ZOMBIES AND B.J.'S!!

[thomascj300]

/OoemmabearO/. That's exactly what I did. :P

[TurningJappanesse]

Misleading title.

[animallover23344]

Is it bad that at 00:14 I got alittle turned on..... O.O

[peacefreak101m]

@animallover23344 OMG! i did too! so i'm not the only one!!! yes!

[animallover23344]

@peacefreak101m Yes ok I'm soooo glad I'm not the only one! XD

[09hotie1]

COME TO VA NEXT HALLOWEEN AND GO TO HALLOW-SCREAM! i never went but im gonna beg my friend to take me next halloween :P

[Busterundead12p]

your gross! :P

[OoEmmaBearoO]

Hmm don't feel like looking it up...TO THE COMMENTS!

[babyoreo7313]

shane is hot

[analiz12100]

gurp is basically slang for oral sex..if a girl preforms oral sex on a guy its called gurp or gurping xD

[marissawtts]

gurp: A term used for a burp after giving a blow job. Can get a little bubbly and induce gagging

gerp: to choke on one's testicles

you're welcome

[lovingmarshmellows]

@marissawtts 0.0 ..... scarred.for.life

[marissawtts]

@lovingmarshmellows thats what im here for :)

[lovingmarshmellows]

@marissawtts still scarred..

[multineonlove]

now when ppl say something dumb or mean to me or someone else,ima be so mad im probably gonna end up saying"shut up you freckin gurp!" 0.o

[133beeboo]

ewwwwwwwwww!lol nasty

[irockstar411]

its oral sex...

[Vannydoll161]

Burp after a blow job. That's what I got when I looked it up lmao.

[crow3350]

Jiz?

[TheChangito123]

u hat maid me sick bitch

[britneycute12]

ugh!!!!! THANK god your not that discusing!!!! I'm going 2 have night mirrors!=[

[britneycute12]

gurp?!?!

[Kibafan1100]

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO GROSS

[Yoshibear1998]

O my god, I looked up gurp. Many definitions, all have references to blow jobs, drugs and dicks.

[juliaisthebomb1]

i can see some one giving shane a bj and shane just talking about life, and his day. haha, thanks to this video! haha

[lovemonkeysw]

i almost clicked google images for gurp but i clicked urban dictionary instead. that couldve ended badly.

[britneycute12]

@lovemonkeysw sadly i actally did click that! ="[

[lovemonkeysw]

@britneycute12 hahahaha that made me laugh XDDD

[raccoonpokemon]

gurp- a burp after........ O.o

[EpicVlogertv]

u have alot of fukin hair

[minecraftmaniac33]

The sound your mom makes when I fuck her

!!! Jk I love u shane

[kendrayaful]

@oreocookie129 I think it's fine to be bi, many of my frends are bi and ther some of the nicest people I know! I myself am not bi, but if u like both sexes then feel free to exspres urself and b who u want to! Don't let other people's opinions way u down! Go for gold ( yes I know that's cheesy )

[skittlelette88]

Calling shane gay, weird, fag, or anything else is like calling him a mook it just dont work lol

[A2laelae100]

@Oreocookie129 um ok u are one weird kid. I'm a few years older but do u really think asking shane (no offense Shane) is the best way to ask some one if it's ok to be bi?

[Elizablue2]

I watched Zombieland with my twelve year old friend

=)

[MrTmoney1997]

Gurp is slang for oral sex

[jessie5161]

all movies are pointless!!!! but zombieland is the best movie of all time!!!!

[mookie5081]

look up sexiest man alive on google pic of shane! no jk but it iss in my head ps zombie land is so funny and scary at ta same time shmmr

[TeamSwitzerlandGirl]

The funny part is, that when you mentioned the BJ angle, my sister burped. Then you talked about gurps.

[SarahLillianJamison]

It's the sound your throat makes when your giving a blow job, it's kinda like a burping sound but it's when you get deep throated by someone. It all depends on the size of the dick cause it's comp-pressing the air coming up from your throat. Yep that was very detailed lol

[starrrayinne]

becuse i love zombies i love that movie hahahaha my sister is 25 and is terrified of that movie hahahah but i found it funny not scary ...... dont mock me ok ? the clowns in it are fucking scary normal clown scare the crap out of me but zombie clowns ...........any ways  i bont know that word dont want to but what the hells a cow bell ? its a s3x slang : #

[claudsias]

Shane u teach me everything I mean of course I knew what period and shit meant but other things oh and DISGUSTING!!!(gurp)

[monkeynugget888]

GURP=BLOWJOB BURP=EWWWWWWWWWW

[oreocookie129]

im 11 and u fucking rock shaneeeeeeeeeeee omg also i meant to ask u do u think its ok to be bisexual cuz im a bisexual boy

[PurpleCupCakezz]

Ewww... thats uhm... 

[LexiAnnTweedy]

I've never seen it but my fav film us a zombie movie it's called Planet Terror and u shud watch it if you haven't

[tay19081]

Zombieland was amazing lol emma stone best actress ever

[Dawsonlover101]

IT SCARED THE LIVING SH!T OUT OF ME!!!!!!! AND IM 11 SO IT WAS REALLY SCARY 4 ME LOVE U 2 SHANE <33333333333333

[adamojard]

No it's a burp after giving a blow job

[luzemily]

LOL IT MEANS TO CHOKE ON BALLS

[Kittykatzvids]

Ewwwwwwwwww that's disgusting

[musicgreen14]

what is gerp?

[luckycharm7865]

Zombieland was gory, I know what gerp is

[zandaya200300]

Shanaynay is funny

[MyCrazedGamer]

I fond out :( it when a girl gives head and then berps

[MyCrazedGamer]

Is it like u send a flash drive and they give u like a toy that look like a dildo lol it green o and I comes I crom I here It gets in faster

[gliterprincess102]

Shane ur really dirty but thats wat i love about you

[694jonestm]

I also thought zombieland was kind if pointless but I still liked it and it was pretty funny

[Ihartshanedawson56]

*screams*HOT HAIR

[ultz421]

That would Miley mouth would smell like

[Exclabious]

faggle berry would probably be worse just saying

[awesomeness00121]

Search up the definition for "chilli rainbow" it's way more discusting than gurp

[BloodRider79]

@awesomeness00121 o my god i am laughing so hard it means The art of forcefully ejecting diarrhea from ones anus onto another person in an arc like a rainbow.

[viafbady]

gurp

[OfficalGirl1000]

dictionary......

Shane Dawson-sexy beast

[jeremylovescows]

Apperantly gurp is when you burp after a blowjob and it can be like bubbly er something

[iloveshan12]

zobieland is ok

[AJPwnerBeast]

zombieland=best movie ever!

[yummyduckyy501]

Not to be a smart ass but did you notice he spelled gross wrong P:

Love You Shane :D

[GlitterAndRockets878]

@420UNKNOWN420

Ok so he has no head which means he doesn't have eyes or a brain so he can't move. And my bed is pretty high up and without legs how would he reach me? Pwned!

[BFTID]

Gurp*

[BFTID]

Guru*

[BFTID]

Um idk what guru is but it sounds grossM

[moomoolia]

That's so nastey

[Jroark38]

one i love zombieland two wow that was kinda weird gurp 0w0

[1MikalaB]

Ah urban dictionary. I'm gonna use that "did somebody just gurp? It smells like penis in here." LMAO

[123hannahrox]

Shane when I looked up gurp it showed a girl burping and it had a sentence that said "did somebody just gurp, cuz it smells like penis in here"

[funfreshflytodeath]

:0 now I know was gurp means...

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

I think he's saying gurp, which is

A term used for a burp after giving a blow job. Can get a little bubbly and induce gagging.  Thank you Urban Dictionary

[TopSongs411]

Uploaded on my birthday(:

[victoriaroberts60]

I LOVE ZOMBIELAND!!

[countflaming]

there was a plot to that movie btw

[freakerchick123]

O.O LoL?

[Dancer0714]

i miss these kinds of vlogs!

[3miiBee]

when you burp after giving a blow job :D

[dreamieme]

shane i just want to smell your hair!!

[wolfeclipse24]

YOU UPLOADED THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY :D

[maraluvsmusic]

check urban dictionary

[91HinataHyuga]

that angle would be fun! If you catch my drift

[XmitchisabeastX]

love zombieland :]

[tytygirl79]

couldnt tell if you were saying gurk or gurp

gurp: a burp after giving a blowjob. can get a little bubbly and induce gagging

gurk: the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock

[ItzJoJoTV]

Ooo Shane, you nasty!!!! And that's why we love ya'!

[EIZxF]

Don't like zombie land and dont buy it my mom was on CNN or NBC or sme news channel and the director of zombie land and her wher being interviewed on the middle east well he was interrupting my mom

[FitClubGeorgia]

YOU ARE GROSS! And thats why we watch your vids.........

: )

[xmonkeygurlx29]

ohbaa

[12vicens]

lol ur hair looks like its been attacked by a vacume cleaner :P

[nomnomraddaradda]

I love u way 2 much omg love u -3

[simplytheillest]

If u think that's gross look up felching I literally pukEd it is nasty (I found it off of a song it's a pretty messed up song lol)

[8ightgeek]

yuck gurp is blowjop

[krixstar23]

I love you, but you just dissed ZombieLand and said it had no point... BUT I will overlook that comment because I really do love you:P

[BrynnyBoppins]

what was some sexy blowjob noises.

[Starlisle93]

wow that was a hot bj face! lol

[MissRachel931]

My weekend consisted of watching Shane Dawson videos on youtube.

[PurpleandBlackPandas]

SHANE!! I love that movie!!! Soo much!!! I'm typing a ZombieLand story right now!! Haha Im a writer :)

[keyofdawson]

hahaha like you would ever get a blowjob

[jenniferriddle0616]

i love zombie land!

[lottydsc123]

i just found out what it means :/ i feel ill now thanks shane!! ;) it was funny though hah!

[samanthabarkon]

lol my fav movie:zombieland. DOUBLE TAP

[Soramiaki508]

@samanthabarkon NOT THE F*CKING TWINKIE!!!!!

[wachorugua]

I have one strend of my hair blonde too! and I have black hair....(o_o) yes, zombieland is so funny!

[TEShow123]

Zombie is awesome but confusing but girp is nasty and girk if that's wat u said"

[Musicaddict226]

i friggin love zombieland and yes it was pointless THAT WAS THE POINT!time to nut up or shut

[kennsie8]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :O you little nasty -_- im never looking that up again

[97Scarygirl]

I love zombie land!

[Lynnie318]

it said "A term used for a burp after giving a blow job"

[Itachopper]

It was pretty pointless... Almost no plot line.

[SuperSupercrunchy]

I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier

[TheDollLuver123]

Yesterday I played with my dolls with my bff and the boy was cheating and he got 2 girls pregnant and ge had to run from place to place it was so funy and weird and gross

[1234headshoot]

y is ur hair always fucked up ???

;)



[DJMentos1337]

@TheSoSonny

OOH

now it makes sense :D

[LifeOnVenus94]

Ok, I looked it up and I can't see why everyone is so grossed out... Am I weird?

[Luvyougranny2music]

@LifeOnVenus94 its a noise a girl makes whil giving a blowjob

[LifeOnVenus94]

@Luvyougranny2music I know that, but why do people think that is so gross?

[peacesign0713]

Shane, keeps being the way you are! ily Shane

[patomonXD]

gurk: the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.

[marynicole19]

ily shane dawson((: and u shld make a vid on how ur fans cld support u more or showing on how much u care about ur fans

[flameswan]

omg u just turned me on

[compow45]

Ewww blue waffle

[zirith824]

what the hell does grup sound like

[dannymendes100]

gurp is the sound a women makes after givin a blowjob hah@ lOLZ thats grose

[1234alicia567]

omg i always gurk not because i give blow jobs (complete virgin) but somtimes i will open my mouth for no apperant reason and bubles in my throut make a weird almost like a burp noise omg so i gurk alot like everday

[1234alicia567]

OMG IM GONNA PUKE DO NOT LOOK UP BLUE WAFFLE!!!!

[zirith824]

@1234alicia567 ewwww now i have to look it up ... ewww that gross

[BeNNyPoPz]

zombieland is awesome

[btheferg]

i didnt think the word was that gross i thought it would be like a strawberry shortcake *and if you dont know what that means look it up bc its not a food that im tlkn about

[jazzyrose17]

@legomaniac2000slc: it's actually the bottom bar now. YouTube changed it's format.

[prettygrls117]

@IfItSparkles26 i thnk it meant Gurp is a slang term for oral sex. When a girl performs oral sex on a guy, the act is called a gurp.

[1234alicia567]

@prettygrls117 omg u looked it up like me lol i went on ask.com nd thats what it said exsactly lol

[legomaniac2000slc]

Where is the side bar?

[prettygrls117]

when i looked up on google what gurp was i coughed then felt like i had to pee and then my stomach hurt because i was so grossed out

[ZeldaRokz]

noooo thats my favorite movieever

[mrRANDOM3211]

dont look up blue waffle thats crap is sick crap

[imawierdo72]

Look up blue waffle!!! XD

[Abbe235]

I loved zombieland!

[mekl5]

OMG I know what you mean! Zomieland was good but it felt like the plot made no sense, it felt like they cut it off too short and they need more time added to it, it felt to short.

[mekl5]

OMG I know what you mean! Zomieland was good but it felt like the plot made no sense, it felt like they cut it off too short and they need more time added to it, it felt top short.

[gipperrox]

Look at ur eyes at 0:17. Bhahahaha. So huge!!

[ShanaynayParker1199]

I LOVE YOU SHANE!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR THE BEST YOUTUBER,,, fuck ijustine!!!!

[HopeAndLife1995]

A term used for a burp after giving a blow job. Can get a little bubbly and induce gagging.

[hardcorepunkrocker21]

gurp is a term used for a burp after giving a blow job. Can get a little bubbly and induce gagging.

[ravenroxursox]

woot blow job angles lol that was hott lmao

[notprincess843]

i wish u had email cuz i got like no idea how to send you mail :P well i do , but if i write it and try to send it oh wow my mom would be like wtf are you doing id have to sneak somehow to the mailbox and send it secretly lol :D

[xXBethRocksXx]

Gurk: the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.

[Kijo98]

@xXBethRocksXx i was to afraid to look

[prettygrls117]

@xXBethRocksXx he said gurp not gurk

[killbot333]

Look up mugging ot even grosser

[reneecapness]

YOUR GROSSNESS MAKES YOUR VIDEOS ALL THE MORE FUNNY!!!!

[saga202]

Gurping is burping after giving a bj and it bubbles in your throut.

[ElmoLuver182]

Wait is it gurk or gurp?

[Thesurvivor357]

Gurp means f#ck or get D!ck sucke in a rong rong way

[roukayaNasr]

Shane, I adore your videos, Im watching probably every video you upload!

It really doesent matter if you have a blond spot on your hair, Well, Its Hawt. ;]

I love you so much! I wish I'd be able to buy one of your t-shirts, but actually Im in egypt.

Maybe You can make a video about like some stereotypes you think about egyptians. =]

I love you!

Roukaya Nasr xx

[misscicijones]

Zombieland is my favourite movie!!!!

[4jask22]

I love zombieland i didnt think it was pointless I saw it as talahasee getting his Twinkie

[MetalLicaMetall]

Zombieland is Epic! :[)

[Legomaniac100100]

gurk means to f#ck

[TheDude9173]

A term used for a burp after giving a blow job. Can get a little bubbly and induce ... gurp or gurpin' means someone whos is under the influence of drugs such as crack, or ...

[ravenimperatrix]

Gurps - Generic Universal Role Playing system

[trinidadianchick]

@ravenimperatrix This made me laugh..... Its so random

[1truevaulter]

@trinidadianchick That's what I found too.

[Nickalea368]

be more gross

[RollinThunder45100]

Gurk: The sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.

Like seriously WTF?

[JamesyBoy458]

Hahahaha gurk is the noise of a woman choking on an erect penis. "shiela was a gurker."