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  • hate to burst your happy hippy bubble guys, but it was a hoax by The French Magazine "Le magazine des voyages de pêche" as an april fools joke in the 2006 edition

  • they just looked at it swam around it yeah they bit it but not like they were trying to totally destroy it but like a nibble and heres an interesting fact for you they have the same bite force as us they have to test something with there mouths its the only way they can but they dont come at you and kill you as soon as you go in the water they are more curious then deadly

  • god damn everyone stop bitching sure sharks arent usually like this but they arent fucking killing machines looking to bite someones fucking head off every five seconds i have actually dove with these animals tiger, bull, and great white sharks and are they didnt come at me wanting to bite my head off as soon as i got in the water they are just like human babies honestly really curious i was even looking at other vids of people diving with them they put a dummy out in the middle of the water and

  • 0:42 so this is how jaws posters came.

  • this is sooooo cute xxx

  • What a pair. This I think is a rare friendship. Well Humans have been around only just a blip in time to those who have been around somewhere like 420 million years.

  • WELL HEY, BEING SUCH GOOD FRIEND, JUST JUMP IN HAVE A NICE SWIM WITH IT. IT JUST WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU HONEST... IT REMEMBERS YOU, YOUR SAFE NOW, JUST JUMP IN... BUT LET ME BRING MY VIDEO CAMERA....AFTERWARDS I PROMISE TO TELL YOUR STORY TO THE PRESS...... DUMB ASS!

  • IT'S ALL GOOD UNTIL ONE DAY, IT'S A DIFFERENT SHARK THAT POPS UP AND HE THINKS IT HIS BUDDY. THEN OPPS... NO MORE ARM. OR LIFE... JUST PLAIN STUPID. SHARKS ARE PREDITORS, MEAT EATERS, THEIR NOT OUR FRIENDS!!!

  • @HAWKWINDgrafx i hate people like you

  • @Phe0nixRIzin

    There's a good reason why you hate people like me, because if you and me were in a boat together and that shark swam up, I'd push you overboard so fast you woundn't know what ate ya....lmao...lol....lol...lol

  • @HAWKWINDgrafx well it will never happen because a dumb fuck like you can't have a friend that own a boat, only scrubs would put up with you, and scrubs like you would not enjoy nature, so maybe you should just throw yourself at the shark and make something good of your life by feeding a shark, yeah I hate you too, but you would never be able to push me down the boat, cause like I said, I don't hang out with dumb fuck!

  • this is legit lol made my day hahaha

  • Well even if it's true, I wouldn't trust her if she came to visit me. Look at those teeth! I wouldn't trust her to not get overwhelmed by her desire for my arm. LOL

  • c sharks are loving animals.(sometimes,it depends on the shark) i wiah that a shark would b my friend!

  • This is legit because I saw it on Shark Week. Its a bull shark. Imagine what their babies would look like. In fact, he gets a long with all of the bull sharks from her pod. Isn't that fucked up? Even during feeding time! Now thats crazy. But hey, not all sharks can be mean.

  • Yes, I heard it was photoshopped and all sorts. Though sharks have been demonised, I doubt that one would react in the way suggested in this clip

  • what load of bs, from start to finnish

  • @rafniki420 no its true because it was on shark week.

  • مش دى أغنية محمد فؤاد ياجدعان ؟؟ ....مين اللى سارق مين ؟؟

  • This dude spend a fortune in kibbles

  • I guess a blow job is out of the question then??

  • aw, this is co cute :D <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 this is truly amazing :)

  • SO GLAD THIS WASN'T WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

  • what a crock of shit

  • If i was in that canou i would be scared and shit in it's mouth

  • so....wheres the shark?

  • 0:36 "Shark" i said Don't touch me !

  • wasnt there a crocodile in peter pan that did something similar

  • I'm Aussie! I went to the Sydney Aquarium today actually and I saw a few Shark's there, there was this one HUGE one where all the fishes would hide when it came near, I don't think it was this Shark though :)

  • i think she wanted to give him a hicky

  • Whether this is true of not, I do not care a jot! I LOVE the way this shark is HAPPY! Does it not make a difference to you all? Any animal who can be so happy is going to make us feel good too!

    Fake? Who cares? Lovely to see the shark playing!

  • A shark liking a human, but not as food?! Wha!

  • sharks loves to chew you:D

  • sharks have love to and THAT is love

  • HeritageChristianFel theres a legit video on this showing the shark following him

    sup foo!

  • love sharks :))

  • Pet a fukin shark if u want 2...Imma just chill and smoke this blunt..cuz dats jus cwazy!

  • Yes! I'm cool for reading the description. I knew one day that it'd pay off.

  • don’t worry some as hole will harpoon her for you

  • @Rielly1Chris its actually been proven that a shark knows the difference between a seal turtle and human. But if we are stupid enough to venture out where those animals live, hunt and what have you, your bound to get hurt. A shark is an animal, an animal eats, if the animal is that hungry it will eat whats closest to it in order to survive

  • @D3LAY123 Sharks don't eat humans we'er too boney for them but maybe they just hate us cause they think we'er evil and this sharks seen we'er not all bad.

  • total bullshit

  • what aload of shit most of those pictures are from south africa.

  • 113 people are going to get eaten by a shark!

  • @TheArmadillo17 10 billion animals are going to get eaten by humans in the U.S. this year alone!!!

  • @SU2340 I know, I was just joking because that was the number of dislikes, and I love Sharks!

  • FAKE. I HAVE SEEN ALL OF THESE ACTUAL FOOTAGE VIDEOS THAT SHARK CAME UP TO ATTACK AND HE PET IT AND CUT OPEN HIS HAND

  • I would say to the thousand stupid people who keep thinking that killing dangerous are a good thing , that they would have to find something else when wild animals won't be exist anymore , this planet is going to be sad when our futur kids won't see wild at all.

  • sharks are horrible animals

  • i think she was inlove with your boat LOL just kidding....

  • And we humans STILL think we're the only sentient ones.

  • Nah Sharks arn't murdering man-eaters that everyone makes out to be. but i still bet that fisherman wouldn't jump in the ocean to hug it.

  • killing machines or not, if u were left in australian waters for the day with just a life jacket on you would be killed by sharks before anything else e.g starvation, drowning.

  • @TheAmericanDane my cousin was and he saw almost all the sharks in the australian oceans including great whites and bull sharks and all the sharks left him at bay

  • @snakemast66 what your cousin was.... left out in the ocean with just a life jacket? lol and all the sharks in the australian oceans came to visit, great whites, bull sharks ect ..... but then left him alone....hmmmm. lol you mean he was in a cage/boat and free to go in the water or not as he wished.

  • @TheAmericanDane well ok not alone but it was at night and he WAS NOT in a cage just free swimming ALL NIGHT he was in a tour with one person but still nothing happened during his dive

  • @SesyiBilliio85 Than go to a chatroom ?

  • the shark is waintg for him to get a little bigger and maybe until he dippeshis leggs in the water... shows how smart these creatures r

  • thats a fucking big great white.

  • I wish I had a megalodon friend that only I knew of ^_^

  • @ 0.34

    man: GET OUT OF MY WAY BITCH I DONT LOVE YOU

    shark: WHYYYYYYYYYYY BBY

  • He has a pet shark! how lucky!!

  • if this is true then thats really awesome =) 

  • Hoax Slayer says it's an april fool joke.

  • You can suck my dick he saved her from fishing nets and now they are friends .. hahahahaa  oh i cut my leg a little ohhh it's bleeding watch her love turn to hmmmmm you look tasty!

  • The video might not be authentic but the kayak picture and some of the mixed pictures are from an article on this event. So look up the actual event if ur interested

  • YOU TUBE SEARCH "CHRISTIAN THE LION"

  • the blowjob will be a little bit difficult

  • @cucaratsa76 yea thats gonna hurt XD

  • @cucaratsa76 Not unless she uses teeth...

    Should be fine otherwise :)

  • wow that is amazing

  • this video is a hoax. Some photos are from south africa, not Australia. And, you can tell these are different sharks in the photos! The "petting" photos were taken from the scientist (name escapes me. he's on discovery channel) who believes you can put a shark into a trance-like state by touching their noses. None of this "love story" is even remotely true.

  • @HeritageChristianFel I don't know why people agree with your obviously unthoughtful comment, if you stopped to think you'd realize that the pictures are just there to add to the story, they are not part of the story...... It's like a slideshow with a song....

  • haha awwwwwwwwwww

  • lying bitch, your a fake fuck off

  • @5Fathom5 Very intellegent replay... Hope you didn't hurt your head with that one.

  • @i8alldacookies nah my head is fine, I hate liars, this vid is a hoax

  • Go to your Search Bar and type in "Man Befriends Crocodile" That would be the story that is this trying to rip off. On a positive note; at least one of these stories is real.

  • 儘管故事是假的~但照片是真的~

    我也願意相信`是鯊魚的善意才讓人靠近觸摸及拍照!!

    且故事雖假~但不扼殺保育類動物才是真的

  • id be freaked out!

  • what is the name of the song??

  • Awe! :) sharks don't seem scary any more but still im still gonna take care around them

  • The pictures show two different body builds, not the same guy, the larger boat was baiting sharks, and oh how romantic that they say its a female shark and so its in love with a man, its all made up. Two years and this is the best pictures of closeness between them, oh sure. that guy in the kayak is lucky that shark gave up thinking he was a seal.

  • What if she gives him a love bite. :o

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  • @SoldatSolutrea Sharks are not mammals. Sharks are a branch off of fish. Also, Sharks only at exceedingly rare moments make noises (Ironically, the video maker is correct with the "grunt", as that is how it is often described). I wish this was real, and I would completely have believed the 'shark stalking the boat' due to bit, which was cute, but the petting thing is unrealistic. When sharks are turned to their backside, they're immobilized in motor functions and is highly uncomfortable.

  • @HearTheLightning actually if a white shark turn to it's backside it can not easily get inmobilized due it's weight and height so i think that shark canm do that but just for a few time and that few time... and something else... apart of being just a big fish it's a living form so i can imaghine that actually that shark could be grateful

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  • @yeuskas I have to say I don't know specifically with Great Whites, but Tiger Sharks and other sharks of varying sizes are quite immobilized, but either way, that is unimportant. After a few minutes of searching, I found a site which contacted the magazine that this article was in, and the magazine stated that the article was an April fools prank... nothing more or less. This isn't real.

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  • thats sooo cool, really! she really loves him and she`s so thankful...really nice story! thanks so much for free the shark! because they are so gratefull animals and they are almost gone from earth because uf us "human" beeings...think about that!

  • amazing! Animals are capable of just about any emotion.

  • I want a pet shark...

  • This story is a HOAX

  • music name?

  • thats awsome wat a pet to have n must be quiet a sight to see a apex predator show aside like that would completly change peoples mind

  • H-O-A-X

  • sharks are really very peaceful creatures, Humans are truly the savages of the sea, sharks kill 5 people a year, and never intentionally hunt humans... People kill 3 sharks every second (100,000,000 every year)... mostly for shark fin soup (where 95% of the shark is wasted and the used fin does'nt contribute any taste or nutrition), think about it, when was the last time you ever saw shark on a menu? than why do we kill so many?

  • sharks kill 5 people every year, elephants kill more people than sharks do !

    but because sharks dont look "cute" we think that they just want to kill.

    its not true, not once has a shark actually ate someone, people die form lack of blood loss not becuase a shark has eaten them.

    i wish people would get over all the stereotypes and realize that sharks are really shy animals that shouldnt go unrecognized.

    honestly watch shark water, you will fall onlove for the animals.

  • @Rockin818 i totally agree. when u think a bout it, we r just as bad or worse than sharks cuz we eat meat too. the shark attacks because a mistake in identidy. some r blind.

  • @greatwhitemike54 exactly, like were killing these animals for our benefit when in truth the sharks cartlidge has no benefit for us. and shrak infact due get cancer... i honestly wish people would get there facts straight and stop killing these helpless animals. they are honesrly gorgeous and should have just as much respect as any other animal. i hate humans there ruining everything, and they are the ones causing the problems on the earth.

  • Anyway, if you get into water, and there is a shark around, it is probable that it will go to taste you, I really dont think is by accident, they are predators which in low waters are usually hungry. I dont have anything against them, but for sure they are very dangerous and can attack/taste you anytime.

  • @mgarciah ya they need food to live.the attack cuz they have too

  • This story is completely untrue, internet search it if you must. Sharks, along with every other non-mammal, let alone sea creature, is totally incapable of affection while bears, dogs and lions can be capable of affection (since they're mammals.) I wish it were true as well, yet the only reason this slideshow has 1.3 million+ views is because people are just downright interested in sharks.

  • @SoldatSolutrea, sharks are mammals dumb ass

  • @tommoore2012 fail.

  • lol nice, that's coll wish i could touch a shark once like that. They are amazing creatures 

  • Probably got his arm bitten off the next day..

  • I HATE So MUCH THE Sharks!!

  • @Animer94 y? u and i ande everyone else are the same as them, we eat meat and we r probly scary to cows an chickens and pigs

  • fake

  • look im not gunna say it will eat him and im not gunna say he is nuts (prob is) all i will say is if i one of them things came in 50 miles of me and i knew about it ..... i would shit myself like you would not beleive and then if it did eat me i could say hahahah i shit in your mouth mo fuckaaaa

  • FUUUUUUCKKKKKK that shitttt!

  • dose he get in the water with it?

  • *Woman "pets" shark* "Hello Sharky, How are you today?" "CHOMP." *Shark takes woman's right arm*

  • Dude, you guys keep saying that it's ganna eat him..? Sharks don't eat people because they want our meat to eat or whatever. They do it on accident because they think we are something we're not. Like, a seal or turtle. They don't like the taste of us. And they sure as hell don't do it because of defense. An animal knows when it's in danger and sharks know that we're like, the weakest things in the sea.

  • @Rielly1Chris lol... u r an idiot. They LOVE the taste of us!

  • @Rielly1Chris sharks dont hate how we taste you idiot. stop with all these myth opinions. sharks eat EVERYTHING. they can eat up to 1400 Lbs a day of shit. were full of blood and salt, just like seals, or anything else in the sea, its not true sharks DONT like humans. its a stupid myth opinion so that person could sound smarter

  • @Rielly1Chris What about this thought. Do sharks have taste buds, like we do? If they do then I'm pretty sure a majority of them wouldnt like the taste of us, hence their checking nature of mouthing. But if this is true, then there are some out there (most likely a very small portion) that do like the taste. Again, this is just a thought and I would love to see if there is any proof of this being true or not. Recall the summer in Jersey where like 3 people died in a 5 day span from a shark.

  • @PacoArmenexican -you kind of make a good point, but Jersey was 95 years ago mate!

  • @PacoArmenexican humans taste shit

  • @Rielly1Chris scs eh ma se fosse vera sta cs xke nn si fa un bagno insieme a lui??

  • @Rielly1Chris Humans taste shit

  • @Rielly1Chris Right, and that's why they don't just let go when they taste us. Sharks just plain eat people. It's not a rare event. Deaths caused by sharks may not be all too common, but they don't happen for no reason. They happen because sharks like the taste of anything that has blood in it. Sure the initial attacks are usually from mistaken identity, but when they continue trying to kill you after they find out you aren't a turtle, it's obvious they don't care.

  • @PredatorKillsAlien In some cases yes.It depends on the shark.Tiger, Bull and Oceanic White Tips will eat people but humans are not usually on the menu for Great Whites.They often test their prey by mouthing it . Humans do not have the right fat/meat/bone ratio that Great Whites would consume naturally.They eat seals.That is their favourite prey. Where your statement goes wrong is that you are basically saying sharks are indiscriminate killing machines which they are not.

  • @HeavySabre70 There's no evidence to suggest otherwise. Sharks do test things with their mouths due to poor eye sight in most cases. That's why most civilian craft have someone to push great whites away before they decide to test the motor. However, like I said, it's pretty obvious that sharks don't care. They may not eat you, per say, depending on the individual shark, but if they can help it, they aren't going to let you live, either.

  • @HeavySabre70 yeah u never see someone ride any of those sharks except a great white!

  • @Rielly1Chris when kick to swim it thinks we are an injured seal or something.

  • @Rielly1Chris

    ure so right here is someone who understand sharks :3

  • @Rielly1Chris its true bbut it may also be because when we hurt them

    

  • @Rielly1Chris lol that they dont like our flesh is bullshit .. mostly a human resists and also punching a shark on the nose wich is highly sensitive. Fish swims away and cant defend themselves while being attacked. Taste doesnt matter , hunger always reigns supreme.

  • @Rielly1Chris i hurd they not a fan or indian or chinese

  • while we dont learn with the shark we keep being part of their diet .....yeah right

  • lol will you marry me? RAWWWRRRRRRRR! (yes)

  • Cuter than a dolphin :P.

  • people have got to think all because there wild animals doesnt always mean there voilent only means they live in the wild this shark story could be real

  • i cant read that language im from Bikini Bottom :S

  • Awwww how sweet.

  • I'd fucking shoot it if i was him.. right in the face... ugly fucker, LOOK AT IT 0:39

  • @TheSalmon92 How bout i shoot your mother in the face after i fuck her? how pathetic do i sound? perhaps you might learn from this.

  • @requiemaura thank youu for teaching me not to rape peoples parents

  • @TheSalmon92 I bet you're fuckin uglier. I'd shoot u right in the face 1st. And I'd enjoy watching bit's of your skull and brain and flesh and eyeballs flying all over the fuckin place.

  • @PJBum1973 I am, im fucking disgusting... please do the world a favour...

  • Impressive feat, but one day if he continues it will eat him.

  • As I have learned, pictures are real but the story is fabricated,

  • good shark! now go catch me some fish

  • Liar... you have a nice computer with photoshop... get a life or even better get lost in the sea

  • dude that things freaky as shit

  • Awwww the robot from Jaws fell in love. Cute

  • aaawwwww soooo cute xx

  • super ist das viedeo

  • awwwwww

  • AWWWWWWWWWW

  • wishful thinking , Was a hoax unfortunately ,

  • ahhaha the shark finally found his toothpick

  • at 39 the shark is smileing like this=D....

  • this sharks is a fag lol

    

  • I just love the fact that the fisherman helped the shark at all. Good for him =)

  • thats crazy cool!!!!

  • Are you serious?

  • right.

    and then i step ahead for the magazine and yes, there is a "Le Magazine des Voyages de Pêche". this is is the link:

    voyagesdepeche . com / 56 . htm

    the 56.htm goes directly to the 56 editon, and we can see an interview of this edition. i did translate all topics and read nothing about arnold, our a cute shark, i think a story like this should be there.

    but we still can see a guy petting a shark in this video...

  • 0:47 omg I would shit myself if I met that shark in wather, so scary look

  • wtf this is really big

  • worlds strongest redneck thinks sharks r the coolest BYYYEEEE!

  • shark: hey can you go out with me?

    man: sure let me eat you first!

  • lol..thats pretty cute..o-o

  • I'm sure if she wanted to kill him she could have done it all the times he was petting her. Plus sharks could love.....Or not, who really knows?