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  • @The666sAdvocate let me rephrase that. I don't believe in God. Just thought I should clear that up in case you decided to make another stupid comment. Know what the hell you're talking about before you start talking, kid.

  • @The666sAdvocate Haha youre just as idiotic. I dont have a religion, fucking retard. So shutup. :) lol. Damn, people here are so fucking stupid.

  • @MaherLeary no? wtf. I don't believe in god, kid.

  • @cloclo11thirty ... got cut off there, iPod YouTube. fails, anyway... actually be educated on whatever religion you follow seems pretty closed minded. At least that's my take on it.

  • @cloclo11thirty Saying that he doesn't know more about your religion than you do seems like a bit of a knee-jerk reaction to me. Let's just think about this for a minute. If he's saying that he rejects and likely resents your religion, he's saying he knows about everything there is to know about it and still not believing it. Or at least that's my hope. You may very well know more about whatever faith you follow than he does, but calling him a fucking idiot just because you think he might not a

  • "You are a whole bag of douche ass"

    lol.

  • @AMERRICANjoo atheists know more about my religion than I do? Lol fucking idiot

  • @cloclo11thirty are you a christian? is so, are you aware that "the virgin birth" was mistranslated?

  • 346 people support Adolf Hitler. (what a shity joke, so fuck it.)

  • @RegemNoctis youre senseless, sweetie. Dont talk. lol

  • You're all pretty ridiculous. Celebrating presents and fun? That's why? Wow. And what are the celebrations and presents for? It is a religious celebration. So, screw off lol. Stop blindly following shit because its tradition and start knowing what you're celebrating. I don't give a shit what day Christ was born on, Christmas is still a celebration for him....so you all make no sense at all.

  • @cloclo11thirty Lol, blindly following coming probably from a person in a religion

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  • @cloclo11thirty "Stop blindly following shit because its tradition and start knowing what you're celebrating."

    Yep, you should follow that. It was a pagan holiday originally, and Christianity stole it and turned it into a celebration for Jesus. Secularizing Christmas is no different. There's no special meaning behind why you celebrate Christmas, it was never the original purpose. Know what you're celebrating?

  • @cloclo11thirty Way to go, dumbass! You made yourself look like a dumbass! Atheists know more about your religion than you do!

  • your celebrating Yule.

  • TJ, you said were trying to create ways to kill people faster and in greater numbers. That is entirely untrue! We got to a point, a long while ago, where any more power is redundant, (nukes). Now our weapons programs are designed to be efficient, accurate, precise, and keep collateral damage to a minimum.

  • Thumbs up if you are pissed that you didn't get to hear TJ's epic sneeze!!!

  • You didn't even answer the damn question. Celebrating Christmas when you're an atheist makes no damn sense. And for you to say "Because I want it to be okay" is exactly what a religious person does. No supporting reason behind the shit you do, you just blindly do it. Honestly, you shouldn't even call yourself an atheist.

  • @cloclo11thirty he's explained it in several videos

  • @cloclo11thirty You idiot he said he does it because he likes it, I don't believe in a God but I still absolutely love Christmas time. I love the season and traditions my family has, (they're believers), and I even tolerate going to church for the Christmas Eve service. I love the people that go to my church even though I no longer believe in their God. I celebrate Christmas not because I'm celebrating the birth of Christ, but rather all of the fun and happy stuff that comes with it, (PRESENTS).

  • @cloclo11thirty

    You do realize that "the birth of christ" was not really on the 25th of Dezember, right? So in a way we're all just celebrating an old celtic holiday.

    It's a holiday, it's a reason to not work / go to school. It's become tradition to exchange gifts on that day, which is a great idea. It doesn't really matter what you celebrate (if anything).

  • @cloclo11thirty We (atheists) celebrate Christmas because it's fun. It's fun to get together with your family and give each other gifts. What other reason do we need?

  • I've finally found out who AskPeeves is.

  • I never understood the term: "Bring back the Christ in Christmas"

    If Christ was supposed to be a part of Christmas then the "i" would actually be pronounced like an "i" instead of an "e".

  • Wait a sec! You mean there is 3D porno?

  • Time to play, "Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag!"

  • 4chan>Reddit

  • You are the Shakespeare of insults. Brilliant.

  • My sneezes are epic aswell :D

  • I work at a sex offender treatment center (basically prison) and it's damn true.. you are right.. i'm nicer to the inmat... i mean clients.. than the other staff members.. and i know if one day.. shit goes down.. i will live

  • "A wholebag of Douche-ass."

    Brilliant.

  • MrBeno696 Wow thats cool, mine is only 6 inches but it's cool

  • So you are insulting someone, when in reality you are a fatass, Complaining probably every fucking video, and you are running out of ideas. Fuck you.

  • @MrBeno696 Wow thats cool, mine is only 6 inches but its cool

  • @MrBeno696 Another person going for the appearance route. "YOU'RE FAT, THEREFORE, YOUR POINTS ARE NULL AND VOID, TROLOLOLOL RWJ RAWKS!" Fuck off and die.

  • @masonroe157900000 You are a fucking idiot. He was insulting people for there appearance, So i insulted him on his. He deserves it. Fucking idiot.

  • @MrBeno696 When in the video did he insult people over their appearance?!

  • @masonroe157900000 0:11 , Pay attention.

  • @MrBeno696 OH, yeah, the whole thing about the idiot's hair.

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  • @masonroe157900000 Thank you for proving my whole point.

  • In christmas time I hang pictures of Lemmy around my house and celebrate his birthday.

  • I've not yet to hear of an atheist mass murderer or anything as bad. Hmm. Morality? Hmm.

  • @XxXScirishWarLordXxX I agree with your end reasoning, but because of that must correct you in order to make all of our points valid. Stalin was in fact an atheist.

  • i am the only person shocked by the fact that the add before this video highlighted justin bieber?

    o.O

  • @crazedwizardpro No, i didnt get that, i got a telstra add, and thaT DOES make sense, considering his last statement was about JB. And man that is actualy THE WORST TORTURE EVER.

    Unless you're a girlie.

  • Reason to celebrate Christmas: Isaac Newton was born December 25th.

    Sure, it's the old system calendar, but it's still more accurate than Jesus' birthday.

    Reason enough for me to celebrate! 

  • There is no such thing as objective morality, it does not exist, like the rest of their religion, it's a myth used to justify twisted actions.

    Oh, and I'm stealing your "Tic-Tac with a Sharpie" comment, it's so versatile!

  • Back then, every girl would have these excuses ready, since the alternative is stoning: 1) "But I'm a virgin!", 2) "My baby is a god." Mary is probably the first girl to combine both excuses with a dumber than shit husband.

  • damn. I was waiting for that sneeze.

  • We choose to do Q&A videos, not because they are easy but because they are hard.

  • I'm not Christian, but I heard Mary was a "virgin" because in the old customs of wheretever, they were supposed to wait...so ever how many months after marriage before they had sex. I don't know why, or if it's even true...but meh.

  • "Hole-bag of douche-ass" coined by TheAmazingAtheist on Nov. 19 2011.

    I'm totally using that

  • He's a "hole-bag".. lol 

  • When you said "Joseph was the village idiot" I lost it. :P

  • You got good veiws on many things

  • am christian and think you are very smar.Just wish you'd give your life to jesus.It'd be a great story

  • The "worst torture" is totally subjective.. I personally fear spiders, so to me, that would be bad.

  • maybe you religious people that don't want to understand atheism, should try to live by your religion to the most minute detail, and see if that way of living really makes any sense, im prety sure you'll either convert or go insane.

  • Absolutely right! Ohhh!!! There's garbage!!! Ohh!! Kick 'em all OUT!

  • Maybe Joseph was gay.

  • listen to justin bieber 4 ever?

    your more evil than yahweh

  • Want to really piss off Christians, tell them their savior just ripped off the story of the Egyptian God Horus. I mean nearly identical stories.

  • i love you in scooby-doo

  • I've lived without "God's objective morality" and I have never hijacked a plane and flown it into a building, committed genocide against people who disagree with me, complete with a vast array of innovative tortures, waged countless pointless wars, slaughtered children for belonging to a different religion (or a different sect of the same religion), or blown up an abortion clinic. I think I can get along just fine without "God's objective morality".

  • I'm really fucking creeped out by that guy with the torture question, makes me think he wanted to know so he could do it himself.

  • 13:30

    Talks about tumblr and reddit. Ignores 4chan.

    Lol

  • @SweptOffTheAvenue >implying 4chan is anything like reddit or tumblr, not to mention 4chan despises reddit.

  • @KreatorRage

    u sew fuhny

  • @SweptOffTheAvenue Well, if you check TJ's history with 4chan on ED, its been pretty shaky. It's no secret that TJ is probably spiteful against the website and it's diatribe of internet rubbish.

  • @scottyfett

    Reddit really isn't any better is all I'm saying. Hope off it's dick.

  • @SweptOffTheAvenue That's very insulting I've never even been on reddit or tumblr. There's no "e" in hop, faggot. finally stopped going to /b/ in late 2010.

  • @scottyfett

    How angry are you?

  • @SweptOffTheAvenue meh, not very.

  • @scottyfett

    We should have sex, rather than fight.

  • @SweptOffTheAvenue Nah, I'm gonna opt out, gay really isn't my thing.

  • But TJ, your hair used to look like that.

  • @dorianleakey In fact in the column of vids suggested for me to watch next I can see a very similar haircut.

  • @dorianleakey

    he used to look like a crackhead

  • @dorianleakey but T.J does not have an ass for a face.....

  • @dorianleakey And then he looked at a mirror an had an epiphany.

  • Fucking redneck. Go fix that nasty grill and underbite you fucking schmuck.

  • @ClassicRawkk I feel sorry for shallow people like yourself. Keyboard warrior, HAHA.

  • @TheBeautifulGamer I feel sorry for people who can't afford a dentist.

  • @ClassicRawkk You sound like a pretentious fucking asshole.

  • @DnbDubJunkie You angry bro? ;)

  • @ClassicRawkk Not in the least. ";)"

  • @ClassicRawkk

    Are you in a foul mood, brother?

  • @ClassicRawkk How is this comment relevant to this video?

  • TJ, it is obvious you are focused on the obtaining knowledge point of your mazlows heighrachy of needs.

  • mazlows heighrachy of needs: satysfy a basic need and a person is concerned with the next need up(such as food first and haveing friends second) each person has a different heighrachy of needs( i think mine are: basic, then haveing fun, then haveing a small amount of money(enough to buy videogames every so often), then friends, then my phylosophical views and then haveing money.) of course this is only part of mine, and it can become complicated as to what you would risk for what.

  • rofl 'a burly german man shoves a live porcupine up yur ass'

  • @MennacetoSociety Pulling that porcupine back out is the trick

  • I'm sorry, it kinda screams ego when you respond to mild criticism with ultra-defensive, holier-than-thou insults.

  • Snopes says the "3D porn pregnancy" story never actually happened. It started as a joke on a foreign website.

  • I love you dude...

  • did you just somehow compare atheists to neo-nazis?

  • when he said the torture thing i KNEW he would bring justine beber in to it.

  • seems like the first guy really hit a sore spot x]

  • I like Sam Harris's objective morality. To me, the idea of a supreme moral law giver is authoritarian and is the very definition of subjective.

  • @Turtleluver26 watch on smartphone. No ads.

  • are you fucking kidding me. i had to stop watching your video for like a minute because after 15 minutes, i had to watch another ad... i mean i hate the ones at the beginning of videos but ill deal with it. but in the middle of a fucking video? thats kinda ridiculous

  • Lol, GI joe is an MP

  • A shiftless reprobate , I love your vocabulary <3

  • umad bro?

  • GOD IS GOOD IM GLAD THE AMAZINGATHEIST HAS COME 2 JESUS I C HOW HE HAS CLEANED UP HIS FILTHY WORDS AND I KNOW HE IS AGAINST THE NDAA AND FEMA CAMPS AND WALL STREET OFCOARSE HE IS VERY BRAVE AND NOW DOESNT MIND THE MILITARY IS COMMING 2 TAKE HIM AWAY AND KILL HIM HAS HE HATES THE NEW WORLD ORDER HE CANT WAIT 2 BURN ALIVE IN THE FEMA CAMPS 4 JESUS HE REALLY IS 4 GOD AND COUNTRY A TRUE AND THEY HATE IT AMERICAN PATRIOT THUMBS UP X ATHEIST HAHAHA GHOST! HOPE ALL IS WELL

  • @eye2eyeize That's some deep shit man. I want whatever drug you're on.

  • Chistmas has nothing to do with Jesus or any other religion.

    'Christmas' (original called Jul) is about celebrating the ligth coming back.

    So don't fucking wory about celebrating as a athiasm

  • Wait a sec, what happened to Cody?

  • @cheezer2001 tj ate him.

  • Worst torture would probably be seeing your loved ones being tortured and raped in front of you without you being able to do anything about it.

  • @MikeoWar have you hear a clockwork orange?

  • I like Christmas, I hate the Christians mucking it up for everyone else.

  • @Socioistic You're mad at Christians for "mucking up" a Christian holiday? That is the equivalent of saying we should hate Jews for spoiling Hanukkah for everyone else. I'm not saying I am a Christian, but you need to really think before you speak. In layman's terms, your logic fucking fails.

  • @CampyDef

    Christmas (with the exception of the fact that we usually use the world "Christ" these days) is about as Christian as marriage. It's just another tradition that snobby asshole Christians claimed to be their own, and made sure they owned it centuries ago.

  • Lmfao!!!!!!!!! Hahaha.... While a burley german man shoves a live porcupine up your ass!!! Ha! Fuckin Ha!!! That is so funny.

  • Money towards innovation and education would help to alleviate homelessness and a poor job market, and give our federal government more money for helping the poor and homeless.

  • Well... that guy does look like a pedophile.

  • I like how Hitler rose to power which was very smart regardless how bad of a person he was.

  • Amazing Atheist needs to be on TV. I wonder how high his ratings would be?

  • @RoonGang09 In America with said "Pac Man Christianity pie graph"? It would be hated, especially if it's on FOX. But they can't handle the truth.

  • To quote something Penn Jillette said that Teller said (I'll have to take him on his word because I've never personally heard the man speak) "We're spending money we don't have to kill people we don't know for reasons we're not sure of."

  • honey buns lol

  • Best sneeze ever.

  • whoa whoa whoa, hey now. I don't remember youtube cutting in ad in the middle of the video that are actually videos themselves. That is all.

  • @Peteguidotti Ad blocker......

  • Awww, I wanted to see his sneeze...

  • lmfao, youre getting so much hate for insulting that guy, when i thought it was halarious...lmfao youre great btw :D

  • You're a whole bag of douche ass. LOL

  • his way of talking and his mimic always remind me of quentin tarantino.

  • Love the way I thought you say "I don't do these things because they are easy, but because they are not hard."

  • watch this video with "James brown - Get up offa that thing" in the background...it makes the video 10x better XD

  • @LIVINGONTHEDOLE The difference is TJ is blond so he doesn't look like an emo punk rocker with it and also he has a chubby face so it works really well

  • tbh at the beginning you could have just answered his question without ripping him apart with insults that didn't support your argument...love your stuff but that was unnecessary, he had a valid question.

  • @StubblyVlog

    Agreed. It's too much of an insult to throw at a guy that doesn't even barely attack him.. Over his face. Especially when there are genuine assholes to insult back.

  • @TheBlackDeath3 It's too funny regardless of who it was directed to. I showed my friend this and he said calmly with a straight face "This guy...is getting absolutely destroyed." We were dying!!

  • dude I love you! in the most non-homosexual manner. lol

  • 0:22 - 0:52 lmao

  • am I the only one who doesn't see any video? just an obfuscated picture of T.J over a black-and-white star-spangled banner?

  • I can't get over how ridiculously unnecessary the beginning destruction is. But, at the same time...my lungs can't take in air and my eyes are flooded. :D

  • @TronPachioftheDynamo I agree. I haven't heard an insult as good as the Tic-Tac one in quite some time. My throat hurts from all that laughing!

  • Q&A video's are the way forward! I love them.

  • you kinda look like a plus sized adam savage (not to be mean, i love your videos)

  • You're really surprise about the whole honey bun thing TJ? Look at our USA's history! Our first outward act of rebellion against Great Britain in colonial times was (partially) over the fact no one could easily afford to buy TEA. During the 20's, people were killing each other in the street and fighting in gangs over ALCOHOL after it had been banned for a short amount of time.

    We are a country that LOSES IT when our substances are taken away from us. We'd march into war over Monster energy.

  • @theamazingatheist so theres a fucking double standard with portesters? i get some shit like u know publicly camping and shit but still half of them were just there for the weed (actually when i did a survey in my town 67 out of 100) I mean some of them actually do have true feelings for this shit but the majority (based in my town statistics) dont really give a fuck. to clarify actually 99 out of 100 were there for weed but 67 people didnt even know what they were protesting about :p

  • On the question from "ms.infedel", don't forget the protests against Scientology from 4chan which got on the news and the countless people who have taken their own lives from social media insults. And honeybuns are good shit mang!

  • I expected the jail story to be gay. I was not disappointed.

  • I decided to watch this with a mouthful of soup. Bad idea.

  • If you sneezed during this video,bless YOU!

  • for me, its a tough question. being drawn and quartered, the Spanish mule, death by forced disentary, crucifiction, being sawed to death, and the breaking wheal are not exactly the most torturous deaths EVER but some of the worst documented means of killing and torture that a person can be inflicted with.

  • What the fuck, I got an advertisement for a car halfway through the video >:L

  • he brought up the rain dance of the natives as superstitious nonsense. unfortunately, the traditions of these and so many other cultures are being viewed from a certain framework that distorts them. rain dance has nothing to do with superstition.

  • A whole bag of douche-ass. Thank you TAA, I have a new insult to slander my friends with.

  • Tj, you probably won't read this, but Jesus undeniably existed. However, the part that is ridiculous is all the theistic parts of it, such as healing people and shit.

  • @djentbusiness For some reason I think he might be more informed than you on the matter - had he actually said that Jesus undeniably didn't exist, which was not what he said.

  • @disturbedking8 He had actually said what was not what he said? I'm sorry, I don't understand.

  • @djentbusiness I'm sorry too, that you don't understand English higher than a 2nd grade level. Let me reiterate: he never said that.

  • @disturbedking8 Alright, no need to be rude and defensive. In fact, he did mention "Jesus, that is IF he even existed". Now, being an intelligent person who learned extensively on the bible and IN the bible before becoming atheist, I did learn that Jesus certainly had existed, however the only things that were not provable and unlikely were his acts of miracles, etc, in other words, the holy things he did. Figure out who you're arguing with before you do it to a college scholar.

  • @djentbusiness You're a college scholar just because you say you are. Just like everyone else on the internet. Who ever said anything about his miracles? Because I sure didn't, but you keep bringing it up. I never said Jesus didn't exist, because like most important people in history, it can be proven through text. You however, asserted that I don't believe in Jesus, whether as a person or a deity. I won't lower myself to arguing with someone who uses logical fallacies as if they were tampons.

  • @disturbedking8 MMM! Linguistic dismemberment...

  • My theory is that they weren't married [Joseph and Mary] and they didn't want Mary to get stoned since they had a child before marriage and they said it was the "Child of God". That is, if this even happened.

  • lmao gotta love TJ

  • "A whole bag of douche ass." Huh. Best insult ever? I think so.

  • 15:40 Wsup Forrest Gump?