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  • My childhood i loved this programme

  • He hasn't changed a bit, he's had a fantastic career

  • posh paws, almost swap shop backwards, did,nt realise till recently.

  • Swap Shop - Didn't this just pre-program a generation for eBay and FreeCycle? :o)

  • Swap Shop was shite.

  • Stewpot's Junior Choice went out the window when this started in '76. A brilliant Saturday morning show, never bettered.

  • Tiswas always had more 2 tone bands, though I did like Swap Shop for the first couple of years.

  • I was on the first show speaking to Tom Baker on the phone!

  • @rockwellmediadundee This one? Search Youtube for this vid...

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  • great memories, kids now don,t have the attention span for a show like this.

  • swap shop followed by grandstand absolutely fantastic my god my childhood was awseome veen though we had nothing compared to todays kids

  • I used to watch this show every Saturday morning. Makes me feel old now. I'm only 44!!!

  • Can you imagine a Saturday morning kids show starting with something in the newspaper now?

  • ahhhhh what fantastic memories!!..loved this show and the late late breakfast show both had funky theme tunes so retro thanks for posting this

  • i loved it back in the day

  • Ebay was a bit shit back in the day

  • 01 811 8055 ha,ha shure that was the fucking contact number for the programme !!!!!

  • I wonder if posh-paws is still around, gathering dust in the bbc basement along with Arnold the dog....woof, woof!

  • prefered TisWas. miles better show and ya didnt have to put up with a twat like noel edmonds who is still annoying our screens today with a dumb show on channel 4. i wudnt say no to his millions tho lol.

  • @MrDjc1970 You had Chris Tarrent instead, not much of a difference..it twatishness.... But I flipped channels.

  • Remember on FA Cup Final day....It was "Cup Final Swap Shop" followed by "Cup Final Grandstand"...They were the days!

  • Tiswas came very late to the Yorkshire TV region. We had the choice of Swap Shop or some local nonsense produced by Yorkshire TV.

  • I would like to swap a Boeing 747 for an Airbus A380, Noel

  • After weeks of trying to get through on the phone,I finally managed it chatting to Noel and guest of the day Tony Blackburn.My name came up at the bottom of the screen,it made my day.At school on monday morning told everyone but they were watching Tiswas......totally pissed off for the rest of the day !!!! lol.

  • 'Hello Kids. Just reading the morning papers' - zzzzzzz

  • thats a strange phonenumber im sure it was 01 811 8055 , not 01 288 8055

  • i keep ringing to swap my hornby train set for a singned photo of magie philpin but no one answers the phone

    has the the show been axed

  • Tiswas for ever !! swap shop was for blue peter watchers

  • There is a memory in my head with this music being played, and it mustve been a saturday, as i was with my dad and i would only see him on saturdays, but there was a special either in 1976 or 1977, but there were men and women dancing to this, and then a split screen, and it looked like the men were wearing skirts, i could see keith chegwin was there too, it must've been in an evening though, i did think it was all star record breakers, but i looked at the airdates and they were all week days!

  • @Loverboy19691 Are you thinking of Seaside Special?

  • Woah hang on - what's that 288 in the phone number ?

    As I recall, it was 01-811-8055 !

  • @slider2732 I remember the 811 number too, though considering my age at the time it's fair to consider that I didn't remember everything :)

  • @slider2732 This must be a very early show, they changed the number latter on. This must be from around 1976 - 77 when it started.

  • BARNEY? two words for you you purple paedosaurus rex COPY + RIGHT!

  • Never watched it I was always watching TISWAS!! Nice intro.

  • Tiswas was to Swap Shop, as Magpie was to Blue Peter.

    You generally watched one rather than the other.

    Although, I used to watch both. (Swap Shop and Tiswas, that is.) If there was a bit that wasn't as interesting, I'd switch over to see what was going on, on the other side.

  • Noel Edmunds is a twat and always will be

  • @mkbuddy Fuck you Noel Edmonds hater. Also, learn how to spell properly.

  • brown sauce - i wanna be a winner

  • Well I'm a 90s kid

    I grew up on Live and Kicking (BBC) and SMTV (ITV)

    they where just as epic and brilliant as each other

    but looking back nearly 12 years ago

    Live and Kicking was better

    bit like an 70s kid looking at Swap Shop and Tiswas

  • get up 830, cornflakes in front of telly, sit and watch swap shop for 3 hours no channel hopping. then bowl of soup , play footie on field all afternoon, then home for wrestling and final score....was it better back then.

  • Actually I thought Swap Shop was great, they always had some good items on it. Tiswas was good, I watched it sometimes, but it seemed to be the same every week. There was always something different on Swap Shop.

  • Does anyone not remember that Tiswas started and hour later than Swap Shop? Tiswas started at 10.30. so you could watch an hour of 'swap 'Shop then change over to watch Tiswas at 10.30. What could be better?

  • @Feisty1967 Turning on Swap Shop and sticking with Swap Shop until Grandstand came on.

  • @flares Sod that tiswas ruled and anyone that disagrees will get a visit from the phantom flan flinger.

  • @flares I so hated Grandstand :( lol

  • @flares Correct! :-D

  • @Feisty1967

    no swap shop at all would have been better.

  • Never forget the telephone number 01 811 8055.

  • @midscully yes and they always said it like "O - one, eight double one, eight O five five" (never "double five" for some reason)

  • Used to hate this always used to get some stupid kid wanting to swap an action man for half of Hamlys.

  • "I've just spotted a rather interesting story in the newspaper. I'll read it out to you later."

    Gripping, Noel.

  • I liked them both as well. Think I stayed with TISWAS more than swap shop, but Tiswas came later than Swap Shop.

  • i want to swap my grifter bike for a train set omg

  • i liked them both!

  • I loved Swap Shop...had no time for Tiswas at all...I thought that was BORING tbh

  • love this on saturday mornings the kids programs are crap now

  • Couldn't stand Swap Shop, used to turn over when it came on.

  • The show that debuted Noel Edmonds and that daft twat Keith Chegwin!

  • I'm still waiting to get through to swap my action man for Maggie !

  • I enjoyed Swap Shop when it started and used to watch it every week but I switched to Tiswas in 1979 and that was it! Far more entertaining and better suited to my demographic. I do wish we had something like these two iconic shows nowadays as Saturday morning TV now is not worth switching the TV on for.

  • posh paws

  • My sister was about thirteen when this first came out and she used to regularly watch newsnight. She was allowed to stay up late for it. So that puts the tiswas/swapshop quality debate in some perspective.

  • I preferred this opening theme to the later one, I remember at the time we only had one tv and if my parents got to the tv first, swap shop always came on,......at the time I remeber liking Tiswas, tiswas always had more cartoons, lol

  • I don't really remember Swap Shop as it was slightly before my time (was born in 1978 here) However I do remember Saturday Superstore that followed this.

  • Igor (or eegor) ruled !!

  • dukeofpearl....no mate, you're wrong, Noel Gallagher nicked the Cigarettes and Alcohol riff from T.Rex's "Get It On"...

  • so this is where noel gallagher stole the intro to cigarrettes and alcohol from!

  • This show was GREAT! I remember I used to lie in bed watching it as it was usually cold outside with it being shown during the winter. BBC1 on Saturdays in that era was FANTASTIC!

  • it certainly was.

  • @MrBlueSky1978

    you must have been in a very posh house to watch that in bed (own tv in bedroom). Unusually lucky fella. (jealous)! x

  • @sussexpenguin

    Well it was only a 14" black and white portable with wood finish seventies style! lol The house was just a normal suburban house really. I remember you could literally watch BBC1 in the late 70's on Saturdays from 9.30am till Parkinson finished at midnight and be thoroughly entertained throughout. A golden age of television imo...

  • Tiswas Rules lol

  • Thanks for this! it's great just to see this clip again, but this show ruined Saturday mornings for me. We had great cartoons and movies before Swap Shop, and we really didn't need to listen to Noel Edmonds for three hours! A funny thing too, was, that our landline number started with 811, and we would get bombarded with people who thought they had reached Noel Edmonds! lol

  • SWAP SHOP was seen by more people, tiswas wasnt seen by most of the country until about 1979.

  • The great divide, im a magpie/ tiswas person this vid is for enemy blue peter/ swapshop people, you are still being watched

  • That's so true!! You're the enemy!!

  • Damn right.

    Tiswas was the Monty Python of kids Saturday morning TV.

    Swap Shop was the Terry and June.

    What's more fun - throwing pies, the dying fly and Sally James' huge top set.. or some nonce trying to swap his Buckaroo for a Space Hopper and Noel Edmonds' highly questionable little beard?

  • @AKAKArnott HAHA spot on mate

  • @AKAKArnott Ohh you lucky sod are you in thailand, i will be there in 4 weeks and 3 days, not like im counting though lol

  • I know - I've lived here on and off for about 5 years now and yes it is as good as it sounds and no you don't get bored with it even after 5 years.

    4 weeks, two days and 21 hours to go....

  • Hah yes I totally agree the phantom flan flinger was way better viewing than this tosh and even better than the knowles house party dingly dell crap he came out with later. I do remember this show cant say I liked it though i was more into the tiswas

  • Ha ha .. yeah the dingly dell . What was the deal with that ??

  • @AKAKArnott it would be interesting to have a survey of people who were kids in those days and find out what the Swap Shop kids ended up doing as adults compared to the Tiswas kids who just watched custard pies and Lenny Henry fooling about. I have the feeling the Tiswas kids were probably those who messed about at school too.

  • Apparently, Noel had to get up at 4am to do this. Then off to presenting several hours of live telly with guests and phone-ins, a very basic script (mostly improvised), no rehearsal and yet somehow manage to hold it all together. I can't imagine having to do that even once, let alone on a weekly basis. I bet he went straight back to bed afterwards. He must have been bloody knackered.

  • Good post. I can't imagine doing it either. Improvising an entire show like that must have been stressful yet he made it look so easy. What a shame they don't have entertainment like this for Children on a Saturday morning any more :-(

  • I used to love this; I collected duckies too (I still do!) I liked Noel but thought Cheggers and Maggie were really annoying. The town where I used to live, I heard someone spread a rumour that Cheggers was coming to a local playing field that Saturday, and hundreds of idiots showed up LOL

  • I used to love that show, it's so nostalgic watching snippets of it here today on the internet.

    Brings me right back.

  • Very strange opening line from Edmonds, conisdering it was meant to be a kids show. "....I'll come back to that paper shortly because it has quite an interesting story in it".....

    You'd think the target audience were aged about 35.

  • @StanPomeray no it's just that these days adults are treated as if they're ten year olds :) Children were treated as intelligent people and not patronised.

  • @doubledeckers Hmmm. Well, 10 year olds ARE 10 year olds, oddly enough. When Swap Shop started I was 11, and a comment like that from Edmonds would have made me switch over. Come to think of it, a comment from Edmonds like that NOW would make me switch over. Anyway.......get on board or whatever.

  • "Although Swap Shop did give us Cheggars"

    You say that as if it's a good thing.

    You say Swap Shop was for boring people but I could say Tiswas was just for people with a 5 second attention span.

  • Keith Chegwins a great bloke and he's done some good, entertaining TV over the years.

    As for my attention span, I did have something to say about that, but I forgot what it was.

  • @flares

    Keith Cheggwin is a great man. And his positivity and cheerful outlook have carried him through some dark and difficult times in his life.

  • @boydegg

    Swap shop showed music videos and had bands on being interviewed.Come on Tiswas was shit, just crappy Lenny Henry sketches and pie throwing. People who bang on about Tiswas today are the kind of people who wear Simpsons socks to work and think they are hilarious.

  • So everyone was watching Tiswas. The theme was nicked from T Rex. Why didn't you just say I HATE SWAP SHOP.

  • @boydegg TISWAS was a lot shitter than you remember.

  • @CraigG1960 A lot of things weren't as good as we remember - like Doctor Who. To an 8 year old, those monsters could be terrifying. To a 40 year old, they're laughable. But I have such fond memories of Doctor Who. Same for Tiswas ... I wouldn't enjoy it so much now, but back then it was the best thing on TV.

  • One of the many annoying things about Noel Edmonds is that he was the presenter of Swap Shop and was scornful of Tiswas because of their use of buckets of water, custard pies and general gunk. The scorn came from the fact that Tiswas stole Edmonds's glory really. A few years later and Edmonds became Mr Gunk himself on the Late Late Brealfast Show and the other versions later. Do not go bungee jumping with this man.

  • Ah... Ebay in 1977 :)

  • i am headbanging to this

  • TISWAS was on the other side. Who cares what Edmonds was doing.

  • Yep, our house was in the Tiswas camp too. Swap Shop was for poshies :)

  • Don't the girls on the phones look like Crimewatch?? They should bring back Swap 'Shop' so if you see anything being swapped that's been stolen from you, you can fone the girls and they'll put you straight through to the police :-)

  • Brilliant!

  • They don't make them like they used to anymore because people are going to Cable TV

  • Mike Batt wrote this theme

  • Ohh, that was that show where you could swap toys with other children. We never had something like that in Germany.

  • I say, he sounds RATHER different then than he does now

  • God.I forgot how old this is,i watched this every saturday morning when you listen to noel speak does he sound posh compared to what he sounds like now,or is it just my ears.

  • No it's not just your ears. Britain was far more class bound 30 years ago. Also reflected by the fact that Tiswas, the 'rival' on ITV was considered more 'working class' than Swapshop. Ditto Blue Peter v Magpie

  • I understand what you mean, but i was an anomaly.. I'm 40 now, as a teen living in a working class neighborhood etc i was slowly developing speech patterns picked up from children's TV shows, almost every presenter or person was 'posh' sounding so my accent became posh, which was a nightmare for me later on living where i did "why u speak so posh mate?" "oooh leave meee aloooone...." the posh-voiced was hounded, i should of moved, but i was only a kid...so i burnt stuff instead :)

  • absoloutley spot on mate my mum wouldnt encourage tiswas watching it was like going to the darkside and yep its TV but there realy was an unspoken class issue with switching channels in the 70s and very early eighties.honest to god it was a strange time.

  • dear noel can i swap my wife for beyonce or rhianna, rsvp(if she reads this im dead)

  • Tiswas

    ATVLand

    Birmingham

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  • I don't know why BBC or ITV in the '70s never recruited Dolphin Productions (New York) or Image West (Los Angeles) to do animated opens. It would've been a MILLION times better than having the networks doing them in-house!

  • ..because they probably knew a few years later the kids would be poisoned enough by cheap animated shit from the US (Hanna-Barbera excluded).

    There's nothing wrong with this intro. So back off - the US has caused enough damage already to tv (and our kids).

  • Well, Dolphin's and Image West's clientele included various broadcasters from around the world. Look at their videos on YouTube and you'll see what I mean.

    Then again, BBC/ITV at the time ensured that ALL of their IDs and show opens must be been done in-house instead of the States.

  • Oh, the kind of animation Dolphin/Image West did in the '70s to early '80s was "scanimation". It was the most popular kind of computer animation until CGI took over.

  • I've looked at the Dolphin stuff and it looks rather drab. This was funky, edgy, exciting. It made it look as though things were happening all over the place. The music added to the excitement. I know, because I used to watch it every week and would be excited by the theme song. I never felt that anything was lacking from the credits at the start, although I think at the other end it tended to just peter out.

  • I do believe that theme tune was one of the first vinyl singles I ever bought.... God forgive me!

  • Thot it was gonna burst into "rock n roll star" by oasis there

  • 01 811 8055

    Marvellous!

  • i feel old im now 39

  • 01 (if your outside london) 811 8055. lol. bbc televison centre, wood lane, london w12 8 qt. omg etched on my brain since i was 5

  • Oh my god. Me too. I'll never forget that phone number and address, as long as I'll live.

  • omg! awesome memories.

  • headphone355-it was shown on BBC 1

    on saturday mornings i know cos i never

    missed it!!!!!

  • What channels aired this show?

  • Aah, brings back memories of watching for an hour then switching over when Tiswas started.

  • Yeah, the BBC were always nauseating, and even more so now with their PC bullshit everywhere.

  • i found a rather intresting story

  • Those were the good old days of TV. Makes me feel old! Ha ha

  • Omg...fantastic..haven't heard that tune since the 80's.Used to love the show.

  • Always prefered this tune to the later one!

  • I agree. It has a Bolan-esque feel to it

  • oh my god, i'm an old bastard now !!! :-(

  • Wow now That brought back some childhood memories!! Cool.

  • im a rock and roll starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • I still have that bloody phone number etched into my subconscious.

  • Notice the number on the desk is different to the famous 01-811-8055. The 01-288-8055 was used for the first series.

  • I bet no one can remember where the very first episode sent Cheggers out to do his "on the road" thing.

  • Opening riff have a very clear T-Tex 'Get it On' influence...anyone else notice how Swap Shop (and Blue Peter) were clearly aimed at the Home Counties, parents-vote-Tory, Enid Blyton-reading kids from private schools? Tiswas (and Magpie) was for the comprehensive-educated, Old Labourite kids from the Council estates?

  • I don't think it's as simple as that...Because we still watched these shows even though we were slightly alienated by them. And, Tiswas had a crassness which was a turn-off. I guess your analysis left out the provincial lower middle class/ aspirational working class who are squeezed and despised by both sides of the class settlement. The strangest element of swap shop was the swapping bit- these spoilt kids who were bored with their scaletrix-little shits!

  • what about the lib dem kids with a catholic mum and a jewish dad from macclesfield?

  • Anyone remember the Mat Bianco interview when some guy called up and said 'Matt Bianco your a bunch of wan*ers' They just sat ther pi**ing themselves, noel's face!

  • Think that was on Saturday Superstore.

  • LOL fuckin hell lol memories

  • i remember when the MCSW gave out saftey tips on how to ride a skateboard safley.one of the tips was to get your dad to jump on it to see if it would hold 'your' weight.my dad jumped on mine and it flew out sideways from underneath him.dad nearley broke his neck,but me and the kids cried with laughter as he hobbled away muttering "bloody things are dangerous"! thanks for posting.

  • Kids now would prefer to sit in on a summers day and play on ther console in summer time rather than go out and play in the sun with ther friends! I dont undrstnad it.

  • what fantastic memories,getting up on a sat morning to watch noel,thay so were the days !!!

  • anybody want to swap my scalextric for a ps3

  • I definitely remember this, excellent programme, I remember watching this, when I was growing up, I think it was shown on Saturday mornings If I remember correctly.

  • AARGH we'll never know what the story was! lol! Oh happy days.

  • much better than ebay, and no postage costs! LOL

  • I remember watching this as a kid. thanks for the video. I guess this was the predxessor to e-bay?

  • Noel's accent is a lot more affected than it is now. BBC English.

  • Sally James and the phantom flanflinger or Noel Tidybeard and Posh paws,, hmmm! lets think.

  • Its very clear which one you watched:-

    1.Swap Shop-Watched by middle class,semi-gay,cricket loving,home county,sons and daughters of accountants.Lawyers etc

    2.Tiswas-working class,gay hating,football loving.Northeners and midlanders,sons and daughters of miners,engineers and hard grafters etc

    Personally i preferred the "Open University"on BBC2

  • swap shop i mean

  • hated tiswas. swap swap was great

  • What this show needed was some gunge and some dodgy off colour comedians.

  • Fluffy toys? Twee BBC garbage.

  • Putting it in football terms:-

    Swap Shop 3 v Tiswas 1 -- Home win.

    and a late resultfrom Broadcasting House

    Blue Peter 2 v Magpie 0

  • it was Tiswas for me too.

    atvmidlands uk

  • Wow Look at Noel & company from back then! What a lot of memories that brought back.

    Lynn-Marie

  • It was Tiswas for me

  • fantastic blast from the past

  • The best bit was when they named the dinosaur Posh Paws. Very clever.

  • Not EXAAAAACTLY swap shop backwards though is it mmmMMMM??

  • Tiswas any day. As a 7 year old watching it I felt a strange feeling for Sally James wearing some leather boots. Quite an awakening for a snotty kid!

    When Tiswas finished I played football for the cubs, freezing cold, touched the ball about 4 times in 90 mins....wished Sally was back!!!

  • Watched Tiswas and Swap Shop. Swap Shop was better. People claimed to like Tiswas because it made them feel all grown up. I mean, come on, throwing custard pies and buckets of water at people is supposed to be entertainment or funny? A century ago maybe.

  • never watched this. Swap Shop was for the kids thats parents wouldnt let them watch Tiswas!

  • What tosh! Swap Shop was for kids who were too sophisticated for Tiswas and all those kids screaming and throwing custard pies at each other.

  • Ashworth, I bet you watched it with the rest of your House chums at Eton or Harrow or wherever whilst eating your tuck in a couple of stolen hours away from the older bully boy Flashmans!! Fag Fag!! Wot Wot old boy!! LOL Posh Paws!!!

  • So true - swap shop was tin tin to Tiswas' asterix

  • If you were a poor sod like me who grew up in the Tyne Tees region you didn't have any choice but to watch Swap Shop as TTTV refused to show Tiswas, putting on their own regional kids show instead (guff it was too!). TTTV finally relented in the autumn of 1981 and showed Tiswas and guess what? ATV lost its franchise and Tiswas came to an end in March 1982 - ironically on the same day that Swap Shop ended!

  • yes the basil brush version is an insult to the original that was successful because of the hard work by the heads of childrens tv in the 1970s