! lol

[wakablam]

isn't that woman marty's mom from back to the future?

[The3ninjakids]

@wakablam Yes! She Had Sex with Howard and That's How we Got Dave, Marty's Older Brother who worked at Burger King, but when Marty goes back to 1985, he's a Business Man

[shadowlink793]

@The3ninjakids of course.

[The3ninjakids]

@shadowlink793 then, She Left Howard because Howard kept going to the Lady's House and Gazing at her DUCKTITS!

[prelynmax]

@wakablam Yes. Yes she is, young man. She is the same actress that later on will play Back to the Future in '85. Good eye.

[twilightwindwaker]

I mean EWWW! Was there really that many duck phrases? I like how that scientist speaks in a duck voice. Kill me now 10:15. OH THANK GOD! What was that? Does this mean the duck's not going home? Something that could possibly make this film go on even longer? Yeah sure. WAHAHAHAHA! My god he's transformed into Cobra Commander! Why are you kidnapping her anyway? Errrnyehhh. Yeah that's what I thought. Oh good he's possessed. Does that mean we can kill him?

[twilightwindwaker]

For some reason I kind of liked this movie even though it's supposed to be really bad. Maybe I was laughing at how stupid it is. Howard looks like Donald. Yeah sounds like a blockbuster to me too. You know a kids movie! Oh my god. It can't be. That cannot be real that cannot be real (Isn't that inappropriate on Youtube?)! ♪♫DuckTits woohoo♪♫! What creepy pervert thought that up? Actually Airplane is also rated PG but you can clearly see a lady's breasts and it's close up too :3.

[FlashJordan94]

@twilightwindwaker I actually really love this movie. In fact I was watching it a couple days ago on netflix. The first time I watched it, like 7 years ago, I thought it was totally weird and kinda retarded, but now I love and might watch it again later this week.

[thecrimsonpool]

my god!!.....he's transformed into cobra commander!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

[RealCoreySharpe]

I came for the duck tits

[12yellowcab]

SSSSSSSSSSSSMOOOOOOG INSSSSSSPECTION  HAHUHAUHA

[Earthsage19]

lmfao What the fuck is wrong with George Lucas?!

[ImSpidey2]

Look at 1:55.

I tricked ya! Ha ha ha ha! XD

[charlesvan13]

It would have actually been funny if Howard landed on a Chines restaurant.

[charlesvan13]

Lucas obviously doesn't know anything about biology.

Only mamals, not birds, have tits!!!

[crypter27]

@charlesvan13 Thats true,it didn't make sense to me either!

[MrKoiking1]

@charlesvan13 and the fact that howard didn't explode and freze in the vacuum and space

[klingingmadness07]

i started to fap when i saw dem duck tits whoohoo

[GoongalaGoongala]

The Nostalgia Critic reminds me of a sloppy Monkey fart for some reason.

[astrangeone]

Lol. Okay, Howard the Duck was supposed to be racy. But it's silly.

[Verrgil1314]

1:56

...is she masturbating?

[RGDcommentnode]

Duck tits! Whoo-Hoo!

[The3ninjakids]

8:50 Sexy and I Know it! HAHAHAHA!

[rad4life1]

I liked Howard The Duck, it was a significant part of my childhood! Though I must admit, seeing it again as an adult, makes me question what the hell I was thinking!

[blue3616]

NC's right, can't beat ducktits (woohoo!)

[smashdude64]

@Devilsnightforlife 4th Movie

[alucardian101]

duck tits was also masturbating if you actually look (AT THE ARM)!!!! don't get any sick ideas its just... LOOK AT IT!

[EpicDubTime23]

worst movie ever

[francisraud]

Thank god they had an untested secret pistol-size death star hidden nearby or else we would have been overrun by psycotic lobsters.. Hahahaha Duck tits!

Bottom line, I love this film

[AndyTheMiserableRoo]

The Harryhausen vomit was the best thing about this turd.

[Devilsnightforlife]

Wait, does NG hate the indiana jones series? Or is he only talking about the 4th movie.

[Chocmarywarren]

it would have been funnier (or maybe just cheesier) if they had the female bathing duck with a rubber human in the bathtub!

[CylonDorado]

They probably didn't think it was going to get PG when they made it.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

8:50-56. Exactly.

[emilypolizzi]

Actually, it could be worse. It could be Good Burger.

[Theriot6592]

This was never meant to be a kid's movie

[Mustanich]

I liked this movie as a kid but now it just seems just so stupid.....

[guendoloena1]

I liked Howard

[OilyTower]

08:53 What the fuck? >:O

[696Ghost696]

1:53 - Tam-TAM-TAAAAAAAM...

Oh...I just get a mental trauma.

[TheMrflipnote]

Oh yeah and that chick is totally doing duckface!

[TheMrflipnote]

I just realized something the comics is an incomprehensible, random and adult adventure which is exactly what this movie is dark,fucked up and weird, but with a duck to make things even more random. So it sticks to source material well, considering the source.

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

I'd fuck beverly so hard, like in her ass and vagina and between the boobies

[vektar]

I was about 4 or 5 when this came out and loved it back then.

[EygpTiaNMagiCiaN]

Duck tits.

[74pbg]

9:19 A guy like you! ✋

[yassin0808]

THAT'S A DUCK MAAN!!!

[leegeddyfan]

Ed Rooney was one of the fuckin scientist ?! he must've lost his job as a principal chasing Ferris Bueller

[Convenientsalmon]

Talkin' bout duck tits. Woohoo

[ilikesmosh1000]

duck tits whoohoo

[sgthurk]

DUCK TITS!!!!!!!!!!! WHOHOH

[ikuyo1comic4man]

Ii remember this and the sex scene (ooh god no)

[boeingnz]

I feel this film is like Back to the Future parady.

The duck is shot and the mom is the movie.

[steelflame6]

DUCK HUNT! calling all red necks

[FarfetchdForDinner]

Oh fuck, the Nostalgia Critic was so much funnier back then. My face doesn't ever hurt from laughing with more recent episodes.

[frivilouscakes]

damnit! I'd forgotten about the duck tits until the end!

[okamichamploo]

I actually remember liking this movie (I was only like 10), but strangely I didn`t remember the duck tits. Must`ve been a repressed memory that you have now brought back into the horrible light.

I blame you for the lack of sleep that shall surely define the rest of my life

[Tarkess]

DAT'S A DUCK, MAN

[RichterTheEternal]

Someone back then actually thought a lesser known comedic Marvel superhero would be the next big thing in superhero movies. Sheesh! This movie just screams sequels, too.

[hybridwolf55]

this movie is just screaming beastiality isn't it

[darknessdealer115]

Duck tits OWOOHOO

[Gackt4awesome]

10:33 is one of the scientists SKIPPING away from the explosion?!?!?!

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

poor jar jar binks he really does suck

[nathrobskel]

THE HUMAN WORLD OF THE 80's

[umbreon666]

take a shot every time the word duck comes up

[umbreon666]

tea quack do duck fu

[EgaoKage]

12:26 "This ones for you, cracker" ...Imagine if he were a black duck, like Daffy.

[ShadowWolfRising]

he has a point, how DID this get away with only a PG rating?

did they just look a the name and go

"G"

"wait, its live action, batter make it PG"

"shouldn't we watch it first?"

"fuck no"

[bcoz7264]

It should be rated R

[Squashylemon]

@ShadowWolfRising depends on the time period, the 80's still had the same rating as the 50's where pg covered all adult ratings

[The3ninjakids]

@ShadowWolfRising hahahahahahaha! Batter! I'm not saying to Correct it

[ShadowWolfRising]

whats really hilarious about Howard the Duck.............is that he exists in the same universe as Captain America, Blade, Ghost Rider, X-Men, and Spiderman,

[ZombieApocalypse69]

i love this movie no mater what ppl say

[hattrickster33]

Stolen from DuckTales...

[justanotherguyonutub]

I want to get the duck tits song on my i-pod. 

[Reach008]

They could make a drinking game out of this movie, take a shot everytime theres a joke about ducks

[Artproductions2010]

PG does mean Parental Guidance.

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

george lucas most worst movie ever you decide

[hattrickster33]

@MrDevilsbrood1012 He might have been experimenting at the time...and I don't mean with different genres.

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

@hattrickster33 do you mean drugs by any chance cause if so ..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAhahahhahahahahah

[hattrickster33]

@MrDevilsbrood1012 Yea lol

[ssonic116]

HADOKEN!

[valermos08]

Duck Tits a woo ooo

[Starfall1979]

I've been watching this movie since i was a kid, this is possibly why i'm such a perverted and twisted monster now... but i digress, I still love to watch this movie even though its very cheestastic! And this review was also very entertaining! Thank you Nostalgia Critic!

[MCCrleone354]

That alien/scientist guy is the duke from Amadeus! The critic's 2nd favorite movie of all time! Um... I think that guy is now a registered sex offender...

[crudenightmare]

i may love this movie,but love this vid,your halarious

[MrAmericanidiot1995]

1:55 MY GOD George why?!?