Purple Onion: Patton Oswalt - Halloween

[ourtube454]

i wouldn't switch places with dane cook. i may not have as much going on as him, but at least i'm not dane cook

[zyzor]

Dane cook is successful but the way in which he has achieved his success is not admirable.

[nexusparanoia]

Everyone likes to bring up Dane Cook as a way of saying, "I'm better than him because I like other Comedy," when really, if given the chance, they'd switch places with him instantly.

[CandyColors193]

37 people are goat mutants

[9juju6]

1:00

LMAO

[stfwho]

She deserved to sound like a goat mutant for being a heckler. I think either this series was made to either torture stand up comedians with audiences that don't know what they're watching , or the audiences were way too small

[Xather15]

Patton Oswalt is a true genius!

[communistjesus]

He is awesome.. Especially, his character on the king of queens..

[theungreatkahli]

"Please let me off the hook. Hahaha he's raping children." LOL!! Wow.

[swingdocta]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

[zofspade]

That audience sucked more balls than a catholic priest.

[Kslayer9]

Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement!

[austin777136]

@Kslayer9 You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry

[BrandonToddCarr]

Heard that chloroform joke before.

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

cmon people HALLOWEEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY!! STOP DRESSING UP YOUR KIDS LIKE PUPPIES AND KITTENS!

[tommydafrog]

Does this mean Patton Oswalt got a rat chef up his tube?

[oneiros666]

So.fucking.funny.

[Dltn97]

your walking the night in my skin

[flippinfl00b]

lol goat mutant

[29mysticwarrior]

dane cooks not that bad it's just patton is 500 times funnier

[BrianDComedy]

He's good. Any comedian who makes it busted his ass to get where he is. Relax on the comparison B.S.

[thepsychicpebble]

"Take you down to my naked puzzle room."

I fucking laughed so hard.

[WeLookedLikeGiantss]

Uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement. You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry.

[soxfan0991]

In his new stuff he calls it "uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement."

[Jermondo]

I fucking hate dane cook now but you have to admit that harmful if swallowed was fuckin awesome.

[airsoft4life5]

i have watched probly 5 different patton oswalt vids and everyone theres comments of how dane cook sucks ....... go put ur tampon in a go make a page were u and ur friends can all gather round and talk shit about people ...this is not the place for it

[joeytrimble]

@airsoft4life5 hi dane

[Mdot1982]

Dane cook is funny to 13-17yr old girls, and guys. I thought he was hilarious at first. He finally wears thin. But he does have his moments.

This however is brutal, Patton Oswalt is pretty darn funny, but that is totally the wrong crowd, and he's having an off night. Probably a bunch of older adults in the audience.

[Azorlo]

who the fuck gives a shit about dane cook. this isnt dane cook it's patton fuckin oswalt. so stop talking about cook. patton you're awesome.

[MrChameleon2010]

He's OK. Not the funniest guy today but He's better then that fat Zach guy from the Hangover. STFU in advance and don't message me back telling me how creative he is.

[badboymad1]

@MrChameleon2010 yeah HANGOVER SUCKED! NOT FUNNY



[SithRage]

1:34 He sounds like Mr. Magoo

[vjm3]

Naked Puzzle Room

[motfubb]

i would love to see patton oswalt hit dane cook with a shovel

[luckyrabbitfoot101]

:53

[EvanConover]

That crowd didn't like that bit as much as other live performances I've seen around YouTube. What gives?

[Fehnrique]

This bit was done so much better on his dvd My Weakness Is Strong.

[JaredBilhorn]

I thought I was the only one with a naked puzzle room.

[fernfearie]

you are so not alone.

@__@

[fooshfoosh]

you're inside of me right now!

[rush1er]

" Does this rag smell like chloroform?" LMAO

[oArtVandelayo]

What does he have to do with Patton Oswald?

[pleasingbaritone]

does anyone really need a reason to tell the truth?

[thisissparta999]

too true and his movies suck

[sirLEVITSKY]

@nickmccarthyy OMG would everyone just stop fucking mentionning Dane Cook in EVERY stand-up video. He doesn't define comedy, he's just a very small part of it. And seeing Dane Cook sucks as top comment on everrrry stand-up video just proves how famous he is and takes away cred from the comedian that is being watched... WE GET IT, YOU DON'T DANE... A shitload of people do... MOVE ON

[ToruKun1]

A goat-mutant? I thought he sounded like Mr. Magoo! XDD

[willbagby]

saw him at Caroline's last night, he modified it to "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement", the audience was roaring with laughter. I could hardly breathe. Awesome set.

[F4R207]

Hahaha, the awkward semi-silence at naked puzzle room, bloody brilliant.

[tatekuhn]

i saw this bit live at caroline's on broadway in nyc.

it was fucking hilarious! but very different from what he does here. i wish i had a copy of what i saw!

[mcmanusdown]

we need to extract if from your brain

[dickravis]

giggle ' he's raping a child' giggle...

that's why i love patton oswald.

[madteletubbie]

Wow, that audience is viciously lame. I think they're the types who consider Dane Cook hilarious.

[Efferts]

It's funny. The longer I hear that Dane Cook sucks, the more I see people advertising his garbage.

[Geekleak]

Im sorry but I really dont see why people hate Dane Cook so much hes funny at times, this guy is hilarious but I also think Dane Cook is funny to

[theflyingscudman]

people hate dane cook because he dresses up his jokes with wild body language and steals jokes from other comedians

[JamesOhGoodie]

not to mention i'm almost positive he puts product plugs IN his act, that fucking whore.

[theflyingscudman]

coming from what you think rocks musicly, as displayed by your page, that is still an insult from my perspective. Seeing as comedians are gauged by how funny they are and not how expressive their body language is, my point still stands uncontested.

also here is evidence of him copping bits from louis ck, a truly great comedian who actually "rocks"

[MPCpadBanga]

@theflyingscudman or maybe because hes absolutely the least funniest person on the planet

[FiLdUbz]

@theflyingscudman No, it's the steals jokes. I doubt anyone hates Martin Lawerance and his physical routines...

[ChrisO7300]

@theflyingscudman almost all comedians steal jokes from each other. when a comedian comes up with something no one has ever done before its a true miracle. just sayin.

[Piroborian]

@theflyingscudman Hey, least he's better than Mencia.

[MickyG4444]

@theflyingscudman Enough with the Dane Cook. Its become the topic for people who pretend like they take comedy super seriously to show others that they are listening to the "real shit." It's like when you see people talking about Justin Bieber on Hendrix videos. No one cares, talk about the video your watching.(As I don't talk about the video I'm watching)

Patton really knows how to play off of a crowd.(there, I'm being consistent with my criticism)

[zarkbot88]

@MickyG4444 Utterly true :)

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@MickyG4444 Whether or not someone actually is super cereal about comedy, you have to admit that Dane Cook is a super faggy douche.

[sisyphusorianus9787]

Oh My GOD!!!! The audience should've been wide-beam tasered for not dying of laughter when PO let out, "Naked Puzzle Room".

[agnosticpeacelovr]

good! squibbly dabbley doo... she's dead!

[ars731]

Patton Oswalt is my favorite comedian, he is always hillarious.

[Astrobeat17]

Hey, my parents have performed at that nightclub!  Our friend Mario owns the place.

[OpiousOverhell]

This guy spends too much time telling you things instead of telling you funny things.

Check out Stephen Wright.

[angryscotsman93]

Screw you, man!

[funnyerika]

Patton tells a good story. Stephen Wright is good at one-liners.

[Aerach89]

Apples and oranges, chief.

[goodbye41]

You obviously need to eat a bullet.

[rongravy]

goat mutant or thurston howell from gilligan's island?

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

Paxr1x (2 weeks ago) Reply: Are you on acid? PurpleHazeGoofyGrape : No....I just think Oswalt's funny as heck!

[thisissparta999]

your going out in the night wearing my skin

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

lol holy freak my trip, the avacado part

was insane, grapes in the belly button

i didn't get that, lol. trip my sh!t!

everything is purple, make me cry. lol c ya  freaks r us. lol camels insane

[Paxr1x]

Are you on acid?

[shonarkan]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad humour..

[thisissparta999]

fuck you go back to Dave chappelle the fucking loser

[angryscotsman93]

Asshole.

[shonarkan]

lol! XD I'm sorry did I hurt your Baaaaaaad humour feelings!

[iverzhang]

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！funny！

[sdsd]

molomies2 and nonlinearskate r homos and they like to have halloween homoparty at finland. contact them if u wanna go there.

[inigel]

post pix

[Paxr1x]

PICS OR GTFO

[newdals1]

huh?

[kidstalkpolitics]

Come the horrific

TRICK OR TREAT WITH JOE THE PLUMBER

You'll barf.

[chrisrules15]

0:45 Someone flashed dick in left hand corner

[ChappaMan17]

he's a pretty good stand up comedian, i liked him in king of queens

[austin6229]

he gay?

[toothpik00]

This guy is a fucktard. One star.

[lupine181]

umm.not very good.

[winterowinter]

patton's like winnie pooh with punchlines

[robbiechachere]

Hilarious guy.

[Brimley666]

i don't get why patton wears the fancy suits now.

[JRobarge88]

comedy is hard.

[MrDrinkingLysol]

i watched your video and i must say, it was the most unfunny video i've ever seen

[ThousanWhite]

NAKED PUZZLE ROOM

[Toadphillips]

it was allot funnier on conan the other night.

[UltimatumHS]

Agreed!

ULTIMATUM

[rongravy]

ha, the nekked puzzle room. he is hilarious!

[JBird831]

well that sucked...

[HUTINAK]

That's what happens when you shout out shit during a show it throws off the comic.

Shut the fuk up at any performance

[GabrielBacon]

Not much of a punchline...

[zxop5]

Patton Oswalt for President

[leticiapauvels]

ñ consigo assistir mesmo

sim é q eu não vou dar

[9colombia2]

xD

his so funny he ROCKS