Swedish Chef: Dough

[xiahuate]

srry dough not turckey sprinkile tha doo

[xiahuate]

i wanna find wild turckey

[MrSec2]

mingling die fleeeur! He is a goddamn genious. My favourite scene of worlds funniest chef :)

[AfroLycan]

God that puppet must get dirty frequently.

[Haffelaffer]

How can all his food come to life? :O

[AnImmovableObject]

at 0:55 sounds like he's saying "back off!!" :P

[skyguygroup]

Omg somehow food comes to life when only HE cooks it :\

[snobunny123]

Press 4 every 2 seconds

[helixuser1]

he's padding the dough all the time

[MerchManDan]

Too much yeast.

[CatMario100]

At first, I thought that the dough would grab him, pull him in and then eat him, but I guess I was wrong. LOL Very Funneh.

[CaptMARNEY]

Oh man he got flour all over his face!

[Vanubis10]

Hurdy Gurdy.....

[etong2002001]

Rollin' in dough!

[swedisheinherjer]

Make sure that you have a gun or rifle nearby just in case if your dough starts to make weird sounds and movments XD

[druidmon5]

mork mork mork!!!!

[SweetSpiceAngel]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.­!!. i miss da muppets. xD

[WalkerSoilder]

i hate it how ur gunna puut in the comments like "0:25 ROFLMAO" and most of the time you have to PRAY youtube accepts the text. This one, was lucky

[Typewriter102]

You can't write this stuff! XD Oh wait.......

[PeppermintGlow]

When I was 4-6 I was not convinced the boogie man was under my bed. The Demonic, Posessed Dough of Doom, on the other hand, had me wetting the bed every time.

[Roniboy994]

10 did get hit by the spoon and the knife when it was thrown out and the smashed by the Dough

[Kholim]

@Roniboy994 0/10

[ribenacreep]

He sounds like Cheryl Cole

[Maksapihvi]

Holy s...

Satanic paste.

[fernetpunker]

supergeil

[randomsha5211]

i wonder how much the guy gets payed to do the voice

[monfretdemol]

@randomsha5211 i think he is getting more payed then us

[randomsha5211]

@monfretdemol hahahaha who would not love a job like that u get paid to "cook" haha

[Krillypop]

Swedish Chef for Prez

[rf217fmt]

This one is a second favorite-just behind caken smoosher! I remember watching the Muppet Show when I was in high school and thinking it was funny then. I have much more of an appreciation for it now!

[choirfreak26]

Best minute of my life :D

[timeyodie]

"Naughty Dough!" Classic.

[sgtpepper9494]

how could anybody not like this? who are you nine people who dont appreciate the swedish chef?

[Lizizayoyo]

@sgtpepper9494

I know!!

I'm 20 and I still giggle hardcore at the Swedish chef..

But to answer the question of who the 9 people are..they are...TROLLS.

and they need to be cakensmooshed,in the words of the Swedish chef,of course :D

[choirfreak26]

9 dislikes?! How can you not like the Swedish Chef?!

[ZamuelZA]

@choirfreak26 We all Swe people talk like that :D

[andrielisilien]

This has got to be one of my favorites! Sprinkle dee flewr *pat pat*

[ecallaw2k8]

Unga schweir de hier de doo!



[Madams1977]

Hell yeah, I catch myself going "sprinkle the fleur" in his voice sometimes in the kitchen, my 4 year old just looks at me..

[Kr00kan]

Thumps up for Sweden! :D

[AceOtter]

i love it when he flails around and flour goes everywhere

[mahcatfan]

"is teh naughty dough"

[smilerules]

love him1

[DrLeavingsoon]

D'oh!

[gfriklmm8]

got to love that chef! a disaster every time!

[DocWyldeCard]

Reminds me o' one of those B-rated horror movies they used to have in the 70s, lol.

[femoman]

i have no idea what is going on here, but I still find it hilarious! God, I wish they could bring the muppet show back.

[sarooka90]

XDXD i laughed 2 death !!

[GhastlyOnesRule]

"sphrinkle dee fleeuuur on thee dööö"

[miky1154]

hahahahahahaha

[TheForthcoming1]

@godruleztheearth Thank you so much for sending me this video! Lol! I have a basic understanding of science and abiogenesis but I will study it in more detail via wiki and some books. Hilarious! Have a merry Christmas and New Years ahead of time. ;)

[FramerCid]

awesome

[iwuvsweeney]

0:25 makes me laugh every single time xD

[andrielisilien]

@iwuvsweeney Every time I babysit my nieces and nephews we get to make mini pizzas and I love to imitate the Swedish chef... particularly that bit and I am not scared to make a mess :D

[Patatzak11]

@iwuvsweeney yes me to

[marcus8374]

at 0.14 he says

de her de e du.

this here that is you.

and at 0:52 he says

å du ska dö! ... nej lägg av, nej lägg av!

and you shal die! ... no cut it out, no cut it out!

[pexif]

@marcus8374 no, not at all, he doesnt speak swedish >_< just sounds like it sometimes, även för oss svenskar^^

[marcus8374]

@pexif Jag har besökt skåne. Det kan vare en förklaring varför jag inbillar mig svenska ord i det meningslösa babblandet.

[MACHINIMAisMYlife]

@marcus8374 kul kul.. är skånsk och förstår fortfarande inte vad han pladdrar om:)

[marcus8374]

@MACHINIMAisMYlife

Jag är själv från Kiruna, därför har jag lite svårt att förstå skånska.

Det mesta är vänskapligt då vi hackar på skånskan, och jag slår vad om att ni hackar på Kirrrruna dialekten på samma sätt. ;)

[MACHINIMAisMYlife]

@marcus8374 vadå att ni uttalar det umé och lulé?

[SumoSushiHAI]

...Good thing he didn't use his 'Caken Smoosher'...would of got his block knocked off

[compclueless]

i'm so glad folks have posted this stuff. The swede is just about the funniest thing I have ever seen!

[ecallaw2k8]

sprinkle thu floor oon thu doogh

[Koneko716]

look at all mah doo! I'm covered in dooooo!!!

[poo66rox6]

Lets play WHACK A DOUGH!

[1337roflmao]

Jim Henson is a comical genious; Swedish chef is still one of the funniest things i've ever seen XD

[ladycplum]

sprinkle dee fler on dee der

[DarrenPie]

First, you have to "sprinkle de floor" and then "rool de dough" XD

[markermage]

The yeast is rising against him.

[TheOldMan100]

lol naughty dough

[wertkonijn1000]

I think his food has come alive to learn him how to cook.

[jedimaster00000]

I have an Idea for a Muppet horror movie: "the Swedish chef's food attacks everyone!"

I think it would go over pretty well... haha

[MewMewMinto1123]

OMG! There's a human in the dough!!!!!!!

[rainewater24]

It's alive!!! bread would be expensive if all the doughs would fight back, bakers have to charge extra!

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

Shprinkle dee fleur!

[MetalSanke]

he must have possessed flower. Everything he bakes comes alive!

[chewie211171]

it was self-raising flour

[MetalSanke]

*badumPISH!*

[Torch86A]

I think the name of the dough is 0:56 Lego har har de har har! Oh Weeeee! :D

[retroforever]

It's Alive!!!

[TheYearofTheMonkey]

"Naughty doo", hehe!

I really love when he throws things around the room!

[mirwax69]

"Spreenkle dee floo on the doo" - OMG Hilarious!!!! =-D

[dweeb46]

D'OH! I knew I used too much yeast!

[iSeeDeadKennedys]

IT'S ALIVE muhahaha

[Frajdsson]

Kinda funny that everything he makes are alive XD

[arisacat12]

OMG 0:33 was scary!!!!!!!!

That dough needs to be ELIMINATED.

[fuzzypeach9329]

LOL

[atl1192]

sprinkle the floo on the doo

[dreamdisneyhill]

bwahaha thats my favorite part!

[loneshewolf74]

AWLRIGHT!! I've been looking all over for this vid, it's my favorite Swedish Chef sketch ever! :D

[dirtyjacket]

BORK BORK BORK

[Sampulix]

It's kind of scary!! :D

[bgggbb]

ROFLAMUTHAFUCKINCOPTOR!!!!! XD 100% gold!!! So damn funny!!!!

[officerfloop]

Spinkel de fluer! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

[cattiex]

omg 0:20 does it for me man.

[bgggbb]

lololololol.!!!!!!!! XD Man to man! Fucking gold!!!

[bgggbb]

Ooops, I meant to type "me to man" Sorry, I was laughing to hard to write anything!! hahahha! This is amazing!

[tbird1710]

its not supposed to be swedinsh...

[Eddiewemissyou]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! sprinkle de flur!!!

[lolwtfomfglol]

ruulll the dough...this is naughty dough...lol

[Gruntom]

im from sweden... and this is not swedish... i love the swedish chef still ;D

[Keijz74]

I just love the sprinkl de flur! "drumming" with flur cloud.

What he lacks at singing he makes up with cheerfulness.

Samurai dough? It seems to have the same actor as the Japanese cake => Also very funny!

[kankurokoneko]

hahaha xDDD He's the best!!!! But I feel sorry for him... He always gets in trouble when cooking D:

[laskovaiakoshechka]

hahaha he is soooo funny :D always makes my day if i feel sad hahahah sprinkle da flur!

[zhuuka]

sprinkle de flur!

[GtGtiR32]

Hahaha, sprinkul sprinkul xD

[IntrapersonalKent]

Hahahahahaha, LoL!

[sneakster1978]

I'm in 30's now and I still love the swedish chef. This is in my favorites now.

[Keijz74]

I'm four years older and I rediscovered the Muppets on YouTube.

[Nightsfield]

My favorite part is when he 'sprinkles de flourh' and then sends up great clouds while wapping it. XD

[KatrinaBastet13]

Hes sprinklin de floor XD on de dooh lol

and when he's choppin the dough that made me ROTFL!!!!!

[ramslak]

WHAHAHAHAAA chef is so fucking awesome!! xD Spwinkle du fluhr!!

[Bladman99]

Shprinkle de floor!

I have this saved in my favourites. It's a bad day when I don't laugh by "shprinkle de floor". Hasn't been a single time when he's chopchopchopchopchop'ing the dough I haven't laughed my knees off :)

[snackarskitgratis]

sprinkle de fluuur, haha!

[XBGJDKE]

SPRINKL DE FLIR!

[Keijz74]

Not the best cook, but he manages to make one killer dough!

[lordronthepimp]

wow even dough can knock him out o.o

[SnoweyMan111]

They should have hired a swede to do the right voice and then he should just have said some words wrong. Imo thats better. Maybe not as funny though :)

[Puffausten]

frankenstien dough!!! Genius!!

[CuteNekoKid]

lol sprinkle de flur

[erinlynn]

i think he's Jim Henson. never noticed back then.

[mystro1971]

rotflmao...BORG BORG BORG

[xXSmoothxCriminalXx]

ha ha ha ha he started karate chopping the dough i was lolling so hard!

[Revilo96]

sprinkle the flur

[merrywrath]

Naughty Dough!

[FsEtNrDaEtR92]

Why don't they make funny stuff for kids like this anymore? What happened to the time was shows were hilarious and educational?

[erinlynn]

that's why we must buy it all and show it to our kids. i'm going to.

[unclefestus]

I agree. Nowadays everything kids watch is basically like watching a sugar rush mixed with epilepsy..... no humor and not really that interesting to watch or get into. The muppets..... they're timeless and I can watch them a couple decades later and STILL laugh at the sweedish chef's antics.

[kennymiesta]

haha funny

[Mieke192]

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!! :D

[josiejo80]

what a shambolic mess for the children to watch....

[strawberrychewbar]

this is what happens when you use GM ingredients!

[ByakuganTaiChi]

GM ingredients? So that's how the dough became alive. XD

[WCScum]

through an ingredients bailout?

[Bladman99]

Shprinkle de floor! Shprinkle de floor!

Any time I feel down, I know the Swedish Chef can pick me up again.

Doofus vivat!

[SuperE4264]

BORK! BORK! BORK! *CRASHES*

[darkdood333]

i thought he was going to get jumped on like the speghetti did to him

[leliz82]

I hate when this happens! Dough will doooooo as it wishes! "Hmmm,,,neeeuuuuut goooood!"

[DragonFire381]

Bork bork bork! *crash*

[Link742]

sprinkle de flerr!

[karenlovesanimals]

LOL! he said floo and dooo!

[jimbostarbeam]

Hahahah...Is he really saying something?

[0mglolz]

The dough started to rise! ;D

[Bierduvel]

Sprinkling the floeewr on the dooeeew. I'm crying. Literally crying. =D

[wowzareen]

hahah raauwr so dammit good

[bellpeck22]

omg, that dough is huge!

[chewie211171]

one of the chef's best

[inomari2]

haha knock out the winner is dough XD

[Mamaluigiterrorist]

Wow Night Of The Living Dough? lol

[sxeryou06]

BORT BORT BORT:))

[catastrofiel]

Creepy ^^

[nintendofan258]

I lol when he "sprinkled " the flour! lol!

[DralionProductions]

Too much yeast?

[lol4productions]

YAAAY!! IT'S FLOUR!!!

[epik78]

Sprinkle de flour...

[sereeen7]

NOO WAAYY!!! the dough took the roller, and konked him on the head........halarious!!!

[elsangrecaliente]

I hadn't seen this one yet! In one he has Mexican lobester bandits, here bread dough attacks. I love this!

It's ALIIIIIIIVEEE!!!!. . . .

Where's his blunder bussen or his caken smuusher? Poor chef wasn't able to "rise" to the occasion this time. Got his ass kicked.

Bork Bork Bork...

[grace7777]

ROFLMAO @ blunder bussen!!!

[lydzx1992]

FRIKEEN ROFL COPTERRR !

[my0chem0forever2008]

lol spinkle dee flur

[usecori]

The dough episode IS my mom making Swedish coffeebread. It was so real that when my son saw it he nearly fell off the couch (no her dough hasn't attacked her yet).

[apokryltaros]

Then she isn't doing it right.

[reddragonlaser]

there was a video game for the super nintendo where you played as a chef and you had to capture a bunch of living food. for some reason i always think of this game when i wach these chef videos. i wonder why. LOL

great video.

[chanchan773]

i thought it was an Atari game...

[garcia2cool]

THE DOUGH IS RISING

[chewie211171]

Definately one of the best 'chef' appearences

[vinkra]

Hahaha i love it.

I am from Sweden, but we dont speak like that.

I cant hear one word who sounds like a swedish word. But in the end I think i hear "Lägg av"

Thats mean "cut it off" ore "stop it"

I think this is closer france :P

[frog123o]

BORK BORK BORK

[olivej1914]

"yust roh dee doh" LOL

[glitzgirlsarah11]

uhm im pertty sure its MORK MORK MORK

LOL

i didnt know dough could come alive either :D

[azrael079]

nope it is Bork Bork Bork

[rsoto21]

It's "Bork, Bork, Bork". Bork means "away" in Swedish, it's what Chef says right before he throws away the utensils he has in his hands during the song.

[rsoto21]

Correction: BORT is "away" in Swedish. "Bork" in Chefspeak sounds just like Bort.

[justin7485]

It's a nonsense word. The o is that one with the slash through it, and that letter doesn't even exist in Swedish.  It's all fake. And hilarious.

[MerchManDan]

Kill It With FIRE!!! :-O

[leander24]

BORK BORK BORK!

[Cinedragon]

Geez, a bit too much sprinkling chef XD