He must have been in a mood this night...CK's always had dark material but this is just bam bam bam with the hard stuff right off the bat. It's like he's daring the audience to be offended. Sounds like they're mostly with him, though.
uhmmm double edged sword means no matter how you go about it....it sucks.....it doesnt really mean that you can win or lose lollll..........i love CK though i just dont get that joke
The first part about the people who died from terrorist attack is from Louie's opinion that the life of each person is insignificant compared the grand scheme of universe in relation to the vast number of people who have existed, the size of the universe, and the length of time that mankind has been on the Earth, regardless of the way they died. This is existentialism. The second part about rape is his opinion on abortion. Is it right to rape a fetus as it is to kill one?
@lilium201 come on, don't be a piece of shit.... imagine his daughter sees this clip some time when she's really, REALLY mad at him. They're going to be in the news...
@lilium201 no. That's so fucked up. He's said so many things like that too. "When you have kids, they step all over your dreams" is another one he has said. It's fucked up and I'm not a pussy for thinking it's fucked up. Don't get me wrong, I laughed my ass off when he said it, but it's still fucked up...
the things he says pay his bills and puts a roof over his daughters' heads. if they dont like it, they can go fuck themselves. Louie said that himself.
louis' bit on terrorists is actually really true. Like why do we pretend to give a shit about each other (and whether or not they are murdered) when we SOOOO clearly don't care at all. Louis tells it like it is...
@SoCalDualSport duh I'm neither!! And I'm not angry at the world, I'm angry at you! Cause you an idiot for not seeing the comical genius of this guy.
Man, you sure have a set of thought processes that defend your psyche...idiots are well prepared hey...
(He hates me?doh he must hate the world, and be bald or short doh...)
No matter what someone says you're gonna think random sh*t that'll make you feel better about yourself. There's nothing anybody can do, you're sealed off from the world..
@pappyox As a meat-eater, I totally agree with him.... There's is PLENTY of nutrition we can all get from eating strictly vegetarian food. We don't need to eat other potentially conscious beings. It's wrong. It's horrible. But I really don't give a shit because meat tastes so fucking good.....
Oh my god, this is the most random, ill-timed, vile, off-the-wall, shit I've ever heard from Louis. He really finds his inner sociopath in this routine. But it's fucking hilarious - I guess I'm a twisted unit too.
After reading some comments, so this is finally where Louis CK is too much for some people? :D He is absolutely fucking disgusting here, but that's why I think this is one of his funniest clips ever!
Come on you never picked up a pregnant woman in a bar with the goal of giving the baby brain damage?
The baby is already going to be stupid from her drinking, so you don't have to feel guilty if the baby does come out retarded. I mean it could of been the drinking lol
@TheBigm999 Yeah dude. People laughing at funny shit. It's messed up. I get ya.... Do you get headaches too? Here's a tip: The Gallagher Clips aren't on this page. Just stick to watching that shit and you'll be fine.
"you could have a reason to rape people, like say if you want to fuck somebody and they won't let you.. what are you gonna do, not fuck them? that's just absurd."
what is that expression at 6:34?
brendanj2 6 days ago
21 terrorists watched this video
Razz000 1 week ago
i think this is really his most disgusting set :D
Gonko100 2 weeks ago
He must have been in a mood this night...CK's always had dark material but this is just bam bam bam with the hard stuff right off the bat. It's like he's daring the audience to be offended. Sounds like they're mostly with him, though.
travisnealtodd70 2 months ago 7
I cried at the fart/bus joke
514SpaceMonkey 2 months ago 2
It sounded more like an indian accent.
basticz 3 months ago
uhmmm double edged sword means no matter how you go about it....it sucks.....it doesnt really mean that you can win or lose lollll..........i love CK though i just dont get that joke
sikminesta 3 months ago
@sikminesta Double-edged sword - "something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences" from merriam-webster. ;)
chipwich0 2 months ago
Louis, using an absurdist/offensive attack on a willing audience.Brilliant!
busplunger 3 months ago 6
hes going to hell and so am i
matte218 4 months ago
OMG JUST DRINK THE GODDAMN WATER.
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The first part about the people who died from terrorist attack is from Louie's opinion that the life of each person is insignificant compared the grand scheme of universe in relation to the vast number of people who have existed, the size of the universe, and the length of time that mankind has been on the Earth, regardless of the way they died. This is existentialism. The second part about rape is his opinion on abortion. Is it right to rape a fetus as it is to kill one?
stak45DDS 4 months ago
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stak45DDS 4 months ago
3:56 omg i thought i was the only one who fantasized about that haha
kalipate 4 months ago 44
@kalipate HAHAHAHHA ME TOO!!!!
CMFGAO 3 months ago
@kalipate All that goddam time.
wtfbbqhacks 2 months ago
@kalipate We all have xD
TheLast2nd 1 month ago
Best Comedian to ever live....fuck you if you disagree.
dj69918 4 months ago
"I would have erased my daughter".... wow louie... wow.... that's fucked
tpstrat14 4 months ago
@tpstrat14 quit being a pussy.
lilium201 4 months ago
@lilium201 come on, don't be a piece of shit.... imagine his daughter sees this clip some time when she's really, REALLY mad at him. They're going to be in the news...
tpstrat14 4 months ago
@tpstrat14
if your dad is Louis CK, you'd forgive him, right?
lilium201 4 months ago
@lilium201 no. That's so fucked up. He's said so many things like that too. "When you have kids, they step all over your dreams" is another one he has said. It's fucked up and I'm not a pussy for thinking it's fucked up. Don't get me wrong, I laughed my ass off when he said it, but it's still fucked up...
tpstrat14 4 months ago
@tpstrat14 quit being a pussy. you're obviously not a parent.
lilium201 4 months ago
@lilium201 quit being heartless. If you had 10 children, 3 of them would commit suicide/ become terrorists.
tpstrat14 4 months ago
@tpstrat14
the things he says pay his bills and puts a roof over his daughters' heads. if they dont like it, they can go fuck themselves. Louie said that himself.
lilium201 4 months ago
@lilium201 look deeper. Louis CK is a fucked up dude. It's not just a shtick. That's why I love him....
tpstrat14 4 months ago
louis' bit on terrorists is actually really true. Like why do we pretend to give a shit about each other (and whether or not they are murdered) when we SOOOO clearly don't care at all. Louis tells it like it is...
tpstrat14 4 months ago
"you can't rape people into a 69" LOL
pleasewaittovoteagai 5 months ago
this is the most horrible stand up segment ever.. hilarious but SO horrible hahahah
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16 people thought Louis was too brutal and later masturbated.
Tijnvaassen 5 months ago
he sucks
SoCalDualSport 5 months ago
@SoCalDualSport fvk you. seriously f you, he's the funniest man ever!!
ferise1 5 months ago
@ferise1 Don't get all butthurt sally, I just gave an opinion.
SoCalDualSport 5 months ago
@SoCalDualSport Yeah you're right, it's just an opinion, it's like a@holes, everybody's got one, and no one wants to see yours.
But you're right...
I won't get anally fvked by your comment.
ferise1 5 months ago
@ferise1 You must be short or bald to be this angry at the world. Probably both.
SoCalDualSport 5 months ago
@ferise1 You must be short or bald to be this angry at the world. Probably both.
SoCalDualSport 5 months ago
@ferise1 You must be short or bald to be this angry at the world. Probably both.
SoCalDualSport 5 months ago
@SoCalDualSport duh I'm neither!! And I'm not angry at the world, I'm angry at you! Cause you an idiot for not seeing the comical genius of this guy.
Man, you sure have a set of thought processes that defend your psyche...idiots are well prepared hey...
(He hates me?doh he must hate the world, and be bald or short doh...)
No matter what someone says you're gonna think random sh*t that'll make you feel better about yourself. There's nothing anybody can do, you're sealed off from the world..
ferise1 5 months ago
Some of his funniest stuff.
pappyox 5 months ago
@pappyox As a meat-eater, I totally agree with him.... There's is PLENTY of nutrition we can all get from eating strictly vegetarian food. We don't need to eat other potentially conscious beings. It's wrong. It's horrible. But I really don't give a shit because meat tastes so fucking good.....
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Oh my god, this is the most random, ill-timed, vile, off-the-wall, shit I've ever heard from Louis. He really finds his inner sociopath in this routine. But it's fucking hilarious - I guess I'm a twisted unit too.
clumpft 5 months ago
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clumpft 5 months ago
He sounds off compared to his normal routines, his timing is off or something...
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makeaton 5 months ago
you cant rape people in 69..... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
TheRox0923 6 months ago 23
Its funny to see how the alcohol affects the lines of comedy
fenix9885 6 months ago
After reading some comments, so this is finally where Louis CK is too much for some people? :D He is absolutely fucking disgusting here, but that's why I think this is one of his funniest clips ever!
internetwizzardify 6 months ago
What people don't rape fetuses?
Come on you never picked up a pregnant woman in a bar with the goal of giving the baby brain damage?
The baby is already going to be stupid from her drinking, so you don't have to feel guilty if the baby does come out retarded. I mean it could of been the drinking lol
abram730 6 months ago 2
THATS ABSURD!
Angelocolato 6 months ago
not really funny at all, his other stuff is better
FateUnderground 7 months ago
hes obviously drunk
16strapist 7 months ago 2
@16strapist i think he quit drinking but i don't know how old this is
Killinemdead1 7 months ago
@Duspende you need a raping
japanchester123 7 months ago
i fucked all ur mothers... and people laugh.. wtf??
TheBigm999 7 months ago
@TheBigm999 Yeah dude. People laughing at funny shit. It's messed up. I get ya.... Do you get headaches too? Here's a tip: The Gallagher Clips aren't on this page. Just stick to watching that shit and you'll be fine.
handsomedan 6 months ago
holy shit. fucking brilliant.
DeadJ0ker27 7 months ago 2
hes gotten a lot better since this one
maryamtaheri 7 months ago 2
@maryamtaheri this is him at a small club tryng to work out new material
theeturnone 7 months ago
@theeturnone oh,, 0.o
maryamtaheri 7 months ago
"what if someone you knew died?"
"well thats a double-edged sword"
xplastilinaverdex 7 months ago 3
13 people shit on their father's face.
nraab807 7 months ago
What a fucking douche.
Duspende 8 months ago
@Duspende Aaaand you have no sense of humor.
DaveTube3000 7 months ago
wow that was funny
RunnrX 8 months ago
Totally hilarious - till this time.......wayyyyyyyyy over the top. But that's just me
meriprem 8 months ago
9 people are Jews.
AngryJon9001 8 months ago
Just fucking hilarious!
KrfNYC2 8 months ago
epic
TheMeskaman 9 months ago
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zzz, booooriiiing! tuned out at 2:20
spldrstudtom 9 months ago
@spldrstudtom And how exactly did you even end up here? All you've watched are Biology videos.
wtfbbqhacks 9 months ago
Alternatively you can watch this exact video on Louis' actual channel, search "Louis CK standup clip at "Cinema Classics in NYC 8/3/04"
antmartainexperience 9 months ago
LOL at this video
alboboi52 9 months ago
he's not full until he hates himself- its true
KCThomas84 10 months ago
When he breathes, I breathe.
CHUBAASAURUS 10 months ago 2
That double-edged sword bit is kind of genius.
FrettingCajarot 10 months ago
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7 people are terrorists.or jews.
Chribbio85 11 months ago
7 people are terrorists.
Chribbio85 11 months ago
if you're ever offended by a comic, you are a pussy!
ninjinturdle7 1 year ago 22
Extremely funny, however disgusting and offensive, I don't give a shit, it is hilarious!:D
Plaj3r 1 year ago 64
@Plaj3r "you dont like it, fuckin screw it's shitty ass pet fuckers! x)
Dannyisgreatful 4 months ago
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Plaj3r 1 year ago
Funny jokes but awful transitions
ToxicMayo9 1 year ago
@ToxicMayo9 thats the point...its mostly improv
yamaharider58 1 year ago
@ToxicMayo9 Get up there and do it better man.
tastefulphrasing 1 year ago
@ToxicMayo9 clearly you're a jew
Pantathian7 1 year ago
fucking amazing set
1844Freddy 1 year ago
"you could have a reason to rape people, like say if you want to fuck somebody and they won't let you.. what are you gonna do, not fuck them? that's just absurd."
XD
Chogroka 1 year ago 77
@Chogroka "You can't rape people into a 69"
twntysevn27 7 months ago
@Chogroka LOL. Oh. My. God.
Peacekeeper76 6 months ago