Awesomely Bad Game Intros - Dimahoo

[ryuli1]

It's a lose lose situation. even if you win earth is still hollow and we're fucked anyway.

[UltiminiumX]

How come I never read "are you great?" lol! I love Dimahoo and the only thing that bothered me in the intro is when the mighty bounty hunters appear; well it's not a heroic appearance, it's rather as if they are sucked by dangerous quicksands lol

But fortunately they managed to take off, and I regret their flying ships scene is too short, but anyway, wonderful shmup and delicious ending, even if the english text sucks! Might be a programmer or a designer who wrote it, lol

[KalebParhamGames]

bad intro, but great game... trust me

[halfaheartbongobongo]

Who's gonna stop them? The Ghost Busters!

[ZeldaDD]

Ew, you compressed the hell out of it. O_o This game is meant for a vertical screen, so...

[djauryn]

not just a little bit hollow, you know

[chocomunky128]

i don't know about you guys... but this shit got me pretty pumped up!

[Hellyuki]

It`s an arcade game !! Cant have it unless you emulate it like I did ! Awsome game !

[Outshinedsg]

Oh my god. I don't even know what this is, but I need to get this game.

[UltimateVenom]

i think it's great.

[denpanosekai]

I play this with my brother whenever he stops over by my place. It fucking rules.

[literalgameboy]

what are you talking about, this is perfect English, "really hollow" refers to the bad guys hiding underground, obviously it's a poetic joke

I'm getting real sick of all the "bad translation" crap directed towards Japanese people actually seeming to display what English they do know, which tends to be a little better than the crap supposedly-native-English speakers spit out

"imperishable night" is a perfectly good English phrase, people; get over it

[Krondelo]

@literalgameboy you obviously aren't the best in English either. I agree to an extent but I mean, look at DonPachi. " This is not similation!" 

[Galen27]

@literalgameboy Little ironic that you rant on about the indigenious English population being unable to speak their own language when you seem to have little to no capability to use your full stop key, and your use of capital letters is about as consistent as the weather.

[Cronovian]

Obviously fake!

[karmacop911]

@Cronovian shopped

[Renegade466isback]

Raizing is made up of former Toaplan employees (the company that made Zero Wing) so Im not suprised in the slightest

[Mayalla]

ARE YOU GREAT?

WE ARE GREAT!

[katrus]

DIMAHOO! Game rules. :D

[PowerMetalDom]

CAPS LOCK, FUCK YEAH!

[Nightmaresplody]

Wait, the earth was REALLY HOLLOW?!

[AidentheLink]

not just kinda hollow... it was REALLY HOLLOW!!

i keep trying to figure out if they meant it was extremely hollow, or maybe they meant "the world really was hollow"

how confusing.

[nintendomaster3]

I have a suggestion for a second one: Zero Wing. Why? 7 words: "All your base are belong to us."

[SaturnD]

Jeez, this thing pretty much beats you over the head with the plot like a sledgehammer.

[scratch799]

ARE YOU GREAT!? WE ARE MOTHER****ING GREAT!!!shift+one

[FusionFox]

I am great =]