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  • as if theres no prostitutes in cambridge!!! i lived near histon rd, its full of em

  • Both legends

  • Actually, now that I think about it, women aren't that creative...

  • My name is Barry but my friends call me Wanker

  • he could have made that a lot funnier haha oh well

  • "There is 1 Steve here, 1 Steve there and NO STEVE ! HAHAHA" Lmao !

  • I just dont get why he talks in Polish...

  • the f*cking studio audience is so loud it fu*ks up half these scenes.

  • borat/ bruno worked best in america because americans are the best to annoy , they grab the bait everytime.

  • Thumbs up if you think the guy at 2:30 is from Utah.

  • Self-important American prat. Alas, Cambridge has plenty like him, usually doing an MPhil in something as intellectually compelling as basket-weaving.

  • I love the cheesy intro so much, The faces he pulls are priceless

  • Before you criticize other people, you should reflect upon yourself. That was just one American that he interviewed and you used one man to generalize the whole nation? Do you see the irony in your judgement? And not everyone share the same sense of humor, either. Obviously, the reason why you love watching Borat is because that is the sort of humor you're drawn to, but you must remember that not everyone is like you. And what if the American's seriousness was part of the humor, too?

  • 2:56 wanker

  • Why do the hell people laughing after sp Kenny Dalglish???? It's the best person from the Cambridge....

    Also is Borat a Liverpool fan?

  • Dumb American doesnt understand irony

  • "I am sorry you have to cut that off"

    "women cant think"...."yes the cant lol"

    "You bring your own women, I AM AFRAID"

    "there might be polo somewhere"

    "why you touch me so much?"

    "what did I do... no no no no"

    "they call me sitve, the call me brien..." lol of 10 min

  • Cambridge University as a tradition of teaching criminals. Google University of Crime and check it out.

  • Sacha actually went to Cambridge

  • @sf49ersrule Yeh he did. He went to my college (Christ's) and one day I hope to see a portrait of him here like other famous alumni. Would be hilarious.

  • I work in the shop just behind him at the start! Feels good seeing celebrities in your home town :)

  • how did that dumb american make it to cambridge?

  • The American was far too uptight & pretentious

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  • Its funny because sacha baron cohen went to cambridge

  • People call me "Steve"!

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  • like a "SEX" lol

  • I love it when he kisses them on the cheek, and they sort of try to be polite.

  • The comment about female creativity, it was supposed to be funny, but looks like some women here can't take a joke. Besides, other than Marie Curie, I couldn't actually name any famous women innovators/scientists/economis­ts off the top of my head.

    PS. In before some feminist tells me that's coz I'm ignorant about women contributions and proceeds to name very obscure female innovators/scientists/economis­ts or some other excuse like female rights and women not having had opportunities...

  • rofl, this is gold.

  • uh boy, here come the america-bashers out of the woodwork.

  • @WadabawSleeve

    "the only person that didn't go a long with it was the american.proves that americans don't have a sense of humour and should leave our country as they are all poison." unclejiggy1

    ...showing extremely high standards of proof there :)

  • the only person that didn't go a long with it was the american..

    proves that americans don't have a sense of humour and should leave our country as they are all poison.

  • That American guy is an uptight cunt.

  • why was there so much litter at cambridge in the end

  • for two reasons i love that part:

    1. Borat was hilarious & nailed it.

    2. It involves a stupid american gay prick

  • @Fred6191 I'm sorry you have to cut that off, thats very inappropriate of you adressing me in that matter.

  • loool @ 2:48 love that part

  • Why's he saying dziękuję and Jak się masz when he's supposed to be Kazhak? I know he's taking the piss so don't retaliate by stating the obvious.

  • 2:30 - What a gay prick.

  • The old man in the beginning is AWESOME! The douche at 2:30, however, not so much.

  • 777,999

  • Pricks like 3.00 make Oxbridge have there various myths/ stereo's.

  • whoooa check out the american cunt thinking hes all cambridge now hes big shit

  • yeah its great...

  • Woman have phyiscally smaller heads than men and thus it follows smaller brains. Woman femininsts should be rounded up and shot. they have runined western countries- otherwise we would have it all

  • I love your accents... so hot! lol!

  • HAHAHA

  • Isn't sacha Baron Cohen himself a Cambridge graduate? Must be ironic going back to your university and finding such narrow minded views

  • @hybridownsu Yeah, he is. Read history apparently.

  • Incredibly hard to watch, it literally hurts.

  • does anyone know the name of this song thats in the intro?

  • hav u seen ma mustaftiyaahmed ?

  • For fuck sake I was trying to look at videos to help me with an Oxford interview.

    I've now been watching Borat and Ali G videos for half a hour thanks to this link

  • @kingofsackslap dont blame this video for your weakness.

  • The guy at 2:50..uptight Canadian

  • he actually graduated for christ's college at cambridge university

  • borat has a new haircut!

  • he actually studied there too! =)

  • @snowdjagha I think many of the greatest british comedians wen't there =D

    At least most of the ones I like more.

  • @chaoswarriorbr yeah youre right. i think at least 2 members of monty python studied in cambridge.

  • @snowdjagha Indeed! I think more then 2, but I'm lazy to look for the info now :)

  • aneal138 So we men would not be here if it were not for women? And you claim the superiority of women made that possible by dint of fundamental reality? Really? Does that mean women conceive immaculately? All on their ickle itsy bitsy ownsomes with absolutely no help from anyone? Aaahhhhh.....diddumses!

  • Wish more men were like Borat, he doesn't try to control everyone.

  • Women are superior in the very fundamental reality that you would not be here without them.

  • @aneal138 Nor would there be any women without men. Stupid and pointless argument. Unless you can get pregnant with a dog, then maybe you got a point.

  • I love nerds.. serious cambridge nerds. they're great

  • Haha he went to Christ College... lol.

  • The irony is, he went to Cambridge...

  • no prostitution? should visit more of cambridge

  • hahah omg did this guy really say that women are not creative? it has been scientifically provent that women have more creative minds than men. Im a man and im saying this... what a dumbass

  • @eldavido761 I agree my wife always finds new and creative was to prepare meals. lol

  • @eldavido761 haha no, friend. women have been 'liberalized', and they STILL cannot keep up with men in all creative areas of life; music/art/technology/architect­ure and many more. They can EASILY do what they're trained to do, and maybe more efficient than men in some areas; but they canNOT think outside the box. All the major, creative innovations in this postmodern era have been men. Scientifically proven my ass lol.

  • @Daimionidas i have to disagree with u because u are simply wrong. most innovations in this era have been men only because women are not equal in all parts of the world. How many women have u heard of that are major surgeons? they are mostly men, while women are more than capable of being surgeons, society is dominated by men. if u decide to look at the video called "school kills creativity" by Sir Ken Robinson. It is mostly about schools, but he rests my case about women's creative capacities

  • @eldavido761 My friend I was talking about innovations in a women-liberated western world. They've gained freedom, but not acclaim in the forefront of innovations/creations. They're wired differently; a man seeks to do things differently, to change things, to find new ways, invent new styles, to win acclaim for being the first to do a particular thing; women follow their instincts, and are not interested in these things. Women seek protection/love/security/good genes. Men want to own the world.

  • @eldavido761 women r equal to men already, what u want is to have more rights than men. in most cases women do have more rights than a man e.g. in divorce cases

  • @RelativelyHostile1 It's been proven time and time again that women mature intellectually and emotionally faster than men. And the divorce thing comes from the fact that men think just cause all they wanted to do was stick their stick into the wrong hole, they don't have to deal with the ground hog and run away scared. Behind every man is a woman that keeps his head on straight, his temper even, and his reasoning clear.

  • @aneal138 okay listen to this, i always see women go bitch mode being hysterical but u never see a man like that. dudes r usually calm. whenever they do get angry, with another man they should fight and the outcome decides the quarrel (however i do not condone violence this is for extreme cases of anger, where it can only lead to violence). also, ur reply is trying to say that men can't think for themselves without a woman? sounds ridiculous to me

  • @RelativelyHostile1 Wow, you are living in denial major. So if men are usually even tempered and but you still say that they should fight it out (totally contradicted yourself, trying to please both ends of the spectrum, but your platform basically disentigrated) so explain to me why some men beat their wives, blow up building, stab and kill others, rape, etc. Now I understand that some men aren't like others, but the word "usually" even said lightly is a very strong word. Are you like 16?

  • @aneal138 You're living in denial, sweetheart. A man is usually grounded, calm thinking, rational. He has his own agenda, and is unaffected by anyone else's, especially a woman's. Men who lose control of theirself, or are run by emotions like women, aren't men. Any man that needs a woman to keep his head on straight, isn't a man. He's male...but not a man.

  • @Daimionidas Niiiiicely said. That philosophy has served me well in my continuing unmarried years!

  • @Daimionidas

    men are calm and rational?? HAHAHAHA biggest bullshit ive ever heard , who commits the most crimes??? murders? overall violent acts? that would be men . And in order to kill someone , you've got to be in a bloody uncontrollable rage . Men can't control their emotions.

  • @Jigpikchu I can kill you, and not be enraged. You believe that lol? Anyways I'm a man, so I'm always potentially dangerous, lethal. If the need arises, the outcome can be lethal. That doesn't mean I spend all day in a rage. Generally, men are calm grounded creatures. Ruled by logic. And the reason why we have the overall total lol? When women fight its cute, usually never lethal. Its adorable. Can't kill jack. They just can't. *winks*

  • @Jigpikchu

    That was an extremely ignorant comment. Men are stronger than women, and therefore men can usually commit crimes against both men and women. Women can usually only commit against other women or children. Women are usually not as creative or as creatively intelligent as men.

  • @Daimionidas (claps)

  • @tegofido ty, ty *bows

  • @Daimionidas um no, 'calm thinking' and being rational is not a 'male trait'. Both men and women can be calm thinking and rational, or flustered and irrational. Furthermore, all human's are 'run by emotions', men may not be as adept at expressing them quite often but you are affected by them just as women are- and there's nothing wrong with that. What is his- unaffected by anyone elses agenda ESPECIALLY a woman's? Defensive and insecure much? Not terribly rational either, darling.

  • @Bumblybee256 I smiled when I read your comment. What you think of me=rubbish. That's your own mis-perceived opinion. I'm a man of control; I don't know what kind of men you deal with, nor do I care to know lol. But I know what I am. The only emotions I express, are the ones I allow. Currently smiling at your cheap attempts with

    'defensive+insecure'...you need to do MUCH better than that, darling, but I can excuse you because you probably never met someone like me. *winks

  • @Daimionidas Sweetheart, I know for a fact that most emotions are not under voluntary control. You just stay in your socially constructed 'man box', fine with me. It's a big scarey world of people questioning your masculinity out there.

  • @Bumblybee256 Darling you're right, strictly from your vaginal perspective of course. Own a penis, and the world looks different lol. I dunno why, I find your denial cute. Makes you interesting. In a novel way, of course.

  • @Daimionidas Yes yes, I view the world with my vagina. You've never been a woman, so you have no idea what the world looks like as one. Pretty stupid thing to say. My denial of your ability to voluntarily decide on your emotions is based on neuroscience. You're not in control, you've been conditioned to view all things feminine as negative and remain in your socially constructed man box. Careful now.

  • @Bumblybee256 Sorry I just can't take you seriously; I find you cute, in all honesty lol. I love women darling, and I find your quip about neuroscience a lil arousing. I love all women baby, nothing negative about them; I'm not one of the 'hurt' types with an agenda. Only box I wanna remain socially constructed in yours, sweetheart lol believe that.

  • @Daimionidas ............and you think I'm taking you seriously? I find you amusing and quaint. Someone who believes he isn't manipulated into 'man speak' and talks as though he thinks others find him attractive. Nothing negative about women yet you've spoken about us in derogatory terms for the past several messages. Ok then, you have 'no emotions'. You're 'strong' and 'in control' and everyone who acknowledges a basic part of humanity is weak. Whatever floats your boat, dear.

  • @Bumblybee256 *smiles* Darling I smile everytime I see a reply from you. Lazy smile as I skim thru your girly harangue, I think its cute. I have emotions darling..that's why I smile at your replies. Its an emotion I allow to be expressed baby.Emotions have stages; the onset of it, and how you choose to handle it. If an emotion is necessary, I express it; if not, its repressed, it becomes null. Glad you find me amusing tho lol I admire your fiery-ness, such an excitable little thing *smiles.

  • @Daimionidas Oh god, you may smile at my comments, I nearly die of boredom halfway through yours. The dullest people are the ones who analyse themselves far too much. And I'm well aware that men who patronise women are simply insecure in themselves. You aren't annoying me, I feel for you.

  • @Daimionidas ....and how you choose to handle an emotion is not a 'stage of emotion'. Just a little piece of my wisdom for you there.

  • @Bumblybee256 *smiles lazily* missed u baby, been away for a week..ur messages and faux new age wisdom, all that..fem power. so cute. lets keep the correspondence up shall we? You're bored, yet you spew lengthy harangues at me. *grins* and btw I'm talking about emotion/reaction. Because objectifying an emotion with girlish reactions, makes it more substantial. Anyways I've missed you *grins* smiling in anticipation of your replies xoxo

  • @Daimionidas uh huh, hmmm? Yup. Sorry, just fell asleep after the first word there.

  • @Bumblybee256 lol come on. Your fieryness is sexy. Turns me on, your stubbornness. The way you 'stood' up to my maniliness, taking those redundant but cute shots at my masculinity. Prolly the only feminist I came across that made penis envy sexy. But this pretend boredom isn't darling.

  • @Bumblybee256 "You're bored, yet you spew lengthy harangues at me"<< is it just mere coincidence that after I said that...you cut your harangues down to one defeated sentence? Are you that easily daunted baby? We clicked, you and I..admit it *grins

  • @Daimionidas Nope......lost me again. Didn't even get the first word that time.

  • @Bumblybee256 So damn cute lol *grins...you surrender mm? Its natural for a woman to surrender to a man darling *slaps ass*...NEXT

  • @RelativelyHostile1 Interesting name: "RelativelyHostile". So are you a man, one that you claim is usually calm? I'd like to go ahead and present some research, since I have a BS and I don't believe in saying things without at least attempting to back them up with numbers: The BJS stated in 2005 that males are 10 times more likely to commit murders than females, males are 3 times more like to commit alcohol related violent offenses, and male to female incarceration rate is steady at 9:1.

  • @RelativelyHostile1 And in all fairness, I understand that you have a point to make, and so do I. I'm not a lesbian, nor do I like Women's Studies as I think it is just a bunch of whiners wanting rights which I think is a total waste of time (I was forced to take a course in it and hated it), I have a phenomenally wonderful fiance, and we see eye to eye, but these remarks from these closed minded men here are just what is making the world a sick and twisted place to exist in these days.

  • @aneal138 okay, you have sent me quite a few comments here (i think u replied to me in one of them when it was "Diamionidas" whom replied back to u).

    anyway, i think it is kind of instinct for men to fight amongst themselves, i.e. as it is observed with most males in the animal kingdom. In the society we live in today these actions are frowned upon greatly but, i said men should only fight in extreme cases.

    ......

  • @aneal138 .... also, wife beating is a stereotype hyped by the media, most of the time its the other way round but men don't go to the police because it is humiliating.

    my name is 'relativelyhostile' because i thought it sounded quite original and sorta cool, the hostile referred to in my name is to do with movie/ video game kind of violence (if i ever were to upload videos). it wouldn't be real violence only movie violence.

    and yes i am a usually calm man

  • @aneal138 okay...finally, about men flying planes into buildings? those were terrorists which have a religion that favour men over women so it could've only really been a male terrorist who would be doing that, because terrorist organisation is like an army there is even less reason for a woman soldier to do this (i.e. majority of soldiers are men).

    and yes my point is that men r treated more unfairly than women are, and if these responses seen too 'hostile' they r only for counter argument :/

  • @aneal138 just wanted to say i have nothing against u, and my original comment was to "eldavido761" because i didn't agree with the comment they posted.

  • @eldavido761 btw, some of history's biggest creators are either self-taught or home-schooled. I knew a girl, she had music in her genes (im a musician btw), had a GREAT critical ear, and she loved music. When I asked her about pursuing it professionally/creatively, she said she's not interested; she wanted love, and to raise a family, that was her goal in life. She's being true to herself. Most women want to cleave onto a man, dedicate herself to him. Stop being brainwashed by feminism, friend.

  • @Daimionidas exactly why America is in the shape it's in and Afgahnistan ended up in the shape it was in.. Men wanting to control when and if anyone should be able to breathe.

  • @aneal138 You're saying...that because we want to control women, that's the reason the world is in the shape it is today? I'm sorry, your vagina isn't that important; the world doesn't revolve around it. There are other more important reasons.

  • @Daimionidas I think it's good you're looking at other people's opinions, and defending the 'stay at home mum', but i would have to STRONGLY disagree that "most" women want to leave to a man/dedicate herself to him. Just saying! Im not one of those noobs who like to start comment wars, but I felt it needed to be said.

  • @Zelanore You see, some women realize that when its too late; read too many articles about 40 yr old successful women feeling empty inside because they chased a man's dream instead of following natural instincts. They're usually depressed as hell, even with their success in the business world, but its too late to start over at that point. And its ok to have an opinion, its cool.

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  • @Daimionidas everyone with an iPod has music in their genes...but its spelt jeans

  • @jimworth Lawl

  • Kenny Dalglish! KING!! YNWA

  • ha ha the guy at 2.50 is such a complete idiot - he's so brain-dead it's unbelievable

  • 'Women's minds can't be creative.' You heard it first from Cambridge University! A pearl of wisdom for all of us from the very top.

  • @IntrepidMoocher From the top? Is that a bar? "The Top" one of those smelly joints where all these "brilliant" men come up with their ideas and sit around talking to other guys. that's kind of gay don't ya think?

  • @IntrepidMoocher You realize the "Dr." is an actor and not a real academic?

  • @IntrepidMoocher

    99% of women have never had a creative thought in their life. Seriously. Even a Cambridge University professor said it!

  • @IntrepidMoocher I think that you and Daimionidas missed the point. The point of Cohen's Borat is not so that he can diss women, but rather reveal what kind of bigots exist in high places and influential positions. This clip is supposed to show that even in the most presitigious institutions such as Cambridge, there are a professors who share a very backward view of men being superior to women.

  • @Lumosnight - I'm sure you'd find the actual point is Sasha being funny. It's what he does.

  • @IntrepidMoocher If you ever attend British universities, you'd know how many professors there are racist and sexist, but they can get away with it because they are virtually untouchable by the system :S

  • @Lumosnight - I went to the Unoversity of Portsmouth and all my lecturers were normal people.

  • @IntrepidMoocher I'm talking about an actual proper university that belongs in the top 20, not the bottom 10

  • @Lumosnight - Oh, 'an actual proper University'.

  • @IntrepidMoocher Indeed. Not an institution that scored 81 out of 90 on the rankings (which Portsmouth actually did) while doing a degree in something ridiculous like 'Media Studies' :3 So much for male intelligence....

  • @Lumosnight - Perhaps you wouldn't like to rewrite that reply in English, which you actually did, while doing a degree in something ridiculous, like 'Grammar and Punctuation'. So much for female intelligence.

  • @IntrepidMoocher I didn't understand a word you wrote just now. Try writing something coherent for once, you 'butthurt' male. And no, in UCL they don't offer courses like that - but I'm sure in Portsmouth they do. You'd know more about it than I do, since you went there.

  • @Lumosnight - It was a simple parody of your jibberish. Do try to keep up.

  • @IntrepidMoocher Feeling insecure? Go play with your penis a bit you silly little boy who couldn't qualify to go to a better university.

  • oxford is better

  • @samhopkins1 academically at least, on the whole, cambridge is better. thats a fact.

  • @samhopkins1 In somniis tuis, amice

  • @samhopkins1 check the offical worldwide university league table LOL

  • @samhopkins1 dude check the university rating site Cambridge is currently the best University in the world.

  • @Gary190tube I take on board what you say - you have obviously met far more Americans than I have, and those I have met did come across as being in need of a humour transplant, much like the Little Miss Prissy American guy in this clip. Maybe American humour differs widely from ours, and yes, I am a Briton, but one who has never crossed the Atlantic. Is American friendliness really, really genuine or is it just skin deep? Jerry Springer???

  • I like how the drunken ppl were all havin a laugh with him too ;)

  • what i want to know is, do they only let the ppl with the stereotypical british accent into cambridge or summink? cos i swear hardly any of us have that accent

  • @RelativelyHostile1 that posh voice blags ,think they pretendin anyway lolo,.,.

  • @RelativelyHostile1 Nope they just have high entry requirements, which cuts out the vast majority of lower-middle classes

  • @RelativelyHostile1

    What? Out of the handful of people in the video, there's a distinct variety in the accent, including someone with a very obvious accent from America.There are people from all over the world and all over the country in Cambridge, with accents to match. The only criteria is academic ability.

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  • lol he made the old guy sexist ahahaha

  • 5.47 what the.. xD

  • @Skylinetaenzer use a colon noob 5:47

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  • @Zejex15 Yes please - preferably a jammie dodger. If a professor at Cambridge University specifically maintains that women are incapable of meaningful thought and are not psychologically or innately or spiritually creative then it's absolutely true, but I think most men have always known that anyway if only from experience and personal observation. Now go and tell that to Harriet Harman.

  • its funny that sacha baron cohen went to cambridge himself :)

  • fucking laughtrack

  • LOOOOL that nerd in the white made me fall of my chair

  • lol that was funny.

  • What an ignorant little prick...'This is a serious university'. This is the university which produced John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry and of course Sacha Baron Cohen. Serious university indeed!

  • thats innapropriate question.

  • creativity is superior to knowing an algorithm

  • 'I dunno.. just not traddition....' Such a Cambridge response :)

  • @theivyleaguer you're so the guy at 2.45

  • @theivyleaguer i think its funny how harvard and yale try their hardest to look like a British university anyway from their old pine wood furnished librarys to their cathedral architecture. Americans will always be influenced by the british taking that the language you speak is English aswell lol. not to mention that cambridge has gave birth to the smartest mofocker of all time Steven Hawkings.[

  • @theivyleaguer You sir are actually a retard. you forget when you say we are second to you that you are basically a more corrupt less democratic version of great britain get over yourselves you are a lazy fat stupid race that doesnt deserve to live.

    also you smell

  • @theivyleaguer My school is older than your country, so um, get over yourself.

  • @theivyleaguer More like Oxford and Cambridge come before Yale and Harvard.

  • @theivyleaguer I take it you didn't attend either :p

  • @theivyleaguer check the tables matey :)

  • i love borat but i wish the laughs were taken out

  • american bollocks can't have senses of humor.

  • that snubby little prick doesnt realise sacha is more intelligent than him

  • @weruti10 nevertheless he probably works for Merrill Lynch now, making a shit load and probably extremely pleased with himself...what an unfair world :p