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  • We are organisms living on 1 grain of sand...We cant get a scope large enough to even check a 1 footprint in the sand...Let alone claim there is no life on any other grain of sand...Lets say for argument sake we are in a the Sahara Desert. Which is in itself a grain of sand.

  • @THEMSASBOYZ

    That certainly puts shit into perspective. Humans are so damned egocentric. I want a more evolved group of aliens to fly over here and enlighten our dumb asses, give us a reality check.

  • @ciaobellakate 100% But I fear our leaders will only either kill them or exploit them if they do ever visit. If I were an alien, I would drive right on by... AND WARP SPEED lol I still think roswell was an alien shoot down lol if that ever happened at all. Remember, Telling the truth is a revolutionary act ;D

  • @THEMSASBOYZ

    I never thought of that, but it's so true - of course our governments don't want them coming over here and telling us there's more than this bullshit dystopia we inhabit. And aliens would know better than to try. Roswell is an interesting theory, if so, it's no wonder we haven't seen or heard of anything since.

  • check out my bill hicks tribute :)

  • Bill wasn't really at his best in this clip, seemed like he just wasn't feeling it- but it still made me giggle. :)

    As for aliens (since it seems obligatory): Who says we are the "rednecks", really? Maybe they fucked up their planets worse than ours, and they could be totalitarian dipshits who sold their freedoms long ago so that their asshole govt. could force them to strip their homeworld in order to build that ship in the first place!

    We might actually be SMARTER than them- scary, huh?

  • My personal belief: I believe in life on other planets. I also believe that at least one of those species has inter-stellar capabilities. Finally, I believe that we'll never see these species, as those aliens have no reason whatsoever to come to this backwater planet.

    We are the rednecks of the universe, my friends, and we'll only get worse unless we actually start thinking again and do something productive with our intelligence!

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  • I got only one opinion on aliens or UFO'S-I don't care.

    If some spacecraft comes...well,their problem,earth is a shit hole,and anyone coming here is either stupid or desperate.

    If it's some craft of "secret government experiment"...Well,have fun!But remember...YOU have to clean up the mess afterwards.

    And those who are obsessed with aliens...what? you expect them to fart gold at you or something?

    Humans can't even care about those living right next to them,why aliens are so important then?

  • I think its stranger to believe in god than it is aliens as god is supposed to have created the earth or universe or whatever and and everything in it wheras aliens are just other intelligent lifeforms living on a differrent planet that we don't know of because the universe is so big we can't even measure it much like my cock haha to not believe in god is not ignorant but to not believe in aliens is kind of ignorant thinkin we r the best species in the universe people are so full of it haha

  • @nwrpw Humans are just overgrown monsters who wants to dominate everything,and somehow keeps fearing something bigger coming and taking everything they conquered.

    Those who say "there are no aliens" are also those saying "we are alone in the universe"...in other words,they don't even give a damm about the many animals who live right here...why? because humans think themselves has the most important thing ever,and they are SO "special" that the entire universe was made to watch their Sex shows!!!

  • @Wharwulif ye but thankfully there are people like you and me who can see past ourselves and realise there cud be a lot more out there that we don't know anything about living in another world a tangent universe that wud be cool ha love the idea of that

  • @nwrpw Yeah,there could be anything out there,the limit to the universe is eventually the limit to imagination...for everything can exist one way or another...maybe in different dimensions,maybe a few galaxies away,or maybe in some layer of existence,who knows =P.

    Creatures of other world could be anything,yet humans barely know the beings within earth...and humans can't even show respect to those living here!

    But indeed,the main idea is to get passed the "Human" in us,and be open to everything.

  • @Wharwulif exactly an open mind is a wise one.

  • @taylorbran123 I can both agree and disagree.

    It's good to be open to all options,either if they seem false,or being an undisputed truth or simply being beyond comprehension or any logical way of explaining that.

    Yet,A mind can reach a state where it's TOO open in such a way that you feel like there is no mystery,every option can or was or will be,and suddenly everything becomes rather the same...no matter how much different it is-while it lose the mystery,it gives you a true insight upon all.

  • I didn’t know Steve Jobs did stand-up. ;-P

  • @felicity4711 shut the fuck up. don't even compare that fuckwit with Bill Hicks, ever.

  • @OceansLost Take a fucking joke. They both wear turtlenecks.

  • @OceansLost FOAD.

  • Earth sucks, I want to beamed of this shit hole.

  • @123drue Agreed.

  • @123drue Beam me up Scotty!

  • Fife for life xD "Scotland"

  • The term UFO does not mean aliens....it means there's a flying object you can't identify. So to say "UFOs aren't real" sounds stupid.

  • @RickyRecruit And this sounds nothing but pedantic. The insinuation that comes hand-in-hand with UFOs are Aliens; yes aliens means strangers, the misconception being the literal sense, "other worldly". But it's the way it is! Deal with it!

  • @RickyRecruit The acronym's pretty much lost its meaning at this point. I actually saw a "UFO" recently, as in a plane I didn't know the model of, but I actually said that whole phrase instead of UFO because when someone says UFO I immediately think of bad documentaries about crop circles.

  • @RickyRecruit and even though alien brings to mind some kind of literal alien biased idea it just means strange or foreign.....which means that most of what we do not know or do notexperience in life is''alien'' i'm guilty too.

  • @RickyRecruit I always thought of it as flying object that no one can identify (government included) rather than all flying objects I personally can't identify.

  • rorshac will clean your smegma for a McNugget meal.

  • Hicks is a hack and wasn't nearly as funny and not even near the 'genius' idiots give him. This is a good example or hack crap comedy.

  • @ElProximo you just don't get it. He is clearly not a hack. They just made an award winning documentary about him being an American comedic hero. He inspired many of the comics of today. You clearly have no idea what your talking about.

  • @magrythm Yes, I am well aware of the documentary and nearly every popular comedian today will cite Bill Hicks as 'one of the greats' or certainly remarkable in some way. I am sure I know more about it than you do and I'm sure I've had angry exchanges with some of those comedians and I put my money (or lose it) where my mouth is. I've also had some of the most popular professional comedians you know today tell me (usually to the side) that I am right about this. Any other questions?

  • @ElProximo

    I have a question. Why are you watching a video of Bill Hicks if you don't like him?

  • @RichieDagger11 I like to be aware of things I like, dislike, hate, love. I like to study, I like to know what can go wrong or meditate on what can go right.

    You only watch things that tickle you?

  • @cawthy07 Yes I do, because it is illogical to NOT believe in aliens. And anyway, UFOs are 100% real.

  • @KingLeonidaz i hate people who go on videos of people they look up to on Youtube and start trying to act like them talking to people like they are smart (which would be you)

  • @BigBoomRobot Well I don't 'look up' to Bill Hicks, and how is telling the truth 'acting smart'?

  • @cawthy07 No, you're the moron.

  • UFOs are 100% real and I can prove this through infallible logic.

  • @KingLeonidaz your a moron

  • @cawthy07 No, you're a moron.

  • well if they are hillbilly aliens, don't you want to have your shotgun? if they gonna have theirs? oh well still funny :P

  • I think it's a safe bet that we're not alone though. But visited? NAH!

  • @notthere83 I would have totally enjoyed him in person. I don't like being around people who are afraid to say what's really on their minds. I tire so easily of those who wear masks.

  • @rmel65 lol Hicks is from the South. Chill out already. Maybe you took it personal, and found it personally insulting for a reason. Check yourself!

  • @chaoslloyd1 It's not about atheism vs. God, kid, it's about enlightenment vs. morons.

    Bill Hicks himself believed in God, if anything the extraterrestrials are God. You don't know so why are you so sure? You don't know...

    The message is not about God, it's about yourself, wether you believe in God or not, just learn, love, and be enlightened. Period. God doest not enter the equation.

  • Bill Hicks, George Carlin, and Gabriel Iglesias are my favorite comedians thus far! George Carlin being my fav. It's hard to top Carlin and Hicks!

  • freaking awesome i love him i wish he was still here so i could see him in person

  • not terribly funny at all

  • @tertommy

    Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps you should try Dane Cook. It's far less cerebral.

  • @ciaobellakate I see.... Bill Hicks is a priori funny according to certain poseur intellectuals so anyone not lapping up his purported comedic genius must be mentally deficient. Jag-off!

  • @tertommy

    Precisely.

  • @tertommy you poor thing. hopefully soon scienctists will figure out how to implant common sense. keep you head up, one day you'll get it.

  • @rocknroll19842 In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house

  • @tertommy I guess it went over your head then eh?

  • @icyttic The Uber-Intellect of William Melvin Hicks fans leaves me speechless. Bunch of smarmy jag offs. Pretentious poseurs. Hope you are all enjoying your Bill Hicks circle jerk

  • @tertommy you forgot to type "neener neener"

  • For all of you Bill Hicks fans who appreciate and understand his message, you might want to check out George Carlin too, if you haven't already done so. When Bill Hicks passed away, the universe trembled, I want to see more comedians like him. Kudos Bill and rest in peace. The good ones always die young.......

  • @tertommy

    you sad person.....your a person that know he is right no matter what...closed off ...i just know you obnly have sex with family member keeping your blood line pure...i hope you get rickets and crabs off your mum....prick ...prick ..prick

  • @briangemmell1

    bill is my GOD....

  • @briangemmell1 what about my a person that know he is right no matter what...?

    Learn some grammar you jag-off! YOUR'RE NOT YOUR.

  • @tertommy - you're not your're....when correcting ensure that you are correcting correctly. oops sorry, I was taking life too seriously for just a second

  • I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!

    Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!

  • @keepercurley66 You're both wrong! YOUR was correct in the first instance!

  • funny stuff:)

  • 2:21 He said, huh? : )

  • Biiiiillll......... the guy was fucking excellent, spoke sooooooo much truth, which i understand might be hard for some of ya'll to comprehend, embrace and accept...........but stop your internal dialogue..... its the truth...... get over it....

  • Well, Bill Hicks rules. As many have said before he was dangerously right about the world. I hope the aliens are smarter than he imagined!

  • @JacquesJoset whats the ufo market?

  • but its true, the aliens have come here from tens of thousands of light years to stick their thumb up our asses

  • You know that there is a 90% truth in every joke! Bill is somewhat bad

    comedian at this point of view cause in his jokes truth is 143.79% ;)

    And I think that that 53.79% is what exactly killed him :(

    I am happy that there was such a bright man in this "crazy world

    part of which he was proud to be " ;)

  • The ultimate cynic, he is so disgusted with the average American....and so am I

  • He looks like those old SNL episodes with Mike Myers as Sprach the German guy.

  • his little southerner facial expressions floors me! RIP!

  • Didn't know whether to put like or dislike... Like Bill's clip, but hate the thread that has been attached to a clip of a late, great comedian. Comparisons are very boring, particularly when followed by ambiguous racial comments. Thank god that Bill is not alive to read this nonsense, otherwise he would grab that shotgun from the redneck, put it in his mouth and pull the trigger - to think that his creative, intelligent and satirical humour has been misinterpreted so incorrectly by so many... B

  • chapelle is wayyy funnier srry but he his nigga!

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  • I'm from Scotland and i love it, at least wee don't trash ur own city. Scotland the brave! Fuck England!!

  • @freeky960 Jesus you lads really hate the English. I cant for the life of me find how this video is related in any way to England, but fair play to you, you somehow managed to put in the words 'Fuck england'!

  • @freeky960 as bill hicks would probably have said, we are all one, the english are your brothers and sisters

  • @freeky960 Why are you mentioning fricking Scotland and England? This has NOTHING to do with Britian, you dolt! Did you even pay attention to the video?

    Highly doubt you did.

  • @DelightfullyBritish You alright there bud - dont follow that whole 'freedom of speech/ say anything you want' huh?

  • @dadubs93 Hey, never said he or she could not express his or her opinion. I just pointed out that, 1. it has nothing to do with scotland, england, or britian. 2, I simply asked if the git payed any attention to the video at all. Questioning one's opinion is not stopping from expressing people's beliefes.

    Read comments a little more carefully next time, ok chap? Okay.

  • @DelightfullyBritish Just seen the other guys comment who you were talking to. That guy was an idiot. Sorry bud! Congrats on calling him an idiot, you beat me too it!

  • @dadubs93 lol it's ok. Everyone makes mistakes. And glad we both agree on something. :D

  • @DelightfullyBritish "ok chapp? okay." your from good stock arent you

  • @jack01237 *Chap *Okay * You're *Aren't. And a question needs a question mark at the end, Jack.

    Yes I am. But I don't know about you.

    :)

  • @DelightfullyBritish haha very good, but twas not a question, twas a statement, so needed a full stop (.) at the end, old chap. please forgive my sloppy grammar and use or lack of use of the great apostrophe, i *didn`t* mean to offend you and you`re poor eyes, i shall get back to being a peasant*.* :)

  • @jack01237 Rock on, peasant! :D

  • @freeky960

    england give yous rickets....say thanks

  • good idea for a movie ... Hillbilly's from space ...

  • Yes indeed a dumbass of the highest magnitude. Nail your colours to the mast and tell us where you come from dicksplash. Probably a mummys boy

  • Scotland is a nation of smackheads and alcoholics with the odd old person here and there!!!

  • @wellafella01

    well you're a dumbass.

  • people don't really laugh much with this guy. but he is funny!

  • They can abduct me ANYTIME. I won't miss Earth. It's too fucked up.

  • Intergalactic Joad family. Awesome.

  • 117 people are from Fyffe, Alabama

  • i feel this way too, i wish i abducted by aliens too rather then live on this planet, everything on this planet is backwards and corrupt.trees all destroyed,air poluted, food unfit to eat. people unfit to think, dont have much of a mind.and much much much much more other problems with this planet.

  • @maryjaydro im feeling ya

  • 115 dislikes? really?

  • @keglimp they are from fyffe :D

  • @MindStray hahahaha nice.

  • we need to resuscitate him. NOW!

  • Bill you are a comic legend!

    And to anyone who thinks he's crap U.F***.0ff!

    RIP Bill

  • Interesting lol

  • . #BAJSKORV

  • i live in Fife in Scotland >_>

  • @AlucardRawks KIINGGDDUUM A FIFE

  • @Theecumenicalmatter :U YUP! THE LAND O WANKERS.

  • @AlucardRawks Scotland's a fucking kip.

  • @MUFC127 Says the guy from, well, you're a Man U fan, so we're probably certain you live in Hackney or Bow. No riots here in Scotland. Except the women.

  • @eternallymelancholy Nope Dublin, Ireland!! C'mon you boys in Green!

  • @MUFC127 I was actually going to say Dublin as well, dammit.

  • @eternallymelancholy MUFC127 is from Ireland.

  • @AlucardRawks don't worry, it's fyffe alabama in the U.S, bro

  • @AlucardRawks Wow the whole town of Fife, Scotland thumbs up'd that comment... All 19 of them...

  • @commanderdouche Fife is a county. :)

  • @commanderdouche its fyffe homie,lol

  • @AlucardRawks I live in Taubaté, Brazil, shit I aint praying for abdutions no more, if they explode the whole fucking world im a happy motherfucker.

  • @Konicava lol, you want to get abducted by aliens read terrence mckenna

  • @jack01237 Thanks for the rec, I'll look into his books.

  • @Konicava its all good man, search grant morrison disinfo lecture. if you got a while (its like half an hour long), pretty interesting shit man.

    peace.

  • @AlucardRawks Same here :)

  • @PShare131 What an absolutely obtuse comment to make. Jeff Dunham is fine performer, but to put him and Bill Hicks into the same conversation, yet out of context is just plain stupid. First of all, all the Hicks clips you see here are *at least* 18 years old. Just like old Carlin clips, they were extremely cutting edge when performed and greatly changed the comedy of their time and the comedy that followed. Second of all, prop and puppet comedy just isn't comparable.

  • @Quixoticah Thank you...Bill Hicks is one of te greatest comedians ever...people tend to look over him for people like pryar...but I love me some bill hicks.....RRRRRRRRREAL fuggin high on drugs...... haha

  • Hillbilly ufos hahaha

  • never had such a quality laugh, sure i have with friends but not like this

  • He said "Huh?"

  • @FrostyRSIFX

    Huh?!

  • shit if they are so intelligent then why not use bio weapons? ya a germ that would kill only humans but no effect on them. Hell they could release the germ without almost no detection and kill almost everyone.

  • @pdxeddie1111

    Fucking make a thought, please, before you type.

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  • @arcturusVI heres a thought for you just dont type anymore

  • Intergalactic skeet shoot LOL

  • Anyway!

  • @JacquesJoset alot of people are feeling that market right now

  • there's a place called fife in scotland lol

  • @smallrossy theres a place called fife lake in michigan

  • It's also amazing how the super intelligent beings are seen by the...less intelligent beings

  • "he said huh? 2:25"

  • I'm sorry but I don't see the comparison with Hicks and Leary. I mean maybe yeah they both like to touch on the same subjects but their approach and delivery is entirely opposite from another.

  • @TheGreatZurEnRaah That's the point. Leary stole Hicks' material and managed to suck while doing so.

  • @btuc401

    That's nothing; Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia stole EVERYBODY'S material and managed to suck... you gotta be a professional to do that.

  • There are really stupid people on this planet.

  • comedians are always asking why are UFO's always showing up in alabama or kentucky.....the fact is that those are the only places people are looking because it's boring and people have no reason to look up...

    if your next neighbor lives about a mile away and all you see are crops, trees and animals....you might look up more than someone who lives in the city or in an area with a much greater population...

  • @negadelph ahahaha!

  • Read about Extremists Terror in Germany!

  • Most of it's corny, not funny to me!

  • @OnBootyDuty Bill doesn't do out and out comedy and just churn out random crap. His act is showing how stupid the world is and what's wrong with our current system/society. He does this through the use of build up jokes.

    He's almost a funny teacher, not an out and out comedian. Its part of the reason he chooses small clubs as his style works best there.

  • he looks like janenane garofalo in this vid...

  • i,m from fife scotland,the place it wz named after,beautiful place where ufo,s are welcome and seen all the time its called the bonnybridge triangle

  • Did you hear that the Governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? It pretty much took out the whole trailer park ...

  • @Sj0145

    Awkwaaaarrrrrrddddd....

  • @Sj0145 hahahah

  • ssiif u wud go to see alians wit a shot gun hahaha dumb ass

  • lol..annual rickets telethon..bill you legend <3

  • lmao

    

  • Stephen Hawking said "If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans."

    Well, might things have turned out different if the Native Americans had shotguns? I like Bill Hicks, I'm just saying I wouldn't mind having a firearm if I were the Native American in that scenario.

  • @12GaugeSteel...In my point of view...Hawkings, Don't know if they would destroy us...Come'on...he's been watching to many movies.....