Laptop Fire Safety Tips (who will save the porn?)
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  • Where's the Brainiac logo? (please, somebody get that joke)

    mikemoos 4 months ago

  • are you irish or australian?

    extremepsychogamer 5 months ago

  • uh oh, i watched it with DELL felt the bottom of the screen, it was a grill!

    dawnhill1967 1 year ago

  • porn rock's

    mrblackout2000 1 year ago

  • check out camdump,blogspot,com for way better video than this..

    gnubug 2 years ago

  • nice one!!! my little brother deleted all my files!! damn you! hehehehe

    mabutingtao2222 2 years ago

  • I saw similar girls on xvporn dotcom

    yamadie1 2 years ago

  • fag

    604h22a 2 years ago

  • can use some sort of "lotion" .... hahaha

    abilookingforfreedom 2 years ago

  • I own a TOSHIBA laptop so I guess I'm okay

    TimpBizkit 3 years ago

  • My dell laptop bursted into flames...

    TomGeater 3 years ago

  • PORNNNNNNNNNN!!!

    Trixiaoyu 2 years ago

  • i love it.

    whoaaaitsbeensolong 3 years ago

  • lol @ banned by the Geneva Convention.

    boligrafoaraujo 3 years ago

  • I so miss you Mark baby. You've not sent me mail to my MS account in ages. How've you been, love? ~hugs ya~

    ChuckTLover 3 years ago

  • at 2.00 true, "government cheese" search brings me porn.

    peaceandloveletsblow 3 years ago

  • this is one of your best videos!!

    abc2VE 3 years ago

  • lol

    Truefade 3 years ago

  • I got no porn on my computer. I got the internet for that.

    SilkSwe 3 years ago 2

  • Do the smart thing! Save the porn on an external hard drive!

    rjport 3 years ago 2

  • LOL! middle east man!

    Hammer456456 3 years ago

  • lol, I think he said middle-aged

    VivaLaSouria 3 years ago

  • brite you in yellow the wall yellow! it looks briter

    helpme130 3 years ago

  • LOL

    classicvacuum 3 years ago

  • I knew that german albino midget gay aniaml porn would come back to bite me in the ass. My PC is gonna burst into flames. I also cant walk into a church because then I'll go ablaze.

    SpartanTLS 3 years ago 5

  • No cheers? :(

    DobbehMaster 4 years ago

  • This was the first Mark Day video I ever saw. I found it very very funny!

    CaptainMetal666 4 years ago

  • WATCH CFR/NAU

    densefawg 4 years ago

  • Who are you to tell us what to watch? -.-

    Frankiee88 4 years ago

  • Omg what a childish reply, moron ._.

    Frankiee88 4 years ago 4

  • omg how true more like ...manfucker.

    doctorgorman 4 years ago

  • What's a porn magnet ohh

    jmp92688 4 years ago 2

  • Lol

    godofWars619 4 years ago

  • YOU CERTAINLLY ARE

    CHANNELOMD 4 years ago

  • Not the police its called free speech cunty and im not a limey ,they are english sailors ok so fuck off and die you wanky doodle dandy

    CHANNELOMD 4 years ago 5

  • PoRn MaGnEt O yEaH

    casper78900 4 years ago

  • this is one of the best videos I have ever seen on youtube.

    omg... the part about the milfs and all that:D

    LuffyTubby 4 years ago

  • Very nice, very hilarious!

    MNW1992 4 years ago

  • OMFG LOL!!!!

    kokoroxx 4 years ago

  • PORN MAGNET XD

    deathxisxpermanent 4 years ago

  • HAhah my friends computer caught fire once, it was a laptop, not sure if it was dell, but he had porn on it.

    ckylandspeedx 4 years ago 2

  • lol that was funny

    ilove2party541 4 years ago

  • LOL yeah it was

    mrernie 4 years ago

  • Hilarious. XD Porn Magnet.

    DenverBroncos81795 4 years ago

  • come on baby light my fire

    try to set my porn on fire

    da da da dada

    i love the doors

    weefart95 4 years ago

  • I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, please save my laptop, I'm happy again..*tap sequence* just singin' just singin' in the rain *whistles*

    great work!!!!

    lighthouse412 4 years ago

  • i wish my computer survived now it is well this is my new one you dont now how it feels fucken download bitches

    samywinter 4 years ago

  • Thank goodness my computer's not a laptop!

    littleXspitfireXfae 4 years ago

  • wtf

    joelee7331 4 years ago

  • WOW

    DreamSeeker76 4 years ago

  • Dells blow.....especially now that they burst in to flames.....wanna burn up anyone?

    osity 4 years ago

  • Love the accent/

    tobepretty 4 years ago

  • I agree with tobepretty

    DreamSeeker76 4 years ago

  • if my comps not a laptop am i safe?? lol!

    rulespotter 4 years ago

  • im on a Dell laptop now

    coos678 4 years ago

  • coax the porn out hahaha

    tacopenguiness 4 years ago

  • If you run away that's a good idea, but please pull your pants up, you may hurt yourself.

    progrocker1977 4 years ago

  • are you laughing at us not finding it funny?

    fantaworld 4 years ago

  • Naw, he is just not a stuck up snobbish Brit with fucked up teeth that is all. :)

    SidepocketPro 4 years ago

  • i dont really think your that funny

    anotherangle2 4 years ago

  • purple rain?

    montavilla 4 years ago

  • if my dell laptop starts to go up in flames because i was watching girl on girl porn then I would go on the guy on guy porn site just to cool it down.

    movinon20 4 years ago

  • You made me laugh so hard I spit my beer on my laptop!

    JMB129 4 years ago

  • Hehe. I love these videos, and this one was the best so far.

    Ocelot35 4 years ago

  • bloody hell, you're right mate! I better backup my porn before the pc bursts into flames!

    I really should have noticed when it started burning discs...

    joaovrsa 4 years ago

  • id be careful around LOLs, they have a tendency to spawn cats when combined with smilieys, the number of cats spontaniously created directly related to the ammount of LOLs used times the ammount of smilieys sent in an email. i hope you like cats...

    Bob7k 4 years ago

  • Damn...I hate cats....I have problems...

    AoxomoxoA 4 years ago

  • Oh no. Now I'm reading this entire thread as if it were in Mark's accent. Even what I'm typing now sounds to me like it's in a dialect. Whut amma gunna dew?

    ZachsMind 4 years ago

  • What a waste of bandwidth this was!!

    rush1956 4 years ago

  • a44caliberloveletter i'm british, therefore not amused by scotish accents cos i'm used to em and i think he's hilarious. I've subscribed cos i think he's that funny. As davincirapp said, y bother writing the comment. You obviously care enough about this video if u felt u needed to spend the time in commenting!

    Bex1Bab1 4 years ago

  • Offers a whole new interpretation for the song, "The Farmer in the Dell"...

    blogbat 4 years ago

  • Why do people like a44caliberloveletter even bother to leave a flaming comment. Most of us think Mark is funny for his content, not just his accent which is also a plus for him. Of course a44caliberloveletter doesnt seem to have any video's of his own, so maybe flaming the best on you tube is the only life he has. Just another reason to go to Live Video.

    davincirapp 4 years ago

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 'pull you pants up, you might hurt youself," how do you come up with this stuff?

    j0emamasgotback 4 years ago

  • this man is NOT funny. just cos americans think a scottish accent is humorous doesn't make him funny

    a44caliberloveletter 4 years ago

  • dont be a dick, dude..im not a yank and i think this dude ROCKS!! its all down to what type of humour you have...so dont be a dick and tell people what is and isnt funny

    dumdedumscott 4 years ago

  • That's the not the point. He's being very sarcastic. Stupid americans who enjoy simple humor should kill themselves.

    Dym88 4 years ago

  • Why dont i ever see americans making comments like that?

    Bob7k 4 years ago

  • extra yellow today?

    ThePizzaGuy92 4 years ago

  • i love the way you say nipples lol

    RaidenTheAlmighty 4 years ago

  • yehh hahahah loool

    whobear 4 years ago

  • LOL

    baconswimfreak 4 years ago

  • damn! its gonna blow!

    Davmeister13 4 years ago

  • that was hilarious. you just got a subscribere here.

    Bitka0 4 years ago

  • it's rare that I try to give a video 6 stars

    TheJaredWilcurt 4 years ago

  • The accent makes it funny. It would be boring without the accent.

    Jacobsaunders1993 4 years ago

  • oh your sexy

    blondemax 4 years ago

  • hmm... better than looking like a girl, like u maybe?

    But maybe its just a scottish thing? but i dont c whats wrong being bald.

    AttilaKattila 4 years ago

  • anyone who doesnt like this video is really simple minded

    wikkidinsane 4 years ago

  • nice:)

    Errorpage07 4 years ago

  • YELLOW

    LeslieAnne84 4 years ago

  • I think all these videos are funny, great work man.

    It's decent tips too.

    DearMrIce 4 years ago

  • Mark Day COMEDY!?

    freakshow67 4 years ago

  • Same joke...and it goes on...and on...and on...

    hexapus 4 years ago

  • If it werent for the fact that your humor is considered a bit "racy" youd probably make it on the featured list. Good stuff dude

    xxboarder89 4 years ago

  • LOL! I liked that. And I love your accent! :) [ and I'm watching it on my DELL Laptop - how weird is that? ]

    jadexxbeauty 5 years ago

  • lol at the pornmagnet discription

    riley9634 5 years ago

  • It's somewhat pathetic that you teeth are more yellow than your coat and background.

    Scumdog 5 years ago

  • xD That was awesome. You have a cool accent, by the way.

    PerpetuallyInsane 5 years ago

  • Hilarious

    kamineproperty 5 years ago

  • your accent is hilarious...i love it. the video material was pretty funny too.

    uneekmusik25 5 years ago

  • lmao at the song refrences at the end!

    trackstar789 5 years ago

  • LOL! NICE WORK!

    EliBOMSDlO 5 years ago

  • FUNNY AS I LOVE IT >:)

    blainerichie2 5 years ago

  • i love the yellow

    ILoveMyHair2 5 years ago

  • boldy man, obviously doesnt hav a life. spunks before the porn has even started.

    ianb23 5 years ago

  • Maybe so, but you can't spell?

    MichaelWatt 5 years ago

  • You will be raped in two days by a black guy named Tyrone.

    orbit1010 5 years ago

  • lmao

    u tell em duuude

    and btw who the hell comes up with this crap, do they get sexual satisfaction, when they c their shit moving from video to video?

    AttilaKattila 4 years ago

  • ha ha its funny. good by u

    iamjimi 5 years ago

  • Yellow teeth

    tonglil 5 years ago

  • It sounds nothing like an Irish accent you fool, what rock have you been living under for the past 500 years?!

    pimpmyclown 5 years ago

  • The rock labeled "Who the fuck cares?"

    SidepocketPro 4 years ago

  • It had a name did it?

    pimpmyclown 4 years ago

  • Yes, obviously. You must have very poor eyesight.

    SidepocketPro 4 years ago

  • Poor eyesight? What are you on about. I must have read it cause i replied to it accordingly and what you said was metaphorical. Youu'd have trouble seeing something implied metaphorically in the first place cock chops.

    pimpmyclown 4 years ago

  • ur boring

    Elitehalo 5 years ago

  • What a load of pointless time wasting crap! I cannot believe the ratings for this! What a waste of 2.5 mins.

    Why do people bother to post such brain dead shite.

    LOOKOUT2012 5 years ago

  • Be nice :P

    SexySkittle 5 years ago

  • Maybe because a stick isn't shoved so far up our asses , as it is up in yours, that we are better able to enjoy such pointless time of wasting crap for the sake of a bit of stress relieving activity and a bit of laughter, which might do you a bit a good. It would help to push that stick out of your ass too...or not. :P

    rexenne 5 years ago

  • You stupid, petty sick little individual! get a life! I made a perfectly reasonable point. Your obviously derranged- sticks up asses? enjoy pointless time wasting for stress relief.

    You freaky little pervert!

    Grow up

    Get a life

    And find a sense of humour.

    You've made me chuckle thanks, and I guess others will laugh more at your totally bizzare comments to me rather than to the stupid clip, which is what the comments are supposed to about//Ha Ha Ha Ha He He He

    LOOKOUT2012 5 years ago

  • Jesus Christ, calm down. She wasn't being very polite but you don't need to freak out.

    Saltylicious 5 years ago

  • and u wasted more of ur so "presous time" making a comment to this video to complain so auctually think of what is more stupid posting to complain or going on with ur life personbally i like all his videos and aperently aloght of other people do to well according to the comments and ratings so just next time shut ur dumb fucking mouth

    Soulfighter69 4 years ago

  • Yea exactly!!! get a life ytou fuck wit! no I came across this retard clip by chance! Wake up find yourself and work out wots going on dont settle for more of this bullshit distraction crap! If your happy with that hey then thats good for you? the rest of us have a brain and are intelligent!

    LOOKOUT2012 4 years ago

  • ya im only 14 so go suck off ur dad

    Soulfighter69 4 years ago

  • :-)

    Jetsen1052 5 years ago

  • haha. its da best ever lol. were did he gt da stuff 2 say.

    jakerulestt 5 years ago

  • LOL. im so sharing this wiht my friends.

    alphathewolf 5 years ago

  • hahaha porn magnet LOL

    Gelvetron 5 years ago

  • i wonder if hes had any past experience with this.

    Great video.

    craiginsideyou 5 years ago

  • Gotta get me a porn' magnet.

    AndrooUK 5 years ago

  • Ah, this is the first video of Mark Day I ever saw. Porn magnet. Riiiight.

    OzaiFan 5 years ago

  • this is spam?? ffs... Only thing what's spam here is the chain-gay-comments.

    who the fuck marked this as spam?

    AttilaKattila 4 years ago

  • no clue lol

    Soulfighter69 4 years ago

  • I thought it was inkeeping with the parody style of the video... oh well I guess somebody might have just seen the "PLEASE DON'T READ THIS" and tagged it without reading the rest...

    spacebungle 4 years ago

  • Maybe I offended the author of the chain-crap-comments...

    spacebungle 4 years ago

  • It didn't half take me a while to find your comments!!! Hope my chain-threat made you grin ;-)

    spacebungle 4 years ago

  • Who? Me? What? When? O.o

    if u meant my say... "chain-comment" then good (if u liked it) it's already deleted xO

    AttilaKattila 4 years ago

  • omg this is so awsom.. oops better delete that XXX porn (kidding guys.. just kidding)

    littlelimer 5 years ago

  • Okay, first of all, hilarious. Second of all, I watched this whole thing just to listen to the accent. :) Dang, I wish I was Scottish.

    peregrinasr 5 years ago

  • hahaha great

    monoxide06child 5 years ago

  • Hee hee... Do not attempt to save the porn hee hee....

    SpiritMedium 5 years ago

  • u also get sexual satisfaction from this shit?

    AttilaKattila 4 years ago

  • good job!

    DougYork 5 years ago

  • Out of the 200,000 views i wonder how many people that helped? Great Video.

    Reqiim 5 years ago

  • Your lip-beard thing isn't central.

    nzen 5 years ago

  • OMG that's hilarious, make more!!! you should make how to save your porn two!!!

    andyromeda7 5 years ago

  • where do you get your yellow backgrounds

    axewhipeofuranus 5 years ago

  • haha, man you're crazy!

    ShesDifferent1616 5 years ago

  • ROFLMAOOGMWTFBBQLOL!!!very funny

    SilverDragon45 5 years ago

  • Porn Will Always Find Him LMFAO

    SexiiPrincessKathy 5 years ago

  • omg... that was the funniest thing i have heard in along time about porn

    dyinginakarkrash 5 years ago

  • i am typing this with a broom handel from 2 meters across the room

    fidgie0 5 years ago

  • if i owned anything DELL i'd shoot myself.. they are crap.

    StuBoyUK 5 years ago

  • XD hilarious, but the bit about songs at the end is kinda silly... keep up the good work though!

    Devilstator 5 years ago

  • LMAO Hilarious xD well done comrad

    insomnia911 5 years ago

  • hahahahahaha

    TheLoneMan 5 years ago

  • This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!! Awesome! :)

    dcolosio 5 years ago

  • Your a sexy man! ;) Sorry... had to say it!

    Mtljr 5 years ago