Is it just me, or was Disembodio kind of a prick in this one? I mean, he's usually something of a prick, but here he goes out of his way to pick on Mike.
So Pee Wee gets beat by a metal chair until the chair bends and is fine, but the Hulk gets kicked a couple times and thrown into ropes and is out for the count? Is this why I have such a warped view of how tough I really am?
@ManosthehandsofBones Yeah, that's another thing! Why did a spider give him super strength? How tough are spiders? I don't think of strength when I think of spiders. They can't even rely on strength to catch their prey. They need to trap them in webs. Weak! And they squish real easily. I think a superhero made by getting pricked by a daisy or something would have a little more strength than a spider man.
Aahhhh!!! hahaha The guy in the cherry red Diabolik getup!! hahahahaha
I was hoping they'd have some good comments for Bruce though....They gotta give Bruce some love! ...Although I haven't seen this whole thing, so maybe they do. lol
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I'm a 20-year MST3K fan and I've never seen a Rifftrax before. Pretty good. Kevin and Mike are funny as ever. I just wanna watch them do the whole spiderman movie now.
I especially liked, "We just broke up, you bastard!" at 1:02.
LOL, look who's calling who rude! You're the pot calling the kettle black, aren't you? XD
I don't want to waste my life arguing with a fowl mouthed little girl. No matter what you say from here on out, I will not answer. Go back to your playground and leave those of us with brains to watch our shows in peace. I don't think that's possible for you, though. You're so insecure that you will have to come back for one more dig, won't you? XD
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Okay, these RiffTrax are funny and all but is it really necessary for them to riff movies that are actually good? Batman & Robin makes sense: horrible movie, DESERVES to be riffed!, but the 1st Spider-Man is still a pretty good film. I would even say Spider-Man 3 deserved to be riffed more than the 1st one (and they did riff that one as well).
dude, you dont have to hate a movie to make fun of it. jurassic park is my favorite movie, and i love hearing them riff on it. even though most of what they are saying is basically harmless.
I'm sorry. I guess this was my first time listening to them and after watching the one for Batman & Robin I assumed that they only did bad movies. But yeah, they probably just do it for the fun of it.
"They love me. Well, they wanted me brutally murdered mere seconds ago, now they really, truly love me!" This reflects every single thought we all had when we watched the movie for the first time. I mean, damn, a crowbar!? Well the lady did warn him...
"Boy they hate him. Every person in the arena wants him dead, not just hurt but dead. Actually dead, his head on a pike right near the refreshment stand."
cant believe this. the theatre 3000 back in the day was my favorite show as a teen, had me rollin on the floor, so sad to see it go but now i find this and its all 3 of you guys still at it! not only that but new movies? fuckin awesome i will be checking all of this out, missed u fuckin guys
"In honor of Maya Angelou, here's our 'I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings' match!"
"The movie's fight choreographer quit after giving out his one move"-Bill Corbett stole the show in this scene
I always thought I'd be vindicated when I told my disbelieving friends that Spiderman was guilty of everything the Star Wars prequels did and then some. Thanks for bringing it back down, guys!
"flitting around like a Twyla Tharp dancer"
ironyyyy
inlovewithJLT 3 months ago
Is it just me, or was Disembodio kind of a prick in this one? I mean, he's usually something of a prick, but here he goes out of his way to pick on Mike.
2wingo 4 months ago
ha ha, "Diabolik getup"...
shandelear 4 months ago
So Pee Wee gets beat by a metal chair until the chair bends and is fine, but the Hulk gets kicked a couple times and thrown into ropes and is out for the count? Is this why I have such a warped view of how tough I really am?
puberis 4 months ago 2
@puberis but remember Peter is a fricken super hero
ManosthehandsofBones 4 months ago
@ManosthehandsofBones Yeah, that's another thing! Why did a spider give him super strength? How tough are spiders? I don't think of strength when I think of spiders. They can't even rely on strength to catch their prey. They need to trap them in webs. Weak! And they squish real easily. I think a superhero made by getting pricked by a daisy or something would have a little more strength than a spider man.
puberis 4 months ago
@puberis all animals with exoskeletons have what would be considered "superstrength" being able to lift 20 times its bodyweight
scottbaioisdead 1 month ago
such a bad scene
544001 5 months ago
I would pay good money to watch Bone Saw play Shoots and Ladders : )
HarmlessVampire13 6 months ago 3
@HarmlessVampire13 me too
evildead818 3 months ago
We miss you Bonesaw.
johnrkocena14 6 months ago 4
"Let's start with shoots and ladders!"
Videogametourist 6 months ago
I do find it funny how this film tries to portray pro wrestling as legit sport.
femoman 7 months ago
So this is where the whole Bonesaw thing comes from.
I guess I should have seen Spiderman, or maybe not.
Kinemacolor 7 months ago
"What happen to his spider sense, he must've gotten bitten by a drunk one"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Zeraphalanx 7 months ago
@BandNerd06Forever
Any time they go "Give us Barabbas!" I giggle. (^.^)
Another 1 of my faves? From MST3K, while they were watched a group of military on horseback: "Look! It's the 47 horsemen of the Apocalypse!"
VTPPGLVR 8 months ago
LOL Jenna Rose?
musicnerd225488 8 months ago
R.I.P Macho Man!!
xMetalHead0110x 8 months ago 5
Jesus: "You ready?"
Randy Savage: "Bonesaw is Ready!"
RIP you lovable nut!
ninjawraith17 8 months ago 15
It's a shame that he had to die in real life.
Eceoes 8 months ago
You shall never be forgotten Bonesaw.
Avocado11 8 months ago
R.I.P. Bonesaw!
RobertoKay 8 months ago 4
Oh, Bible jokes, they are always funny!
BandNerd06Forever 8 months ago
lol i love the call back to diabolik...
MaxamillionGat 9 months ago
he looks like kick-ass
Dalekzilla54 9 months ago
Wow, Spider-man is more homophobic than I remember!!
MrBuch169169 10 months ago
Give us Barabas!!
DAVIDInitiative 10 months ago 3
"Now kill something for us!"
HalfDemonInuyasha 10 months ago
pizza time.
FlamingPineapples1 10 months ago
lol
kevinhardy 1 year ago
Aahhhh!!! hahaha The guy in the cherry red Diabolik getup!! hahahahaha
I was hoping they'd have some good comments for Bruce though....They gotta give Bruce some love! ...Although I haven't seen this whole thing, so maybe they do. lol
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Monicacresdew 1 year ago
the most bloodthirsty lapdancers ever" lololol
Mst3kfanatic1 1 year ago
"So he gay baits the guy, then twirls around like a Twyla Tharp dancer" LOL
rkkim 1 year ago
I loved how they referenced the last episode of MST too lol.
SnjperWulf 1 year ago
I'll pay 500 shiny ones to whomever brings Bill, Mike, and Kevin back on TV!
Macho Man Randy Savage...he was talented back in the day....and he looked like my father for awhile.
SnjperWulf 1 year ago 3
the commentator ruined the whole video
bblover919191 1 year ago
lol they raise the cage even before the match is over
feileishiqi 1 year ago
The bit about the fight choreography is actually true. What a lame finishing move that was. Bothers me everytime i watch it.
tuschman168 1 year ago
I dislike Toby Magayer
FirstMetalHamster 1 year ago
now kill somthing for us hahaha
ThaddeusMaximus909 1 year ago 3
Bonesaw: Hey Freakshow, you're going nowhere!
Bill: Speaking of freakshows...
Great riff!
JohnMooreification 1 year ago 3
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The guys talking are fucing retarted and ruined it.
thundernuts0 1 year ago
@thundernuts0
Uhhhh.......That's the point! *rolls eyes*
angeloflight13 1 year ago
@angeloflight13 Oh alright, my bad man... thanks..... pfhaha
thundernuts0 1 year ago
@thundernuts0 You should cry more about it, maybe they'll take pity on you and stop making movies funny.
HardstylerArtoo 1 year ago
@HardstylerArtoo Ok man, thanks for the info. lmao
thundernuts0 1 year ago
@thundernuts0 you apparently have no sense of humor
Mst3kfanatic1 1 year ago
GATES!
"McFadden is my favorite Star Trek doctor!"
...Wow, even I thought that was dorky.
JamesOhGoodie 1 year ago
All I have to say is "SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM!"
SlairMongrel 1 year ago
@SlairMongrel
ART THOU BORED
Charmolution 8 months ago
yeah no spider sense!!! why no spidey sense!!!??? fuck you sam raimi
FreeeeS 1 year ago
I love how they referenced old MST3K "Diabolik"
LegionAnon 1 year ago 4
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what is this
shitty science theatre 3000
stalingrad32 1 year ago
nice to see macho man found the steroids, again!
LOLMikeHawk 1 year ago
"splatter us with brains!!!"
mattroks101 1 year ago
"I didn't sign up for a cage match!"
"Sorry, it's the law."
"He IS a respected orthopedic surgeon, just moonlights as a wrestler."
cerealmouse 2 years ago
I wasn't expecting the Bill Corbet appearance. Excellent.
galgacusferox 2 years ago
LOL, "Give it up for the guy in the cherry red Diabolic get-up".
steeltownbrown52 2 years ago
You can see the cage bars wiggle when he knocks the guy out. lulz
Nimnoms 2 years ago
ooooohhhh yyyyyyeeeeeaaahhhhhhh.....DIG IT
MrWaynejohn 2 years ago
Now kill something for us!
DarthDpad 2 years ago 6
bonesaw is a running gag now....
emonerd826 2 years ago 5
A Diabolik reference at the end, awesome!
riotsword 2 years ago 3
AY FREAKSHOW!!
speakin of freakshows...
OsanBlackCat5RS 2 years ago 4
"now kill something for us!"
connerjohn11 2 years ago 5
"I didn't sign up for a cage match!"
"Sorry, it's the law."
cerealmouse 2 years ago 30
Lmao 1:09 what happened to his spider sense LOL good point
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calvinnerd4 2 years ago
"blood thirsty lapdancers" So funny!
spudmommy 2 years ago 6
GIVE US BARABBAS!
to think that I didn't get that at first...
Commandergeno 2 years ago 5
BONESAW IS REAAAADYYY! XD
cutiepetoodee 2 years ago
barrabbas lol
quizno1992 2 years ago
"WE JUST BROCK UP, YOU BASTARD!!!!!"
"Now kill something for us!"
ROFL!!!!!!
narutolame 2 years ago 9
"Brock"??
Snapscape 2 years ago
lol yeah sorry typo there.
narutolame 2 years ago
Damn I love MST3K and RiffTrax! I just watched this one today!
Tekkenfreek234 2 years ago
"the fight choreographer died after this one move" LMAO
johnnygrrl 2 years ago 5
awesome the three hostages from the SOL together again
jbuono 3 years ago
AND a Diabolik reference XD
WhiteTiger225 3 years ago
I just found out about rifftrax today... I have a lot of happiness and catching up to do.
brodudesnsupras 2 years ago
(we just broke up you bastard) lol
icarlylol 3 years ago 8
give it up for the guy in the cherry red Diabolik! outfit...
roboticd 3 years ago 3
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Sorry, this just isn't very funny.
cvarney1968 3 years ago
BONESAW!!!
GrimReaper19 3 years ago
give us barabas lmao xD
MPBLLO 3 years ago
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really miss Mystery Science Theater 3000.
BTLemming 3 years ago 6
Me too...
brodudesnsupras 2 years ago
"Now kill something for us!"
GameBeatenakaKevinS 3 years ago
We just broke up!
Spinwheeling 3 years ago 3
NOW KILL SOMETHING FOR US!
asugar 3 years ago
"...cherry-red Diabolik getup!" Fantastic reference!
Harveygod 3 years ago 6
"3 min. of play time. Lets start with
chutes and ladders!" lol XD
DestructiveSlayer 3 years ago
I'm a 20-year MST3K fan and I've never seen a Rifftrax before. Pretty good. Kevin and Mike are funny as ever. I just wanna watch them do the whole spiderman movie now.
I especially liked, "We just broke up, you bastard!" at 1:02.
bittersalty81 3 years ago 27
lol
matoro42754 3 years ago
Maya Angelou and Twyla Tharp refs...brilliant!
marshmallowinnards 3 years ago 2
"GIVE IT UP FOR THE GUY IN THE CHEERY RED DIABOLIK OUTFIT!"
hahaha, omfg...i just saw Diabolik for the first time just the other day...high-larious.
torgosassistant 3 years ago 6
"lets start with shoots and ladders"LOL
U GUYS ARE SO FUNNY!!!!
cookie27man 3 years ago 6
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how is this funny
spanky7x 3 years ago
"Give up for the guy in the cherry-red Diabolik getup!"
ngobleus 3 years ago 8
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not funny!
gossipgirl242 3 years ago
It is funny.
vonvanhunter 3 years ago 9
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well its funny to you but not for me.
gossipgirl242 3 years ago
So here's a clue gossipgirl242: if you don't think it's funny, don't watch it! There, do you see how easy that is?
This is brilliant! I love MST3K, and now I want to get some Rifftrax!
potcallingkettle 3 years ago 3
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well maybe it was my firt time watching it! and when i watched it i havent watched a riffrtax vid since.
gossipgirl242 3 years ago
Good for you, now be quiet and go away. Leave those of us who enjoy the video watch it in peace.
potcallingkettle 3 years ago 2
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that was rude!fu.
gossipgirl242 3 years ago
LOL, look who's calling who rude! You're the pot calling the kettle black, aren't you? XD
I don't want to waste my life arguing with a fowl mouthed little girl. No matter what you say from here on out, I will not answer. Go back to your playground and leave those of us with brains to watch our shows in peace. I don't think that's possible for you, though. You're so insecure that you will have to come back for one more dig, won't you? XD
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Just to let you know, from an outsider's perspective, you come off as a giant asshole. Everything you said in your last reply applies to yourself and not gossipgirl242. Very hypocritical, wouldn't you agree?
tomfrankly 3 years ago
I love how Bonesaw is now a recurring joke in all the Rifftrax. BONESAW IS REEEADYYY!!!!
GrimReaper19 3 years ago 74
@GrimReaper19 Where did it come from?
NewGuy2534 1 year ago
"We just broke up you bastard" LMAO
Totalpranny 3 years ago 52
Some prick at the high school I went to killed a harvestman after loudly proclaiming it to be a black widow. So I bitch-slapped the idiot.
NellyNinja 3 years ago
LMAO! I love the reference back to "Diobolik"
baddog7676 3 years ago 2
Where?
NecrosisOfLight 3 years ago
"Give it up for the guy in the, cherry red, (diobolik) get up" @ 1:51
baddog7676 3 years ago 2
I saw that too, and I got to agree that it's verrry similar to Diabolik's outfit. Only thing missing is the intro song (Deep Deep Down).
Immolationed 3 years ago 3
Definatly one of my favs
soiledshortz 3 years ago
Now kill something for us!
Lookacat 3 years ago
Bruce Campbell is in this vid, so it's an automatic *****.
MasterOfPizza99t 3 years ago
GIVE US BARABAS!!!
God, I love these guys
EvilLordZim76 3 years ago 4
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Okay, these RiffTrax are funny and all but is it really necessary for them to riff movies that are actually good? Batman & Robin makes sense: horrible movie, DESERVES to be riffed!, but the 1st Spider-Man is still a pretty good film. I would even say Spider-Man 3 deserved to be riffed more than the 1st one (and they did riff that one as well).
ToonPoop9000 3 years ago
Indiana Jones is a good movie. It's a funny rifftrax. I liked the Star Wars prequels, yet every jab they took was spot on.
Besides, the point is moot because this movie sucked.
Tareltonlives 3 years ago 3
dude, you dont have to hate a movie to make fun of it. jurassic park is my favorite movie, and i love hearing them riff on it. even though most of what they are saying is basically harmless.
dinoman2222 3 years ago 4
I'm sorry. I guess this was my first time listening to them and after watching the one for Batman & Robin I assumed that they only did bad movies. But yeah, they probably just do it for the fun of it.
ToonPoop9000 3 years ago
I think right now they're focusing on big budget things that are really bad, or just modern movies that have been really hyped
hollyhuffstutler 2 years ago
Do they script this? They would have to because if it were me, I'd be cracking up constantly.
Taybrian1 3 years ago 2
The RiffTrax of "The Matrix" lead me to believe not.
misjudgeme 3 years ago
They crack up in 300 near constantly.
madeupfred 3 years ago
macho madness
kittenready 3 years ago
The winner is the man in the red Diabolk outfit! Diabolk was the film shown on the final episode of MST3K, just so ya know ^^.
Tassadarky 3 years ago 3
This is a good movie why are they making fun of it?
lopli321 3 years ago
Rules of Rifftrax:
It doesn't have to be a bad movie, only a movie that they can be funny with.
They riff movies they like now and then.
oancitizen 3 years ago 5
Lol, let's start with chutes and ladders! XDD
BelovedCaptain 3 years ago 4
lol so great! "now kill something for us!"
nessieman 3 years ago 2
"MAH"
ChainbladeVideos 3 years ago
BONESAW IS READY for another Youtube comment!
RobTFirefly 3 years ago 5
"give us barabbas"
XD
xxBVEYRONxx 3 years ago 4
barabbas!
HeaDoNCoLLiSioN8 3 years ago 3
"Now kill something for us!"
Wolfboy1988 3 years ago 5
"We just broke up you bastard!" lmao
ishyk10 3 years ago 17
lol that was the funny part
Y2Jfan45 3 years ago
I love these things!
atticwarrior 3 years ago
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these really arent even that funny
wingman552 3 years ago
"They love me. Well, they wanted me brutally murdered mere seconds ago, now they really, truly love me!" This reflects every single thought we all had when we watched the movie for the first time. I mean, damn, a crowbar!? Well the lady did warn him...
Jesterclown17 3 years ago 12
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spioerma
amini253 3 years ago
So the fight choreographer quit after giving away his only move hahahaha
SilentGhost29 3 years ago 8
Aaah, they made a Diabolik reference!
Starring this Muslim woman.
AbbeyNormal 3 years ago 7
"So he gay-baits the guy then he starts flitin' around like a Twyla Tharp dancer"
jeffeastwood15 3 years ago 3
the most bloodthirsty lap dancers ever, brilliant riffing
hamsaini 3 years ago
...lets start with chutes and ladders!
satudor 3 years ago
"In honor of poet Maya Angelou here's our 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings' match"....brilliant!!!
N734NJ 3 years ago 6
agreed.
0mni42 3 years ago
"Give us Barabbas! Barabbas!"
Audioman45 3 years ago 6
LOL - I miss the quiet dignity of the hulkster.
BallsMacHammer 3 years ago 5
"The fight choreographer quit after giving his one move"
I can actually stand to watch this movie now. Thanks rifftrax.
magpiepeck 3 years ago
"NOW KILL SOMETHING FOR US!"
PerryPlanet 3 years ago 3
FREAKSHOW!
RemotePepsi3000 3 years ago
YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE!
Tareltonlives 3 years ago 2
Speaking of freakshows! XD
LuckyBlackCatXIII 3 years ago 3
McFadden is my favorite Star Trek Doctor!
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AllTerroristsMustDie 4 years ago 6
Haha, love the Diabolik reference!
Craiginator3000 4 years ago 4
XD "Must have gotten bitten by a drunk one" LOL "THE MOST BLOODTHIRSTY LAPDANCERS EVER"
MafiaManMike 4 years ago 3
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Dustminion 4 years ago 4
"Boy they hate him. Every person in the arena wants him dead, not just hurt but dead. Actually dead, his head on a pike right near the refreshment stand."
889654 4 years ago 4
cant believe this. the theatre 3000 back in the day was my favorite show as a teen, had me rollin on the floor, so sad to see it go but now i find this and its all 3 of you guys still at it! not only that but new movies? fuckin awesome i will be checking all of this out, missed u fuckin guys
VyleChe 4 years ago 4
Now Kill Something for US!
Love you guys
Dinodain 4 years ago 3
"That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"
"WE JUST BROKE UP YOU BASTARD!"
xWhiteClaudiax 4 years ago 9
Then we'll play a little Candyland. Ooh yeah!
And don't forget to snap into a Slim Jim.
regularguy5mb 4 years ago
quiet dignity of Hulk Hogan? now there's an oxymoron
Dean Malenko, now there was a wrestler of quiet dignity
halfmanhalfmetal 4 years ago
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They were being sarcastic, dumbass.
1060893 4 years ago
so was I, asshole
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this is gay!
jordanbullock 4 years ago
Yeah, Spiderman's pretty fruity.
Tareltonlives 4 years ago
I've gotta get the RiffTrax for this!
fixman88 4 years ago 2
"I miss the quiet dignity of the Hulkster."
"Give it up for the guy in the cherry-red Diabolik getup!"
Sgrubb1S 4 years ago 8
Chutes and Ladders! Great.
Tendoking 4 years ago
"In honor of Maya Angelou, here's our 'I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings' match!"
"The movie's fight choreographer quit after giving out his one move"-Bill Corbett stole the show in this scene
I always thought I'd be vindicated when I told my disbelieving friends that Spiderman was guilty of everything the Star Wars prequels did and then some. Thanks for bringing it back down, guys!
Tareltonlives 4 years ago 4