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  • fuckin pwnage

    

  • pretty sure there was a sign that said "free samples"

  • wow fake

  • @malayawhendreamsfly yeah after the debate a re-watched this, and it does look pretty fake

  • Damn it! THAT WHERE ALL MY FISH GO! 

  • as big as sperm whales are, would all the effort by worth it for those two "morsels"?

  • @MidwesternWhisper

    If there was an almond already shelled sitting in the open would you ignore it because there are more almonds in a tree nearby? (That you have to climb the tree and crack the shell for)

    I suspect you would probably both eat the available almond and then go climb the tree. :)

  • @gotohell114 if you're allergic to nuts then you're fucked

  • @Vahkahron As long as I am not getting fucked by a whale...

  • @gotohell114 whale dicks are huge man

  • @gotohell114 Anything is possible, but sperm whales are voracious hunters and this would not be a regular part of their hunter instinct and imo not worth the energy expended.

  • @MidwesternWhisper thats like asking why when the hershey's kiss is so small compared to you do you eat it....they get the fish cuz they wanna...

  • I got one of them bastards in my pond.

  • this looks like someone doing a puppet show lol

  • But... Will It Blend!

  • Who came up with the name "Sperm Whale"? Like wtf?

  • @SWEJessicaMahlberg

    They named sperm whale because it contains slimy oils in it's head, which is kind of like sperm.

  • Thanks for the info. Now I know how to catch a Sperm Whale. Gonna tie it to my refrigerator. ;)

  • fake, its a fat guy holding a saw.

  • @lucius215 acually its not fake dumbass

  • @jherr94 Wow ur right,. its a real spermy, Im sorry. didnt have my glasses on. Thanks for Calling me dumbass. means a lot from a guy Who seriously Thinks someone sees a Fat guy and a saw in there.

  • @lucius215 both your comments made me laugh.

  • @CChissel thanks for telling me that. that guy's comment made me think i lost it you know :)

  • @lucius215 you did lose it gay ass homo HEEE YUUKK!!!!

  • @jherr94 Thanks for your profound input on this matter. i think we all got a little smarter reading your amazing words of wisdom.

  • @lucius215 yes,yes i do have wisdom oh and let me guess you are not a human you are a......SQUIRREL!!!

  • @jherr94 THE INSULT!

    Im a Chipmunk thank you very much.

  • @lucius215 no your a stoplight loosejaw

  • @lucius215 look it up unless your smart

  • @jherr94 im an Airplane, and if you dont believe me, you can get off right here.

  • @lucius215 no thanks i'd rather puke on your seats

  • @jherr94 At least try and reach for the barfbags dude.

  • @lucius215 pssshhhaaawww i don't need barfbags i have your seats

  • @lucius215 remember me douche-bag HAHAHAAA!!

  • @jherr94 lol ye, tho i wish i didnt u Whale-cum-covered Douche :) LOLz, whatsup :)

  • @lucius215 lol nothin u cock sucka lol

  • @jherr94 Nothing huh, :) at least my morning wood is up, u Sloppy spaghetti Dick havin'ass motherfugger lawl

  • @lucius215 well that be good ya dog eating slime eel of a homo sapian

  • @jherr94 yes my son?

  • @lucius215 me, son? you wish haha!!!

  • @jherr94 just talk to ur mom My boy, shell tell ya aaaaaaalll about it :)

  • @lucius215 dumbass my dad is sleepin on the couch and your dick is probably up YOUR moms ass

  • @jherr94 wow Awesome comeback, what are you 12? No need to tell me your whole lifestory fattyPoopz, Your mom and i decided it would be best for everyone if I didnt stay around. Me being famous and Awesome and all..it Would make things to Complicated for me..its not that i dont care about you, its just that i dont give a shit. so we hired the man you call your Father for tree Fiddy a yearnto play house with you and ur Mom, (How is she btw?) and i wanted to call you Dicksneeze, is that ur name?

  • @lucius215 no and if you are my father muthafucka then you would know my name but do you? no so go fuck yourself you scam artist

  • @jherr94 Its Johhny, but like i said, we wanted to Call you Dillweed Mc Dickensneeze..

    And a scammer is After something right? well, Not me. Im just Bored and calling you names amuses me.

    so, see ya Son. tell ur mom i said hi. Did she lose that weight? i mean i loved her and all, but she was heavy. to say the least. hell, Once i was Kissing her somewhere i wont mention on the internet , But i couldnt hear the Fucking Phone ring anymore :)

  • @lucius215 who the hell are you?

  • @lucius215 who the hell are you? are you a stalker?

  • no man, :) just someone who uses common sence,

    Dont worry tho, lets Knock it off huh, been going on too long now, the funny has left the building. like a month ago :P

  • @lucius215 ok fine

  • @lucius215 That would be spelled "sense". What you are doing is a combination of "sense" and "since". "The More You Know".

  • @nosam90 Thanks man, your right. i stand corrected!

  • BACCCCCOOOOOON! I have no thumbs.

  • @FlamerTamer1 ME NEITHER

    YEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWW!!!

  • Hahahah... He said sperm :)

  • @konradrundqvist85 sperm??? WHERE?!?!

  • this video scares me.

  • @BloodyPooProductions Sperm whales are generally quite terrifying, but totally freakin' awesome.

  • what the point of a long line?

  • @dizzyarcher01 to get tons of fish

  • da mucha impresion... viva barcelona

  • its gonna rob a bank next

  • hahahah he said sperm

  • .... What a Dick!.... lol

  • i reckon that whale is in the river mersey

  • That footage is crazy!!!

  • That's so beautiful how these animals are so intelligent. ALL animals are greater than human beings... seriously. We suck at life too much.

  • @ SunnyDB1TCH

    LOL.... you crazy stupid bitch (your name fits you perfectly; who the fuck calls themselves SunnyDB1TCH with the number one replacing the "i"? WTF)

    Get the fuck out, you animal. AHA.

  • @dearestkela

    you shouldn't bash the human race so much, we are much smarter (or at least advanced faster) than most other animals

    we were able to make civilizations like we have now, not only that, using everyday tools is a way of showing how smart we are, there are some animals that instead of using tools to their advantage, use their own strenght to survive

    this is a stupid theory of mine, so i'm okay if you correct it in any way

  • @Tooopper Sooo if we have the technology to make a H-Bomb does that mean we should use it. If we make a planet destroying gun does that mean we should use it. You talk about animals surviving off of strength. what do you think the wars were? Who had more power and people. nothing about Smarts. What do you think the war of today is? Oil. Wheres the oil that we went over there for? OH in the Gulf. How smart was that war now? So if you think we are more supirior then animals yes. but smart no.

  • @Bitchesgivehigh5s

    thank you

    unlike many jackasses, i can accept when facts are thrown in my face, so thank you for correcting me

  • @Tooopper Lol thats good you dont get pissed...i wasnt trying to make anyone look stupid or correct... just my thoughts on The human race. I just think that us humans we make some stupid actions befor thinking them through fully. Nukes are cool and all but are they really nessecary? no, because everyone has one and when someone hates someone enough they'll use it and so will everyone else. Biggest thing a gorrila has is his power and poop. and thats just for male dominace not world destruction.

  • ...in releated news...Kramer stole lobsters when he was in Maine. Who gives a shit. They're beautifull animals, they may be endagered because we are stretching our life expectancy far beyond regular mating cycles. Meaning me are overpopulating the planet, by caring TOO MUCH. So who gives a shit about a whale who succeeded in eating fish off of a line. You've got realize somehow somewhere we paid for an expediation of idiot scientists to go do their useless research. I'm a biology major btw.

  • @micsir888 Lol, I remember that. And the part we're he was waving at the cop.

  • Lol har du også læst det på Ekstrabladet? haha

  • Wow thats one smart whale!

  • The whale did look a bit fake but that's really clever.

  • hey guyz, im trying to say that,i know the japs and other people have killed whales before in the past....BUT...just think,if the habit continues,than we can just say good bye to the whales...and all of our grandchildren in the future will say..."why did our forefathers kill whales to extinction"or even worst"whales are just myths,just like tigers,dodos,orangutans,seals,­penguins,polar bears,gharial,(and the list goes on)"

  • xD Smart Whale

  • It's kinda funny when Canadian urged Jap to stop killing whales while they themselves have Seal meat restaurant in Qubec and Newfoundland.

    Quite ironic XD

  • @Julalaxsa seal and whale= two different animals. why is it ironic if Canada kills seals but doesnt want to hunt whales?

    id kill a seal. i wouldnt kill a whale. that's all there is to it. now stop being cheeky and shut the fuck up.

  • @BBennett1003 how are they different? marine mammal = marine mamal. apparently you are attributing additional status to the whale. i'm not pro whaling but there is definatly a human bias in your argument.

  • @stupidnamenoonecares well it's wrong to kill an elephant apparently, but not a cow or a deer. land mammal= land mammal. i'm not saying i'd kill a whale or an elephant, i'm just saying that it seems arbitrary when we choose one animal as taboo and another as fair game.

  • @BBennett1003

    Wo, what I'm trying to say is you would think "id kill a seal. i wouldnt kill a whale. that's all there is to it. now stop being cheeky and shut the fuck up". Jap would think "id kill a whale. i wouldnt kill a seal. that's all there is to it. now stop being cheeky and shut the fuck up." XD

    What I mean is as long as people don't eat what become world standard meats that can be sustained in every generation. This will never stop. Don't you guys agree?

  • It has to do with over-killing. Different species produce different numbers of offspring, and if species that don't reproduce and keep population numbers high enough will become endangered and extinct. Humanity's supply and demand business model doesn't work if the supply is limited and the demand is high. Protecting the dwindling population from overkill from corrupt businesses and false beliefs of the consumers is important. The other mammals won't get the favoritism if they are doing okay.

  • @ehcmier finally someone with a valid argument.

    that makes plenty of sense. I got into this because someone on here thought it was ironic that we Canadians opposed japanese whale hunting, while at the same time having a seal hunt. The harp and grey seal are both of least concern, population-wise. I conclude, therefore, with your excellent opinion and these facts, that Julalaxsa is a fuckawful moron who doesnt have the slightest clue of what he's talking about. Thank you, sir.

  • You aren't using your common sense. Cows are raised specifically for their meat (or milk), there are billions of them. In turn there are are only around 40,000 elephants left in the entire world. Why do we kill a certain kind of animal and not another? For of their usefulness and because they are plentiful. It wouldn't make any sense to kill and eat an endangered or at risk species.

  • @thefatmanmx keep up with the discussion, we've already arrived at and agreed on that point.

  • And cows don't benefit the environment either.

  • cows contribute to pollution they burp methane gas

  • @saltyCracka3

    Thats why we make CHEZBURGAS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @saltyCracka3

    yea, they "burp" it from the side that all the digested food comes from. XD

  • @tehUBERn00blet Beef is delicious

  • a couple of restaurants vs a country?

  • Fragacide, whales dont eat or hurt ppl u stupid malaka, unless you make em, than ur fucked.

  • theres more shit we have to worry about than the fucking whales sorry guys its life im pretty sure im more concerned about how im gonna make the week with 10 bucks to my name and a tank of gas lol bad example but u get the point

  • Spoken like a true short sited human being. Sorry, but I too live paycheck to paycheck barely making ends meet. BUT I also support animal conservation cause I want a world were these animals still exist.

  • STOP KILLING WHALES!!!!!!!!!!! JEEZ WHY DO HUMANS HAVE TO BE SOOOO GREEDY,I MeAN,DO WE HAVE ANY REASON OR RIGHT TO KILL EM,AND IS NATURE MEAN TO US!!!! PEOPLE,SUPPORT GREEN!!!!!!

  • The blue goes on the left.

  • @nynaiqmal Your weird and cheezy dude...

  • People like you cause wars so shut up.

  • annoying ass advertisements

  • >.> Whales creep me out...

    Let's say your scuba diving... your visual distance isn't that far, and your hearing, not much better. A whale with an eye about the size of YOU is able to sneak up on you from a mile away, and you won't even realize it...

    Screw that... I'm getting a nervous attack just thinking about it... Put me in the sky... I can deal with that... there's not a million things that can kill me like a ninja up there.

  • i know how you fell dude ;)

  • was the vdieo really taped in 2006!? i've heard this isa quite recent news (not more than a year ago)

  • Humans have so much to learn from spermwhales. Learn to NOT to destroy its own environment, for example.

  • yup,and do you support whale wars,i do

  • it sounds like a taser!

  • humans are the ones stealing from the said creatures..they're just getting what's their back.

  • @mcrss26 What the fuck are you talking about. We catch the fish, and eat it. People have the same right to eat food as the whales. Unfortunately the Earth is overpopulated and there isn't enough food for everyone. The best way to do that is to give laws telling people to have up to 2 kids. Or just kill people that commit crimes and don't give welfare to families who have 10 kids and no jobs, so they starve to death.

  • @pdytko so true..

  • They don't have the biggest brains on the planet for nothing.

  • wrong animal friend...

  • Sperm whales DO have the biggest brains on the planet. Do your research.

  • and just because they have the biggest brains doesnt mean they have the most

  • If they have the biggest brain it DOES mean they have the most brain, because "most" refers to quantity. U should say "doesn't mean they are the most intelligent". That makes more sense :)

  • @sairoku

    lol by saying "most brains" im already using a metaphor for intelligence.

    just being poetic is all :)

  • It not how big it is but how you use it. XD

  • A metric fuckton of it goes to processing nerve feedback from the rest of the body.

  • I like to call them Semen whales.

  • why do they call it Sperm whale??

  • look at it

    ...

  • It produces lots of sperm, and only 1/4 of it get inside the female Sperm Whale.

    That's why the sea is so salty.

  • @TAFHUC Wow...Im impressed...that is possibly the best, almost plausible (if your kind of dumb), NON-fact I have ever heard! LOL! I think I am gonna have to steal that one!!! Well done sir! To you I say....BRAVO!!! *clap* *clap*

  • "The name comes from the milky-white waxy substance, spermaceti, found in its head and originally mistaken for sperm." - Wikipedia

    Just in case you wanted the real answer.

    And I dunno where I heard it, but it's along those lines. Also, it was a joke, the last line "That's why the sea is so salty", so no need to be sarcastic.

  • No, No...you misunderstand....no sarcasm intended...I honestly thought that last line was hilarious! LOL!

    I was applauding you (sometimes sarcasm-or lack of it- is hard to tell in the limited space you have in these replies)

    No...the applause was indeed heartfelt and genuine!!!!! :)

  • Well Sadly its true - Odd that isnt it?.

  • Hmm? what is sadly true? and also odd? Ya kind of lost me there....Are you refering to the spermaceti qoute? I will agree its probably true (its weird enough that its just got to be LOL) and that it is indeed quite odd.....but why sad? Or if you are refering to something else....then what?

  • what did whales ever do to you?

  • wow, amazing how some people are so stupid.

    If sperm whales eat enough fish to cause significant threat to human's resources, surely its significant to the food chain of that eco-system,

    SO if it were to disappeared from the face of the planet, it will affected ALL of that eco-system. Not to mention losing one of the most precious specie that ever existed in the history of the planet. You're no smarter than those moronic creationists

  • you have -9 thumbs your argument is invalid,

    good bye!

  • That's the most immature way to end the argument... but I salute you, sir :')

  • OMG!!!! THUMB WITH FINS!!!!!

  • ???????

  • So giant yet so delicate.

  • this is Discovery network.. its not fake you fucking moron

  • looks fake to me

  • *giggles*..sperm

  • hate the commercials

  • Smart little (big) guy!

  • Clever fellow, that whale!

  • Little kid.

  • ya brain is fake this is real loz

  • oh yeah this is fake, cause Discovery Channel shows fake stuff. Totally.

    No.

  • You think mind freak is real? Are you insaine?

  • I don't think Mind Freaks is real. I'm not insane, but that's just what I think.

  • Yea but discovery shows mind freak... along with other fake shows like man vs wild. Man vs Wild is horrible thought because some of his so called survival techniques will kill you.

  • Okay, that's your opinion. & what is my opinion, is in fact my own. So I don't care if you think Discovery Channel is 'fake'

  • What opinion? I did not state any opinions only facts. I never claimed this clip is fake, just that discovery channel obviously puts fake stuff on the discovery channel.

  • Not fake. Real.

  • You actually clicked it? ahaha

  • but she's a woman D:

  • the jaws don't seem real to me

  • fake

  • i think that was a black sperm whale....

  • yeah, it was pretty big.

  • FAKE TRY AGIAN BUDDY

  • wat

  • Can you tell me where you were swimming at......just curious.

  • "you can also hear a series of rapid clicking noises" that wasn't the sonar, that was the whale animatronics malfunctioning from being water logged

  • That is a shadow puppet. Not a whale. The teeth are the tricky part to represent in shadow, but it can be done.

  • lol your story is cool boldbilly