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  • Haters gonna hate.

    Trolls gonna troll.

  • Shitty band, shittier fans

  • i laughed so damn hard listening to this XD

  • Yes. Slipknot fucking sucks!

  • I really like your videos. Make more.

  • Moar like Paul DEADwick Gay AMIRITE?

  • LMAO! You made my day!

  • That was the most hillarious thing I've seen in a long time.

  • very well played out my good sir. you have earned one free internets!!!!one!!

    

  • Is this a joke? Are you trying to make fun of Slipknot? I mean either way it fails but it fails even harder if you're serious.

  • Is this the new mask and singer of slipknot in 2011? I like him

  • this is a big crap, fucking cover of shit!!!, you are a poper o a clown???

    One piece of shit!!!

  • are fucking kidding me your telling me this is better than mine, dude yours sounds like shit so much feedback and plus you look retarded with that mask on

  • @ciamizery Eh...I'm pretty sure mine is better.

  • Slipknot AKA Shitknot is one of those "netalhead bands" that fail.. All their music is like some linkin park but alot faster. whines bout shit life and sings bout killin... -.-'

    All they do is that they gather up attention from emo teens that srsly just listen to the "emoing" in the songs...

  • >I SOUND JUST LIKE COREY TAYLOR.

    lol! You sound like you have a cock in your mouth. GG faggot!

  • shitknot fans think they're so metal. gtfo

    their songs are just whine, whine, whine

  • Anybody, please give me a valid reason why Slipknot is a bad band.

    All this is, is opinion, i respect your opinion but it doesn't mean everybody else's opinion is wrong.

  • I'll give you plenty more than 1. Corey is harmonized, they need 9 members to play the same corporate rock shit you hear linkin park makin, The lyrics are uninspired and targeted at 15 year olds. Every song they've ever made sounds just like another one they put on a different album. And they need a gimmick such as masks and devil lyrics so that they could get attention from mass media and appeal to the younger crowd, because without them, they're just another shitty poser metal band. :)

  • @SgtHonky Man what I don't get is why the fuck aren't people saying the same sort of shit about even worse bands like Hoobastank or Creed or Taylor Swift?

  • @Zerrith People ARE saying it. Namely you and everyone who likes garbage.

  • @SgtHonky So I like garbage if I think Hoobastank, Creed, and Taylor Swift are shitty? wtf!?

  • @Zerrith No you like garbage because what you like is garbage. Duh. :)

  • @SgtHonky dude fuck you.. You're judging my taste in music without even knowing a single band I like. And I wasn't even defending the band you were bashing, I was just saying there's even worse..

  • @Zerrith I'm willing to bet what you like is all garbage :)

  • @SgtHonky Uh huh.. based on what? I guess based on you being an asshole. I'm not offended, you're just annoying.

  • I'll give you a fucking reason why Shitknot is a bad band!

    a) They can't play guitar!

    b) They can't play bass!

    c) Joey Jordison just plays fast with no sense of rhythm or fitting in with the music

    d) they have about five members who do nothing on stage

    e) Shitknot AND their whiny emo teenage fans think that they are hardcore metalheads

    f) Shitknot rely on their image to get album sales rather than their music

    g) All their songs sound identical!

  • @Evanosity

    Because it's angsty music marketed to angsty 12 year olds who think they're hardcore and are fucking retarded.

  • EPIC WIN!!!! this is how every shitcock song sounds like!!

  • Win!

  • This video has the win.

    Slipknot is one of the most fail bands evar :3

  • The Win is strong in this vid

  • you all fail (except for delthryn and his supporters). shitknot is a horrible band. they're just 9 douchebags wearing masks singing about the devil.

    this vid is great.

  • yous are fucktards! shut up mutha fuka

  • best video ever

  • ha! shitknot!

  • A typical Shitcock fan

  • oh hello

  • i have NEVER heard that song butchered that bad before.

    GOOD GOD, you are full of shit, if you think you sound like my cuz.

    you are a fuckin joke

    you cant even do the full song

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  • gay

  • lol

  • You suck, stop it.

  • He's doing it to make fun of Slipcock dumbass. They suck.

  • I know he's making fun of them, thats why he needs to stop, fuck all y'all

  • OH SHIT THIS IS AWESOME :D

  • 5 out of 5 EASILY. I'm the only 11 year old that knows Opeth ._.

  • slipknot sucks!!!

  • @hgfdghsgh

    Agreed!

  • you noob..very fucking video..slipknot 4ever

  • Very fucking video? That doesn't even make any sense.

  • 5/5

  • This video never gets old.

    I seriously recommend that you should teach Corey vocal lessons dude.

  • What the fuck is happening here?

  • This vid would be good if it wasn't so shit.

  • better than original^^

  • u do realize all u do is make yourself look like a total douchebag piece of shit right? just sayin...

  • I FUCKING HOPE U DIE BITCH!!!!!!

  • I hear that shitknot song only in alternative rock stations. What a bunch of poser fags, amirite?

  • Also nice life game, 3 year old game much

  • Don't knock Life, you fudgepacker.

  • ONWED R8GED LOL

  • Um...what board game ISN'T made for 3 year olds? Seriously...what a lame comeback.

  • The kind that aren't made for 3 year olds. Like Life.

  • û dumb fuck

  • dood i like some slipknot songs,but this is funny.

    i love this kind of ' a bored guy with a camera doing shit' videos lol

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  • fuck off you mother fucker cant sing (i say your voice ishit) NEVER TAKE THE MIK OUT OF SLIPKNOT

  • fail i see why your wearing a mask

  • The same reason Corey Taylor wears one.

  • no corey wears one because he looks good in one u wear one because ur a fag

  • How can one person look any better in a mask that covers their entire face than anyone else? The reason Corey Taylor wears a mask is because if he didn't his band wouldn't have the same aesthetic that they do now and they'd have to rely on actually making interesting music, something that they've proven themselves incapable of time and time again.

  • i dont understand what your saying. are you trying to make fun of slipknot or??

  • retarded man?

    first, shitty sound.

    and dude

    you really cnat sing.

  • and its true. people say real metal sounds like noise/ haha ive seen these fuckers live. they have like 12 people and still manage to sound like a band i threw together in 2 days back in middle school

  • lmao awesome. fuck shitknot

  • I hate you !

    You suck!

    I will kill you!

    Your Live is shit!

  • wow you really do sound like him

  • slipknot sux. Good job,

  • You're just embarrassing yourself, faggot. Stop making Slipknot fans look like bigger idiots than we already do.

  • hi ty 4 comment

  • Oh the irony.

  • Ok that was lol

  • I dont mind Peoples opinions, and i dont mind ppl makin fun of it as long as its funny, But like WTF, This Just Isnt Funny.

    Like Seriously, Your really not funny

  • this is hilarious

  • Do Slapknut actually have any songs with proper riffs? All I can ever hear is muted power chords and the occasional squeal. Anyone who plays guitar will tell you those are easy as shit to do.

  • well friick kinda wierd...never heard of a band ur in

  • Erm... sorry, if that's an insult put in a context at least.

  • YEAH, SLIPKNOT IS DA SHIT

    wait a minute...

    I KNOW ABOUT MUSIC GODDAMNIT

    nevermind, slipknot still sucks giant donkey dick

  • fuck u.theyre da best fuckin band in the FUCKING WORLD.u just wish ur pussy boy band cud do that well. ALL MY FELLOW MAGGOTS HELP ME OUT!! STAY(SIC)

  • You are so fucking stupid...Just go back to Hip hop you Poser!

  • I CONCUR!

  • im thinking this guy was like a former slipknot member and is jealous of their pwnage

  • Course he doesn't sound like Corey, moron. It's a PISSTAKE. He's making the point that Corey sounds FUCKING STUPID (which he does)

    And to all who say this kid can't sing: Yeah, erm... Neither can Corey. That's the whole idea.

  • lulz.

    That, and ALL of Slipknot are fuck-ugly without their masks on. Trust me, I've seen them.

  • lul wut

  • hahah silly camel.

  • your version > original

  • you suck

  • Much better than anything Shitsnot could ever shit out.

  • better then the original, 5/5

  • I think you need a life.

  • This is it right here, buck-o.

  • hey guess what MAGGOTS RULE so FUCK YOU

    anyways if u hate the best band in the world, slipknot, then why the hell do you have their songs and know the lyrics

    "buck-o" (LOL)

  • Five words dumbass: Illegal downloads and googling lyrics

  • Its Not maggots Its Faggots

  • DUDE I FUCKING LOST IT AS SOON AS HE ACTUALLY STARTED TO TRY SINGING

    That's awesome. And quit bitching about slipknot's drummer. No one even cares.

  • wow i didnt even get through the first 2 seconds of this video.. you mic was killing me! and i cant understand a word your saying. =/

    slipknot owns

  • The first two seconds are silence.

  • haha wow someone who dosen't like music and is a fucking cunttard :O thats weird.. and they make the masks themselfs dude..get some fact hahahaha you're fucking funny..

  • Slipknot Owns, Your just jealous and then you make shit like this you bunch of fucktards!

  • to exorkiller: they probably bought them from Party City LOL. Slipknot blows, glad to see another one who agrees =D

    to mnooqko: Slipknot fucking sucks, mnooqko. Get a taste in music, listen to some prog metal, and UNDERSTAND that you dont by any means need 9 people in a band =D

  • OMGGGGG not another one HAHAHA shiiiiit :O well internet is full of retards i guess.. and hey they make the masks themselfs dickhead! :D

  • Your comment just fucking proved that the internet is full of retards. Get some fucking grammar lessons and maybe someone will take you half seriously.

  • Hey Fucking cunts ... slipnknot is brutal ... and its fucking AWSOME...and you, the fag on the clip... FUCK U...I'm sure UR dad fucks U... you damn sream like this sound

  • i agree!!!

  • owned.

    Notice how all the REAL metalheads shit on Slipknot.

    No proper riffs, no proper singing, shit sadistic lyrics... Oh, and as far as drummers go Joey Jordison is crap. Want metal? Listen to Black Sabbath or Metallica or something, not these poser fags

  • hey "Diiiiick" i'm not trying to be rude but dude...dont be a retard.. open your mouth when you are rich by doing something you love okey? and joey is crap huh? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA god damn... one of the best/fastest drummers dude:S have you ever played drums??! try to understand me dude

  • JUST CAUSE YOUR FAST DOESNT MEAN YOUR GOOD!

    Example: Dragonforce.

    Joey Jordison fits the above caps locked statement as well

    once again, slipknot can be considered metal...to people in the age range of 9-13. People who have matured in the metal genre understand that its not always about speed

    Listen to Opeth, Between the Buried and Me, Megadeth, and Black Sabbath, and you'll know real metal when it bites you in the ass

  • being a fast drummer is important in slipknot cuz it would be weird without the agressive/fast tempo, and you can't say joey isn't good cuz all the drummers knows you're wrong.. and dude FUCK if it's metal or whatever you want slipknot to be dude! cuz me and lots lots of people loves slipknot and don't care if you don't think it is metal. and no i would never listen to that cuz i think they SUCK and thats because PEOPLE ARE DIFFRENT! listen to your shit and i listen to my shit, deal?

  • Best? What about Brant Bjork, Dave Grohl, Mike Portnoy, Danny Carey, John Dolmayan, Brad Wilk, Lars Ulrich, Dale Crover, John Bonham, Eddie Stratton, Jean-Paul Gaster and everyone in 'Stomp'?

    Face it, compared to these GODS Jordison is nothing.

  • dude read the "ONE OF THE BEST" part of my comment 1 more time, i know they are good as fuck and joey is one of them! and his better then Lars.. and if you say joey is crap you are pretty much retarded :/

  • "Fast" doesn't necessarily mean "be able to actually keep a tempo." It usually means "flail the sticks around like an idiot and hope mallcore kids are wowed enough to not notice that you suck ass."

  • Totally. Anyone who listens to REAL music can recognise that Jordison is shite.

    And rasseeeeee, by saying that ANY member of Shitknot is better than ANY member of Metallica you renounce your right to listen to metal.

  • I wouldn't say that's true, Joey Jordison is a bit overrated, but we can't deny he is a good drummer.

  • We CAN however deny that he beats Ulrich. Because he fucking doesn't.

    Slipknot fail. Who the hell needs three fucking drummers?

    That's why Joey's shit. He needs the other two drummers to cover up his mistakes.

  • ur fuckn retarded. theyre CUSTOM PERCUSSIONISTS. get ur fuckin head strate b4 u bring ur bullshit comments.

  • Yeah, I KNOW THAT. It's called a JOKE.

    Jesus. I hope you come to realise that although you were trying to make me look stupid it's backfired completely.

    And Jordison's still shit, and they still don't need 2 extra 'custom percussionists' (as long as the percussion in question is a drum they can be called drummers)

  • you sound like a half penis half robot

  • Half penis, half robot, ALL HARDKOR MAGIT.

  • This is awesome.

  • shitknot fans are fags :D

  • ROFL, Shitknot is for Fags

  • Oh man, this is 100% accurate!

  • wow. spot on corey's voice

  • dude thi is degrading.

    stfu and get a life,

    slipknot is actually an awesome band.

    and u my mentally challenged unmaggot-like friend deserve to get beaten.

    :D

  • I'm a bigger MAGIT than you are, you 15 year old scenester fuck.

  • hah, no.

  • Hmm lets see.... you're a real asshole.

    That will get you nowhere.

    BTW you spelled maggot wrong.

    If you love slipknot so much, then why are you insulting them?

    And why are you wearing a mask?

    You don't deserve that shit.

    Stay (sic) for all you REAL M@GG0TS out there.

  • You spelled Maggots wrong.

  • duuuude nicley said phantomaggot

  • let slipknot know you made this...they will rip you apart and feed your insides to the goats or clown will get onstage with your head and smack his baseballbat on it in the intro sequence of duality(normally done on a beer-keg) fucking retard...are you mentally disturbed or something?

  • what are you talking about? this is the only vocal cover that sounds exactly like corey

  • i'm talking about the fact that this is shit...there's only one fucking guy on this planet that can nail coreys singin style and that is corey taylor himself... why are people always complaining about slipknot? they are not bad...you know which band sucks? fucking gayband tokio hotel they suck...so go and suck them underaged kids dicks...its the only thing you deserve fuckhead

  • hey you gotta admit that hes pretty close to the real deal here. And you also gotta admit that you have no fucking sense of humor and are not able to detect my sarcasm. I can't really understand why people suck their favorite band's dicks all the time. I love slipknot but it's OK to make fun of them.

  • mmmmm maybe your right...but i cant see why you would make fun of a band you like...i mean...

    well fuck it...go ahead nd disagree

  • wow i got a reply other than a simple fuck you. your actually one of the few people that don't explode when they disagree on youtube. To let you know i thought this kid was a jackass as well. If your gonna make fun of a band or person you atleast gotta be funny (unlike this kid). lol. keep it sic dude

  • You need to check mine out.

  • yea coz ur not shit....

    fuck you...

  • this guy is better than slipknot

  • OMG LOLZ

  • hahah slipknots not bad but that was fucking class-a hilarious lulz

  • fucking hilarious

  • fuck off man!

  • that sent  a tear to my eye.....beautiful!

  • HAHAHA! This is amazing! Man, you are so good! How did you get your voice to sound just like his? That is crazy...

  • your funny

  • haha, fuck slipknot...

  • you hate slipknot, but you make a video dedicated to them....i dont get it

    but it was funny in a way

  • Ahahaa oh you rock man.

  • lmao

  • sH!TKNOW SUCKS COCK

  • LOLOL

    WTF ohhhhhhhhh.... rofl :D

  • lol that's not how you spell "Douchebag".

    kthanx.

    Can anyone take a joke?! I love slipknot, and this is funny to me.

    Grow up, people.

  • holy shit dude you should put that mic down and never ever sing again ...

  • tell that to corey taylor

  • Oh shit for I moment a hint of doubt about this being a piss take flickered in my mind. I apologise for that

  • goddam... when ur masked flip off. ur one of the most ugly people i have ever fucking seen. go kill urself. u fucking jew fag

  • you sir, fail #.

  • oh wow, you're reallllllly, stopping slipknot make music just by making a petty video like this.

    grow a dick dude.

  • this guy is a fuckin moron. hope he gets electrocuted from choking on that kiddie mic. Unlike you slipknot got somewhere by working theyre asses off. And you obviously taking the piss out of theyre work obviously means your just an immature fuckin moron that thinks he's cool. So sorry retard. your a fuckin idiot. Btw ur man boobs are fuckin sickly. PUT A FUCKIN SHIRT ON RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If by "Work 'they are' ass off," you mean "Jump on the bandwagon of shitty popular music (Numetal) at the time, and sucking corporate dick, then you're absolutely right.

    And, I'm wearing a shirt in this one.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA thats bullshit. they didnt jump on any corporate bandwagon limp dick. The ones that jumped on the bandwagon was limp bizkit. Slipknot are NOT by any means Nu-metal. Personally if you think slipknot sold out. Go back to listening to limp bizkit faggot.

  • Let's see...Sid Wilson? Turntables? Corey Taylor? Spit it out? Rap influences? Muddy assed overly downtuned riffs? Sounds like numetal to me.

  • ok maybe ur not getting the point asshole. I play the guitar downtuned, I dont necessarily incorporate rap influences into my music, But I add a few DJ samples into my stuff. And u think slipknots new metal just cuz corey taylor "raps" in spit it out. Your point in general is fucked as your idea in metal. limp bizkit now thats nu metal. Your just pissed off that corey taylors lyrics actually serves a point and idiots like yourself too it squarely too heart. go listen to backstreet boys u homo!

  • and plus by the way u play the guitar u call yourself a guitarist. Your a pure fuckin embarrassment to even be called a fuckin musician. get the fuck over yourself you low life dreamer show off pussy piece of shit. Retards like you piss me off. u have no idea what musicians do asshole so shut ur fuckin mouth u sad act fuckin reject!

  • omg this guy has already made 12 videos just taking the piss out of slipknot , mcr etc he is pathetic has no friends and has nothing better to do then to sit at home wanking of to porn and making shitty videos . go slit your wrists

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