CaRLoS MeNciA (MeXiCaN DaTiNg AdViCe)

[redrumAmystikal]

this idiot is not even mexican,,, 

[Super1Jhonnyboy]

hahahahaha this focking kabron look her nipples bro how hard they are lmfao

good advise by the way =)

[jmhxcnb6]

black *

[jmhxcnb6]

@LeoLovesNature ; stfu you racist ass putoo , mexicaan aint no damn slave to a lazy ass piece white shit , juust cuuase we taake youur damn jobs ! annd we do themm BETTER ! bestn' believe thaat bitch ! thaas why you white bitches be trynna act white buut you get youur ass beaat by themm ! youu fuckin fallowers , i bet youu won't come arouund and saay that shit to a M E X I C A N in P E R S O N , youu'll get youur as shot ! df bitchh .

[RedPaganPunk]

@jmhxcnb6

Holy shit you're illiterate...

[LeoLovesNature]

mexicans are not smart enough to be comedians but are stupid enough to be the white man's slaves.

[sydriam999]

I love him! He's soo funny.

[chicobar313]

LAME AZZ JOKEZ.!!

[chicobar313]

WAT A FCKEN FAG

[GreenJokerToker]

I tYpe LiKe tHIs BeCaUSe IlIkE it UP THe ASs

[SamiTheZombieUnicorn]

Hilarious xD

[cruelgrotequeblood]

Funny, but sucks to be on the receiving end of his jokes.

[DrDumb002]

TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is BeYoNd FuCkInG AnNoYiNG.

[1slasken1]

He's the baws

[MarikaPound]

what a pig

[nflizsoft6]

thats funny coming from a half german half honduras guy with a fake name who steals jokes, please go on funny man

[BESTIACRUEL8]

@nflizsoft6 i see you like repeating words...do you personally know the man? please go on gossip queen

[nflizsoft6]

@BESTIACRUEL8 yeah hes my gay cousin who steals jokes and is a talentless hack, congrats of being his dumbass nuthugger you must be proud

[BESTIACRUEL8]

@nflizsoft6 well good morning to you too TMZ dipshit...do you usually wake up to check the latest carlos news? (good forbid he should steal another joke, why that would not be ok with you) or are you just some jobless fuckhead with too much time on his hand?

[nflizsoft6]

@BESTIACRUEL8 tmz? lol you obviously know nothing about the comic scene because every comic hates him and knows he steals, i could steal jokes and be a fuckhead like him but i have class unlike him, he sits in the back with a notepad to steal even people's alive material and also dead or retired comedic bits, but i guess thats ok, you dont know comedy, you dont know funny, and you have you common sense or decency with your dribble posts, you im not responding to your dumbness anymore good day

[MeatySD]

You just can't downgrade to Mencias or Lopez after coming from a Gabriel Iglesias video... Wasn't feeling it for this video.

[MissPenelopePussycat]

My boyfriend is mexican..this didn't helping meXD..lol

[365to173repubsPWNED]

Oh wow...this guy's not funny

[Ayla8711]

10 hombres nececitan sus chicas

[eric2627]

you already took her to the park vato? hahahahaha

[ShervinSaffari]

when he said look at her nipples theyre really hard, the guy actualy turned his head and looked lol

[vampireinlove100]

@ShervinSaffari but if you pay really close attention to her tits, you'll see her nipples really are hard.

[mrsfacetious]

@ShervinSaffari so does the girl x)

[Warchild203813]

I'm not Mexican, but that's kinda crazy

[PyroNINJ4]

Does it really matter? Fucking christ if you dont like it STFU and stop watching it and feeding trolls

[garrobito007]

@PyroNINJ4 relax he sucks

[xZippy38]

Worst "comedian" ever.

[itube4521]

this guy fking sucks,

[1992alexdiaz]

also what does the chick say at 2 :52

[SparkSSBM]

@1992alexdiaz she says stop stealing jokes you unoriginal bastard

or something.

[1992alexdiaz]

so whats the name of the video or TV show this is from

[smoothcriminaldude]

he is from mexican decent his grandparents at mexican so he is mexican a little SO STFU he steals joke fuck no he recycles jokes jokes get recycled all the fucking time how many comedians have a MJ joke or a crocodile hunter joke and mind of mencia was original [in the sense of sketches not the idea of a sketch show so stfu how many of u people have a carlos mencia jokes? and you say he steal jokes go back under the bridges all you trolls came from]

[3sheetz2thawind]

ahem...i mean Ned!

[3sheetz2thawind]

Carlos Menstealia!

[charryroseredjimenez]

pinhe joto



[xDarkxKairi]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Awesome Advice 

[CBH]

Best dating advice ever!

[gabrielamaya86]

Carlos Mencia (born October 22, 1967) is a comedian, writer, and actor, born seventeenth of eighteen children as Ned Mencia in San Pedro Sula, Honduras to Magdelena Mencia and Roberto Holness

[itzblitz6]

hes an ass

[AZIANfukZMenzBUTTZ]

stupid ass GERMAN racist fuck carlos athats isnt even his name fuck this fake

[Warionstar]

look at her niples lol

[warrior20082009]

FUCK YOU * CARLOS M  UR NOT FUNNY.

[MexicanPride171]

Hey dumfucks if u hate Carlos because he steals jokes the why tha fuck did u watch the video

[dudupoduappu]

@MexicanPride171 carlos no steal jokes, dane cook steal jokes

[gaby71190]

he is not mexican but he grew up at mexico.... im american but my father company is at dominican republic so i live there since i was 6, i feel more dominican than most of the people here

[itzblitz6]

@gaby71190 hes half mexican

[Katracho630]

@itzblitz6 He's from Honduras...

[sssoprano123]

@Katracho630 He was born in Honduras from a Mexican mom.

[Katracho630]

@sssoprano123 I knew that

[sssoprano123]

@Katracho630 so the dude is half Honduran half Mexican.

[garrobito007]

@sssoprano123 half white half honduran

[garrobito007]

@sssoprano123 born in the usa white and honduran

[TonyElTijuanero]

@garrobito007 nope, his mother was born in mexico

hes half mexican and honduran

[madpat2007]

A fraud and a thief!

[wizardofozzy68]

@madpat2007 dude he is funny that is his job. to make us laugh. How he does it is not our business. i bet you were laughing at the joke not searching of the origen of the joke.

[madpat2007]

@wizardofozzy68 Actually I didn't laugh once. He's not funny, he steals jokes and butchers them with his "Mexican" accent.

[ISesseriI]

@madpat2007 then you don't need to come to one of his vids and spread your hate.

[Eric34JR]

@madpat2007 you are a fag

[madpat2007]

@Eric34JR LOOL! And you are a cocksucking, dick munching troll.

[LuckyBlueEyez]

mAybE SoMeoNe cAn lEaRn tO tYpE!

[Norwegianguy94]

look at her nipples bro! xD haha

[CesarManiaX]

He's not funny. How the fuck did this guy become a comedian? George Lopez can run circles around this guy. Even carrot top can outfunny this fraud

[TLK500]

@CesarManiaX dont watch videos with him if you dont like him,idiot.

[complocated]

Awww If He Said That To ME I Would Be Swept Off Ma Damn Feet!! Soo Cute!! =)

[MrJgreene2009]

lol she looked at her nipples

[ricksterga]

this asshole is a liar, he is from honduras

[AntDX316]

"i will never need u, but i will forever want u" epic

[joseph19699]

HE IS NOT EVEN MEXICAN, HE IS A WANNA BE

[XSWNMXJNC]

this guy is cheap he just copies other comedians watch what he says then look up other comedians .. he sux

[rdrswife4life]

i love how he doesn't give a crap who he offends.

[auju123]

hahaha she even looks down to see if they are! lol

[654paloma456]

wow carlos has such a omantic voice wen he talk like that(all slow and cute)

lol his really hot

[Pr3dat0r5000]

"every lick"

lol...

[fenriz123]

is not stealing, is just improving it

[moneymanmoe]

lmao"look how hard her tits are".

[07Warrior13]

It just shows how many queers exist on this planet when they think that he steals shit...... Theres material that he's been accused of but they are jokes that I hear from like 6 different comedians.....just put in their own words, doesn't mean that they steal shit.... their on stage and successful for a fucking reason... Carlos Mencia is a professional he goes on stage and can make shit up...... JOE ROGAN cries cuz he didnt get his own show etc. etc.

[bobnos]

@07Warrior13

He has stolen stuff from his partners and friends.. imagine you cracking up a joke to him while chillin in a staff room.. now your going in after him... he goes on.. says your joke.. THIS IS WHAT HAS HAPPENED several times. his own friends admit it!

as for why is he successful.. he is not a comedian because he ridicules the art.. he is not truly..

but he is a great performer and for that I am still a fan .. so dont misjudge me as a hater. i love his performance.

take care

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[Rosax1]

since people say he steals material. if he does, i wonder who he stole this from

[adrienspawn]

LOL "Now you know! And knowing is half the battle! GI JOEE!!!!"

[ArelisJ]

LOL more like Gi JOse!!

[kanguro44]

LOL

[martinsedo]

ace!

[MARIOlS23]

Carlos spontaneous jokes are real entertaining. Keep the great work Carlos!

[shadowing0]

for the hater. why r u watching this? why?

[bobnos]

@shadowing0

HE is a great performer but i can admit when he does shit wrong.. but he is good.

if hating is the truth... why you hating on a hater??? lool.. you a hater excuse is just a method of not being able to counter an argument. ..he is a thief.. period.. you have to admit that..

but i am a fan.. he has great stage presence and makes others jokes ten times funnier.

[shadowing0]

@bobnos

you have a good argument. You are right about his been a thief and you are right about me been a hater, but I hate seeing to same thing in every Carlos video.

[RifleBitesYou]

@bobnos People dont hate on people who make music remixes. Why hate on people that recombine jokes. Hes still funny. I mean people have pretty much cracked almost every joke possible...

[bobnos]

i wouldnt compare it to remixing music.. that goes through a process and contract with people getting paid..

yes he is funny... i like his performances.. because thats what he is .. a great performer.. but it aint his material. and i know what you mean that some jokes are form in some ways of most jokes because its the same "topic".. not really with carlos.. not when people confront him about it and his own friends speak up against it.

but again i like him because he performs well on stage.,

[de69ial]

I like it! This guy is BRILIANT!!

[pmsan29]

His real name is Ned Arnell Holness he is a german honduran who has fooled you all. He is a fake phony who made up a story saying that his mother was mexican. He is a fraud in every sense of the word and worst of all his so called "comedy" sucks.

P.s. George Lopez is 500 times funnier, and he's actually mexican.

[MMaeidlilniAW]

No he has said that even before he got popular. His Name is Ned Arnel(you spelled it wrong) Mencia(He used Holness in respect to his dad but it isn't his legal last name). How do you know his mom is German, have you ever met her? Why would he make up such a ridiculous lie. Rogan lies and has barely any proof on half the shit he says about him. I actually recently found out that actually his dad is half German, half Honduran. That actually makes Carlos more Mexican than anything! So your wrong!

[forglegorktheork]

Mencia kicks ass.

[jo05dk]

bRiLlIaNt ClIp. HaTe PpL whO WrItE LiKe ThIs BtW. YoU'd HaVe To Be A TeEnAgEr Or JuSt StUpId.

[dakotah56671]

dee dee dee

[MMaeidlilniAW]

That's mean. I'm a teenager and I have never written like that or with every word starting with a capital letter. But i have written word in complete capitals to point out main points to retards.

[jo05dk]

It's not mean, it's a generalization MMaeidlilniAW. There's a big difference;-)

[MMaeidlilniAW]

Yeah put you're putting me in a group with retards as well with that type of comment by saying both retards and teenagers to it!

[jo05dk]

Life's a bitch and then you die.

If you're gonna take everything that might potentially be about you personally, you're gonna live a very troubled life indeed.

[Rodriguez9181]

You are stupid Carlos

[guacamolera702]

hondurans do steal materials...

[TRIPLESIXSICCNESS]

damn i hate that this piece of shit carlos, not funny, just lame

[MMaeidlilniAW]

Then why did you search a video of him or click on this video cause the videos name is Carlo's Mencia ()Mexican Dating Advice). So since you clicked on it it made you looked retarded

[pmsan29]

LOL@some lame honduran/german trying to give advice to mexicans.

[MMaeidlilniAW]

He is half Mexican, Half Honduran. Don't believe half the shit Rogan says about him cause he has little to no facts to prove them.

[gumdeo]

Muy bueno.

[firstchino]

hahahahaha,that was is good,

[gnss28]

HaHA lOl haD 2 cOMMEnT