ASMO : Real Guitars Are For Pussies

[deathslice60]

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[schwarzlose]

fakkin amazing, could you give tips how to start circuit bending? (yeah, with soldering iron, ok.)

[eddie23a]

@Z0Mb1EPITT80 Nothing, it's deliberately provocative ironic title, worked a treat looking at the number of views I got :)

[SemmVerberkt]

Dude's too lazy to learn to play a real guitar

[eddie23a]

@SemmVerberkt Nope I play keyboards and build electronic instruments and make a living out of it, now look up "irony" in the dictionary and get a sense of humour, the title is meant as a joke.

[Fbomb95]

correction guitars are cool keytars are cool and what your playing is gay that is not a true keytar its a toy

[REALwoombath]

Fuck, I was listening freakin' dubstep for about 7 minutes and enjoyed it...

[figaro589]

is it an atari punk console?

[eddie23a]

@figaro589 Nope, it's a circuit bent toy.

[HK379]

@seth161

Nope . Strings are for brainwashed idiots .

Keytars are awsoome progresive tools , and means of music production.

[eddie23a]

@seth161 are you familiar with the concepts of irony and sarcasm?

[PowerfulProducti0nz]

@eddie23a ikr :\

[zolevokpk]

Cmon guys shut the fuck up......The title was a joke.... You listen to the shit in the video and still think it was serious?

[gianma93]

if real guitar players are pussies what are u? i really hope you're kidding dude

[chenalos]

I foresee you selling this instrument to Aphex Twin.

[badnrad]

Bad asssssss! 

[BggProductions]

Bad ass

[TheGlowray]

He probly meant to get more views by saying guitars are for pussies, judging by the number of comments defending guitarists I'd say the plan worked.

[TheGlowray]

He probly meant to get more views by saying guitars are for pussies, judging by the number of comments defending guitarists I'd say the plan worked.

[kingcoapa]

Hey you just find the bieber´s guitar... put it back !, just kiddin but callin pussies guitar players didn´t sound good anyway... What do you say If I call yer instrument : Elthon John´s Wonder SythKeytard with 10k thousands of levers, buttons and stuff...

[circuitben]

30 people spend all of their spare time trying to play exactly like hendrix......and failing.

[VannyARTS]

LOL I don't what hell you are playing, but I can't stop listing to it.

[9soulz]

Tell me... are you gay?

[eddie23a]

@9soulz are you?

[9soulz]

@eddie23a No cuz I don't say guitar players, people with amazing talent, are pussies. What next, you gonna say drummers like Rev Sullivan are pussies? Or the drummer of Dream Theater?

[eddie23a]

@9soulz LOL you know what irony is? or a sense of humour?

Never heard of Rev Sullivan but you've given me an idea for a new video, I got this drum machine lying around needs hacking.

[circuitben]

@9soulz There's millions of guitar players in the world, and most of them can't play their way out of a paper bag. Since when does someone's sexuality effect the validity of their opinions?

Rednecks shouldn't be allowed on the interwebz.

[eddie23a]

@circuitben yep :) and if anyone holds up Dream Theatre as an example of musical greatness again they get blocked.

[9soulz]

@circuitben But there are people who can play, Like me.

[circuitben]

@9soulz You'll find that most of us started our careers as guitarists, and given the option of shredding in a basement for the next 20 years, or creating something interesting, we chose the latter.

[circuitben]

@9soulz Good for you. Done anything I would've heard of?

[bikavitch]

@9soulz he is

[roguemofo8]

if real guitars are for pussies then what the hell are you?

[KarasuKuro]

Ears raping ! \o/

[ElektroPunc]

That's f*cking genius, man!!!!!! \m/

[andyzweb]

THIS IS FANTASTIC!

[MachineManWolf]

i love this. I WANT. will you sell it to me?

[jackstrikergraphics]

awesome bent :)

[DistorterMedia]

1:50 Speedcore? \ :D / Awesome sounds.

[agentk133]

WTF is this shit?? 7 minutes of garbage, I couldn't even stand 30 seconds. I thought it was going to be somebody talented doing something cool...Disappointing

[dreaddog]

That is fucking cool!!! :D

[Phyle9]

Man that was pretty awesome!

The feedback and distortion was awesome! Great bend

[daleksec5]

roland ax synth

[REALwoombath]

What the hell was that? My ears! Gay plastic guitars are for suckers.

[quendik]

music development sucks indeed

[strangepursuit]

NIce

[prince4d]

IS IT A TOY??

[eddie23a]

@prince4d yes

[iggyds89]

nice !

[murrapanewa]

Its like speedcore!

[swarm69]

nice bend man fuck these guitar hugging pussys

[eddie23a]

@swarm69 ha ha thanks, wait until they see what I'm gonna do with a real (broken) Gibson Les Paul I just acquired.

[3rdofcatjay]

a masterpiece, i've watched too many videos of people who have no taste whilst operating thier modified toys. this one hits me in my a noise nerve, most tasty. and the part at the end was bomb to.

[ArsEmpatheia]

I like it! And my message to all who post rough comments here: Keep your mind wide open!

[TheGreger88]

What a piece of shit :S Thats not even music coming out of that shitty plastic thing, fuck you.

[eddie23a]

@TheGreger88 Charming! You kiss your Mum with that mouth?

[swarm69]

@TheGreger88 hah its sweet sweet sweeet music my freind

[phgp27]

@TheGreger88

[phgp27]

@TheGreger88 nah man its just a singal coming out of the plastic thing, the music comes out of the speakers its connected to after its played back but shit we wouldnt expect a hippie to get it anyways. fuck you.

[zinexguy]

:O I SO WANT ONE!!!!

[JeremyBrookover]

Nice!

[MorfGworfmim]

I can't figure out why so many people are leaving stupid negative comments on this... how did they find circuit bending videos if they don't even know what circuit bending is? That is to say, if they had any clue, they'd know that this thing is PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME! Good work :D

You got lots of awesome sounds out of this little guy.

[firefury299]

sounds like a cat going through a blender

a sound that is most likely endorsed by metal

rap fucking sucks

[Slayerpunk90]

was auf stupipedia zu industrial steht passt hier drauf...

[speedingjet]

Wow, that would sound good, if only it sounded cheaper and even more generic!

[MIELDAPES]

nice tittle !

[PyrekAndKartofel]

how shit

[eddie23a]

@PyrekAndKartofel another satisfied customer

[Greenjah81]

serious!!!!!!!!!

[Jonatoan]

hahaha what an awsome machine !

[EJFRANCOIS222]

i want 7mins of my life back.

[eddie23a]

@EJFRANCOIS222 I'm guessing you didn't like it, but you still watched the whole 7 minutes? Sorry no refunds

[SLAYERLEGEND13]

what is it? i think its cool as hell! great video. the only flaw is the name >.<

[Roberthenryii]

eventually you won me over

[TheHornet79]

The claps at the intro reminds me of the Gunshots in GTA: San Andreas.

[LIGHTRONIX]

I just finished bending a "one man jam" toy guitar very similar to this. epic sauce.

[thatGUYbehindthemask]

die in a fire. you fucking suck. this was abslutely horrible. i hope you die.

[eddie23a]

@thatGUYbehindthemask nice! and the best hater comment award goes to.........

well at least you're good at something eh?

[circuitben]

@eddie23a I just listened to this guys music, there's a reason he wears a mask.

I think this may have been too "urban" for him. :)

[AcipitruminsulA]

@thatGUYbehindthemask

You are a miserable man!

[Woozygulag]

@thatGUYbehindthemask

You appear to have missed the point, this was probably intended to antagonize people like yourself who's entire understanding of music makery comes from making shit tracks from pre-loaded samples on FL studio.

[3eneboy]

WOW!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!

[zerotheking1993]

It sounds like a helicopter...

Fucking great xDxDxDxDxD

[JoaoCarstens]

HOLY CRAP I WANT ONE OF THESE FOR MEEEE, MAAAAAAN

[iamplagues]

best thing ever!

[gibsonlover123]

dude this was the shit...noise bands must be after you and this keytar

[paulhunt11]

Seriously man, how much would you sell that off for? Also, when you turn it to the mode that has the actual notes, are they in C? Or are they just random pitches? Cheers and awesome instrument bro.

[NadadorRojo]

Zappa would be proud *_*

[xlr8442]

if i had one of thoes, my mom would kill me with the hours id be playing it.............

[GnSKamyu]

X.X what a shit!!! X.X

[wudsiba]

I love that thing...

[iop223]

sounds like eruption by eddie van halen

[theBLC420]

all these people are just jealous dude. i would entertain myself for hours if i found that thing.

[eddie23a]

thanks :)

all these people have no sense of humour

[theBLC420]

they're bitter because they have no talent and have to make fun of people with talent on youtube

[zygomatic001]

Out-fucking-standing!

[ElAullidoDeLaNada]

¬¬'

[niqotin2]

this is music ? ... you are kokot ? ... I think its holy fucking kokotina !!!

[niqotin2]

Holly shit, holly fuck maaaan, What is this ? ...its holy fucking sound, its shit !!!! to co je za teplu kokotinu ? to co za chuja vymyslelo ? co ti jebe ? sak to je jaka kokocina do matky pici ? ....sak to pri porode take zvuky nesu dopici... ti jebe na hlavu ty kokot hlupy ? kokoce ? za toto si vyhodil prachy ? ti kokot stoji ty jebo ?!!!!

[eddie23a]

so many questions! Unfortunately Google couldn't translate your Slovak very well so I am unable to answer them.

[Tycahal1991]

briliant man :D

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

Wow, that thing makes the coolest noises! Merzbow would be proud.

[derkman127]

Sounds like shit, just some buzzing toy and no melody at all

[eddie23a]

how very observant of you LOL

[youroptionsaremusic]

@eddie23a Don't listen to ANY comment dorkman127 (derkman127) posts on a circuit bending/experimental music video. He only will listen to his crappy indie music #LOL :P

[killysmurf]

@derkman127

LMAO

[NuclearLullaby]

I could see where if you used the right effects & got rid of whatever that sound is at the start of this,you have something pretty cool! Not the worst bent thing I've heard,but not the best ether!

[thomizz]

real guitars are for pussys? fuck you.

[eddie23a]

LOL

ever heard of irony?

[ScandalB52]

guitars are so typical that's why

[DeanoPiano]

I looked kinda cool at first then it was just followed by tons of stupid pointless noises.. its hard to make my mind up about this piece of kit, its like the best worst musical toy you could find that can give you pretty decent noise and effects, I would sooner go for the New Roland A-X Synth

[eddie23a]

LOL, I think that's the nearest I've had to a review.

However the Roland AX costs £809, I found this in a skip and spent £5 on components and a tin of spray paint.

[DeanoPiano]

Yeah ha ha true what ever makes you happy that's what I say :) I would sooner perform with an AX but I like what you have achieved with this, do you think you could do the same with the Guitar Hero Guitar? laters pal

[JazStingrayMan]

@eddie23a Not only that, the the Roland AX is no-where near as awesome ;)

[Kamisamadesu1]

Gives an entirely unique definition to the term, "random noise."

[anatoliy]

This looks like a circuit bender's dream, bravo.

[SoaD099]

gay

[ElektroPunc]

haha who needs real guitars anyways?

Great stuff!!

[lacha26]

fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!! fuck!! more fuck!!! :S :@ asco de musica!

[keokidnick]

nooo your a pussi!

[eddie23a]

thanks, you spell it pussy not pussi

[j4ckdotcom]

nice

[vomiol]

did you use a 555 for the LFO that i think i'm seeing? and is the guitar going through a delay or did you build an echo circuit into the body of the guitar? thanks!

[kingleon1616]

cool but im afended.......

[HaiiroXE]

Man. It's like I died and went to heaven, only God realized it wasn't my time so he sent me back and showed me this youtube video....

AWESOME!

[jakewejee]

sick. good job.

[bloodandheadlines]

Oh, and what's up with the negativity here, don't you idiots understand that this is a circuit bent (cheap ass) KIDS TOY? Most of the switches and knobs on it were put there eddie23a, who "hacked" the circuit board.

[bloodandheadlines]

Holy crap this is awesome! I just snagged this exact same toy from a Goodwill for circuit bending (my first attempt), but every time I try to do anything (experiment with making 2 connections) the damn thing shuts off and I have to wait a couple seconds before it comes back. :(

Did you have the same problem, eddie23a? I'd absolutely love it if you'd be willing to send me pictures of what you did inside (although I would understand if you were reluctant).

[SuperSonicSkater]

this is fucking stupid. put the toy away. learn to play a real instrument at least. doesnt have to be guitar, if that's for "pussies". You absolute dick.

[eddie23a]

:) thanks for the advice, I can already play several "real" instruments thanks, try getting yourself a sense of humour and look up the word "irony" in a dictionary whilst you're at it, have a nice day.

[SuperSonicSkater]

Lol, this'll sound stupid, but i didn't actually post ^ previous comment, I am deeply sorry for the abuse. I had some mates around and they were screwing around on my laptop, on youtube (obviously mine). If it's any consolation, none of them have any musical talent at all! So it is very amusing that they said such a thing. Haha. I play bass and piano myself, and i watched this just now and thought it wa hillarious, so there we are. I hope that is case resolved and dismissed :)

[eddie23a]

ha ha, no worries mate. I wasn't offended, I've had a few negative comments on this video which is not surprising since I gave it a deliberately provocative title :) I can't help myself responding sarcasticly.

[MrAustinJohnson]

That was really cool, actually.

[nickvisstick]

Ok, this was really weird, but awesome, and weird.

[samjonathanjowett]

SICKNESS.

[jensregler]

really nice bro. keep it up you on the right track FORREAL!!!

[Drew051]

You sir, I beleif has enough skill, move on to level 5.

[AaricMychal]

that keytar is sick, looking into doing a guitar or keytar myself. i actually just did my first bend, theres a video on my page. come check it out.

[SuperMelon1]

Amazing

[jordee111]

that keytar is a beast!

crazy stuff man (in a good way)

[johnlovesdrums]

thats cool

[q01011000p]

What a load of rubbish!!

But it still made my day, lol.

Great job on the mods.

[donCorleon08]

hey man have you other guitar for buying ???

thx

[spyrolivia]

That keytar is fucking AMAZING. CHRIST, I want one like that, that's so cool. I want to get a keytar so bad, but the price range is ridiculous. Wish they still made them. Sounds like the effects they use in Daft Punk songs and shit like that.

[Settesh]

Roland recently released the AX-Synth keytar. You might want to look into that, though it is really expensive.

[TotalNekro]

Reminds me of a psychosis I had recently.

[dustin11]

i crawl the goodwills and pawnshops every week, but i haven't ever found anything as cool as the keytar you've bent. the noise was great.

[armyofmeisbliss]

man, i love this.

you are a hero.

the really noisy parts got me hooked!

[eddie23a]

ha ha thanks!

nice to have a compliment for a change :)

[RobotTickleFight]

\m/

[slimboysimong]

You Are a Pussy

[eddie23a]

thanks, you have no sense of humour or irony

[Arthriticprince]

Well there goes 45 seconds of my life that I'll never get back. By the way, a keytar is an instrument. This thing is just a noisy toy!

[eddie23a]

only 45 seconds? you missed the best bit :)

[alexstrote]

It actually seems as if its more of a sampler...

[Mysterio897]

reminds me of tom morello very nice bend good job keep it up ;)

[aghily]

hendrix would be proud

[Arthriticprince]

you mean disappointed in the video and ashamed of the comparison.

[Electromanifestation]

eddie23a, do you happen to know what model that is?

[eddie23a]

wasn't branded, just a cheap plastic toy, the sort of thing you get in a £1 shop

[igneousphantom]

brilliant, I want one now. Kinda makes me want to run down to goodwill and see if they have any toy guitars.

[angelduran]

haha sounds more like a destruction vst.

it could be nice for some wicked electro :)

[Jaybeat2k6]

God why are you guys taking this video seriously? The guy's just having some fun, for crying out loud.. -.-

There ARE some real Keytar players out there, and to be honest, it's pretty obvious that the real guitar takes more skill than a keytar, as there are more noted to be played with a real guitar, but playing a Keytar can be just as much fun if you're just starting out, so stop taking this video so seriously, and just have some fun! ^^

[BrandNewBriefcase]

you can't really compare a keytar to a real guitar, keytars are basically just small, light keyboards with the guitar like distortion, and are mostly used as synthesizers, not actual guitars.

[dillweed44]

Quite cool piece of kit, can I buy one? Or is it not that hard to make?

[DIALaMUSICIAN]

oh my god... where do i get one of those? that thing is the future!!!!!! thats the next rite of spring honestly...

[jheyjhey13]

no real guitar needs more skill...

[eddie23a]

LOL

anyone around here know what irony is?

there's alot of people taking this video way too seriously.

[The667plague]

yes!!!!!!!! thank you!!!!!!!!!!! all this fag did was push buttons and make white noise.

[eddie23a]

very observant of you LOL

curious to know why if you hate it so much why you keep wasting your time coming back to coment on it?

Shouldn't you be practicing your guitar, or maybe you're secretly jealous ?

[h0lx]

Dont make me break out my all-guitarists-do-is-pluck-str­ings argument. :D

Really nice bend btw, been looking for these kinds of toys for a while now.

[teknoboy18]

lets hear this argument.

[sallyhossack]

come on kids he's just playin about

new sounds init !!!

live a little

really cant be compared to guitar playing as such.

calm down - love the rants here though :)

[MEX0688]

aol dial-up has finally crashed

[ingej32]

FAKE guitars are for pussies. BUT that's cool!

[jf4really]

i think my computer broke...

it sounds like a Busted up car and a dying computer having sex, while skydiving lmao

[The667plague]

oh yes only "pussies" who put precious time in to learning a REAL in strument should just die. those awesomely cool fags *cough* who can push button and tun knobs are the shit. your just some lazy geek who can get a button to make noises for you. all that is is white noise and annoying beeps. thats' not even music. i thought for a second my computer switched back to dial up and was loading the internet. fuck you.

[eddie23a]

no sense of humour then ?

[The667plague]

humor? is this supposed to be a funny video? if it is then you suck at "music" and comedy too.

[neandrewthal]

Your shipment of FAIL has arrived.