The Late Late Show Monologue 11.21 [HQ]

[themoreiwant]

lol hes too good. when ur a kid u read harry potter, when u get a lil older u reead twilight, and then when ur my age the only thing u read is the directions on the hemmoroids cream. genius!!!! i was dying

[TheOtherBono]

Id rather sleep with that fat guy then wacth twilight again

[Melmann95]

Nooooooo...

He didn't mention Bob Barker. I know its been some time, but no Late Late Show that mentions vampires is complete without Bob Barker joke.

[farrusca85]

Apply liberally LOOLL

[TrickyKirby]

i saw that michael jackson joke coming

[VieShaphiel]

A whole monologue about vampires without ever mentioning Bob Barker?!

[xzarmonty4]

Ack! He's a madman! He's insane! Dangerous!!

[erikandchristine]

2 greatest words in late night tv

Craig Ferguson

fking pwns all, :)

[Misirlou7]

Yeah!!!!

[maestoso47]

omg he said jitterbug!

[ConditionalID]

Compared to the Anne Rice books of the 1980s and 1990s, these young vamps are pretty safe. I'll take Lestat.

[anarchy3E]

twilight? lameness incarnate (if it was a person

[resiherm]

Harry Potter, Twilight, AND the Jonas Brothers all in one monologue... :D

The Michael Jackson bit at the end was great lol.

[gcalvanetten]

Apply liberally.

[kaydee1959]

Vampires just want to suck your blood, Human men suck the soul out of you...thats why I think women love Vampires :-}

[NGS712]

I wondered why the hell he was talking about by Nebraska in the beginning. ;)

[thriceplowedfield]

oooh, i love it when you talk about ancient cultures. fanning self.

[peticco]

Yes I remember the butt-bandit!

[AdmiralPrice]

wooooooooooooooow

an AWESOME monologue. Been a while.