Steve Ballmer Sells Windows XP

[TechmanUSA]

HI, Im a Mac!

[musicd00d2010]

They need to remake the ad for Windows 8. and play it during the Super Bowl. METRO. METRO. METRO.

[Bronyforever]

Me when i first got a computer in my house.

[setoravenclaw]

Balmer needs to make a Windows 8 commercial.

Hopefully he will suffer a heart attack.

[FreeForAllGamerz]

@setoravenclaw poor steve

[Mgamerz]

what the hell is this Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?

[segaszivos]

These videos remind me of Tobias Funke from Arrested Development. "OH MY GOD, IT'S A FIRE---- sale."

[tedwilli9]

this dude is worth 14 billion dollars.

[GOPACKERSJT]

lol, I'm more of an apple guy, but how can anyone hate this guy?

[ConorAndrews196]

Toooootallly neeeeww...

[SNico98]

Windows Sucks. Linux and Mac OS X ( Unix) is the future.

[DaPlaystationBroHood]

@SNico98 mac r ova priced i mean linux is free n its beast

[Metallica2131]

@SNico98 If what you say turns out to be true, Apple will lose their one of main selling point with Macs; it doesn't get PC viruses. Anyway it will never happen as long Apple continue to stop you from using it with any hardware. And Linux will never get big, only programmers and servers will continue to use it.

[MegaEpictroll]

if steve does a ad like this for windows 8 I will buy 5 copys

[SAIL4323]

I love the Starbucks product placement.

[Piotruch88PL]

tylko się nie zesraj

[TheAlazmy]

YOU A DICK

[AlekseyTechReviews]

IT'S SECURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

Steve ballemer back in 2002: IM CRAZY FOR XP!!!!!!! Steve ballemer today: Fuck XP get windows 7

[MichaelYoshiFan]

@Weegeeisgoingtokillm

Fock windows 7 Get Windows 8 :)

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

Give Windows XP another chance! spam this on Microsoft's inbox for XP's to go back on sale!

[Rizimar]

Laughed my ass off at 0:24

[AssesinoCereal]

Thumbs up if you're still on XP.

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

XP's are extinct now :(

[tobigforyou]

People like to bash him allot.(and they don't have to try hard either lol)

But few people, specially in his position are humble enough to make fun of themselves.

[BoogsterSU2]

He should advertise Windows 8 like this.

Today's Windows 7 ads are BOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!

[Hannie1337]

I love windows xp ballmer edition

[nikolelo1]

best xp xp so what what? best buy windows xp home and the other only $ 666666666 xD

[EasyGamer5880]

Thumbs up if ur still usin winxp

[lucky46lucky]

He does Cocaïne!!!!!!!

[xSpArTiChRiSx]

Goddamn the internet was so fucking weird back then!

[lanceawatt]

AAANND!!!!!!

[robbie8998XP]

why is 0:30 for every ballmer vid ive seen crazy frist developers now this...

[Treiken44]

Developers...

[wirgiukass]

XP sucks ass now. They were ok but now there is windows 7 which is great. And there's not stupid commercial so i can use it without calling myself a retard

[mickyd110011]

developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers !

[butthenIdied]

7 is peice of crap.

[butthenIdied]

XP IS AWESOME

[flyboy2000008]

It's on my pc since 10 years ago or so xd

[BizarreFoodie]

@tokiohotel 1000000

25 euros after you dish out over 1000 euros for the computer, while windows runs on a 300 euro computer. I use Apple products exclusively myself, but your argument is really idiotic. You could have simply pointed out that Microsoft makes second-rate products.

[bluescan92]

This, is why I perfer apple...

[DGMRuadeil]

this guy makes me never want to use windows again... friggin weirdo

[pwnurnoobazz]

Why is this man a billionaire again? BECAUSE HIS VOICE FUCKING SAID SO

[grinfcked]

annoyingly funny

[StevensiTX]

shame you, better you get Windows 8

[OoDarkLordRevanoO]

I have windows 7 >_>

[96Kava96]

At least they could change the color of font :P

[darharrison]

Cool, a grown man's voice still breaks every sentence he says...

[Incognito1986]

:25 "AAAAANNND!"

[herrjonna2007]

wow Now I'm in shame of using windows xp -.-''

[CameronWasmund]

@herrjonna2007 Your Operating System is over 10 years old, Its like someone using Windows 98 in 2008 and saying "Its still good."

Just get 7 already.

[matthewgroen]

@herrjonna2007 i still use it too, works great

[chuninuzomaki]

@matthewgroen You change your phone, your toothbrush, your clothes, your hair. Why don't you change your software?

[matthewgroen]

@chuninuzomaki Because i think XPdoesn't get worn out, plus the fact that i dislike to upgrade just to "fit in" nah.. i'll stick with xp, because the apps/games etc. i use are still supported. Don't worry, ill upgrade when i think it's time.

[chuninuzomaki]

@matthewgroen fair does :P

[commanderpopinfresh]

Me in 2002:

"Wait I can get dial-up at a coffee shop?"

[Schamschi]

A comparison of this video with the one where Steve Ballmer advertises Windows 1.0 is a perfect example of character development.

[MSNWindows7]

ALL MY PICTURES

ALL MY MUSIC

ALL MY VIDEOS

ALL IN ONE PLACE!

THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY

[kalvin197]

Even more horrible than the windows 95 commercial!

[kalvin197]

Steve ballmer is just over excited. Apple's commercial is more friendlier to me. Sorry Ballmer, but I am not convinced about your Windows. You're too over rated.

[TOKIOHOTEL1000000]

apple asks not even 25 euro so fuck you windows

[Legion123fishy]

Ballmer RULES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rarityunknown]

Good news Nebraska! We don't hate you anymore!

[go40watt]

сумасшедший

[nonamer145]

where is the reversi?

[gschjetne]

Will it work in Nebraska?

[jakeypearce]

@gschjetne Yep

[gracia95]

even 10 years later, it is still widely used

[elcaifo]

@gracia95 lacking of something better for PC :S

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

@gracia95 Not today

[masterofbooz]

And I thought he was high the first time.....

[oazeje12358]

Xp is the best OS in history of computing.

[elcaifo]

@oazeje12358 LOL!

[irmesia]

the same way he sold windows 1.0 so weird!

[Science4ver]

Why wasn't these used outside of the US?

[kakha1974]

Great advertisement! Pretty cool!

[Oscarete1]

Very funny. :D

[Nanamije]

Now we can download windows xp, vista and seven.

For free

Or, buyuing a pc on ebay.



[SlamageEntertainment]

Steve Balmer is famous for Screaming loud enough to cause an Earthquake

[SimHarrison]

Did he just say it was secure?

[WarnerBros556]

They Got it all Worng Bill Gates is The President & Founder of Microsoft

[BasKoene1]

@WarnerBros556 He was co-founder yeah. But he's not CEO any more. Ballmer is.

[LegoLoverFilms]

@WarnerBros556 No, he's the chairman, co-founder, and former CEO. He was only the president in the earlier days of Microsoft.

[illfordbaker]

Anyone else expecting Billy Mays to pop in?

[glitchhunter96]

Windows xp beat's windows vista

yet again anything beat's vista.

[96Kava96]

I think he found old crack which he smoked before commercial for Windows 1.0.

How much that crack is old, effect is the same ;)

[iKantThankOfAname]

cocain = this commercial

[thecomputerman100]

i want brian's hat! lol

[agilebot1]

Балмер - просто больной человек. По нему дурдом давно плачет.

[nathanjames098]

what the hack

[m0wfo]

This guy went to Harvard?

[ThePoconoVlog]

does this come with a clock?

[alex223]

WHAT, NO CLOCK!? NO FERRARI!? IM NOT BUYING THIS!

[sonicfangamer2]

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA

[LloydChristmas777]

I think Chris Farley possessed them both.

[SuperMrbowwow]

can i order in Nebraska?

[TheOutsider04]

One word: madhouse?

[ZVONIMIR111]

Do i have Reversi in here?

[Assassamilation]

He wanted a glass of ice water? Balmer should install iTunes, see Jobs burning gates.

[Windows7Fan1]

@Zestypanda

Well, I'm not that stupid downloading torrents of porn and others. And I get viruses by other websites too. I only download torrents of OSes or programs or games and only when there's alot of people downloading so I can trust if they have a virus or not. I also read all the comments if it works and if it has a virus, jerk.

[DarkTrackstar]

Wonder if it would be bad for them if it showed a picture of the desktop, and we saw itunes or safari...

[matt9741399]

0:14 Sounds like he's about to shout 'What have you done Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHING!'

[d0gm34t]

$99 for windows??? prrffttt.... ALL SOFTWARE IS FOR FREE.

[legoking831]

"Goodbye Windows 9x..."

I hate your guts.

[XMenMatrix2]

153 don't have a fan!

[MegaSMITH1123]

Beats Windows Vista....

[merowindian]

is drunk ????????

[TheUndifynedMerce]

@swsanders Go on Craigslist. It's cheaper

[ha2ib]

Ther's no clock?? I WANT MY WINDOWS1.0 CLOCK

[borondonggaring]

you two are so noisy...

[systematika]

In a parallel universe Paul Allen got Microsoft and Steve Ballmer got the Seahawks.

True story.

[ksoqq]

very convincing ad

[MrPhazzeron]

I hate this person

[julianatanasoae]

is it available in nebraska? :))

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

1:03 : then, 5 years later everyone installed Windows Vista and the whole company went downhill again.

[swsanders]

I want to go out and buy windows xp now....oh wait I can't microsoft no longer sells it and wait what's that it's the only thing my computer can run. Thank you microsoft for screwing me again, now fuck off. No seriously I hate microsoft.

[HaloSpartanG13]

@swsanders Get a better PC that isn't ghetto ass shit or look on eBay.

[swsanders]

@HaloSpartanG13 I'm planning on getting a better pc but it's not cheap, so i have to save for it. As for windows xp on ebay it's as much as a new computer.

[UranusVR]

Can I play reversi?

[rissebasketssoest]

but will it blend?

[IcedKirby]

AAAAAAND

[generalcircle]

THE FUCK?

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

Steve Ballmer is the only todays CEO with balls.

[randomvideogamer123]

99 dollars?that price they told and at windows 1.0 ad

[jubjubcat]

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA

[thevisualboy37]

Still as crazy as before. Also, no Reversi on this one.

[moho472]

But does it have a clock..

[thanatosanima]

As i designer, i wanna commit suicide now...

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

Good thing he's rich, because cocain ain't cheap xD

[AbartsWorld]

i still use windows xp on my home computer lol

[DeeoftheWhy3]

And even Rev.. oh wait shit there's not Reversi..

[MichaelYoshiFan]

woow :D

[DigitalNinja21]

Does it have a clock? Or Reversi?

[Kksoq]

Wow...

[vjti]

omfg.

[edzman16]

''500? a thousand? even more?NO ITS JUST 99'' damn that is a classic sentence right there.....

[Link64]

But does it come with Reversi?

[unknown5555555]

AAAAAAAND!!

[REMLostmyreligion]

Yay, it's available in Nebraska too!

[KenshiNewgrounds]

I NEED TO POUR ICE WATER ON MYSELLLLLLLLLLFFFFF.

[MegaCellProductions]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!

[thewolffebros]

Press 4 lol.

[1Meandfriend]

too bad windows isn't 99 dollars anymore

[1Meandfriend]

at least now its in Nebraska

Also, I paid like $299 for the home edition!

[nCity17]

was it a productive ad? cause i dont wont to buy smth when salesman behaves so fuck'n way

[PCGamerL4D]

Does It have a Clock ?

[crashbandicoot4everr]

@PCGamerL4D look at the lower right corner of ur screen n00b :P

[PCGamerL4D]

@crashbandicoot4everr I Was joking you idiot

[B00Cwis]

The transition at 1:20 is so abrupt. 

[KenshiNewgrounds]

But can I tell what time it is?

[PoweredButchZ]

Can I integrate Lotus 1-2-3 with Miami Vice?

[cr9pr3]

Now, THATS Marketing!

[1pokemonhacker]

hmm saame price as 1.0 1.0 is better

[Windows7Fan1]

1 click? It took me alot of clicks to do all these things. it's the most exciting thing ever? lolz, I get sooooo many BSOD... Are you kidding me? Oh, and it's not secure. Even when I have all sorts of anti-virus, I keep getting viruses and it never gets remove. I HAD TO FRICKIN REINSTALL WINDOWS XP LIKE FUCKING OVER 20 TIMES!!!!!!

But still, Windows XP goes 3rd place in my Best OS list. Windows 7 2nd, Mac OS X 10. 7 (When it comes out) 1st and Windows ME last and Vista second last.

[Zestypanda]

@Windows7Fan1 Well, when you download torrents of gay anal sex porn the you're bound to get viruses, jerk.

[PoulChuck]

seriously... is this how they sell products in the US?

[rickcain2320]

The days of $99 windows is long gone.

[TMNoob3]

@rickcain2320 its $99 bucks on newegg.

[Backfired3788]

@rickcain2320 thats why i only pay $39 for Mac Lion. Does more then show me a clock :P (jk, but i am a mac user)

[yigitovtr]

The first version of the Windows, Windows 1.0 was at the same price.Is it coincidence?

[SteveHenry86]

Press 5 for "Ate some cock".

[GTR717]

@SteveHenry86 xD

[Bjornmollebro]

151 people dont like Windows XP.

[butthenIdied]

@Bjornmollebro They are 7 users.

[Bjornmollebro]

He got too much coffee when he was about to launch that commercial.

[videonut33]

"Except in Nebraska!"

LOL

[Ihateflagging123]

Windows XP was the best version of that OS ever. It was simple, robust, worked, stable, you could do what you wanted with it. It was easy and simple to program your own applications with C++ without the stupid user account control blocking your way etc. VISTA and 7 are CRAP !!!!

[justinjoboyle]

Shut. Up.

[yadabub]

Everyone at Microsoft is like that.

[MSNWindows7]

Thats won hyper ballmer!

[negrofluorescente]

GET IT NAO

[gamewizard]

Someone give this guy a cup of decaf.

[ashuezy2]

He is definitely on drugs.

[mattsprinter]

Is it available in Nebraska now? Since windows 1.0 wasn't.

[dark1ankh]

Secure ? Yeah right !

[herrhitlerfuntime]

i haven't used XP in over a year, but this commercial would seriously make me want to switch from win7 back to winxp

[WannaKnowMyName]

Except in Nebraska.