James Hetfield's joke

[DerXmann]

it doesn't work

[DefLeppardBrad]

this video wont load

[DefLeppardBrad]

What he REALLY said was

Oh YEAH! OH YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH SHIT FUCK CUNT FAG SLUT YO MOTHA!

[UristMcgee]

He must of peered into the future and described bieber!

[ChucktheWickerMan666]

...shit, fuck, cunt, fag, slut......for me it's clear.... a description of justin bieber

[Gohanbryson]

@bitesizesock lol

[bitesizesock]

yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! shit! fuck! cunt! fag! slut! yo momma.

[Sharpenter360]

SHIT! FUCK! CUNT! FAG! SUCK! your Mothe

[stilianbulgarian]

WHAT A VOICE .....

[jnwmja]

yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! shit! fuck! tits! fag! suck! your mutha. i cant stop laughing!

[Gohanbryson]

james does not cuss anymore

[bitesizesock]

@Gohanbryson bull fucking shit.

[TheYourNightmare]

oh yeah... I love James xD

James Fucking Hetfield =D

[Diatrem]

Sweet :p

[xXkatkajXx]

haha, i love james ;DD

[cougerfootball72]

he should do the kool aid guys voice

[master0flego12]

ohhh yea

[Gamez4Lif3]

dude it's just funny cuz james always can make you laugh

[00imperfect]

I don't think this is a joke ;))

[maurin]

this joke sucks

[zeonthedevilking]

sleeping niggers .. ?

[Bearskickass976]

fuck off dick head

[gbgjonte]

he said tour mother at the end not your momma

[dudzidudles]

thats not what he said!! he said "shit fuck cunt fag slut your mama"

[nesho100]

james is so fucking retardet.

[Towlie952]

lmao you spelled retarded wrong, fucker.

[Dagodex]

retarded*

[maurin]

i dont get the joke. what does it mean?

[matheny2014]

He wants to wake up the neighbours dude :)

[roXwede]

seattle were godlike. Hear his voice! Its sick!

[dudzidudles]

december 32 for me.. i never see them live or maybe i will never see them live.. they never go to my country.. f**k

[kcpod12481]

wat country? ive seen them twice :( i want to see them everyday if possible but sadly it isnt :( They come to ireland every 2 yrs :(

METALLICA FUCKING RULE

[Falling12Shadow]

James's voice was alot better before. He still had that little growl in his screams. Damn Metallica still fucking kicks ass till today!

Metallica for life!

[coltar1234]

lol going to see them dec 12

[saltynuts916]

dec 8 for me

[DOCSFC]

im going to go see them this tuesday!

[maddiemetallica]

Hahah, Thats fuuuny(:

I hope they have the same energy they had back then to the concert i am goin to in 6 days..

Cause i dont think damn Near 60 yr old men do this kinda stuff..

[Jpprflrp]

So 45-46 is near 60?

Damn where did you learn to count?

[Tettuli]

near 60?

[theboywhocantollie]

alcohollica!

[MegADethBolt2]

I'm pretty sure that he was calling the guys who were sleeping.

Shit! Fuck! Cunt! FAG! SLUT! Your mother.

[Riley7946]

SHIT FUCK CUNT FAG your mother

[greatestXhits]

shit fuck cunt fag slut your mother

[P3treos]

shit! fuck! cunt! your mother!!!!

[guitargod156]

where the hell was the joke?

[hivees]

hahahahahahaha.

you didn't go.

you would have been 1.

hahahahahahahahaha

[Geten123]

that's really tight man

[ACEtx26]

best fucking band period...lol

[METALupYOass1]

oh dude i bet!!

[bonesaw8]

@MiTCH3632 You are sooooo lucky. I was only 4 years old then. I'd give a lot to go back in time and see this concert.

[Thepussfagslut]

@MiTCH3632 you did not!!! :O

[tapxodoll]

lmao

i love james' sense of humor.

[Q5M4]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[96Dethmagnetic]

he said fag in there somewhere

[dalejr8630]

yeah, as soon as i posted that i realised i left it out.

[gentao88]

can someone tell me what he says because I do not speak good English...?

thanks!

[dalejr8630]

figure theres some sleeping neighbours out here and i feel like wakin there ass up

lets annoy some nighbours.

o yeah!

come on we gotta wake there ass outta bed

o yeah!(x6)

shit

fuck

cunt

[dalejr8630]

slut

yo momma

[TheRosemary85]

Jaymz is so damn hooooooooot!..and funny!

[CkY3221]

im a straight guy...and i fucking agree!

[postigaceltic]

Sorry, CkY but you're G!

[CkY3221]

uhhhh no

[idontwearundies]

that wasnt really that funny...

[defluxatory]

I love how James suddenly grew a persona and started acting like a real front man after Dave left.

YES! I WENT THERE!

[dalejr8630]

OH YEAH SO TRUE. Dave left in 1983 man. This was probably at the earliest 1988. Its been said that James was actually kind of shy in highschool. I dont think it was Dave leaving, i think it was him just getting used to the stage. And a little bit of alcohol... lol

[supascourge]

Yo mama. ROFL. Good one James

[sparda250]

what did he say i dont get the joke

[jkm99412]

I didnt get any joke, but james obviously had a few that concert (seattle '89)...."fuck yeah" on everything

[FrozenFire757]

that's funny shit right there. james rocks

[xXkatkajXx]

shit

fuck! xD

[metalcult32]

thats why this man is my idol xD

[MoOsHw]

Ok...that wasnt a joke, that was james just being...james.

[DeBomValt]

great comment!

[MetallicA4658]

man look at him on this id then what he looks like now.. he let himself go but he is still the best singer ever!

[TheRosemary85]

AWESOME!

[aerofang]

SLEEPIN NIGGERS

LETS WAKE SOME NIGGERS ALRIGHT?

lmfao... yea yea i know he said neighbors

[Haloman777]

Yeah its actually funnier when you think he say that

[TheJPfanboy]

l00l i thought he said sleeping niggers 0o

[Toxicstank345]

SidneyK1111, you are right, now that I think of it it sounds just like it

[boggsty]

yeah yeah dick eat shit fuck cunt fag slut your mother cool though!

[SidneyK1111]

0:37, it sounds like he said HAIL OBAMA

[bokuroker]

fail, he sais yo mama...... they didnt even knew who is obama back then probably

[honeycrack69]

where's the joke?

[HorstKirkPageKian]

OH YEAH! OH YEEEEAAAAHH!

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

SHIT!

FUCK!

CUNT!

FAG!

SLUT!

your mama!

if i was a neighbour i'd be mighty fuckin' pissed off!

:D

[Metalfan1005]

Can someone write it in english?

[Explorerrule]

I THINK WE HAVE SOME SLEAPING NEIGHBOURS, LETS WAKE THEM FUCKING UP!

YEAH

YEAH

SHIT

CUT

FANG?

YOUR MOTHER...

I hope it's English.. (I'm from holland, my English isn't what's it supposed to be :P)

James is so good there, too bad he isn't doing that stuff anymore live... :( Anyway, Love Metallica !!!

[MrRichTard]

sleeping neighbours :D

wat a crowd player

[nuklear41]

is he saying sleeping niggers?

[phuckinmetal]

back when metallica was metal

[metallicaloverfan]

AWESMÓME

[footballbeast13]

dane cook???? lol

[gallifa95]

OOH SII!! SIIIIIIIIII OOH SIIIIIII SIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! MIERDA!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!TU MAMA!!!!!! something like thatr!

[PrAggro]

I believe this is correct xD

[AztekPB123]

Are you deaf or just stupid?

[ozkardrums]

can some one write this joke on espanish

XD

[mrbutternice]

he sounds like dane cook to me..

[72metallicafan]

lol hell ya when hes like oh yaaaaaaa and hes likes slut ur mama =D friken sounds like friken dane cook

[Nilephan666]

i lmfao'd

[Metalfanseries]

james hetfield is hilarious ! \,,/

[nolfavrellcalamakta]

happy 46th birthday james! keep it fucking metal!

[Mikolajkiciak]

your mom. hahaha

[bottenbreker24]

LOOOOOOL, soo funny XD haha.

[KSIxXNINJAXx]

i think james idol was the kool aid guy

[fourn443]

oh yeah

[CreepingPingas]

lulz

[xblade12100real]

your mom lol

[mthmetallica]

lmao!! THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS

[ANGLRMZ]

Hetfield RULES!!!!!

[internalpeaceseeker]

james was badass back then, he changed a lot, he's right, im glad he god rid of drinking and the rest of it

[assasin3494]

he was better when he was drunk

[internalpeaceseeker]

yeah but if he kept drinking, his wife would have left him with his kids and he would have damaged his health too so he decided enough was enough

[assasin3494]

i would love to see hetfield back to drinking again he was way funnier.

[internalpeaceseeker]

i knew you were gonna reply that, yes i think james was more kick ass when he used to drink

90s metallica and s&m are my personal favorite

his wife told him this: james you're a bad influence for the kids and you're certainely not the person i wanna be around so he went to rehab.

[redbark6]

haha nice

[rockleevampire]

O' YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!! SHIT! FUCK! CUNT! FAG! SLUT! yo moma

ROFLMFAO! THAT WAS EPIC!!!! GET EM JAMES!!!!!! TEH MOST FUN AND AWSOME GUITARIST + VOCALIST I KNO OF SO FAR! xDDD

[kristobal94]

la cara

[Rectanguloid]

Epic win.

[SamTalmadge]

wasnt much of a joke...just a long string of obsenities to wake nieghbors up. lol. yah james

[daGhilliemanofCOD]

I hav this album Live Shit its called

[metallicaafx]

ben bravo mon champion lache pas la patate

[Enederq]

zajebiste :]

[xCMxMach]

id love to be woken up my Metallica any day lol

[NiGHTWiSHx4xEVER]

Haha, me too, I just hope that my momma never will enter in my room to wake me up too while James says SLUT YOUR MOMAAAAAA :D

[isuperkickuinballs]

join the club lol

[DimeForGod]

U have a mettalica what did u name it how old is it?xD

[KOLLERR11]

Mistrzostwo ;]

[EldubeG25]

Haha!

[Ibik]

lol

[redhard16]

hè james

[TheLightning9]

I cant hear him clear enough can someone please write down what he was saying please :S

[JaymzLea]

First he was like "Lets fuckin wake up some sleeping neighbors," followed by a long string of curse words, after which he said "If I was a neighbor I'd be mighty fucking pissed off now." Not really a joke. But still funny.

[kingofjupitersmoons]

i figure theres some sleeping neighbors out there i feel like fuckin wakin there asses up..lets wake up some neighbors OH YEA we have to wake there ass out of bed YEA YEA YEA YEA SHIT FUCK CUNT FAG SLUT YO MOMMA

[metalistas1993]

Tyvm.

[lordakamai]

I figure there is some sleepin neighbors uot here i feel like fucking waking their asses up how about you. ok lets annoy some neighbors alright OH YEA!!!!!! c'mon man we gotta wake their ass out of bed OH YEA!!!! YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA SHIT FUCK CUNT FANG SLUT YOUR MAMA If i was a neighbor i'd be mighty fucking pissed off

[killthenoob28]

he said faggot not fang

[MetalHeadChick130]

he said fag you idiot!

[ossibossi100]

james is sooooooooooo FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!­!

[marlboroman6667]

that was cool but at what point was there a joke?

[muratt]

he said shit fuck cunt,... then said your mother

[ElectTheDesert]

Didn't understood the joke. Could someone tell it to me, please ?

[123horton123]

omg i fuckin creased at this, it was so funny lmao

[drsimioindahouse]

ITS SO FUNNY TOO WHEN KIRK ENDS HIS SOLO AND says that was kirk hamster!!!!!!!!!!!

[superjoint57]

hey aznjt........james say's "if i was a neighbor, i'd be mighty pissed off"

[aznjt]

omg what did he say at the end?

i coudlnt catch it before ".... pissed off "

[DoYouLoveMetallica]

he said "yo mamma"

[boxer5543]

thats was fuckin awesome!!

haha crazy bastard XD

[PsichoGetUp]

FUCK....I LOVE METALLICA... i love james!!!!!!

[aussierock35]

i know but its hard, i didn't mind Jason though he wasn't to bad.

[jkon4709]

why cant he be like this now, he needs to start drinkin whiskey an smokin again lol

[jess16saint]

lol James Fucking OWNS!!!

[wershasherma]

thats fucking awesome

[metallicaFALLOUTBOY]

funny i love METALLICAAAAAAAAAA

[RockaRollaZombie]

0:38 ROFL YOUR MOTHER!!!

[081daniel]

im an athiest but metallica are the only gods i believe in lol!

[Solidiquis]

imma metallican

[zxCrashxz]

aimetallica man

[AranAnihalator]

lolololololololololol . Thats fucking helarious !!!

[PCamron90]

that's disturbingly funny!

[m4f14d4d]

are you stupid or what?

their new album has a lot of great songs !

all nightmare long

that was just oyur life

broken beat and scarred

the end of the line

cyanide

you are so gay man!

[aussierock35]

im just saying its not lyk there otheralbums lyk master of puppets and ride the lightning because it hasnt got cliff

[BxWong]

Cliff doesn't make a band.

If you actually LISTEN to the songs, then you should probably like most of them.

Get a new pair of ears and get your inner ear and eardrum checked.

You also need a brain scan, that spelling isn't very good.

[aussierock35]

i kno cliff doesnt make a band but he is a fucking awsome bassist i dont like rob trujillio and i listen to their music so what are you talking about

[Vejo3]

Its fucking bullshit man, if the newer albums sounded like the old albums you would still be here whining how Metallica never changed their sound. A little variation is good man! And its not like theyve strayed off the path of awesomeness, all nightmare long is thrashy as hell man! Old school babeh ;D

[A7XFAN012K8]

haha lol so wot he swares a bit get used to it its wot metal bands do he dont swear now though or at least not tht av herd woohoo hetfield \m/

[hyde097]

lmfao literally

[czkawa1818]

GODS