Hall Of Meat: Matt Schlager

[krookedstudios]

Who does he ride for

[icecreamycakietreat1]

i wuld have laughed so fuckin hard if he dropped the camera all worried about him but the camera shows him haulin ass at the ice cream truck

[MonstahGP]

0:44 is it me or does it look like his nose got ripped off

[MyLifeRSC]

What you get for being a fat fuck

[gshockfolife]

i love how neither of them care for the first like 10 seconds

[SkatersBlog9]

What's with the ice cream truck?

[Kidz420]

Live*

[Kidz420]

First thing to go wrong here was the bush, second was you didn't lock it worth shit.... Dude practice on some normal sized obstacles before going Gnar, or you might not life to ask that question again...

[sickasfuckingsin]

@Kidz420 i thinks this dudes pretty commited to the 100% balls 0% skill approach. fuck me its funny though.

[skaterkid318]

nahh im good another try

[AINTSKETCHY]

Gettin Schlagered!!

[bravenuggethead]

'''Want me to call, Like, 911?''

Nah dude, It's fine, my nose is just flat in my face. All g.

[bnz500]

@bravenuggethead I GUNA SUBZ TO U COS I HAB NO SPEKAZ AND U KAN TEL MI WAT HAPIN IN DA VIDAOS.. U R COOL GUY I LOVE U KOOL DUED. U 4 PRESIDENT..!! GENIOZ!!! AMAZZIN BRO.

[viktoriochannel]

schlager is butcher in dutch

[MKDproductions15]

laying there bleeding like fuck, call 911? nahhhh

[kevbaka]

camera men are so helpful...

[lostsheep870]

SCHLAGER !!!!!!!!!!

[sombra19967]

0:21 Mr one ice cream xD

[bumbar144]

ICE CREAM MAN WINNN

[Jweaves15]

shit, he slammed right into the google add

[MKDproductions15]

@Jweaves15 lol

[TheMattieIce]

this kid should wear a football helmet after all the schlagers he's done

[cupcake3mo]

he cleared the set xD

[freshANDhesh]

look up some vids of him skating.. he actually rips hard.. and he's a big boy.

[beanieman91]

They shoulda bought some ice cream so they could snack while they waited for a ambulance

[masteratfootball56]

give this kid a bj.. id never take a fall like that!

[soapM141]

I could watch this all day

[skazzydiih]

OOw Shitt'

[22mrspeedemon]

what went wrong?? your face hit the ground thats what!!!

[sk8er4life261]

I used to make stupid jokes, then I took asphalt to the face.

[lego97lego]

Lol the ice cream truck comes and not 911 wat assholes

[classypassion666]

he goes for it fersure....but homie is a WIDE LOAD! he should stick to 6 stair rails

[JEArudeBwoi]

cool ad, you can pop up right whent the slow-mo starts, no biggy t(-_-t)

[slipknotfan20101]

Damn

[pbsplanbsk8er1234]

Now I want ice cream

[fluffdude100]

this fool is used to it already hahaha

[fillmorelabrat]

haha he eats shit super hard then laughs about it like its nothing

[lamBETTERthanY0U]

THAT GUY IS A FUKIN DUMBASS. HE SKATES ALLRIGHT BUT SHIT HES GONNA FUCKIN KILL HIMSELF

[ERIK12swagzz]

Ice creammmmm!!!!!

[INOHA777]

dang. the ice cream truck music is the last thing youd wanna hear after a bail like that

[BroSkateMazatlan]

nose slide

[4wheelsornowheels]

what rent rong!?

[MeHtalGuitar]

this guy is a king

[MahNameIsBetta]

LMAO ice cream truck :)

[guata96]

He got SCHLAGERED!!!

[jjxxx14]

nigga is a boss for just being like "nah, im good"

[LevicMix]

Like his other video, "That was soooooo tight!"

Hahaha

[Copsarepoop]

taking it like a man

[ddjohbb]

where is is nnose ???

[RECKLESSinWA]

Haaaaahaaaaa I love the timing on the ice cream truck

[TehN3SQWIK]

it would of been hilarious if the camera man just ran after the ice cream truck

[enjoiskate311]

who wants ice cream

[jhonattan1998]

seeing bails like this always makes me think about quiting skateboarding

[1rralphh1]

i love how the ice cream truck music in the background totally juxtapositions this gnarly situation

[Tylereatsanimals]

this dude eats it more then a fat kid eats cake.. in a good way

[beyondthelol]

he just stands there filming it

[Satchel520]

WTF?! face covered in blood and he's fine?! 

[Langtry613]

THIS DUDES ONE TUFF MO FO!

[JesTgOtMaDe]

LoL @ice cream truck

[iskatemongo88]

r u ice cream trucking me right now

[mtndewdrpepper]

it was the mariners jersey.. bad juju

[FallenFan88]

i used to skateboard, then i took a concrete to the face.

[RodgauMessenger]

....the result was Voldemord...

[chrisgsauce]

Holy hell what a fall. He hit SO hard. big speed, big height, big cut on the forehead later..

[vslexc3l]

Dude's a fucking champ

[venyabest]

Fallen no good for rail....

[CAMP8E11]

this guy is always fucking himself, its not new

[giannetto1000]

You may call the 911 or what?

Naaaah.

[LeonDGM]

he's a fucking tank

[longded]

Knarly! ;s

[SaBotAGKruXset42o]

that was like face into the ground.

[SaBotAGKruXset42o]

Today i have learned ALWAYS WAX THE SHIT OUT OF RAILS FOR SMITH GRINDS!!!!

[jeremyshambles]

this seems very familiar.... this bloke is tough as a rhino

[swtrc87]

Hahaha I like how the ice cream truck came Rollin by as he is bleeding his face off

[mistamista2]

Dude tried to ollie a 13 flat 13 in the rain. Schlager's the buckest!!!

[DirtyGhettoBirds]

@mistamista2 is it on youtube

[mistamista2]

@DirtyGhettoBirds Yup look up "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13"

[sksmscjswodb]

GET SCHLAGERED!!!!

[crachy21]

i wanna see this dude make something

[sk8basskill]

that was so gnarly

[caseyn4573]

That was a true hall of meat!! Dude looked like he just got his red wings Haha!!!

[dapongpong356]

Face meets ground

[TheBongJovi]

Not limber very heavy bad combo

[IMSITTINGONACHAIR]

lol the double 13 guy

[micfin109]

WHAT WENT WRONG?!???!!! hahahaha

[bam802011]

was he trying a 50-50 or a smith

[VonBoards]

Did he die?

[VonBoards]

First

[SkateFlorida]

both get mad baller points, handled that situation and face wound like champs

[gnarlaxsk8]

his nose?

[FortuneSkateTeam]

SHLAG!!!

[BrandonShartzer]

whos actually seen the original?

[rainbowtrout81]

@DaWhiteBoySk8 Who watches that?

[fundingfun]

who saw this on thillusions channel before dyrdek stole it?

[rush2795]

That's what ya call getting schlagered!!

[poopeyzi]

local legend!

[VeganSkaterDood]

Lets see that camera dude attempt that, what a bitch.

[SlugMenace]

@VeganSkaterDood what?

[SkiGuy1996]

@VeganSkaterDood what the fuck are you talking about

[VeganSkaterDood]

@SkiGuy1996

The dude filming was being a bastard. Who laughs at someone when they destroy their face? Should be concerned and offer help not just uhhhh shit dude hahaha. Nah thats some fag shit.

[SkateFlorida]

@VeganSkaterDood shut the fuck up you senstive fuck

[VeganSkaterDood]

@SkateFlorida

ahaha another fucking youtube drone with no videos. Die slow

[SkateFlorida]

@VeganSkaterDood So the fact that your channel has 22 mad shitty quality videos and 19 subscribers, you all of a sudden gain some type of insight? You're a dipshit, and no matter how much you want to argue it your videos suck

[VeganSkaterDood]

@SkateFlorida

22 shitty videos beats 0 videos any day of the week I'm pretty sure.

[SkateFlorida]

@VeganSkaterDood First off I'm glad you can admit your videos suck ass, Secondly being a human being with a valid opinion has nothing to do with how many videos you have on your channel, keep that in mind dipshit

[Keeeeeeith]

@VeganSkaterDood What do you mean some fag shit? Both of those dudes are really close friends of mine, and if you knew Matt you'd know that he doesn't give a flying fuck when he eats shit. Stop assuming, vegan faggot.

[VeganSkaterDood]

@Keeeeeeith

haha I'm vegan and by the looks of your videos i can skate better than you.

[falleinloveshoes7]

@VeganSkaterDood You're a fucking kook if you care if you're better than someone at skateboarding.Go play some football.

[Keeeeeeith]

@VeganSkaterDood There are no videos of me skating on my channel, vegan fag.

[easkateripper]

it looks like his eyebrows shaved off

[godgavethesnow6893]

schlager!

[fsk8r3]

dudes a fucking machine.

[ktnsk8er]

I wonder what he was thinking after he hit his face and heard that music...

[theravagepirate]

to the face to the face

[333iskateallday]

What rent wrong?! Hahaha

[CucciMan100]

yo he has a wwaaay worse one than this check this out

watch?v=xe3go8jT9tI

[EliGetsChicks]

BAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Ice cream trucks are so so funny!

[DanielGrozier]

my hats off to that dude,he copt it sweet and didn't whinge like the bitch he aint .impressive

[chrismanify]

Is it me or is the camera man always the dickhead that stands there and laughs at the person in pain.

[shariganskater]

Goddamn

[BryceTouchstone]

thats the guy who got broke trying the 13 flat 13

[nerfbasketball23]

I think I know what went wrong your hair wasn't aerodynamic.

[squlan]

Love the ice cream truck

[perdycool90]

i know i guy who knows this guy. thats right im better than you.... kinda

[somebadasslol]

Random ice cream truck in the back

[Dnni9293]

pork chop goes hard!

[Mikevasquez666]

Fuck!!!!!,.....my face feels numb like i felt it too!!!

[beastbrad1]

"hey dude u want any ice cream? i'm buyin"

[theknifekid]

and this is why i dont skate anymore

[WESTCOASTBOARDS12]

watta beast ... holy shit

[PA13L0]

fuck that shit scared me

[homossaywhat]

the ice cream truck in the background makes this video.

[TMLorfing]

@homossaywhat at least he could get some ice cream

[eliteskater08]

QUICK! CATCH THAT ICE CREAM TRUCK!

[Happyful96]

The filmer didn't even help him!

[degameth23]

The ice cream music... hahaha

[MrRainbowCOREXXX]

the filmer is such a faggot

[TheHyperDonutsVideos]

@MrRainbowCOREXXX how can a flimer be a bundle of sticks?

[lucask111]

"arrrgggghhh what went wrong??" lol

[masterj521]

hey want some ice cream?:)

[NivekYasmar]

check out his 13 flat 13 ollie

[THECLEANKINGS]

@NivekYasmar Link please

[NivekYasmar]

@THECLEANKINGS /watch?v=xe3go8jT9tI

[surfskateridesnow]

filmer: "want me to call 911?"

matt: "nah"

filmer: "you good?"

matt: "yeah"

fucking funny

[Sk8rkoby]

ouch.

[monkeypuncher31]

who saw this before Rob Dyrdek

[froskate]

What went wrong is that you shouldnt try 50-50 on a freaking round rail. Of course the trucks will slide off.

[smellyniggy]

this fuckin guy! He needs a fanbase

[ilkepiebecause]

Anybody else remember this from ridicoulesness?

[Ogeesman]

Thumbs up if the illusion showed this to you a while ago!!!

[omrlpz]

Good hall of meat

[FuckItSkateboarding]

the jack black of skateboarding

[Keegalo]

fuck ya schlager!!!

[MrFordfact]

want me to call the 911 or what? naw.. your good? yea..

[andydaskater]

dam his face got mucked up :O

[LocalGProductions]

LOL, the fuckin ice cream truck

[DaWhiteBoySk8]

Who else first saw this on Rob Dyrdek's Ridiculousness on MTV? :D

[cityatwar]

@DaWhiteBoySk8 That show's fucking terrible.

[salsberry12]

"dude oh my god want me to call 911?"hmm nahhhh

[agaertner4]

Ice cream!!!! Oh, dude, that looked like it sucked. You want a band-aid?

[lal5555f]

i didnt you spoiled it ^

[253joshskates]

do you want me to call the 911? a true power slammer.

[ZachZackBros]

what went wrong was you werent wearing a helmet like all skateboarders nowadays

[DJspin88988]

@ZachZackBros Well he hit his face mainly. Helmets say they don't protect what they don't cover. I don't really see how much the helmet would have helped him.

[ZachZackBros]

@DJspin88988 yeah but it wouldve given him the brains to be smart enough to do it right because of all the other slams of his

[DJspin88988]

@ZachZackBros Yeah I see where you're coming from.

[HABITMEDIA]

holy shit...



[TheRickity]

"faaahhk what went wronggg??!! hahahahahahha



[ronshow100]

i thought this video was old

[314gbaby]

"oh no camera guy, im fine, i just slammed to the ground and not moving, no no its fine just keep filming me dying on the curb"

[danielpb10]

stupid ad interrupted his bail!!!

[extremebordum]

brutal

[DirtyLilWoodPusher]

This guy is a monster!

[TriggaPleasure]

man wtf was the filmer doing he was just standing there in shock, i wouldve been freaking out!

[You253Hooliganzz]

Ive seen this guy skate in real life hes gnarly.Hes from Washington. My homie filmed it when i saw the footy on the vx it was so crazy.

[animalchin101]

fucking slaaam