KNEECAM No.1 - the original Technoviking tape from 2000

[minolo332]

Technoviking is only one person who can kill Chuck Norris.

[sghost258]

i'm pretty sure i baught an axe from this guy in skyrim O_o

[milleniumorder]

the coolest man on earth

[flyassasin1]

maybe if someone serves me bottled water upside down.....

[cerealkillaboost]

That dude doesn't deserve an arrow to the knee........... He deserves a vagina to the penis!

[zwabTheRealOne]

*turns annotations off*

Problem solved.

[Tr3buchetK1ng]

Irl, he's on guard duty

[mrpancaek]

Epic sax

[patriciasmckinney522]

Cool!

[DerPatl]

0:51 "son what are u doing here? its an hardcore party! go back to ur mom!" 0:56 "NOW! im getting evil!"

[pp140296]

GAY

[JustWarcraft]

For a moment I thought that guy handed TechnoViking Beef Jerky.

[chrizzo006]

DOVIKING



[Pengkerego]

Tracklist:?

[jtbullfitghter]

Channing tatums arch rival

[2Girls1Rossen]

Aha. Arrow to the knee. This video title explains it all...

[11moleman]

whats the point.. can just turn off annotations ?? :D

[naughtygrant]

When Techno Viking points, women get pregnant. You all just witnessed how Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer came to be...

[drumherum]

you know you can just turn the annotations off and watch the video?? fail

[Jaffa13666]

fuckin hate techno with a passion

but this dude is fuckin brutal

[crazyjoecola]

now go back to the ute my bitch,water bitch ha. only prob with this is hes to paro to relax an close his eyes an enjoy it,just another tossa lookin round to see whos looking at him with no shirt on hahaha more ass meat please water boy lol

[TonyOnlyandFriends]

where is this?

[DW5115]

@TonyOnlyandFriends In the land of skyrim.

[hehefromhere]

Vikings #1 

[jimmysalma]

thats epic



[MMORPG93]

he's fucking bonkers he is man

[Ujigum]

FUS RO DAH

[dothack2]

techdovahkiin?

[mikemichaelormikee]

i dont know why, but there is something very off about his abs

[fmalphons]

you only get one change with techno viking...

than he fucks you up.

[DudeNumberTen]

Hey huanson

[jordycurtis96]

I made techno Viking my gamertag on Xbox live. Well "zTechno Viking". Some other fucker had the original

[mrwiggles352]

*turns annotations off*

[gaimaz]

Damnit! There's already Skyrim comments here!

[RazorsEdge9K]

He's a true Nord.

[Ramizello]

2:45 The guy is 100% on skooma.

[lucaforner13]

techno viking doesnt need matching socks!

[roflstickfigures]

Video stopped by annotations?

*Clicks the turn off annotations button*

Annotations, what annotations?

[PerishEvil47]

That is the coolest german guy ever.

[Cbizz4Shiz]

IT's OVER 9000!!!!!

[Zewaplus]

This Video Just Made My Life... -3

[Mastafredi]

brave germans...

[missrococo94]

Technoviking has his own water dealer.

[MrEderRed]

I'd hang out with that guy.

[BlueKazuki]

Westside Story techoviking style

[Cerberus1030]

TECHNOVIKING gives no shits about your red piece of paper!

[steel9276]

ive never heard of this dragon shout before

[mistaflake]

WHEN I'M BORED

[mistaflake]

PURE NORD

[mattpulham]

i did techno viking vs epic sax guy video

[PwnedBro6]

That Nord was going H.A.M

[DarkHuricanex]

Try the new water drink DANCE you will literally dance like a techno viking....

see this citizen he was once a traffic conductor. after DANCE he is now TECHNO VIKING

DANCE starting mini rave marches led by techno vikings and telling random shovers to get out or they will drop Thors hammer on them

[420loverism]

could it be LSD in his bottle of water? o_O

[mistaflake]

@420loverism Just some Skooma.

[Xilstealth]

00:38 "oops i somehow shoved into you and now im gonna wal-....

00:43 "Hey asshole, get the fuck out of here, now"

1:17 "I saw what you did which was brave, here's a water bottle and 1UP"

1:29 "Thanks man that was deliciously rehydrating, keep it real bro"

1:58 "Dude your dance skills are unreal, I'll never be man enough as you. Here's a chocolate bar bro"

2:16 "Alright everyone standbye for awesomeness"

2:51 Some asshole shaking his head

3:15 Shit is about to get real boys

[Xilstealth]

"The annotations will stay here until the legal issues are resolved"...yeeh and I'm the president of the world...(clicks the big "X" at corner)

[qboar16]

*turns off anotations* problem? *trollface*

[NapalmSMELLER]

Hey! It's Mattias Nilsson from Mercenaries 2.

[Agentkip1]

In their tongue, it's Dovahkiin... Technoborn!

[Galkzo]

Just take annotatians off.

[Demonakinale]

Some say he still dances today...

[Lmaada]

Still one of the best here on youtube... Keep on laughing for years now!

[TheOmniSoldier]

His titie bounce more than girlfriends.....

[bumbay18]

Thor IS real!

[MrOrebore]

Who tha hell is this guy? he's awesome

[JimTheStripper]

czemu ten film nie jest jeszcze nasz ?

[KillMeSiSi]

@JimTheStripper no właśnie, tu Polska, przejmujemy to.

[dr1345]

All right Techno Viking, back to a Zoo.

[74seva]

smart move buddy, piss off techno Viking and you'll get your ass looted plundered

[Xzibit1256]

the guy is a legend :D

[FatFuckGaming]

his pecs have a mind of their own!

[iMerk93]

Keith Jardine!?

[Stonerr2k11]

@iMerk93 thats exactly what i was thinkin man

[jizzybray]

2:08 love the tune!! propper old skool hardcore.. boom boom

[WhiteHawk460]

2:06 teh fuck is this paper?

...

*notices new song and dope beat*

...

Commence dancing

[whONeEDZNaDeZ]

What...I don't even...

[Seannyskillz]

best video on the internet

[ossicalifornia]

Nach den Jahren is die mukke noch immer genial xD

[Nass878787]

Techno viking plays at black ops with his finger only

[ThePoorShogun]

@Nass878787

because it requires no skill

[livardo]

Take the fuckking annotations off already you fucko.

[Babr900]

does anyone know what 'black wife-beater' was doing at 0:36?

[Ramizello]

Dovahkiin!

[Biebigbum]

Dovahkiin i swear



[fabbeboii]

@Biebigbum The "annotation off" button is FUS RO DAH!

[ElderScrollsFTWFTW]

DOVAHKIIN!

[kovelvis]

are you sure that was water he gave him :) just saying...

[dansci03]

For the NOOOOOORRRDS, Doof Doof Doof Doof

[SultanNify]

birader sen bi gelsene şöyle

[fmpanic000]

i used to be like techno viking until i took a shaver to the face.

[XxTheDifferencexX]

his body is dancing, but his face says "come at me bro"

[jordycurtis96]

I love this guy so much

I spent money to change my name on xbox live to zTechno Viking

[MrMoozic]

This guy is having fun, but his face definetly doesn't

[noobface123]

the random guy handing the waterbottle to him upside down makes me laugh everytime...

[sonicusr]

i don't know what the fuck is going on

but i like it...

[Kranpl]

Olaf with Shift + 3

[bladeface100]

Dancing Skill Increased To 100

[xdqrants]

He cant be German, he threw rubbish to the ground. That is not in ordnung.

[sebaswildboy]

I want to big as this dude

[BlueBetaPro]

He is not even north, he is just a german.

[mooman62]

the ultimate Nord

[stevenmcl1]

I love that little button on the video that says, "hide annotations".

[lynndabomb]

Oh...I love the beggining..I'm drunk or something, MOVE! Techno viking just grabs him and is like...Nope. <3

[LaLobita27]

240p..... We meet again.

[BillChelios]

There no such things as dragons.... Techno Viking disliked them....

[gamecatcher99]

Then i took an arrow to the Kneecam.

[Want3dB]

OLAF

[theledgendaryzombie]

DOVAHKIIN!!

DRAGONBORN!

[BjornTooth]

When techno viking puts his finger up, it is always pointed directly to Hel.

[MrInfinite09]

OOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF!!!!!!!!!

[MrAlz77]

Techno Viking can chop trees down with a flacid penis;)

[13Yeared]

IT'S MATTIAS NILSSON.

[GrimmmeFan]

Boss.

[YantraGb]

the name of song 2:08 ??

[111Xumi111]

arrow IN the knee :(



[YoungGroupUltras]

This man is Chuck Norris Nemesis...

[iPlayGameplay]

Is one they fear ... Dovahkiin ... Dragon Born , Fus - Roh - Da

[ElectronicStuff4Free]

LOL no one tries to pickpocket Techno Vikings minions.

[RAZZ1496]

i used to be a techno viking until i took an arrow to the knee

[fireman1521]

Poor Keith will go back to the streets to dance and fight bums/cans.

[Meelodin]

KEITH JARDINE

[Xmaggot93X]

I like how the poster of this video is actually stupid enough to think that annotations stop the video. They don't. They can be turned off in like four different ways.

Locate the bottom tab of the video. See where it says "Normal" and "360p"? Click the little red thing in between them.

[buurscha]

@Xmaggot93X I guess he is pretty much aware of that ... After all, he's apparently not the one who wants to keep you from watching the video ...

[iCue713]

Dovahkin!!



[chazzazr]

I used to be a bird watcher like you, but then I took a sparrow in the knee

[Finnishbones]

my skyrim character

[Pintassilgo12]

Why s a viking helping Ramona Flowers escape from the clutches of an evil Ray Romano?

[thephoenixisright]

@Pintassilgo12 I thought she was Thing 1 or Thing 2, but Ramona Flowers works.

[thelaughingman1369]

Skyrim announcement trailer.

[fragles35]

look like a unknown boss from Mortal Kombat

[44Tloc]

anton666pieter du PISSER wo bist du?!!?

[Delivery468213]

Wow, he's a good dancer

[BechTalent]

FUS RO DAH

[TheBlackCamell]

I used to dance like that, but then I took a cam to the knee.

[marciii411]

HELL YA MAKES ME WANNA DANCE TOO

[Herpy1000]

Blocked by annotations? *Turns annotations off* There we go ^_^

[RIZZFTW]

@Herpy1000 LOL easy right?

[nevolimmamu13]

Normal day in Russia

[LuckyPunch26]

Wer ist das ???? Eine linke und dann ne rechte cross geschlagen auf die schublade und er fahrt aufm Boden .... Drogenopfer !!!

[Darkloss420]

Blue and Red socks, haha nice ..!

[0brinx0]

"Techno viking, do you slam it?" -Slamuel Jackson

[Convenientsalmon]

This guy is boss.

[PuffyMoustache]

@Ol0fsson its a function next to the turn off annotations part

[Staudten]

FUS RO DA!

[DreNLS]

01:31 awesome

[shiggeru]

2:43 It's Technohead guy! I wanna be a hippy and i want to get stoned! /watch?v=4wSr7h_pjxs&list=FLD4­ZSsOfCZ_ndu05SzfIHaw&index=13&­feature=plpp_video

[mrco74]

is this real life?

[PuffyMoustache]

1/2 speed = epic .

[287luckystar]

@PuffyMoustache Ikr

[Ol0fsson]

@PuffyMoustache How do you make it play in half the speed?

[DJXONE23]

that bloke in the black top looked like he was E'n out his head haha

[Qmax94]

Chuck norris best rave friend!

[fastlap48]

International man of mystery

[pizzagutten1997]

nice servant

[TheGrassyBatter2]

i'll turn off your stupid annotation.

[thephoenixisright]

No one made a comment about taking an arrow to the kneecam?

[EchoCA2011]

@thephoenixisright Hahahaha, Suprisingly.

[jkats14]

@thephoenixisright go away you aren't funny

[gabranth13]

@thephoenixisright lol that's a good one!



[XJustSomeCoolDudeX]

@thephoenixisright

I used to read dumb stupid overused comments about an arrow to the knee until i saw your comment!!

then i put an arrow to the kneecam

[HumanNuke]

FUS RO DANCE

[ozilevin200]

Evybody around him mostly are wearing pants and jackets. I would be suprised if Techno Viking is a Nord...

[theultimaverba]

I cannot stop to watch his dancing boobs O-o

[mizurame2]

Once I was an arrow like you, then I took a technoviking to the knee!

[mrco74]

>acid

[ThePAman3000]

Die alte mit den Grünen haaren

[Tom5179]

Now thats a world leader

[DannyDannsg]

Hide annotations.

[dannyferrary666]

badass

[aliensssomggg]

i dont fucking get it

[faceofdead]

i used to dance like this, but then i took an arror to the knee...

[mrco74]

@faceofdead DIE PLEASE, tasteless and over used gay joke from shit game

[TheBastard97]

@mrco74 The game itself isn't bad, but I agree, the joke must DIE!

[Stitchmaniac2]

lol annotation tried to stop me, THATS FUNNY BRO XD

[guiltyhalo]

FUS RO DANCE!

[agip07]

I like the part RIGHT before he breaks out dancing, he's like, yea, Im about to turn this muthafucka OUT!!!!!

[DeLange12]

>-------[Knee}------->

[RyonsVids]

dont listen to that stupid annotation.

if you want to watch the video, disable the annotations. its 1st button on the bottom right.