It Must Be Eagle Man!

[Adamlyon34]

This scares me... ALOT!

[JustChrisLTD]

The eagle represents America and he's taking a shit on the insurance companies!

[blacklannmuzik1]

LOL! Being from Chicago, I can definitely remember this 1. CLASSIC! This is 1 of THE most generic, corny, strange, funny & effective ad in advertising history!!! GREAT post. And.....I had a mad crush on that lady (car driver). :-))

[ichigokitty]

I'm not sure which one has more fail, this one or the original. XD

[Catexpoint]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! I have been reinacting this advertisment for people since 1995. I can't tell you what joy it brings me to see it again!

[purehaloman8334]

i paused at 54 way 2 much info man

[Joe402]

Abolish daytime TV.

[killuminatiplz]

whoa, lol, never seen the commercial where they SHOW him givin birth, fuckin HILARIOUS

[MissYouMyOnlyOne]

for a second i thought it said be illegal with eagle lol

[DiamondDaleMcPherson]

the lowest coawst.

[urbancoffee1]

i used to pull out my whacker while i watched this commericial and slap the tv, and say ive got something for you fag eagle

[0Frankthepimp0]

I think they mean eagle trannie

[Picu97]

The first time I saw this video I thought his balls were falling! LOL

[ytnate93]

0:21 Eww! Those sound effects are nasty! Sounds like he's taking a shit!! LOL!

[MorsmordreMaiden]

What confuses me is that this commercial still comes on here, and I live in Texas.

[Tashizle]

"I've got something for youuuuu!" hahaha

[gasshuffer]

i almost shit myself when that dam bird jumped up

[PwnzorBob]

EagleMan!

The patriotic transexual car insurance salesman!

[IanKabraRox]

umm how did a dude eagle get preggerz??

[victorious0001]

wow... i remember as a child and being afraid to drive with my mom anywhere because we didnt have insurance on the car..lol

[DiscoverPlatinum]

Whhhhhhaaaaaat?

[pknight212]

quack quack

[1eYeJonny]

ha this aint even the og one tho

[brosephjames]

fake

[artgirlb]

Hey, I haven't seen this one in a LONG time! God, it's so hilariously cheap...

[MightySaturn5]

Be honest -when that giant "about to fucking attack" bird cracked out of that man sized egg at :26 you were kind of startled there for a moment.

...I got a nephew that spooks easy, when I showed this video to him he burst into a full backwards retreat away from the computer and ended up topling into his red wagon which cartwheeled down the second floor stairs and into our neighbors poisen Sumac patch which they used to keep winos from sleeping in their shrubs and floral arangements.

[cavalcadeoffun]

what is this i dont even

[PUKEsleepTUBE]

YES! MOO & OINK!

[Travisbickle75]

D:  .

[kidcadaverr]

Nothing turns on a lady more than low rates!

[AlvinZalvin]

whoa.... this streamed my whole life D:

WTF!

[AlvinZalvin]

0:24

what a stupid reaction! LOL!

[jbphresh]

yea i remember this commercial!!

[Zol87]

I love this commercial. I haven't seen it since fifth grade!! LAMO

[BoneThugsEternal]

lol..i remember this commercial in Chicago. It was like 1995. This was the official summer of 95' chicago commercial right here. I was 17 then. One of the wierdest commercials ever lol Great memories!

[sxsder24]

LOOK AT THOSE LOW RATES!!!

[EricToTheScionti]

I would of shot this guy and claimed he was trying to car jack me.

[SZF123456]

SQUIRT

[metalcom51]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[Gonzohook]

I can't be the only one that thought he was just going to shit all over their car.

[Japanesecracker]

hmm.... have you seen a guy give birth/lay a egg???

hahahahah

[GOLDENdeserteagle]

that is scary...

[ddixon06]

OMG, my sister and I would just laugh to KILL ourselves EVERY time this crap came on! We still go around saying "I've got something for you!!!", fifteen years later. It's one of my favourite childhood memories. Thank you for putting this up!

[SanasSweetMode]

Love the sucking noise it makes when Eagle Man lays the egg.

.///.

[applethedino]

"I've got something for yoooou!"

[gchata]

someone help me with this. WHY THE HELL IS A MALE EAGLE LAYING AN EGG???

[Lee3nfi3ld]

"be illegal with eagal"????

[SK101796]

"Oh look at those low rates"... how many takes do you think that took?

[foxxyloxx]

"Do you have insureance aan this caaar?"

"The lowest caawwst SR22." Love that even the eagle has a friggin accent.. lol. Those girls are worse actresses than porn stars! rotfl.

[ccaa6732]

Why the fuck do they charge married men less than single men?

[lorezapocalypse]

bitch gonna make you pay that car insurance.

[rob395397]

i am gonna start carrying a shot gun in the car just in case eagle man shows

[yeahyeahkayla]

omg i just saw this on the wildest commercial thing on E! i laughed SO hard

[cassanjraa]

This commercial is beyond hilarious.

My mom and I still recite it and laugh.

[vverdigo]

I cant beleive they put this on the air

[KaosInside23]

i used to watch this coz im from chicago...so cheezy its funny! still cracks me up :D

[Reaperoframen]

same here lmao

[soybomba]

I thought only girl eagles laid eggs...

[BishopHatto]

I was thinking the same thing!

ROFL

[nickknows]

this cant be real, I mean like this might be a really weird porno or something.

[DolphinCrossin]

No. This is a real commercial. They used to show this commercial all the time when I was a little kid. Actually kinda freaked me out.

[FataMorgana00]

No, I'm from Chicago originally and it seriously is/was a real commercial from back in the day.

[chris16447]

I'm still living in Chicago (always have) and they STILL play this commercial, along with *shudder* sequels.

[misslill23]

These commercials last aired in 1998. 10 years ago. It's funny how people still claim they see them every day. Must be phantom commercials.

[flamethisuser]

eagle, man.

[Chubachus]

what a lame commercial lol

[steveoconeevo]

the fuck...? HE layed an egg. weird.

[cariosus]

I don't know. :( It's not on Youtube ... and it's equally as bad, if not worse. (at least this is funny-bad.)

[BonyAndPissed]

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOOOOOUUUUU

[easypin]

Anyone seen the actual original one? I don't remember ever seeing this one with the SR-22... it was just "I've got soooomething fooor yoouuuu" ... [booowwm!]

[jd131]

It's up on youtube somewhere, be diligent.

[mrhp9]

Wow, what great memories. I remember watching this when I was 5

[nakedhousewife]

Oh my goodness, great memories, LOL. I have to say, I liked the original better, I wish I could find that somewhere! Thanks for posting this.

[jolielaide75]

hahahah! I LOVE this commercial!  I grew up in Chicago Heights IL and this commercial played all the time on TV! I now live in RI and I would try to explain it to my friends but they couldn't get it. thanks for posting this!!!

[cariosus]

What about the Peter Francis Geraci commercial?

[georgebush231]

get your chapter 11 info tapes..now

[Satipumo]

Don't forget to take your glasses off to show that you're serious.

[Mazzman]

LOOK AT THOSE LOW RATES!

[hamclam]

why is a male eagle laying eggs>???

[aphexmandelbrot]

Fear the bird that delivers healthy rectal SR22 deliveries.

[modell588]

That would scare the shit out of me...

[6CherriBerri9]

This scared the hell outta me...

[mrhp9]

lmfao I remember these commercials

[Jmmynvn]

Wonderful.

[Gradabug]

Ahahahahhaaha

[thegreatgreen]

That was the most horrifying fucking thing I've ever seen.

[HimHchan]

Jesus Christ, yes. It's horrible.

[ChronicProductions]

is it even legal to be married when you're 16 or 17? watch the end and look at the bottom left of the chart

[caterpillarnut]

WHAT THE FUCK?! It's a time-warp from the 80s with the hairstyles, eagleman sounds like he's drunk, the "Iiiiii've got something for youuuuuu" line seems like he's about to pull down his eaglepants, and since when do male eagles lay eggs? When an 6 foot eagle says "I've got something for you" and proceeds to squat on the roof of your car, that typically means, well... You know precisely what birds love to do to cars.

[dacrimsonmask13]

When eagleman says "i got something for you" the first thing that comes to my mind is that he's going to take off his pants and show'em his "Bird" XD XD XD...

[Ultrasecond]

I love the fact that this Chicago commercial is apparently burned into the childhood memories of an entire generation of chicagoens watching Saturday morning cartoons. We have had some pretty bizarre commercials in san diego where I live, but nothing quite like this.

[DSAhmed]

I used to go to chicago to visit family only in the summertime when i was younger.. and yes, this commercial is burned into my mind. And this is a slightly newer version. He used to only say "ive got something for youuuu!!!" and there was no animation coming out of his rear end.

[jd131]

Yeah this is a modified version of the original commercial that was made for the Eagleman website. There is also SR22 information which wasn't in the original version.

[rosydonut]

oh...look at those low rates........

[Ultrasecond]

I like how it looks like they're about to puke.

[Nintendom]

Wait....what?

[SenorAnderson]

Your version is also better because it includes the whole ad, isn't cropped, and doesn't have that stupid watermark.

[dreamworks18]

who cares if she has insurance on that car its a piece of shit chevrolet!! lol god thats ugly.

[evileyedji]

Damn right !

[JCDC333]

wow this really takes me back. thanks for that! this whole SR22 bit is kinda disheartening...wish we still had the orig.

[jd131]

The original is up it's called Eagleman (The Original), i think sibe74 posted it.

[madcow8686]

lmao. SEXY.

[zapjaste]

Aw I wish I could find the original that doesn't talk about the SR22.

[tbandit]

yes, this sr22 one pails in comparison to the original

[jd131]

Someone else has posted that one, you should be able to find it.

[zapjaste]

Seriously? Who is it? Because I've clicked on them all and I've only ever found this new one that talks about the SR22.

[jd131]

It's called Eagleman (The Original), i think sibe74 posted it.

[zapjaste]

Thank you! I guess I must have missed that one. It's so awesome that these commercials are online.

[yeahitskatie]

hahahahaha. im from chicago and this is the craziest commercial.

[harrytvo]

I thought this commercial was from the 80s until I noticed they had a Web site.

[jd131]

It's actually from 1993, but the website wasn't added until recently.

[raktarspanks]

i'm speachless, amazing...just amazing hahaha be legal with eagle

[MarmaladeMagick]

:) Ooooh, look at those looow rates~

[xxxramen]

There is no God

[Jermhatespants]

I would not be surprised if these girls' acting credits were exclusively porno, barring this one commercial.

[Hal9OOO]

how does eagleMAN lay an egg?

[keenthesaurus]

This killed my soul.

[gnrchild]

What came first...the chicken, the egg, or the lowest cost SR22?

[heavyboxes]

Dude! If anyone's got the Golf Mill Ford Commercial ("do like Stu and you'll save too!") it is your DUTY as a human being on planet Earth to upload it IMMEDIATELY. It's genius.

[SallyT88]

Hah I love Eagle Man! It so amazing the commerical made it on The Soup...Go Chi-Town!!!....Ahhh look at those low rates!

[11herbsandspices]

Too bad "Eagle Man" lands on your car and dents the sh#$ out of it.

[Fzyde]

OMG I haven't seen this commercial [and the other with Mancow] in like a decade. Brings back memories. I had to endure these cheap local commercials back in the 90s [late at night] when we didn't have cable. They actually still run some of them like Victory Auto Wreckers and Novelty Golf (Bunny Hutch). Although I could've swear Eagleman said "I got something for you." I couldn't remember the RS22 part.

[heavyboxes]

Yes, growing up in Chicagoland I saw this commercial all throughout my childhood and you are correct, that RS22 part was never there! WTF?

[hmkasun]

An eagle craps out car insurance? Brilliant.

[tamboress]

how dose a male eagle lay an egg?

[GoldenChild4ever]

Has this company survived still????

[tonydivine]

LMAO @ Lockbar's comment, funny cuz its true...

[Lockbar]

I haven't seen this in more than 10 years. A classic in bad television, plus two of the skankiest girls ever on TV.

[davyforce]

Is it possible that you have this on tape? Would be willing to trade with some similar fun material-

TV Sheriff

[jd131]

No, I don't have this on tape (I never taped WCIU or UPN), I got this from the Eagle Insurance website. If you have one of the variants of this commercial on tape I could post it online for you.

[imthenexthokage13]

Ah, sweet home Chicago. I saw this commercial! You know those girls are just the director's girlfriend and sister. THey are so Chicago, I'm a Chicago girl myself.

[thewayithink]

This reminds me of Saturday mornings when nothing was on: Eagleman and Victory Auto Wreckers and Empire Carpets. Sweet home Chicago.

[thewayithink]

This reminds me of Saturday mornings when nothing was on: Eagleman and Victory Auto Wreckers and Empire Carpets. Sweet home Chicago.

[ashelyc7]

Why did a male eagle lay an egg? It must be a deep-voiced female eagle.

[benjaminthefox]

My jaw hit the floor when that egg popped out. That is one thing I never expected to see in a TV commercial.

[gohawks3391]

it must be EAGLE JIZZ!

[AceTygra82]

I bet this ad has become popular among the Tommy Chong crowd!

[jd131]

They showed this clip on The Soup last night on the local commercial segment, I wonder if they got it from here!

[jd131]

If you can find other Eagleman commercials please let me know!

[PitPat23]

these gals are SO Chicaaaago. i live in Seattle now and miss that!

[snuffydoug]

How so?

[themaninblack20]

the true absurdity of this commercial is that male eagles do NOT lay eggs

[amillionminutes]

It's not an egg, it's low rates!

[TradaPIB]

How exactly did the ladies see the low rates from where they were standing? And why does Eagleman give birth to baby eagles with the low rates in their mouths anyway?

[vectorlyme]

I missed this so much! Great to see its resurrection :) Fond first memories of Chicago television :)

[Tweedyzgirl]

this made my day...i've been trying to prove to my non-chicago friend just how great the eagleman commercials are...and now i have evidence!

[tyfin85]

At first it looked like he was about to take a huge dump on their car for not having insurance.

But then I realized it was an egg, and it made me sad.

[SmileyMan]

Shit

[jd131]

If you like this commercial then go check out the Victory Auto Wreckers Commercial, another funny low budget Chicago commercial.

[ccricers]

It's not really funny, just timeless. It's clever how they use the same video, and just change the phone numbers.

[zapjaste]

I was so elated to find all of these commercials on Youtube. But there's no Golf Mill Ford ones! I really hope someone who has an old copy of the Gold Mill Ford commercial uploads it. I am considering starting a Wikipedia entry about it since Empire Carpet and Eagle Insurance both have Wiki articles. :)

[lakishajenkins]

Can you make a claim if your car gets destroyed by a giant eagle landing on your car and laying a huge egg on it?

[Blastaway]

The delivery in Feeders was less wooden and awkward!

[dice283]

yeah, the original commercial was just as confusing.

[GeneralEric]

Why did they have an animated recap of the original commercial?

[DMCrimson]

Money was spent on this.

[sarkissamuel]

hahahaha hilarious

[ohcoaster]

wow. WTF was the budget on that? 2 dollah?

[guardiane]

HAHA...BWWHAHAAHAHAH! What the hell?? Worst commercial ever, they actually get business after this crap? I'd egg their building everytime I saw that commercial if I lived near them. Demented, scary, demon bird that takes dumps on people's cars.

[dickclam]

what the fuck

[kingsean]

that bird just dropped a deuce on their car

he gonna pay for that?

[Fenrys]

oh good god, that egg was the last thing I expected. I feel like I need to go to confession, now, or something.

[Ultrasecond]

can't sleep, eagles will rape me can't sleep, eagles will rape me can't sleep, eagles will rape me can't sleep, eagles will rape me can't sleep, eagles will rape me can't sleep, eagles will rape me can't sleep, eagles will rape me AAAAAAAAA

[trancepx]

This is like a horror movie... AHHHHH WHHYY.

[sublimebravo]

SLPOTCH.

R.

[SenorAnderson]

Be legal with eagle.