Ocarina of Time: (Xana's) Abridged Series ep 11

[DemonicPeace]

wat was link saying at 4:42

[danceswithswords]

Link should've used Suzaku's way of arguing from Code MENT! xDD Great episode too =D

[linkinarmor9000]

HAHAHA LOL OH GOD WERE ON FIRE

[mullent169]

Gotta love Link and his ten year old masturbation sessions. lol

[mullent169]

I don't know but one of them had a nipple ring. XD

[REZDOG48]

blood=sleep juice 

[Syntraz]

Link and I have yet another thing in common; drinking "sleep juice" before bed, cutting things, lots of boners, want of sex, and many other things besides.

[Mat8594]

god i wish i was link during that imprisonment bit... :D

[Rosalinachick]

!emit neercs yna tog rever I hctib uoy wercs

Thumbs you know what I said, If you understand what I said, congrats. You wasted 1 whole minute of your life! :)

[Angelcatsartist]

LOL LOL

[fezesarecool501]

if any guy could be in the situation link is in with the gerudo sex slave thing would you do the same?

[fezesarecool501]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

[Angelcatsartist]

I wish i was a gerudo women agenst ganon.

[Japanesemuffins99]

This is the old times. How do they have recorders?

[randomtotallyrandom]

@Japanesemuffins99 to quote a certain other character in a different series: because magic!

[Mat8594]

@Japanesemuffins99 in all LOZ games there is a mix of technology, which comes from the existence of magic, which speeds and slows technological advancement

[YummyCupcake66]

10:07 Jiraiya must be a relative... *.*

[cheater423]

OK DUDE, GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR DICK!!!

[1shinelleprd]

i like poptarts :D

[LinkHackzor56]

@1shinelleprd WTF?

[rukahatake]

dude im lovin this series its fukin hilarious lol

[geekjacob1]

2:10

[KaedeAyameKotobuki]

Link: Mr. owl, How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie rool center of a tootsie pop?

Owl: SCREW YOU BITCH, I NEVER GOT ANY SCREEN TIME >U

I LOLED

[twistedclown11]

@SheFoxAnya yeah and he also dont do drugs

[DarkLordGanondorf190]

- I can show you the world, man. It's shining and shimmering.

- Splendid, ...

That was just awesome. Terrific joke, Xana.

[MrAnimekitty]

does navi sound like Ian from smosh when he is acting like billy

[LSSTyranus]

I'm a guy and i keep my thoughts to myself, I'm not disgusting the way that gerudo described link I'm just violent because of anger issues i keep perv thoughts(if any at all) to my self and do not express them ever

[Bakorafanboy13]

Can someone direct me to that female society?

[6teenana]

Ilia XD

[TheKairon999]

OMFG YOU CAN JUMP FROM THERE?! what the hell!??! DX

[twikzilla]

@Rouge2k8 that's exactly what I thought! Haha :)

[SSTPersona]

PIRATE!



[ewilliams30060]

Wow.... it took me forever to get the Jesus the Carpenter joke....

[DarkLordGanondorf190]

Oh man, I always did the Spirit Temple first and skipped the incredible irony of it

[MultiGamemaster1]

Too much sex in the gerudo fortress.

[Chieftains187]

I luv ketchup! I declare this land: Ketchupland! Free ketchup for everybody!

[iverie]

@Chieftains187 Yaaaaay! Ketchup!

[AmethystSaphy]

its shining and shimmering!

splendid...

[sporecreatorperson]

Ketchup.

[MrPotatoSack177]

Man Link is hornier than Peppy Le Pew on a regular basis

[AnimeOtakuist]

Haha sleeping juice XD love it

and now I'm going to ask all of my friends if they like ketchup :3

[marlyonama]

looks line TP link is jealous of his OoT counterpart.

[Blackbeltgirl98]

Sheik: *just jump out and say ninja!!! he'll never expect it!!* PIRATE!!!! wait DANG IT!!!!

i ROFL'd

[rubyjuly94]

2:13 I didn't try that when I played OoT! What really DID happen?

[DirkOfNintendo]

@rubyjuly94 Epona lands and you can ride her around Hyrule.

[Rouge2k8]

Why is it that the guard in the recording sound like tucker from Red vs blue, and why does Link sound like Doughnut? seriously, does anyone else notice that?

[iceonightmares]

@Rouge2k8 I hate to disappoint you, but no, I don't hear it.

[fatefire56]

Gurudo Chicks give link a bone tehn impa the bone killer v5.6

[SheFoxAnya]

All I can say to you Link is Wow..... just wow....

Didn't you say sex before marriage is BAD?!

[sporecreatorperson]

@SheFoxAnya Didn't he just say "THEY'RE WATCHING US"

[MrPotatoSack177]

@SheFoxAnya He only said that because he was caught on film buying magic beans from the fat guy

[WowOrderOfFries]

Ok dude get your hand off of your ----

[xxnactise]

Thumbs up you never saw the magic carpet merchant.

[thomasandfriends1000]

impa: the boner killer 5000!

[sandy66g]

Lol links past selves r horse killers also! Haha

[Destroyer987345]

Must become link!!!!!!!

[pokie4life]

I was wondering to myself why didn't Shad go to the gerudo desert then get captured by the warriors and be used as a sex slave since he's desperet and they capture any man they find in their territory. But then I watched the end and it was in a past life, hencing probably over a cetury ago. And the gerudo desert in TP is infested with ass ugly ogers.

[InexperiencedJedi]

somehow i knew ilia would appear

[SuperZombiepwn]

obligutaroy muffing line



[ComanderGirr]

this episode came out on my birthday :D

[zeldafan900]

whens episode 13 coming out?

[malou1998]

i had a feeling ilia would sense that >_>

[LegendofZeldaForLife]

Why does links voice not change when he gos from kid to big dude?

[theyoyoclawman]

this one was great it just is one that just doesn't seem like it has enough jokes in it or something i just think it doesnt have something like all the other ones have but its still great and i still laugh, no offense xana

[evilpolarbear7]

when we were kids, we thought sex was disgusting. what made us change our minds?

[AllHailShadow1024]

@evilpolarbear7 hormones

[evilpolarbear7]

@AllHailShadow1024 Thank you for the answer that didn't poison my email! 

[PlacidDirge]

Ow man, the last part at the spirit temple had me rolling! Good stuff xana!

[YummyCupcake66]

Thumbs up if you wish you were a Gerudo woman XD -3 Link-3

[GaaraOfTheDesert408]

@YummyCupcake66 Normally I don't reply to comments over a few weeks old or so, buuuut. Well, I have to wonder how many guys clicked the thumbs up button xD That and I realized your username might very well get you killed on this video XD

[YummyCupcake66]

@GaaraOfTheDesert408 D: why would it get me killed??

[eirinkul]

What will happen if Saria know that Link has slept with all the girls from gerudo???

[vinjeni]

@eirinkul That, my friend, is the day of 2012. The day all hell breaks loose.

[eirinkul]

@vinjeni Lucky for me, I'm not in Hyrule :3 By the way, you don't believe that 2012 thing do you? That the world that the world suddenly disappear at the end of 2012?

[vinjeni]

@eirinkul God no

[vidmaker7]

1 Dislike: Vidmaker7, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Me: SCREW YOU BITCH! YOU DONT KNOW COMEDY!

[antonomyous]

Gerudo 1: Ahh

Gerudo 2: Oh Im dead

Gerudo 3: Arrows kill!

Link: YOU ARE JUST FLESH NOW! >:D

lol LINK FTW

[BusterBeetleX]

@antonomyous Navi: *Gearing to cry...* T.T.....!

[antonomyous]

@BusterBeetleX lol

[MsTbeezySwagg]

Link:Mr.Owl how many licks does it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Owl:screw u bitch! i never got any screen time

XD

[zerohazard223]

Xana vs big t who wins

[Rastanton94]

sjsdbjafbjea HOW DID I MISS THIS?! I'M A MONTH LATE!!!

Ah, the Spirit Temple! *spoilersspoilersspoilers* I have to say, that I like ketchup as well. 8D

[TheLinkandmarioshow]

do not get a boner in tights,do not get a boner in tights,do not get a boner in tights,do not get a boner in tights, oh god that squeeze's.

i laughed so hard(thats not what she said) i was crying

[deathguy56]

wait a minute 2:04 "how can this INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS jump be DANGEROUS?" link you ARE retarded

[knuclestheechidna1]

xana! The Big T wants you for a new abridged series of batman arkam asylum

[iamallrightpie]

thumbs up if u think xana has the best abrigded series :)

[9fluttergirl]

"SCREW YOU, BITCH, I NEVER GOT ANY SCREENTIME!"

[crocodileman94]

the one dislike is from Epona

[Thorncraft1]

That 1 Dislike Is From Navi

[Cidwithey]

not to be a bother but whens ep. 12 cumin...

UR SO FUNNY I CANT STOP QUOTING UR VIDEOS FROM TP ABRIDGED OR OOT ABRIDGED!!!

[xanauzumaki]

@Cidwithey I can't really say when. My old computer died on me, and I'm having to work on another computer that doesn't have many of the programs I need to make this sort of thing. I'm also at risk of losing all my files due to my old computer's hard drive being corrupted. In the meantime, though, I am working on the script, so yeah, I'm sorry it's taking so long. But these are problems I don't really have a whole lot of control over.

[Victini415]

@xanauzumaki As long you finish, it's well worth the wait.

[BusterBeetleX]

@xanauzumaki Episode 12's great. What's your progress so far on 13?...If I may ask?

[Cidwithey]

Don't get a boner in tights don't get a boner in tights don't get a boner in tights OHHH GOD THAT SQUEAZ'S!!! lol i laughed my freakin head off with that hahahahaha!!!



[MyKira16]

Hahaha i lost it when it cut to ilia

[watersedge12345]

1 person got a boner in tights

[zeldasawsome555]

i just need a minue to think of something ugly enough to make it go away in links mind UGLY BETTY UGLY BETTY UGlY BETTY

[ShadowFox971]

my dog's name is tootsie roll

[gblackuser]

"obligatory muffin line!"

[loosetehbest]

"Screw you bitch i never got any screen time" .....what about now?

[linkalover1]

xD

[nexxin9]

lol funniest yet

[shadowshinobi513]

One person doesn't like ketchup.

[skullkidhctk]

lol im jesus,the carpenter.

stop right there!

im a female,this is what females sound like hahahaha this is some funny shit.

[ackechi4]

Did ya'll know EVERYONE including me did the spirit temple first. but on the quest log screen shadow temple comes first? xD

[ganonslayer1000]

I think your better then adamwestslapdog

[dragundude13]

o god that with boner dont get a boner dammit

[TheCoat98]

@LadyBludgeon

yeah i would hate being thrown into a desert after that but it would be worth it

[Herkumi]

Do you like ketchup ?

[theyoyoclawman]

9:34 - 9:38 HA

[theyoyoclawman]

okay this was realy funny but it just doesnt seem right it might be cause its not long enough or there aren't enough funny things or you spend to much time talking to people

[LadyBludgeon]

I want to piggyback ride too. XD

[john70jake]

It appears the hard working Ingo worked so hard that he cracked under the pressure and gave up his life on the ranch.

[idk2898]

Chad or whatever the narrators name is should pull a prank on malo in the last episode

[idk2898]

Sucks to b tp link but rocks to b oot link gerudo orgy

Btw DOES LINK EVEN KNOW HOW RIDE A FUCKIN HORSE

[shsunukh]

Hey

The clips say Link instead of Kevin now :D

[linkalover1]

what is up with super heros and tights? i will name

link,batman &robin,superman,idk know about spiderman i would call them tights but thats me ummm (help me think) but you get my point and ALL boys

love the vid xana

[RikaHachigawa]

never stop making these

I will cry if you do. D:

[bloodysundae101]

The 1 person who disliked this was Mr.owl

[bloodysundae101]

1 person got a boner in tights.

[triforceofcourage100]

mr owl how many licks does take 2 get 2 the tootsie roll centr of a tootsie pop

screw u bitch i never got anyn screen time

[thegamers341]

Its fun to see OTHER people being forced to have a child.

[bloodysundae101]

Screw you mr. owl, you don't do shit but talk like everything is a damn poem.

[a1joryj]

@bloodysundae101 Your confusing the owl with Sheik. The owl just repeats the god damn strategy guide to you.

[theyoyoclawman]

you would have to of beaten the game alot to get lots of this abridged

[idk2898]

Y the hell would Link drink blood before bed and dam boner in tights owch

Lol XD awesome abriged xana

[MsZeldafangirl]

OMG!! This was uploaded on my b-day! Thanks for the upload!

[TheCoat98]

i wish i could get captured and become a sex slave of an all female race that lives in the desert

[MissRora]

@TheCoat98 Don't we all?

[LadyBludgeon]

@TheCoat98 Oh yeah and when they're done throw you out into that desert to die. XD Love to see that.

[AllHailShadow1024]

@TheCoat98 why in the desert

[TheCoat98]

@AllHailShadow1024 mainly because of the place in this episode but also because its some random location where nobody would venture into therefore nobody would find out about this all female race

[AllHailShadow1024]

@TheCoat98 ok i would choose like a safari that nobody else knows about but the females there

[TheCoat98]

@AllHailShadow1024 Yeah a safari does sound better than a desert

[iamallrightpie]

@TheCoat98 then u will get std

[TheCoat98]

@iamallrightpie then it'll sure be worth it

[pwnageboy22]

@TheCoat98 me too

[zeldafan900]

@TheCoat98 doesn't every man

[zeldafan900]

@TheCoat98 doesn't everyone

[longlivewicked]

Are you a band kid? Just a random question. I'm use to this kind of humor because band kids are so perverted.

[jdbubby96]

LINK! Get your hand of your dick! XD

[opticaldonovan]

Oh god we're on fire!

[TheMrcrazy711]

i like adamwestslapdog but since noone else has come up with it, im just going to say it *cough* *cough* "ADAMWESTSLAPDOG IS JUST FLESH NOW!".... that is all

[TheNeroVDG]

"screw you bitch i never got any screen time"

HEY, BULL SH*T...... BULL SH*T

he got all the screen time he wanted with those long ass lectures and scoldings xD haha

[knuclestheechidna1]

@xanauzumaki

[knuclestheechidna1]

You got to work with the best abridger since adamwestlapdog! by wich i mean The Big T 2000

[gab5901]

You're hilarious! your abridged series are really the only ones I find funny

[wildflame333]

HILARIOUS AS ALWAYS! XDDD 

[idk2898]

Lol

Navi: Man these guards sure love playing horsey can I play

Link:NO

Link:Mr owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop

Owl:screw u bitch I didnt get any screenetime

Link is a f@#kin pimp

[TheChaosGear]

ketchup anyone?

[DownsideStudios]

@TheChaosGear me please

[LinkXToboeXAmaterasu]

Brilliant as always! I've finally started playing OOT and I keep substituting the dialogue in the game with the dialogue in your series. Best. Waste. Of. Time. EVER.

[DownsideStudios]

@LinkXToboeXAmaterasu ive been doing that since the series started also

[LinkXToboeXAmaterasu]

@DownsideStudios It's fun with TP too-especially with Zant!

[NeverKnelie]

love the Aladin reference!! ahahahah, jus like everything else you make!!!

[gerbilsrock55]

Ilia: Le gasp!

Renado: What is going on?

Ilia: I...sense a disturbance in the past.

LOL!

[TheT800infiltrator]

When it comes to Xanauzumaki's abridged series

Twilight Princess Link = idiotic

Ocarina of Time Link = sadistic

I can only imagine what Wind Waker Link will be like :D

[MissRora]

@TheT800infiltrator Just for a twist, how about making Link the crazy one for once? xD

[TheT800infiltrator]

@MissRora Totally XD

[97DarkLink100]

i thought Shiek was going to break her legs too XD

[toongirl007]

2:10 - 2:28

LMAO!! XD

[Ja7791]

YOU ARE JUST FLESH NOW!!

[ZeahAndLizethBoo]

Woah when he said "Damn' at the end he sounded like Eric from That 70's Show! O.o

[player77377]

*COOL HORSE LANDING LOOK FAIL* epona:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!!! link: I THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK COOL. yes link it would look cool if you even knew HOW TO RIDE A F**KING HORSE.

[FuzzyLittleBastard]

When link went back in time after he had all dat sex, is he still a virgin ?

[JstGoinForIt]

@FuzzyLittleBastard that is a really good question. UGH!! I HATE TIME TRAVEL FOR THIS REASON!!

[zeldafan10100]

I was laughing so much, I started crying!!!! :D

[Vandalia1998]

I guess Link wasn't surprised that he became a kid again

[thecookiehime]

OMG... i love this episode, i like your humour so much that the navi-like voices in my head tell me now that i should name my three pets to muffins...

[dcok1]

do you like Ketchup!! :D