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  • I'm a true Muslim and I think this is funny and not abusive

  • Christians? what factions in particular are you talking about?

  • For luck I'm atheist.

  • @pooptypeuptypants55c Now you should wait a second, not only is there Jesus, there is Horus/Osiris, Mithra, Attis, Krishna of India, and many more who have the exact same, shall we say "act" as Jesus. Like the virgin mother, walked on water, offspring of a god, performed miracles, was crucified, raised from the dead after 3 days, walked on water, sacrificed for the peoples sins, was called the "savior" and was prophesied to come back to save the people who worship him and get them the express

  • @1997jesus ok, let's see. I will name a few other "man-god-saviors" who are exactly like Jesus. You know the whole born of virgin female, born in a manger, will come back to save it's people, crucified, came back from the dead after 3 days, born on the 24, 25th of December, offspring of a god who impregnated a virgin, performed miracles, casted out demons, turned water into wine, walked on water. I mean I can keep going on but there's not enough room. Ok now, I will list these names for you and

  • fuck jews

  • @thesamtweety1 excuse me but it's those thouts that started the holocaust and we do not want that so gtfo please. or u jelly?

  • @motormaxis206 serials killers of Prophets = Jews also complains problems from every person on earth and crying like babies i have no time to listen Ur nonsenses arguments that give me only headache

  • @TheSpyChef

    Some? By some you mean about one in ten million, right? Kikes are worthless, immoral, inhuman, murderous trash, just like the less intelligent Muslims. One will bankrupt your family, send you to war for their own profit etc., the other will cut your head off with a dull knife. We need to kill them all. Bring back Hitler! Fuck Muslims and kikes! They're not human! They're walking sacks of skin whose sole desire is power, by any means necessary. How worthless...

  • why are Americans thinking that all Muslims are terrorists :S???

  • @2southdragon

    couse they are!!....

  • Verstehen Amerikaner DAS als lustig?!! Ach, du scheiße! Ich sehe nichts anderes als Erniedrigung!

  • such bullshit about muslims, shame on this channel

  • That was so racist but so funny!

  • that wus offensive.....................­........

  • They're kind of mocking religions in some way they're trying to be funny u bet they're all atheists

  • it is He Who has created you, and endowed you with hearing, ears and seeing, eyes, and hearts. Little thanks you give.

  • @DXSXDXSXD may truth be spoken xD

  • No but im sorry Jesus died for our sins he rose from the grave he is coming back for his people tell me another god who would do this he dosent send people to hell people send themselves to hell

  • As a human I believe in squirels.

  • As a Christian I respect all the real religions (aka Christianity, Islam and Judaism)

  • This is stereotypical for sure. As a christian I can say that not all churches are about money as in this video "In the Name of Jesus send us a donation right now," is absurd and makes us look like a bunch of leaches.

  • Team jesus is crazy ya naw

  • Religions are as ridiculous as this. Just laugh.

  • What show is this from?

  • This video Is funny as fuck!

  • what does the Muslim Man said from 0:49 to 1:00 !!! please

  • @iiBENJAMlN I know the after he's Arab like me , he was talking jebirish-rubbish no real language .. just typical TV rubbish stereotyping

  • I don't know if I should feel bad for laughing at this or not.

  • and Christianity. We all believe in the same ONE God. What's unfortunate and quite sad that the church has messed around with the holy bible so much with so many versions (I read somewhere there are 25,000 versions & translation). No church or individual has the right to tamper with any holy book. This has only misled many Christians, not to mention confused them to the point of turning their backs on their faith. Blame man, not god. As for Judaism, they're a peaceful people. The Zionist Jews h

  • @000aysh The original Bible was the word of man, and has brought man even further from God.

  • As a Muslim respect all TRUE religions, by this I mean islam, Judaism & Christisnity

  • @000aysh What about Buddhism, Hinduism, Nordic Paganism? 

  • @rpsmith014 I actually only recognise Islam, Judaism & Christianity (it's original form) as i believe these to be the only God fearing religions. As for Buddhism, this too has been altered so much it no longer depicts the faith. Having said this, i respect & judge an individual on his character, not his race or religion.

  • @000aysh I apologize, but I am a bit unclear on where you stand as far a religious faith. Do you hold religious beliefs? I'm only curious.

  • @rpsmith014 I'm Muslim.

  • @000aysh I apologize, but I am a bit unclear on where you stand as far a religious faith. Do you hold religious beliefs? I'm only curious.

  • @000aysh How can they all be true? They contradict each other.

  • @000aysh not scientology?

  • @reptile1000 well scientology is retarded, they don't really count as a religion but as a mental illness. btw THUMBS UP IF RELIGION IS CRAZY.

  • This is some funny shit, the muslims made my day hahahahaaaa

  • so the muslim, christians,scientologists are all crazy.! except the Jews !! something fishy , another stupid zionists propaganda.. xD

  • @somrazy3 what the hell does this have to do with Zionism? This is a comedy sketch you retarded baboon

  • @somrazy3 what do you expect from fox? lol

  • @somrazy3 dunno,the makers of the video tried to put in sterotypes of each religion.they did introduce the jews as smart moneyhuggers with their own stuff...and jewish girls as moneyhugging sluts...

  • @somrazy3 Scientologists crazyness is common knowledge. :)

  • ميديا متخلفة مثل صانعها

  • all hail the crosss

  • @ImHereToTellYou1

    The philosophies that don't contain superstitious bullshit.

  • They are all funny lol, wish we could all get along.

  • Judaism, Islam, Christianity, and Scientology.

    Four forms of idiocy.

  • lol

  • I am a Catholic and i have to sa that hands down Islam is the most tolerant religion.

    Also scientology is bullshenanegans

  • @ChillOnlyKetchup

    Catholicism is bullshenanegans, the most tolerant religion is one that practices what it preaches.

  • @DrDeathMetalJr Sorry, that was my brother who posted that comment.

    I agree with you, but personally i think all religion is bullshit.

  • @ChillOnlyKetchup

    Lol thats fine, we all have our opinions. Although I also think all religion is bullshit.

  • i believe in the truth ,which i dont know what it is:)

  • There's almost nothing to laugh about the Christians

  • THIS VIDEO SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT US TOGETHER AS A COLLECTIVE JOKE

  • rofl

  • Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

  • why muslims dont take fun as fun. theres nothing to get offended about.

  • @zakirosman1962 "I kill YOU! For saying thart!!!!!"

    That's why they cant take it as fun.^_^ ....Ok... it's because they are retarded...

  • @zakirosman1962 There was nothing funny about that. It promotes the stereotype of Muslims portrayed as terrorists. This is BS.

  • @LOLATYOU1 "There was nothing funny about that. It promotes the stereotype of Muslims portrayed as terrorists. "

    Well, to be fair, so does their repeated suicide bombing, terrorist activity and the hostile nature of their holy texts. So it was pretty funny. =)

  • @LOLATYOU1

    Most of them pretty much are terrorists.

  • @SteinUndStahl666 With that same mentality, its fair to assume that MOST Americans are fat, lazy, ignorant bastards. MOST Christians priests are pedophiles, and MOST Jews worship money?

  • @LOLATYOU1

    Most people in general are ignorant, most Jews actually do worship money, and I don't know about most, but certainly a lot of Catholic priests do enjoy the alter boys a bit too much.

  • people and their religion, i lol'd

  • u racist basterd

  • haha this is so true...

  • There is only one way to forgive, and thats from the heart :)

  • On the real, Religion Sucks! Period. Religion has done nothing for peace and love of one another. All religious people do is sit around arguing about my religion is right and your religion is wrong. Just like little fucken retarded children. They need to put all these religious nuts on a big island with guns and weapons and let them blow each other away

  • @Imerberisha10 love to god and hate to people at the same time cant be religion

  • Islam.....is the best,Muslims will Inshallah go to Paradise,you unbelievers are submitted to Hell.....

  • I didn't bother seeing the video....because I already know that Islam is the best religion,which teaches us the best things,the best morals, and teaches us no SHIRK(for those of u who do not know shirk,Google it)......Jesus Is not the Son of God(Allah)....He was a prophet and his name was not jesus(that's the name insensitive christians gave him) His name was Hazrat Isa(R.A).............And FYI to all christians.....Hazrat Isa(R.A) NEVER CALIMED TO BE A GOD...HE WAS A MUSLIM ND WORSHIPED ALLAH!

  • @TeenSellyGomez IDK where you get your info from but i suggest you re-look that information because the name of Jesus in hebrew is Yeshua, he was A JEW, and did claim to be The Messiah, The Son of God, and all other titles given to him. What you said is just stupid! coming from the religion that says "My god is a god of peace, now die infidel!!!" you def have good morels...NOT your book is shrouded in contradiction, and blasphemy, Your prophet taught Hate and revenge, MY God taught forgiveness

  • who do you recone would win a fight out of jesus and allah?

  • Islam is shite. I can refute all you say!

  • Lol, why the fuck is ridiculous Scientology even put in this?

  • The miracles of the Quran: The Big bang and the origin of life

    God says:

    Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens and earth were of one piece, then We parted them? And We made from water every living thing. Would they not then believe?

    Chapter 21 verse 30 Quran

    Know that none is worthy of worship except God Almighty Allah, and Muhammad (pbuh) is the messenger of God.

    Islam is the only TRUTH!

    Peace

  • @2009abuabdullah

    You're an idiot. Couldn't you have at least check my page and verified my faith before trying to convert me. (I am a Muslim.)

  • @VipericVampire Your use of language needs to improve! I suggest you pray your 5 daily prayers and read the quran alot more!

    Peace

  • @2009abuabdullah

    I will work on it. :)

    And you work on your reading and compehension skills.

    Deal?

  • @VipericVampire You should do good deeds totally for the sake of Allah without any outer motives. Worshipping Allah requires sincerity! so, no deal!

    Peace

  • @2009abuabdullah

    That's a very wise comment, but it's irrelevant since I am not doing good deeds for other motives than God. All I said was "I do this, and you'll do that." Also, you need not tell me how to undertake things with God, this is between Him and I.

    You still need to work on your reading and compehension skills. You now fail even more.

    Ever considered doing other things than preaching on a website? Something useful with your life? Family, job, friends, PREACHING in REAL life? ;)

  • @Imerberisha10 @Imerberisha10 What do you mean 'mostly' respect Allah?

    And how are you defining better?

  • @Imerberisha10 just proves how imperialistic muslims are, mohammed was, and islam is

  • serieosously.... stop fighting...... if u want 2 fight..... use guns and knives.... instead of commenting on others...

  • @agammuhajir

    Too true, that way people won't have to read too many retarded/racist comments.

  • @Imerberisha10 epic win....

  • I'll accept a muslim over a jew any day of the week, because the jews use deceptive practices in order to gain what they want and at least the muslims understand that the only true method of proving God's existence is to kill the unbelievers. It makes perfect sense. If you want to bad mouth the Almighty, you need to die immediately. I'm not joking. Die your fucking ass dead for me. Okay? Thank you.

  • @Fuckfags911 Look who says it.

  • go on... everyone fight!! over religion...

  • @agammuhajir--Yes. It's far better to kill and to die for idealism than materialism. So you do not understand the irony of what you think to be the right thing.

  • More than 20 million christian converts islam .. and there is no single Muslim convert Christian.???? JUST ask your self >>(( WHY)) just Read about islam then you well know

  • @Zz1o You know why? Because it is ILLEGAL in Muslim law to change from Muslim to another religion. Retard.

  • @travelingnomad1 Have a nice day!

    Peace

  • Christians should not be divided into denominations. The bible says that if you are in a denomination, you are not walking for Jesus. As a matter of fact, the very word "denomination" is NOT listed one time in the entire bible.

  • @brotherfrank62 Neither is the word blender or trinity or rapture.

  • Question time!

    Questions atheists avoid answering honestly!

    1. were you created by nothing or did you create your self?

    2. Do you wish sometimes that there was a God you can turn to when times are hard?

    3. Since you are obsessed with proofs and evidence, do you have proof that your parents are really your parents?

    4. What is your purpose of life?

    5. Do you wish to be rewarded for your good deeds and be forgiven for your errors?

    Peace

  • @2009abuabdullah

    1. No.

    2.No.

    3. No.

    4. To do whatever the hell I want.

    5. Society tends to take care of that, and I don't want to be forgiven so that I won't go to hell, nor rewarded so that I will go to heaven.

    Your post seemed to be... Useless, no offense. Was it meant to prove something? Convert people?

  • @Shadowreaper98 The big bang and origin of life!

    God says:

    Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens and earth were of one piece, then we parted them, and we made every living thing of water? would they not then believe? chapter 21 verse 30 Quran

    I kindly invite you to read the Quran and discover the purpose of life! Afterall, there is no harm in seeking knowledge.

    Peace

  • @2009abuabdullah

    I believe in logic and reason, there's nothing to be gained for me. I can accept that you get your fulfillment from religion and a book, can you accept that me and others get mine from another source?

  • @Shadowreaper98 am not forcing anyone to embrace my religion, am just inviting! One's decision can lead one to eternal paradise or eternal hellfire which is 70 times hotter than the earthly fire. So one needs to make the correct decision, sincerely and logically!

    Peace

  • @2009abuabdullah

    Oh good, better company and at that heat I won't feel a thing! That does ease my decision a bit, tahnk you. =]

  • Christians should not be divided into denominations. The bible says that if you are in a denomination, you are not walking for Jesus. As a matter of fact, the very word "denomination" is NOT listed one time in the entire bible.

  • Christians should not be divided into denominations. The bible says that if you are in a denomination, you are not walking for Jesus. As a matter of fact, the very word "denomination" is NOT listed one time in the entire bible.

  • hahahahah,,,am muslims and the muslims were funy lol... i

  • HAHAH JEBUZ

  • you ever notice how there's so much talk below the comment section when it comes to religion or whatever crazy nonsense that people reply to one another opinions. a sentence is not enough

  • 3. attraction to the opposite sex is caused by chemical reactions in our brains, we evolved this impulse to secure the survival of our species so we would reproduce, imagine if sex did'nt feel like nothing or if love did'nt exists, Why would we even reproduce then?

    The fear of death, thats also the fear of leaving our love ones,many animals feel sorrow when there love ones die, so they miss them, so they fear death because they fear the unknown.

  • lol RELIGION SUCKS

  • Questions an atheists avoids anwsering correctly!

    1. were you created by nothing or did you create yourself?

    2. define the God you are rejecting?

    3. Do you believe in natural instincts? if so, how do they relate to evolution?

    4. Every thing we see has a purpose! Whats your purpose in life?

    5. are suffering from a God complex?

  • @2009abuabdullah

    1. mom and dad created me. Do you mean generally? evolution i guess.

    2. theist personal god, not the deist

    3. natural instinct, one specific example please so I can explain it better.

    4. My purpose in life is what to live a happy life.

    5 I do not get your question.

    "are suffering from a God complex?"

  • @DSD1v57BG32

    1. Would your parents agree with your answer? Maybe they desired for a girl but ended up with a boy! can they really be your creators?

    2. Theist differ to which God is the real one! Define which one you reject?

    3. ex. To be attracted to the opposite sex and to fear death etc

    4. You said your parents and evolution created you! shouldnt they have the right to set the purpose of your creation?

    5. not to worry!

  • @2009abuabdullah

    1. I tossed up a coin and wanted heads but it landed on tails, it just chance. And another thing how do you know I wasn't an "accident" maybe they did'nt want a baby, and if you mean god creates me inside the womb, you are wrong we already know what happens with ultrasonic.

    2. I reject them all, allah, baal, krishna yahway,appallo,dagon,helios, hades, ect....

    4. No, for one evolution has no brain it is nature, my parents are a part of it. Some people do that.

  • @2009abuabdullah

    I'm an atheist and would like to answer your questions

    1. I don't know where the universe came from - physics can only tell us so much. I'm not ruling out a higher consciousness creating me, but since we have yet to detect it, i remain agnostic on this point.

    2. I am rejecting your Abrahamic God because it is so obvious that he was made up by ancient Hebrews. Being of jewish extraction myself, my insight is that we are marvellous storytellers, and this is a prime example.

  • sorry, i missed your answers!

    1. consider this then! The Qur’aan contains the following verse, regarding the origin of the universe: "Do not the Unbelievers see That the heavens and the earth Were joined together (as one Unit of Creation), before We clove them asunder?" [Al-Qur’aan 21:30]

    The striking congruence between the Qur’aanic verse and the ‘Big Bang’ is inescapable! How could a book, which first appeared in the deserts of Arabia 1400 years ago, contain this profound scientific truth?

  • @2009abuabdullah

    the answer is very simple.. there is no scientific truth to it.... just your interpretation of a very loose statement in order to make it conveniently "fit" with modern science. Ask any impartial observer whether they can make the same link between the poetic verses of the quran, and scientific reality such as the big bang, and they would look at you strangely.... there is probably no insight or scientific knowledge in the quran that was not known at the time by other cultures.

  • @mcpencil You are either being arrogant or lack scientific understanding! I will just leave that between you and God!

    My only job is just to convey the message clearly!

    Peace

  • @2009abuabdullah

    If you deny evolution and think that angels can come down to the earth to inspire scripture, then it is you who lacks scientific understanding...

  • @mcpencil cont..

    2. I also reject the God in the bible! I believe in God Almighty Allah! He is free from human attributes and qualities! God says: There is nothing like Him, and He is the All-Hearer, the All-Seer. (11) of surah 42 Quran

    3. Check out 'the collapse of evolution' in youtube videos! Do let me know what you think?

    4. God says: And I (Allâh) created not the jinn and mankind except that they should worship Me (Alone). (56) of surah 51 Quran

    5. You cant generalise!

    Peace

  • @2009abuabdullah

    3. Natural instincts are due to evolution. Google is your friend.

    4. Everything has a purpose? wrong. Things have no intrinsic/fundamental purpose/value other than the purpose/value that the individual or society puts on it. Don't be so condescending as to believe that religious people have more purpose than nonreligious people, because your purpose is as self-defined as mine is.

    5. Religion has sent society backwards. It is only reasonable that atheists speak out.

  • @DSD1v57BG32

    Not more than atheism, in fact it hardly makes any difference whether you're religious or not, provided you're not hell-bent on pissing everyone off with it.

  • @Shadowreaper98 Most religious people are subliminally pissing people off with their rhetoric. Both muslims and christians, well atleast most religions. BUt not all the people ofcourse. I to see this in atheists, it's not a religious problem just a human one. Just another form of tribalism. =(

  • @mechanamer God says: And those who argue concerning Allah after He hath been acknowledged, their argument hath no weight with their Lord, and wrath is upon them and theirs will be an awful doom (hellfire). (16) of surah 42 Quran

    Peace

  • @mechanamer God says about the slanders: Woe unto every slandering traducer, (1) Who hath gathered wealth (of this world) and arranged it. (2) He thinketh that his wealth will render him immortal. (3) Nay, but verily he will be flung to the Consuming One. (4) Ah, what will convey unto thee what the Consuming One is! (5) (It is) the fire of Allah, kindled, (6) Which leapeth up over the hearts (of men). (7) of surah 104 Quran

  • This is the problem of Foxnews, they do not respect prophets how they can respect people?

  • Let there be no compulsion in religion: Truth stands out clear from Error: whoever rejects evil and believes in Allah hath grasped the most trustworthy hand-hold, that never breaks. And Allah heareth and knoweth all things.

    I invite all the sincere people to accept Islam, the only path accepted by God! Peace!!!

  • Guys don't take this so seriously. it was funny as hell!

  • this was the best video i have ever seen in my life

  • the cancer root of religion is judaism, those view sandniggers fucked up everbody lol

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  • that was funny even the muslims part made me laugh

  • haHA the jews were my favorite.

  • jews won hahaha

  • umm..peronsipper who r u 2 talk about islam like that and ur the paedophile not prophet muhammad(sallallahu alaihi wasallam)....

  • @MsSouad16 fuk u camel fuker

  • how in the hell will the world ever get away from religion? Im pretty sure entire countries will destroy eachother rather then admit that something writting long before us could be wrong. hmmmm

  • OH MADE BY CBS.... know i know why...

  • @peronsipper Exactly, from that comment , i see you are ignorant and know nothing about Islam.

  • No your just ignorant.

  • I'm a muslim and this was totally random how I came across this video, boy was this funny.life is so unexpected

  • 1430 years ago, God says:

    Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens and the earth were of one piece, then We parted them, and we made every living thing of water? Will they not then believe?

    Quran surah 21 verse 30

    I sincerely invite all the sincere people to Islam in order to save themselves from the hellfire!

  • so how do you know that god said that, how do you know that wasnt just some guy who wrote it down??

  • No one would have known this knowlegde at that time unless it was from God. Scientics have only discovered this only a fews years ago! I invite you to read and reflect upon the Quran! If its not from God, you will find errors and contradictions!

  • lol, if someone writes something down it doesnt have to be from "god" and the quaran is full of errors just like any other religous book

  • sHOW PROOF.

  • show proof of what!?