Hospitalized, but still kicking.

[queenmothab70]

flash back phil. Cool b

[Grandsonofabitch]

1:33 I want some twizzlers.

[skaterdude271]

u do its a triger of a gun but dont kill people

[TheCrackersandcheese]

LOL phil you look so young an cute :D

[clive7878]

He can talk talk, talk, what a plonker !??

[HollaKhalua]

...clouds are water and dirt. im gonna be really dissapointed if jesus tastes like water and dirt

[skuzzkitty]

@HollaKhalua yeah! i thought he tasted like stale crackers and cheap red wine?!

[pompom2001]

they've been not released! They're still being detained, but not in Guantanamo.

[wcooper97]

My dad had back problems like that, it made him immobilized for awhile. He got diagnosed with severe degeneration of the lower spine. ):

[justwow13]

a button to remove them from life...i would love to have that :D

[TheNuclearHearts]

i disagree because .......its a stupid idea -.- yes lets release some of the worst criminal in america

[dudettam]

i disagree they did the crime now they have to eat a cockmeat sandwich lol

[anicoleantoinette22]

XD the percocet man XD

[M217VINCE6SIC6]

You are one ugly motherfucker.

[Leafinthewind07]

i love the percocet man he makes me feel good lol

[armadda08]

"I have this theory, that clouds taste like Jesus. Just a theory.

[lesslikely47]

Ah, I love these shows!! :)

[Smeds2008]

well....very cocerned person with a very similar voice, classic !

[jakesmithproductions]

PHIL IS GOD

[whatchathinkaboutme]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!Dude I really like you .

[sarahbear671]

"Twizzlers for everybody!" (douchebag)

[marshenguy]

no more cock-meat sandwitches

[anzack33]

how do uk how jesus taste?

[godly74]

one year later and the bay is still not closed.

[DarkSigiles]

Hehe, they just announced that it was going to close. Bureacrats enjoy taking their time. An example is when I was in elementary school, we were told that we might spend one year in another location due to expansion to the school. 5 years later, when I was long done with that shit they started fixing it =P The problem was overcrowded classrooms. I know to you it sounds stupid to compare those two, but I don't find the Guantanamo Bay - My elementary school comparison that crazy, it's a close race

[mordet2]

jesus clouds!

[zackromack]

haha! Percaset man, i took that shit for my teeth and i ran around my house like 10 times at 3 in the morning

[mr8mahatta]

what this has to do with guantanamo is that most of the world and probably all of the modern world is depedent on the US, just like the banks, we are too big to fail. and if a few hundred (wich is much more than were imprisioned) people are wrongly accused (wich is not the case because most of the people there deserved to be there) it is worth it.

and for you dusches out there if i were to be brought to a guantanamo like camp without having done anything i would understand and

[mr8mahatta]

so to get to the core issue, the US is, without question, the most important country in our history, and if the US collapses, that will create, as we have already seen, economic crisis. and the rest of the world will suffer. EX haiti, if the US wasnt here they would be sol because they have noone to help them and they are in dire need of help

[mr8mahatta]

about how guantanamo was b4 i understand, without condoning, or condemmning, i understand(and yes that is an exact quote from Dr. Manhattan)

about closing it WTF! i know its against human rights but at certain times sacrifises must be made if you have a rosebush and this rosebush has many dead flowers it is good to cut them and if you see flowers that look dead but really arent you will cut them off also there is no problem with those flowers being cut off and the plant is all around better off

[blonderose128]

percaset is wonderful...though i can't spell it. lol. i was given that after knee surgery... it works. :)

[johntedrowjr]

im worried about guatumono bay im just glad harold and kumar escaped :)

[daburic]

i have a dog just like yours...

[goodspelr]

If you were an innocent person put in prison at Guantanamo you wouldn't be so worried about it closing. There is a reason why sufficient evidence needs to be presented in court before a person can languish in prison.

[wesisagisback]

lol i love this muther fucker

[locosychocrazy1]

"someone shot me , son of a bitch!" LOL

"Heres money for the rent ,twizzlers for everybody" LMAO!

[CrazyXForiXChan]

best partss ever

[TheKKCQ]

"Twizzlers for everybody." My side hurts now.

Still love you.

<33

[CarManiac225]

Hey Phil, where did you come up with your cloud theory!?

[ma3828]

I GLAD YOU ARE OKAY !! wow, you use twitter. how trendy and lame can you get

[CarManiac225]

i have a theory that clouds taste like jesus. :P

[xHEROINExWAFFLESx]

@CarManiac225

clouds are just water.

NOW rainbows taste like jesus

[fRaNkIeRoIsLoVe222]

well very concerned person with a very similar voice ;)

Love you, Phil <33

twizzlers XD

[sXeish]

I have kidney stones also Phil... you get shooting pains in your lower back and feel like your about to pass out cuz of all the pain..

I got them when i was 13 T.T

[kei70]

You CAN remove them from life. With a gun.

Trigger, button, same thing.

[Area662]

QOTD: they r just gunna come here and we are all gunna die!!!!

[PS3CRAZY96]

that really isnt a question

[descamausdad]

What a idiot

[BabehLJ]

isnt this a really old video?

[katiepicaso]

Since they got my stimulus check, do I get to ride on the jet?

[knightdrummer94]

Phil Reminds me of Jerry Springer..

[chrissabres17]

i love you one pain killers!!!!

[agentsamsonite7264]

alot, and probably most, of those people are being held unjustly and have no ties to terrorism whatsoever. This project was a big flop by the Bush administration that costed us millions all for nothing. Theyve already released some people and decided to give them reparations for fudging up their lives such as moving them to some spots in the carribean.

[89jonh]

you do have a button for the shmuks called a gun. : )

[rock1chica]

how do you remove past comments anyway? i cant figure it out either that or i am blind

[gamer2180]

LOVE YOU PHIL

[TheTechUS]

@gamer2180 ...or misspelling prison, you say?

[Unanimous97]

@TheTechUS or replying to the wrong person, you say?

[peejimus12]

ahahaah twizzlers for everybodyy! :)

[MaisieLousieDyer]

TWIZZLERS FOR EVERYBODY!!!

*clicks favorite*

[circepcyc]

hey phil thanks for ruinin it for me i wanted to see how it felt like for myself

[ClickComedy]

theres a button to remove em from life. called a trigger. (this button may cause 20+ years in jail.)

[gbadude3sd]

There is a button that does that, it's called... a trigger. (using trigger made lead to 20 years to life in prisson)

[Spagittified]

@gbadude3sd isn't it 25 to life?

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

@gbadude3sd Grammar fail.

[Cmbtsnpr]

@gbadude3sd lol well done

[newmesee]

there is button like that, oh wait a hammer isn't a button.

[trycycle77]

ahhhhhh hahahah a button to remove them from life

[gameinggurus]

there not a button that makes them go away theres a trigger...

[kirielvids]

we wish.

[ienjoytaffy]

lulz

[Ukraineianduck]

I have a theory also that clouds taste like butter... And I have no idea why.

[N1CBeast]

",,,a button to remove people.......from life"

Damn!!! LMFAO

[Curtainmonsterr]

I may be IN LOVE WITH YOU. Its extremely possible. Anyway, I will see you in your next video.

Goodbye sir.

[bumman117]

lil bit in the agree disagree

[radio4ahead237]

Hahaha 1:36

[RockThisWorld01]

phil on perkisett is hilarious!!!

[carmensandiego87]

I do not like those glasses at all!!!!

[Skwemo]

QQ carmen

[paintballmon135]

"he just makes me feel happy"

Epic lolz

[gamermanj4]

omg percaset yeah i was just on that for my wisdom teath removal XD

[elvefan6]

You do have a button to remove them from life Phil! It's called a trigger!

[BrookeandBeyond]

I just saw Miss America in New York city last month. I didn't know who she was but there was a lot of people surrounding her and I found out afterward.

[crimsonsun777]

just a theory,,, i love u

[Pjkn64]

Lol, Heres some money for Rent. TWIZZLERS FOR EVERYBODY!!!

[darkrai227]

you have two buttons: one is the trigger of a RPG launcher, and the second is the nuke launch command station on Air Force One.

[nickelbacksucks7510]

you can delete you comment?

[nickelbacksucks7510]

lol, dammit now i look like i have really bad grammar :P

[legofreak1]

you get sick all the time

[thugginmuffin]

Ive had a kidney stone. Im only 16. The pain is soooo deblilitating. Still funny as fuck that you tried to walk it off tho XD haha i tried that too

[ndelonge]

shoot i had my first on at 13, and i had to get it blasted. Now i get them about twice a yr...YAY me ... NOT!!! Kidney Stones are horrible...srry that u had to go through it!!! =(

[StainzToXin]

ahah what is a kidney stone ???XD :P

[Tribes24LiFe]

LOL! Twizzlers for everybody!

[omg1a1kitten]

the shitty people at the bay had the luck of their bloody worthless life...if i had the choice...those worthless pieces of shit would be in iscolation chambers that are 40 dergrees

[RyanBlockb5]

redvines>twisshit

[killerkittenNINJA]

"Well Mr.Concerned Person with a very similar voice!" LOL

[j0k32r0x]

lol wats the dictionary definition for deuce bag??!!! i never really knew!

[SKYLINE12345671]

you mean douche bag? its a vaginal syringe thing xD

[sasuke7naruto7]

Uh... it's spelled DOUCHE bag...

Also, you should go and consult everyone's friend, Mr. Google. He just loves helping people out with things they need and/or want to know. And, he can spell!

[FGPTyler]

He said douche bag in a very interesting way... Has he said it like that in any other video??

[Ross1994Byrne]

Nice Spot, lol.

[ashsmallz]

U mite just remove urself? Ouch. That's harsh.

[loveguru385]

yay twizzlers for every body

[sweetgirl2343]

I think u got appendicitis soo yeah cuz u can't really move soo yeah well luv ur vids phil!! =) Peace Love Pila=)

[Limerit]

fuck peace!!!!!!!! War, destruction and chaos all over the world!!!!!!!!!!!

[mayopwnz920]

i take it you want twizzlers for everyone

[MrBenProductions]

Lmao You're A Bit Mental.

[xShaaMetalheadX]

"I have a theory that clouds taste like Jesus" lol.

[MsKristaRista]

omg Philly. i love ur videos!! it's gonna take me 5 years just to watch em all tho! ^_^

[Llawliet246]

Gitmo closing is an extremely foolish move. Why? Well.... terrorists runnin' round free doesn't exactly sound like the best situation in the world....

[TheMagicalSeaOfDman]

what was wrong with your back? im concerned

[skillet1229]

kidney stones

[hillskey]

haha

[crazyclutz18]

there is a button like that

its called a trigger

hehe

[snipper1792]

ahh. your back as is ahh your kidney?

every time I had probs with my kidney disease I'd grab my back.

[Jadexfriendsforever]

lol

5 stars for being up on Percosett.

<3

[ankaleader]

I want that button that removes idiots from life lol.

[Llawliet246]

Careful, you MIGHT remove yourself. Just sayin'.

[iluvthenickjonas101]

Oh my fucking god! You are like the funniest person on YouTube, just discovered you today, and am already laughing my fucking ass off! I subbed you. You need to like get a job as this, I'd pay for it!

[SkeeterHearts001]

Is the ending theme like from Mario??? It sounds like REALLY familiar. lol.

[MystRavenofDeath]

Phil, I want your closing theme!!!! And your Gamertag!

[jsgizmo]

TO ENGLAND!

[snake2250]

Closing it was a pretty bad idea :/

[fingerblastj]

U haTE ME WHYyyyyy

[nbaduncan]

yay no more cock meat sandwiches lol jks

[CaMeRoN12234]

thts fucking stupid why would they close guantonamo bay

[xzwells]

i live in Leavenworth and i dont want terrorists in my back yeard

[xzwells]

and city fired my mom for being fat :(

[thonda08]

ur so awesome i would let u suck my cock and im straight.

>:}

[essiemeister]

goshhhhhh

[JwGesshoo]

Guantanamo Bay closing was probably the most idiotic thing he has done yet.

[cooltv4]

i disagree most prisoners were from expired war efforts and it cost money to hold them that long

[JwGesshoo]

Yes. I know that. But think about the fact that there are terrorists there. You know, terrorists that will more than likely be allowed to go back to their countries. Free to do whatever they want.

[keyblade419]

Why would you want to remove you comment?

Hmm.....I should probably remove this comment.....

[cappellettij13]

make the introduction voice better quality

[redsoxlover325]

twizzlers

[geno777]

asdf

[ConnorTheGreat24]

OH MY GOSH PHIL!!! you used the word shmucks! I love that word lol, keep up the awesome vids.

[JogaBonitofootball]

the mother fuckers are being moved to 1 hour away from my ffing house

[oomnickuF]

if clouds taste like jesus whut dus jesus taste like?

[graysonk13]

chicken

[gladfelter17]

eh...lol....well...yeah, I'm speechless

[blacktiara2]

the good notorious or the bad notorious?...

[dmytroiscool509]

WTF man what are u talking about

[neon471]

Twizzlers for everybody! LOL

[kelebradudes]

JESUS CLOUDS :D

[klantarN]

what was wrong with u then ? u never say it :D

[WeaponMasterJedi]

You don't have a button to remove people from life because you are neither Lemmy nor Chuck Norris.

[iloveunicorns08]

# 1 thing never to say to ur pregnant wife: damn, frank from work passed a kidney stone the size of a pea at work. DAMN thats gotta hurt!!!!

=))

[MajorMakeupFreak]

lol this is awesome !

[mrsoki]

rofl copterz by fine i meen by taking lots of percaset

[SGP36]

ahhhh kidney stones ouch! I've had them and feel your pain........

[LQIELQC]

idiot

[dawgsaysbark]

hello

[flipsflops08]

haha phil thanks for philin' me in. =] im a fan!!

[killgroy]

once again i am very very very sorry that my comment had that my comment had the wrong message i deleted all my previous comment so it wont confuse any one of you

and sxephil in this segment you say you wish you could delete people from life i should be on your list and the very top #1 the American douchbag im calling myself that because i am please sxephil please forgive my stupid kidish comment i was only trying to make that previous guy rin around the corner with his tail between his legs.

[Marinaske]

It's okay, I'm sure he accepts your apology. I just thought it was a bit rude to say btut I can understand.. Sometimes I have my days where I take shit out on others that I don't actually have a problem with haha :)

[killgroy]

i meant to that one guy not to sxephil

sxephil's videos are awsome just the people who make fun of the people that make great videos like sxephil i feel ashamed that people misstook my comment to that one guy who was talking shit about sxephil it made me angry and i over react when i have a bad day but my reaction was not to sxephil but to that one person who was talkin shit

so i sincerely apoulogise to phil and all the other people. -killgroy

sorry sxephil

[etbitmydogucf]

they eventually didn't buy the jet, but I assume you know that already.

[OfficialBottomsUp]

Yerr I Gimp Just Saying Like But Guess What I Googled That Picture of "YOUR"hand SO GUYS YES HE IS A FAKE!

[Marinaske]

and killgroy is our douchebag of the day.

[tjjwittadawg]

y are there so many dbotd on utube?

u should do that for a segment...

[pimpsonparade]

i find the remove option for comments very useful. if i go a bit over the top with my comments, like i did with my friends video, i'll just delete the stupid ones

[Amnori360]

LMFAO! ur hilarious