Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist

[supergod213]

funny!!!!very funny!!

[sA1sv3n]

5:45 Epic :))

[heracrossrules]

so achmed where have u been all this time. ur friken suitcase XD

[ganisintheanis]

@pm1935 consider yourself lucky, im 13 and i know that bullets hurt like hell, even through 2 walls

[venhelsing9]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahah

[fuqthebible]

must see this

/watch?v=Ludiqwl-45k

[siddudamn1996]

!!!!!!!SILENCE!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!

[trixxy2011]

LOVEEEEEE IT!!!!

[LUKEYBOY130]

this is fucking gay

[JeddoLaFreddo]

i LMFAO it was soooo funny. Faisal1979nasser u have NO sense of humour

[Faisal1979nasser]

That is not funny

[sicmaggot1345]

This is on Jeff dunham spark of insanity

[MrSmuggler10]

that was awesome

[Iloveyou1234294]

finally something that can entertain people it was hilarious

[TheBielieber4life]

hahah wat a funny kient, :P he turns me on aswell ;) and im pretty sure SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU helps alot, god dammit his taken, um i mean allah dammit!!!!

[WFfTw1]

hey this guys hilarious

[MrJellyfush]

Are you my virgens, i hope not

why

theres some ugly ass guys out there

HAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAH

[drolfe78]

silence I kill you

[drolfe78]

so your're a terrorist



[drolfe78]

Good Evening infidel

[SingerAleyna]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!

I KILL UUUU!



[cortnee271]

lol this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[rocoman8]

HELLLOOOO!!! I AM LYNDSEY LOHAAAN!!! lol

[MultiRixer]

Silence!Or i kill you!

[pulituh909]

63 likes killed by ACHMED

[flapjick]

what the hell is wrong with 63 ppl this stuff is hilarious

[kalicez]

TO 63 PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS ACHMED WILL KILL YOU NOOBS!!!

[hroogarsb]

"it's a flesh wound"... it's Monty Python

[bananaforlife]

60 people own a prius

[jeyc888]

i love this video, watched this a couple of times already and it never gets old. great stress reliever.

[blabbermouthgail]

i loveeee it sooo muuch!

[MrBryanzkie16]

this was so great :))

[FairGal217]

AWESOME!!



[lildavie08]

knock knock: whos there? me i kill you

[Purrsummer]

hahah xD 2:40 hah xD *lol* I love him ♥

[adrian2468100]

hahaha this is the most funniest video ever!

[davidthe45]

dude this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!! it makes me laugh every time i see it.

[fretlessbass26]

He's totally gonna have to change up his whole act now.

[AmericanBandits2013]

The BEST video EVER! <3333333

Achmed= My hero!

[juggalo19931993]

hey how many charges has he gotten for threatening to kill us

[mugen91integra]

man... im reading these comments... and people really need to seriously lighten up. if anyone is to be offended on this sketch.. it should be me. Im muslim for crying out loud, and i found this hilarious. If you cant laugh at yourself... you shouldnt laugh at others. Life is too short to be taking something like this video seriously. ITS FOR ENTERTAINMENT! get over it and get on with your lives.

[pm1935]

@mugen91integra : finally somebody with a decent mindset ! thanks for telling people this, and actually, its true, life is too short to take these stupid things so seriously ! :O

[xxzeekx]

@pm1935 tell me about it i've come "waaayyy" to close to death "waayy" to many time's to be hate'n over somthing as trival as this. know what im sayin??

[pm1935]

@xxzeekx : i know exactly what you mean my friend, same issues over here, and we gotta live with it, its the standards, and you have to get used to it ;)

[xxzeekx]

@pm1935 and that's exatly why i always say "if you can't change or control it don't complain about it.!"

[mugen91integra]

@pm1935 talking about coming close to death... i was almost shot 2 nites ago. went on my day like nothing happened lol. found the casing and the bullet too.

[pm1935]

@mugen91integra : thats crazy dude, happily, i've never been confronted with guns, yet :O

[TheBBoyElement]

@pm1935 Racist much..

[MagicTomb1]

@mugen91integra Not only that but this joke was from YEARS AGO!! I agree :D

[tigerfire25]

@mugen91integra AMEN! VERY WELL STATED!

[Wooloomooloo84]

@mugen91integra: your so right :-)

[XxLEBBOXx]

@mugen91integra wallah bro your so right im muslim too and the 1st timne i watched it i was like eh the 2nd time i pissed myself laughing :)

[manbat106]

@mugen91integra it's not entertainment it's labelling and branding all muslims and arabs all it does is portray all arabs as muslims and all muslims are terrorist this is a misconception just because it is masked as comedy does not mean it's not racist why does he have to be a muslim? why can't be a jew or a hindu by you saying it's entertainment your enabling them to say it's okay to make fun of our religion instend you shold be teaching them that islam is the religion of peace

[nroles87]

@manbat106 Yes, Most people would be peaceful if you didn't open your fucking mouth. What are you a muslim? So what? I'm catholic. I am not going to try preach that shit to you. Why bother trying to teach me anything from your religion. You fucking wanker.

[manbat106]

Whats begin catholic got to do with anything do you understand what i was even trying to say? nor you will never understand The only thing you just stated is that your uneducated and always will be and it's because of you multiculturalism won't work in austraila don't comment back because i assure you your next comment will be full of swears and you will be validating my point you know nothing beyond the two fingers infront of you RAICSIT!!

[nroles87]

@manbat106 Quote: "by you saying it's entertainment your enabling them to say it's okay to make fun of our religion instend you shold be teaching them that islam is the religion of peace" When you wrote this did you think/believe of yourself as educated? I Don't believe I should have to listen to you trying to teach me that islam is the religion of peace. I'm roman catholic and I would appreciate it if you kept yours views on religion to yourself. By all means practice it.

[nroles87]

@manbat106 In all matters serious though. Why are you calling me uneducated and RAICSIT?? In seeing your comments it seems as though you might be the reason why multiculturalism will not work in any country around the world. You cannot assure me of anything except for the fact that YOU my unintelligent little arab friend, Might, just might be a little bit say.. Dumb? Or a wanker as we say in australia. I may not know more than the two finger's in front of me but you must know less.

[nroles87]

@manbat106 Alright. Here goes. My apologies my perth bretheren. But you must understand that this is the way and reason why the world turns. You may never get above it, but don't let it bury you. You are you, I am me. Friends will come from all cultures and religions, So you must not let it make you less of a person by way of bowing to insults and bullshit. Comedy is to make you laugh, not make you a terrible miserable person. Enjoy life buddy. Learn and improve on what life gives you

[mugen91integra]

@manbat106 when in this skit did he say that ALL muslims and Arabs are terrorists??... he didnt. if he did Jew... what then? I know that not all Jews hate muslims... i know they arent all tight with their money. Its not labeling dumbass. Look at the facts... the Majority of terrorists in this world are?..you guessed it.. US MUSLIMS. If you are offended in anyway toward this... maybe you are the one that is a terrorist! cause i certainly found this shit hilarious. You give us a bad name

[Katw76]

@manbat106 Umm excuse me but did you not hear him take the piss out of Catholics and Jews as well?? I'm Catholic and it didn't offend me at all. When was it said that all Muslims are terrorists? Geez man, learn to laugh at yourself, it's a great quality to have!

[sA1sv3n]

@mugen91integra you're right brother! im a Filipino and a Roman Catholic and i find this vid so hilarious... its just a shame that theres pipz who dont like to be entertain and yet criticize it. :))

[Winterismm14]

@sA1sv3n same here! but I'm not catholic,. XD

[acanthus34]

@mugen91integra thats right men

[KKK16TTT]

its official :

Jeff Dunham you are the biggest racist fuck tard i have ever met . u racist pig

[TheFourthSteve]

@KKK16TTT r u serious right now???? its his job to make fun of people and himself ! its not personal....u actually get offended???? LMFAO

[mugen91integra]

@TheFourthSteve dont you love how he calls Dunham a racist pig... when his screen name is "KKK"? smh.

[Tierraaa2000]

My mom never told me she was Jeff Dunham's friend and her name was Achmed

[jamsam1999]

I KILLLLL UUUUU!!! <3 iLOVE THAT PART!!

[gamestuff22222222222]

"Are you my virgins? I hope not."

"Why???"

"There's a buncha uglyass guys out there!"

^^ My favourite part

[AgentSquirrel1234]

HAHAHAHA

[MJJLover1987]

Hahahahaha!!!!!! I LOVE Jeff Dunham!!! I have to admit, the Michael Jackson and Jew joke was pushing it, but he's still hilarious!!!

[pm1935]

@MJJLover1987 : you do have to know that this was recorded long before michael passed away, so actually, you cant blame jeff, at the time of recording, michael was alive and well !

[MJJLover1987]

@pm1935 I know, but even though Michael was still living, it's not nice. I'm a fan of Jeff, but he should watch what he says sometimes. I still find him hilarious, but I don't find everything he says hilarious.

[jamsam1999]

@MJJLover1987 he's joking geeeezz!!! wat they make jokes about everyone!! :D so chilli dude!!

[MJJLover1987]

@jamsam1999 1. I'm not a dude. 2. I'm 'chill'. 3. I don't find it funny. 4. For God sake, I was expressing an opinion, I don't need everyone telling me, "It was a joke" or "It was before he died". I don't like it and that's final.

[DrStranger666]

Did u notice that his right arm is dangling off

[DrStranger666]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!

[knockoutwellar]

Y DONT PEOPLE LOVE THIS SHIT. THIS IS FUKING HILARIOUS

[ACEKILLA65]

@knockoutwellar cos ppl get offended at times 

[robowarrior86]

SILENCE. I KILL YOU!!!!

[srox365]

LOL HES FREAKING AWESOME

"SILENCE I KILL YOU"

[Dynose]

53 people are jewish

[billybobhortons]

fuckin idiots cant even prounounce that name properly thats how fuckin dumb you ignorant infidels are you willl all pay one day mark these words

[SGTJORDAN111]

lol this is so fucking funny

[u140550]

lol i'm linsay lohan

[juggalette2023]

how can ppl not like this its funny as hell

[toobularbells]

This is a ripoff of "Lupo the Butcher"

Fuck this retard

[weejackig]

knock knock 

[megaleo247]

@weejackig who's there

[EllieM112233]

LMFAO! ...s'all i can saay...;)

[Shesnoin]

Latest terrorist tactics is to make sure that every terrorist suicide bomber is not from their own country but someone with a line to other countries, a planned and contrived simple but effective idea - it's a combined effort from many sanctions.

[Landorosum]

After i saw this vehicle i blew up my prius cause i had to learn not to stick my hand out the window on the highway the hard way...........

[12qqjimmy]

@jacksonfan1959 Your just saying that cause u got molested by him

[jacksonfan1959]

@12qqjimmy i don't know what your on about, just cos your dad molests you every night, it doesn't mean everyone is like that .Go and seek some help.

[Disneyfreakiegirl]

A-C-Flem

hahahahahahaha

[candylandrks11]

51 people are stupid!

[jacksonfan1959]

@candylandrks11 yeah your dads one of them

[nicoramadingdong]

"look, if youve been in my suitcase all this time how have you been getting through security at the air ports?"

"thats easy, the open the case and i go 'heeeeeeeeeeeeeello, i am linsey lohan"

SILENCE! i kill you

xD xD xD

[chocoholic9210]

Awesome! \m/ :D x

[SpyBoy123450]

i didnt get the last part.. when he told him what do u think bout' bush..what does it have as another meaning?? PM me thats better ;p

[MrSethyo]

god dammit!! oh oh i mean allah dammit! lol

[susannah97]

you dont let jews in your bar?

no..

you racist bastard.

no i dont want racist jokes in my act

[Freshadeneu]

shit is racist.

[anakinskywalker6666]

achmed is the best

[satnzgrL]

haha

[monkey505050]

hHHAahahahahhahahh SILENCE! heheheh I KILL YOU!

[harberguk]

He has keeeeld me.......I laughed myself to death.

[Piratolle]

@gajunebug no im not

[Aldoj77]

Still One of my Favorite comics!! search, Beiber Fever, Tony Has it! Dem Guys

[rRaaaNn]

It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dizzystylefriend]

"HELOOOOOOO!! I am Lindsay Lohaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

OMFGGG XDDD

[simonhojovii]

STOP TOUCHING MEEE

[hubertbestfriend]

i fucking kill u

[DawnAndAyana]

hello. I am Lindsey Lohan!

[dominik6301]

i whill fucking kill you!

[BKHusnie]

"Look at my but it says Made in China"

[idpaul]

Silence!!..........I kill you

[mettaleecixin]

Who do you think you are?Creater of violent movies?if you dare do it again you are in trouble.

[nikkhil775]

Shutt upp!! i keelll U!!!

[gh4phantom]

u spell ACflemMED

[wasasami2010]

achmed not ahmed i kill u lol

[arabara7]

silense i kill you!

[dikke33]

god damn it

oh eehh

i mean allah damn it!

lol :P

[angelunderice]

i go HELLOOOOOOO...... I AM LINDSAY LOHAAAAAN ROFFL

[MySammy03andWilson05]

"R u kidding, i would kill u 4 a Klondike bar"

LoLzzzzz

[Wolf3196]

but ur all bone

its a flesh wound :P lol

[britannic567]

so funny

[PaigeJaneMcLaren]

A C phlem! hehe lol

[carpenbelle]

So if you have been im my suitcase how did u get past airport security?"Oh thats easy theu open the case and i go Hello im lindsey lohan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrHomo69]

silence i kill you

[FirstManonMars221]

I love it

[JENNY9767]

THIS VID IS WASOME!

[Ullyish]

i love this!!!!!!

[Gianna336]

silince i kill you

[louiegirl123]

"i set the timer for 30 minutes, but it went off in 8 seconds! you now what that's like. MR. HURRICANE!!"

funniest part

[metroidrocks1]

Its 4 seconds..

[louiegirl123]

sorry...

[sickles]

4 seconds

[louiegirl123]

i'm sorry.

4 seconds, i get it.

[ERPLtNeo]

silence i kill you

[swetheart19]

aloooooooooooooooooooooooo

i am lindsey lohan

[littlechico1]

I KILL U LOL

[sk8david123]

so how do you spell it? a-c-flem

[madmasher11]

why does he sound more stereotypical mexican than he does middle eastern?

[sk8david123]

how about now? no god dammit oh oh i mean ala dammit. silence i kill you lol

[MaximumMase]

its ACHmed, you said achmed, iss ACHmed, ACH ACH ACH ACH! lol

[darkarms58]

so achmed...how do u spell your name...

A-C-Flem! LMFAO

[Naruto1135]

achmede

[Kevindl1985]

Atleast Jeff Dunham is literate which is far more than I can say for you.

[purplemastermind]

hahaha LMAO 'Is that walter,he scares the crap out of me'!!!!LMAO ROTFL

[Bananafana10]

LMAO! "God Dammit.....OH I MEAN Ala dammit"

Michael Jackson LOL but R.I.P RESPECT HIM MAN! (this was before he died BTW)

[saminmn]

Awesome, just so funny!

[Ullyish]

i know isn't it!!!!!!

[379bigpete]

i keel u

[andromeda5564]

SILENCE I KEEL YOU

[warriorsfastpitch]

i kill you for klondike bar!

[coolnumba123]

i kill you!

[catsandpaws]

knock, knock, whos there? i kill YOU!

LOL

so funny

[laxgirl128]

lol he must really hate verizon! it in like 2 other acts with peanut too :)

[coolgal1506]

oooh micheal jackson...that parts out of the act then. r.i.p man....

[12qqjimmy]

@coolgal1506 MICHAEL JACKSON SUCKS

[GDINSKY]

why does he ask what exactly happened to you twice and 2 different anwsers?

[ElloKisses]

silence I KILL YOU!! hahahha XD

[MrJhinojosa]

HA.HA.HA.HA. FUNNY AS HELL

[Wolves127]

Dude calm down they are only jokes

[zhhrah]

Trying to be famous by uploading videos from others?

[smenkinsa]

I KILL U aahahxaahxHxh gold

[anasoo1991]

its fucking comedy.. fuck you

[xlxsmileymexlx]

lolololol love it o_O xoxoxoxox

[McLovingonewild]

mmmmmm its not THAT hilairoious :S click on communitychannel and that is HILAIRITY

[j0rDaN123455]

comedy gold i tell ya

[Xexal95]

lmfao funny!! ^^

[scorpywoman]

i love this its proper comedy and take it easy with the comment its only a joke how will you get by in life with no personality.relax and have a laugh its only a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X X X

[neferirina]

Bravo

[clayton132]

its fucking comedy.. have a laugh

[cromagnonmonster]

This is depressing.

[drummerofniafleda]

astig!!

[thugspk]

jeff dunham = zionist scum

[Mctriggerfinger]

its just a joke

[eeman3jl]

boooo rat