80s Commercial - Don't Wake the Dragon

[rushnerd]

YIFF!

[BeRad117]

@rushnerd

Why here? :l 

[rushnerd]

@BeRad117

why not? The dragon will rape everybody up in here

[BeRad117]

@rushnerd

Okay!

[RapFan275]

@rushnerd

RRERR

[troidin]

Where's all the violence and incest?

[ccricers]

I found pieces of this in the toy section of a thrift shop. Those small parts always lose themselves

[MarioMcFly]

I think I remember this game, but this is the first time I've seen this commercial. I didn't even know it had a commercial. (It was and still is my belief that not all board games get commercials.) I only played this game once, and that was like, 15 or so years ago. (I believe I wasn't in my early teen years at the time yet and my aunt owned the game.) This game looks like a cross between "Don't Wake Daddy" and "Trouble." Thanks for bringing back the memory, good buddy!

[Brew78]

I tell you what you're NOT supposed to do, and that's whiz on the electric fence

[myling2002]

@Brew78 lol!

[CMKninetythree]

I liked it... in the 2000's...

[TheOnlineBusker]

draco dormeins nunquam titilandus. just had to be said

[MadGameBoy]

indeed i will >:)

[MadGameBoy]

HEY DUMBASS o:13 the fucking kids say WATCH OUT FOR HIS ROAR, number two, i understand that his eyes are fake, im saying this cheepass 80's game says dont wake the dragon BUT YOU CANT BECUASE HIS EYES NEVER OPEN, and finally i also understand eggs are essentail to penguins that not what i ment, I MENT WHY ARE THEY CARRYING EGGS AROUND A DRAGON IN THE FIRST PLACE

FUCK god damn you trollers are stupid as FUCK oh and by the way its spelt DOUCHE not douce

[MikeEsex]

@MadGameBoy

Its called a "game" and it was meant for little kids, doesn't have to make any sense as long as it's fun to the people playing.

[MadGameBoy]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A RANT BEFORE, WELL MY COMMENT IS ONE, and it looks like 49 other people rather enjoy it, so i dont care if it's a game :)

[MikeEsex]

@MadGameBoy

Have you heard of not making an ass of yourself? People liking your comment just shows there are 49 other people who can't tell that a game for kids is a game for KIDS. You don't care if it's a game? So you're saying it's completely valid for you to bitch about a board game designed for little kids. What's next? You going to start ranting about the lack of a complex story arc for the Teletubbies? You're just another troll seeking attention.

[MadGameBoy]

hey buddy, look around youtube, or more speciffically the top comments on the video's around youtube

they are eatheir

a) a comment like mine 50% chance of this happening

b) a comment that states the video is good 30% chance of this happening

c) troll comment (i.e "not top comment? ahem....BOOBIES!") 20% CHANCE OF THIS HAPPENING

you are one of 6 BILLION people so does it look like i give a fuck about what you say? ITS THE FUCKING INTERNET

[MikeEsex]

@MadGameBoy

You have only proven how much of a little bitch boy you are. Of course it's the Internet, the single biggest exchange of information, opinions, and encounters that tops television, newspapers, and radio. If you put your bullshit out on the internet, EVERYONE has the right to tell you how much of an ignorant little shit you are. It goes both ways, you're giving me your pathetic defense over a CHILD'S TOY.

[NobleKorhedron]

Isn't this a straight rip-off of 'Dont' Wake Dad'?!

[TheBoyAintRite]

@NobleKorhedron Don't Wake Daddy was 1992 I believe but still an awesome game none the less.

[MrWednesday3]

Found this looking for an 80s version of the Game of Thrones theme song.

Huh.

[Boyleontheloose]

TROGDOR!!!!!!!

[MattTheSaiyan]

Why shouldn't I wake the dragon? It looks quite friendly and happy.

[hobowright]

she looks like a REALLY young zooey deschanel

[2012datefordiary]

Don't chase the dragon!!

[stenlundsflicka]

haha don't wake the dragon uhh!

[YesitsKendra]

That puppet at the beginning is going to give me nightmares now. :|

[SamuelEOA]

Dany woke him!

[MrSeta1980]

YOOOuH! DONT WAKE THE DRAGON ! =D

[ReNoEnVy957]

the beginning: WTF?!

[LuvItachiWeasal]

Maybe it's on sale at the San Diego Comic Con!

[pronto355]

Why does the dragon look like he's sqeezing one out

[AntiXaldin]

The moment that dragon starts twisting nipples, I'm out of here.

[apophis77]

Definitely creepy after having seen (and read) Game of Thrones. "You don't want to wake the dragon, do you?"

[BlackAdam52]

It's Viserys Targaryen!

[Marcinda123]

the dragon's pretty cute. haha

[korinstower202]

what do dragons and penguin eggs have anything to do with each other...

[jareth312]

I love those kinds of fucking puppets. And If you have any copies I've played this and would love to look into buying it :D

[CoalMyn]

Riiight

[gilamasan]

i know how to not wake the dragon.not go anywhere near it in the first place

[SpitFire048]

If you don't want to wake the #@$#ing dragon don't play the game >.>

[RSbigdeeno1]

Why is this game a fail?

[mollyemily09]

@RSbigdeeno1 lol cus its called dont wake the dragon, and the dragon doesnt even wake up. rofl XD

[lillec135]

Hold 7 For HAPPY FACE !!!

[commander554]

How the hell does a Fire breathing dragon make it to the Penguins fucking artic!?!?!?

[MadGameBoy]

ok three things wrong with this comercial, one he is allways asleap, two the dragon doesnt troar it yawns, and three why the fuck would penguins be caryying eggs over rocks around a dragon?

[omgalreadyinuse]

@MadGameBoy I think the dragon never wakes up because its a trick to keep kids from being loud because they dont want him to wake. the moment he actually wakes, kids will scream. its a child control tooll

[TitanicNeoTyphlosion]

@MadGameBoy at least Dont Wake Daddy had a guy who woke up and an explanaition why you have to go arond him.

[MadGameBoy]

@TitanicNeoTyphlosion lol, is their an actual game called that?

[TitanicNeoTyphlosion]

@MadGameBoy yeah it's the classic. every "Don't Wake" game originated from that.

[Tibarn0wned]

@MadGameBoy Back in the 80s it all made sence :)

[ronin6401]

i think i had this game when i was a kid

[Meep5515]

shhh we can't wake the *dragon wakes up* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[chevygearhead454]

this isnt that big of a fail, not like that damn penis slide

[GrandCelestial]

It doesn't look like the dragon was designed to wake up. If it did the same way as Don't Wake Daddy, then it had better fucking breath fire or it's not a dragon.

It's a big lizard compared to the pissed off dad with a leather belt in hand.

[SuperPoopaTroopa]

and what will he do if you wake him?

[rokkvi09]

@SuperPoopaTroopa Hit it with a Spoon

[facundolucasbrandan]

*wakes dragon* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[BakaniBoko]

Because penguins and dragons have so much in common...

[Somethingproductable]

DONT WAKE UP THE FUCKING DRAGON! ARE YOU STUPID? HE WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY. HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT

[Miyavisgirl1540]

holy crap i have this game!!!!

[HongKongBoyz100]

justin biebers favorite game

[elgrosmax]

I'm not a pedophile just if i like to masturbate to that kind of videos

[MultiAREE]

@elgrosmax Yeah you are

[elgrosmax]

@MultiAREE damn .. O.o''

[MultiAREE]

@elgrosmax Sure... Il just go jack off to 4 yo kids toy commercial since I can't find any child porn online

[bettypro]

@MultiAREE i have turned u in. dont u know u cant say u are looking for child porn u sick pig. but so glad u were honest about it ...now you tube will be watching u along with the police.

[MultiAREE]

@bettypro Ah well, only a fucking retard would assume someone who watches skating/mtb vidsas well as Superbad to be a pedophile. Get a fucking life

[bettypro]

@MultiAREE ur a funny little person that makes me laugh...

[MultiAREE]

@bettypro Damm, your choices seriously indicate you have no life :(

[bettypro]

@MultiAREE learn to spell. damn.

[masterman3178]

when i turned 14 my drangon grew hair and now wake up everyday around porn o clock.

[kemoslicer2419]

when would u find a dragon in the north pole or penguins arpund a drasgon and y the fuck do they have gay hats?

[MrCorpseGrinder88]

it looked kind of cool

[6Adrian7]

i would love too take a hammer to the dragon

[pyrofriendflame000]

Wait, so a flock of penguins are carrying their eggs around a dragon...? What the hell?! And why the hell is the dragon sleeping?! GOD I FUCKING HATE BOARD GAMES!!!

[ruhtraeel]

I love how the kids are like SSSHHHHH in the beginning and at the end they're like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Zzarch]

Fuck you I'm a dragon

[loppeged]

the girl at 0:08 is a reptile...

[greedkiller]

I'd rather chase the dragon than play this game.

[suferboy101]

dragons:dont wake one up

[number154]

I remember playing this game, in retrospect I don't understand what penguins have to do with dragons, though.

[kalo96792]

i bet the dragon is someones sleeping drunk dad.

wake him and he'll beat his son.

[shawnswifey2010]

GREAT VIDEO;PLEASE CHECK OUT MY VIDEO;LOL;MAHALEYANN

[pokefan9595]

i don't know about you guys... but the thing coming out of the ground is kind of suspicious looking....

[iCheckVtec]

Haha, i wana play

[partylikepacman]

I remember cereal boxes used to have those cut outs on the back that were a board game. However since they were so small flipped a coin to move heads is 1 space and tails is 2 spaces silly! 80's and 90's had some of the best and worst games ever!

[partylikepacman]

Best games as kid and probably still today crocodile dentist, connect 4 and Loopin' Louie (kids games that is)! Don't break the ice was a pretty cool game too!

[Jarethenator]

...um...what do penguins and dragons have to do with eachother?...jus sayin...

[SatansLittl3Gam3r]

AH fuck it bit me...that son of a bitch

[nolo86d]

i had this game to lol

[ladymarionessa]

OMG i had that game lmao

[tamponcandy]

that girl at 0:08 looks like the girl from that new "york peppermint pattie" commercials

[invaderzimgirl14]

'80s!!!!!!!!!I i wasn't even born!!!!

RAISE UR HAND IF U WOULD PLAY IT????

*raises hand,looks around* "no one"???*puts hand down*

[8bitPikachu]

comes in daddy flavor too

[overlookers]

Why would a dragon be in Antartictica?

[ladymarionessa]

@overlookers it was the 80's

[LampreyStaghelm]

i remember that i think lol

[mayers000]

fuckin stoner dragon

GET A JOB

[1210djy]

i think the egg would have been better of dead

[TheGoldWatch]

So that's where George R.R. Martin got the idea

[HongsiquanWingDing]

what the fuck!

[dragonlova101]

rescue your penguin egg? ok then

[Lauris1423]

coma dragon

[abrahamWCE]

the parent of Don't wake daddy

[AliisaMurphy]

FAIL! look at it's eyes

[uhavecancer]

retarded

[Kiissablle]

This Dragon is not sleepy but high, with that voice at the beginning. xD

[partygirl209]

these days people don't play board games much anymore!!

[eirik165]

lol

[MyWps]

looks like lots of fun!

[hehsuez]

itl never wake up :D lol

[chickenstrips3000]

i want that!

[Bluepudding22]

Fail

[chesster423]

darn! what's d fail all about?

[MrDouchebagtv]

fucking stupid

[mechanamer]

i actually think this looks kinda cool

[Senokai]

Wakey wakey, here comes snakey!

[eidius1989]

looks fun

[xOneWayStudiosx]

Lame

[NadrianATRS]

I had this game, I loved it

[ConnorXV]

Dont Chase the dragon was its predecessor.

[InPaniCBlaine]

this looks fun o0

[YitanZ]

Classic! I love the classics things! (Music, games, disco xD, etc)

[marshalpeck]

I have this game. I loved it as a kid. I see no reason why this game was a fail. this game was a huge win

[rosesxdaggers]

Perhaps for it's name (Don't Wake The Dragon) that sounds pretty much pornographic. :D

[ForgetHerExistence]

It's Zooey Deschanel

[ShaolinViolin]

i woke the dragon once. the dragon never woke up again...

[aljaurez]

thats a gay game

[TheShadowWolf64]

I woke the dragon......what happend next well just put it at this way his head now hangs from my fieplace

[snoefoedd]

the dragon, it will fucking kill ya

[bigbiehnsbabys]

How is this a fail ?

[frazierflavor]

its a fail because it never actually wakes

[DragonSlave18]

@frazierflavor No, it yawns and goes back to sleep.

I love this game.

[partylikepacman]

@frazierflavor

So true dragon never wakes up!

[templerunes]

I GOT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS

[frankmyrand]

I played it games in the primary school XD

[Viperr101]

Ya i was gonna say, they look like eye color changing contacts

[edisonmonstera]

Dude, you're creepy.

[erwindaniel]

who me?

[CitizenKane182]

@erwindaniel

lol i agree

[yourdefense23154]

@erwindaniel Yeah. I wish I had eyes like that.

[Alucardiff]

@erwindaniel

Dum...Dum....DUM!!!!!

A wild pedobear appears!

[kingporoto500]

@Alucardiff WHERE?

[kalo93]

@erwindaniel PEDO!

[anskabvb]

@erwindaniel pedobear approves this message :D

[RTproducties]

@erwindaniel

perv

[nddlj]

@erwindaniel

yeah i was thinking the same...i bet she's so pretty today...maybe in her late 20s?

[Taters153]

@erwindaniel Pedo? jk

[123kylejanssen]

@erwindaniel pedofile alert...

[OrochimarusPanties]

@erwindaniel I agree! 

[Coolerthancool759]

@erwindaniel PERVERT!

[greedkiller]

@erwindaniel

Guess what, nowadays she probably she still has them and best of all she'd outgrown jailbait status xD

[meinLiebsterFeind]

@erwindaniel

parents, watch out for erwin daniel !

[warelord360]

@erwindaniel Shes creepy as fuck xD

[buddhadakota1127]

dude i had this game!!!!!

[Homebuddy1]

ThelonersManual, What type of color of shirt dose the girl you were talking about?

[GrayVizard]

this must have been a precursor to Don't wake daddy

[M1cR0S0fT4Ev3r]

..........what? Am I deaf?

[crook3600]

lol

[KellorKleft]

Sadly enough, the tabletop RPG game, Penguins and Dragons was a flop as well.

[TheLegitMan93]

Don't wake the dragon! :-D

[GoSplatYourself]

0:08 I wonder if that's Zoey Daschenel (sp?) when she was younger?

[nukeurhouse12]

lol she is like 40 by now if it was in 80s

[TheLonersManual]

Well lets do the math... because you are way off. According to a quick google search this game and commercial are from 1986. Now the girl in the video looks to be about 6.

So that would mean she was born in 1980. That would make her 29 years old now.

Just to be fair, since I do not know the girls official age in the video she is most likely between 29-32 years of age now.

[ag007700]

the girl at 0:08 must really be hot by now. she must be in her 20s right...

[TheLonersManual]

This was probably mid 80's. She looks to be about 6 in this commercial. So let's say for argument sake in 1985 ( And I am being generous here)she looks to be about 6 years old.

So that would mean she was born around 1979 which would make her 30 today... Keep in mind though I don't know the official date of this commercial or how old she was then... That is just an estimate.

[TheLonersManual]

Just did some research. The game came out in 1986... So I was close.. Assuming she is about 6 in the commercial that would make her 29 today.

[rosesxdaggers]

And I assume she looks hot as well. XD

[MrRobyoublind]

omg i remember that commercial my friend had this game never playd it but heard the dragon dont ever gets ups for nothin! lol

[MethsBack]

What a ripoff of dont wake daddy

[HumanistChucker]

i had that game, you can't even wake the dragon, it's a total ripoff. now don't wake daddy, we're talkin' action.

[ExarKun100]

Fuck yeah

[Libadergiotis]

The dragon has a "xD" face haha

[Lectronimo]

Why, that was Bradley Bolke as the voice of the dragon, sounding just like Chumley the Walrus!

[itmademelaugh09]

in what time period did peguins and dragons live together