Let's Play: Assassin's Creed II [PS3][HD] - Part 3: The Life of a Thief

[Wordslay]

Lol! Its funny how you fell and rolled into the destination spot.

[Natsudragneelluver]

The music is AHHH-MAAAAAZIIIINNNGGGG!!!! Love this frickin game!

[LSSTyranus]

giggity

[Dirtysmith458]

Is ut weird that the christina part gave me a boner

[VitoScaletta25]

@Dirtysmith458 NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... ITS COOL IT'D BE WEIRD IF IT DIDNT! XD!

[MrKratosrulz]

What is a "tartaruga" at 2:52?

[Deadpool6851]

@MrKratosrulz turtle

[EdXLover1]

After he does it with Christina, I was expecting you to say "giggity". I watch too much Family Guy. XDDD

[Ruisu7]

09:30+

Whoa, talk about "interactive action sequences"...

[fabse64]

"Video cannot be played on mobile." Seriously?

[unwrittenmariposa09]

"Fine but just for a minute."

"A minute is all I need."

"Indeed."

"Wait... that came out wrong."

lol, nice Ezio... nice. Good job selling yourself...

[CursedloverDemon]

Ezio: lol it's not what it looks like! She just needed ...help.... with some....things.

Me: /tilts head/ O-really?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[toturedsoul101]

Best opening of a video game ever.

[wandapurvis1]

i wonder if u had to do tht to fuck some one in real life? lol

[MrDarkwolf1995]

The race is hard. Its my first time playing. I am going wheir you are going but yet i keep on failing. I dont know why.

[Powerdevil81]

wat happened to part 4?

[Thecanadianien]

i am gealous of them for being able to live a life like that

[narutardtedr]

I wish me and my brother got along as well as ezio and his brother do.

[CometTheMicroraptor]

@BillOralRushRimjob It's called a Let's Play for a reason. They have commentary. Maybe you should go elsewhere if you don't want it.

[Reaper212323]

@BillOralRushRimjob Obvious Troll Is Obvious



[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@BillOralRushRimjob

Motherfucker you think this is a fucking game? You wanna have a fucking unnecessary curse word match? Well motherfucking asshole ramming Jesus, motherfucker, game on.

Piece of shit.

[skorch82]

@BillOralRushRimjob nobody asked you. soooo fuuuucccckkkk youuuuuuu

[lxlMidgetManlxl]

@BillOralRushRimjob its a lets play if u dont want it watch a walkthrough

[RickStrife2022]

@BillOralRushRimjob You my good sir are a dick. *smokes a pipe in a red velvet robe*

[Strife159Highloch]

@BillOralRushRimjob Wait, couldn't you just mute it? Problem solved? And how is his voice shrill?

[TwilightHolder]

@BillOralRushRimjob A let's play is a walkthrough WITH commentary, if you dont want commentary search a walkthrough

[snipes503]

@BillOralRushRimjob wait he doesnt have a shrill voice. go suck some monkey balls.

[TheElite161]

@BillOralRushRimjob A let's play is like a walkthrough but with commentary if you want to show someone something without commentary watch a walkthrough!

[TheDevilBoi171]

the first doctor that you visit in the game can be stabbed,slashed or whatnot with the hidden blade,sword and dagger.it's awesome.he's a doctor he should heal himself...so he can't die!

[fryinskillet101]

if i could move around like that i could do anything

[BornAgain39]

sex is discosting i wish i could fuck  her up

[Meshakhad]

Beautiful opening

[coolbro34]

Thanks for helping me what way to go in race xD I started and, Didnt know where to go

[LaV0lpe]

@RicardoMWSoares AC2 has some of the best music in gaming in my opinion

[DvUSoldiers]

i like the theme played during the race !

fkn epic music

[firelordzuko100]

how the hell do you record your tv so perfect what do you use and where can i buy it

[XhunterDragon96]

there must be a trophy called "u interact to much"!!!

[prooijtje]

@XhunterDragon96 but it's never to much

[brandonator202]

Do you have a Let's play of GTA IV?

[XhunterDragon96]

@brandonator202 no for that it's gta series videos (NO SPOILER)

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

I just learn how to swear in Italian! Awesome!!

[Danoszbanosz]

I noticed that that's not the biggest problem, but my character always jumps back when I want him to jump up

[MrDarkwolf1995]

@Danoszbanosz I have the same problem. He jumps back whem i want heim to go up. so the other guy always wins. I took a brake after the 25 try. I,m not sure if its literaly 25, i lost count.

[Danoszbanosz]

no, not Ezio, the other guy, who I race with....

[Danoszbanosz]

Hello, I play this game on PS3 too, but I cannot get over this race, because Ezio starts the race at the top of the opposite building!! So he has vast advantage anyway. Any ideas?

[100pwndragons]

He screwed her up in the end

[devil68409]

@brandonator202 ya u play as Ezio all the game but u get pulled out and play Desmond at places @TheValiantBob u have to change ur clothes.

[luckyrockeragmyt]

I LOOOOVE the way Ubisoft opens a game!

[TheValiantBob]

is there a way use Ezio's original outift in the opening throughout the game?

[brandonator202]

Are yo gonna play as Ezio the rest of the game? That sounds stupid but do you?

[rockincat12]

PLS PLS PLS PLS do a acb playthrough

[TheDawg412]

WTF I CAN'T BEAT HIM FUCK

[bloodletter489]

anyone else notice that desmond had a cut on his lip too?

[chimaera245]

any1 else love the music for the race

[AzureFeatherfly]

Awesome playthrough and thank you for doing it as intended and with commentary to boot. Thank you once again.

[AzureFeatherfly]

After 3 videos I can already tell that this is one of the best playthrough of Assassin Creed 2 I have ever seen. I have gone through the game twice, and love the game and this playthrough is one of the few that does the game justice.

Players do not know how to drop and grab, counter, make jumps without losing health, disarm Brutes and Seekers, free-run accurately, and use affectively many of the games major mechanics.

Then there is also the Glyphs and Tomb Seals that are completely ignored.

[SuperMicklovin]

i only watched this cuz of the epic opening.

"It is a good life we lead,brother"

"The best"

"May it never change"

"And may it never change us" Loved it.

[thunderclan101]

Christian Vespuchi? As in Amerigo Vespuchi?

[Diablo666Daemon666]

Dirty Ezio!!

[Diablo666Daemon666]

Fottiti!! Lol, what is that language?

Hey Skorch, do you mind that i use clips of your videos in my "Total E-Clips" videos?

[hustlax]

@Diablo666Daemon666 Pretty sure the language is Italian.

[bboynemosaleen]

I like the music of the part when the Assassins creed title comes up.

[Arnest123]

i swear to god Ubisoft makes the best games <3 \,,/ ^_^ \,,/

[PlanetGaminglolz]

Assasin's Porn

[asiisn]

One of the best moments in The history of video game

"It is a good life we lead, brother ."

"The best. "

"may it never change."

"And may it never change us ."

[cryhwks]

@asiisn plus the epic music

[jsmasterlubu3]

How come with games shared between consoles. PS3 graphics and smoothness is so much worse than 360? It's odd.

[414beck]

I so need this game. I so need to learn stelth. the weard thing is that I have all the metal gear solid games.

[ParadoxBattleZone]

Well, at least I learned how to say "Go fuck yourself" in Italian.

[LUKEGUN000]

I wish life was like 9:25

Triangel KISS!

Circle o'yeah!!!!!!

[leahdonato]

i can't get passed the race i tryed like 26 times

[GoldMoney1000]

The best game intro ever

[x2did]

yep im arabic i can heal you up xD

[skynet091287]

That race against your brother... I always thought i JUST made it by nearly flying up there, by you seem to be able to win even if you screw it up badly...

[IamMrMister007]

You are great at teaching this game. I hope you do AC BrotherHood!!!

[DrasticDavid96]

I seriously need to get this game.

[sasorinodanna13]

they are looking at the assassin's creed 2 logo!

[agentaldo71321]

so eaasy omg you just got started

[Bibrid]

lol baby brother u have alot to learn u bitch

[wheredidhuntergo]

Am I the only one who got a boner to the first viewpoint wen it doubled in as an intro?

[74541j0]

u can also just go straight to the church, much faster. =P

[painwillovercomeu]

man i suck at this on assassins creed 1 i was like JUMP DAMIT!

[bnukillz29]

loved this game cant wait for the new one assassins creed brotherhood =D ...... btw skorch love your walkthoughs man =]

[sonicman52]

ignore what anyone says skorch82  you rock

[Vexkion]

I love the music when on the roofs. Pure genius

[3klo]

cencored

[Slycooperthethief1]

9:26 they are having sex

[Tweete89]

Yeah SEX ]:->

[kfheisler]

the sex scene is like god of war

[ZIGENARE09]

fuck i hate race frist

[kingjnorik66]

they are getting wise to your presence because they are di' pazzi's men

[gallogian2]

This game has an AWESOME intro!!!

[aimeehenselsf1]

Cool game the graphics at 0:02 really is funny I managed to get this game free here 115 games . c o m There are literally thousands of playstation 3 games available I couldnt beleive that they are all free too awesome game and site

[rocksock00444]

the doctor looks like he came out of bioshock

[yondaime9113]

accually Cristina is forcably engaged to a templar who she assasinates (and many other guys)and gets her own kingdom and i THINK she gets Ezio in the end also chica bow wow :3

[PS3demon97]

@yondaime9113 did u read the book or sumin' to find that out.

[Poisonedheart1996]

Im now sure of what games i want: AC2, ME2 and Red faction Guerrilla.

Definetly getting them

[bonedragon17]

Can you say, Giggidy Giggidy Goo? lol

[mr902871]

lol go fuck yourself

[BigBlueChippy92]

"a minute is all I need."

"indeed."

poor ezio, even the women push him down :)

[PS3demon97]

@BigBlueChippy92 tbh i don't understand that joke can u explain it to me pls.

[BigBlueChippy92]

@PS3demon97 it's meant as a reference to the time ezio takes when they make love :) she hints it as a quickie ^^

[narutofan4545]

Whats the song at 3:45

[narutosfart]

press o to undress the girl...press A to fuck the girl

[iHyperPinoy]

@narutosfart too bad there's no A button

[AssassinVenice]

@narutosfart Press O to undress the girl and X to fuck the girl in this case.

[tippy4674]

they put herbs in that beak to keep the air clean

[Gegeratsu]

Who wonders what happened to christina after Ezio left her house?

[47claymore]

lmao. ha-

[Gegeratsu]

@callum961 its so easy, if you can't do that wait for the later missions *evil laugh*

[VelvetVixen21]

Great!! I was wondering why the Doctors looked like scary birds. They could put an eye out with that mask :)

[Poisonedheart1996]

Should i get this game next?

[SilentEcho8]

yes you should, lol

[zeus151000]

1:10-1:13-----XD lol. Nice vid man.

[TheLastEmporer999]

im gettin some pussy tonight!!!

[zeldamaster52]

@tonyssss yeah youd think ezios girlfriend would be important

[zeldamaster52]

weird how after this we never see cristina again ever

[chris8EmO]

lol "Fottiti!" is go fuck your self :]

[Diabl0pl]

"Who's there?" "Me!" XD

[GameHelper26]

why does he need to give us a tutorial? i really wonder in his first AC2 Parts 1 and 2 and 3

[louierockdrop247]

im eleven i mean

[louierockdrop247]

uh o im ten and i dont think im allowed to wathe the end of this vid o whatever i like it kinda

[MrGrizllybear]

skorch should include dave and zack again

[xarlygen]

in xbox is better:s, I've both versions, and in Xbox see better than in ps3:s

[AN1ME4ever]

hey skorch82 you are really good it is nice to watch the vids. i dont have that game but it is interesting to look how u are playing it

[itzDOSU]

a minute is all i need lmao

[kiminokami]

I would be like "What about an hour?"

[MonsterBaumster]

Could quite possibly be beacuse he is "retarted"

[skorch82]

retarded is spelled wrong.

[Playcool18]

the hair of the characters doesnt look to good

[MadGamerDude]

This games awesome on the 360...but it looks good on the ps3 to.

[sgtCbb]

@MadGamerDude well duh both are good xD but fallout 3 is better on xbox... to bad im using ps3 -.-...

[SlientChaos]

@sgtCbb oh wah wah wah

cry me a river mofo (i could be kidding)

[SlientChaos]

@sgtCbb dude i was kidding about that btw

[sgtCbb]

@SlientChaos sure sure xD

[DarkPulse121]

watch the other parts

[blender7]

that whole "press circle to de-clothe her. press triangle to totally nail her." bit was hilarious.

[Mysterioso88]

Bow chicka bow wow

[PS3demon97]

@blender7 lol nail her

[rockit305]

Ezio is a player. Oh fuck he got caught

[1xpto]

A minute is all I need...

Indeed

Owned xDDDD

[rupimumaa]

dude what TV do u have?!?

[mikeccuk2006]

I swear the PC version looks alot better >.>

[metalmarshal303]

hahaha cant wait to get this game, you have a girlfriend, this SA all over again

[heyjo0205]

omg amazing vid quality, the best i've seen so far! amazing job once again skorch82!

[killaian]

EZIO GOT LAID!!

[jamiesmiz]

you're like the whore of youtube, thats about 4-5 vids ive seen u say something like that

[ziye08]

damn, your HD 1080p looks amazing, I can already tell the difference between yours and my 1080i =(

[taourentslo]

you can go directly to the roof top not around it it will count

[icyrazor]

OMG THANK YOU. This looks so much fucking better on the ps3 than 360

[salazar1134]

oh that came out wrong

AHAHA

[jamiesmiz]

u shouldnt do the databases they take waaaay too long

[Mikato1]

lol that is so funny i love this game

[pablosamjose]

will th GA crew be on this walkthrough?

[DaSposh]

I beat this game in 14 hours and a few minutes. I enjoyed the whole game. :D

[skorch82]

yeah, i know. is that against the law?

[stormshadow227]

LOL! fottiti

[Jehansi]

hes a noob though..

[superbad42]

@lolcatmanrockon yeah but tehnevs isnt doing any of the side quest things...and skorch has proven that he shows all the fun by doing at leat some side quests...like in prototype and infamous

[lolcatmanrockon]

yea i know but still teh nevs does the side quests l8tr

[NetMoverSitan]

Ezio got rumbled. using italian when speaking profane phrases, that's a more original way of filtering it for english.

[pablosamjose]

um wats with the red hay

[worrior00020]

BEST INTRO EVERRRRRRRR

[FuckingPolitics]

god of war anyone?