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  • i feel bad for him haha

  • Curveball!

  • By far, the worst first pitch I've ever seen. Mayor Mallory may not get a re-elected by a few Reds fans.

  • @0:17 snoop dogg or what

  • I thought black people were good at sports...

  • ahhh who the hell moved the home plate???

  • I LOVE JOHN WALL . BACK OFF BITCHES.

  • awwwwww i feeel so bad :(

  • He was trying to get signed by showing his curve

  • Fetch bitch

  • Lol I remember watching Mark Mallory throw the pitch. What a douche.

  • And they wonder why there aren't more negros in baseball.

  • he was trying to put spin on it

  • i love the reds but i cant belive they let him through the first pitch why couldent it be cy young

  • dont forget to let go of the ball

  • and i hate the two top rated comments are the same...whos john wall ??anyways pause at 00.00 an hold the left narrow for 3 sec then click up narrow ....enjoy the snake.....thumbs up if u succeed

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  • and hes our mayor for cincinnati lol....

  • Thumbs up if.... Fuck it

  • thumbs up if you came here cause you fucking felt like it!

  • lol ump tossed him

    

  • awwww who doesnt have a real dad?

  • Thumbs up if John Wall DIDNT send you here...

  • 0:18 Jamie Fox

  • He was trying to throw a curve ball

  • fetch!

  • his hand mustve slipped

  • i love how the anouncer said that has to be the worst first pitch i have ever seen

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  • I think thats the first time he had a baseball in his hand!

  • Thumbs up because I like the attention!

  • i bet this guy didnt have a dad to play catch with when he was a kid lol

  • Juuuuuust a bit outside....

  • It was closer to first base than home plate.

  • Poor guy

  • how the fuck do u do that? i mean unless he had a dildo up his ass

  • who is john wall?

    

  • Thumbs up if u dont care whos John Wall

  • this is why i hate living in Cincinnati...

  • haha no wonder the Reds are under 0.500... :p

  • he plays for tha wizards dumbass

  • Who is John Wall? Such a generic name.

  • @AniCator overrated basketball player

  • @LWBKfilms Woo! Too mainstream. 8-)

  • someone didnt have a dad!!

  • press 5 for diss

  • I honestly don't understand. Didn't his employees recommend a game of catch before he did this or did he just say "Don't worry, I know how to throw a baseball". I dont know how any man can't throw a baseball.

  • whos John Wall.

  • Oh come guys, he was in my backyard picking cotton, he was still sore:P

  • wow,i cant even throw slider that good.......

  • i like the side step.

  • At least he's a good mayor...

  • fail my ass!! that was a curve ball with too much curve

  • jesus christ is it that hard to get it 20 feet or less to the cath=cher lol

  • lol i love how the umpire throws him out

  • opening pitch fail? thats a curve ball win

  • from a nig too

  • poor guy never had a dad :(

  • Still better than Baba Booey's 

  • still the worst first pitch ever.

  • @paiwanhan Have you not seen John Wall's?

  • @JJcDAmAn1 at least the catcher caught the John Wall pitch. This one the catcher never had a chance.

  • This guy is a loser and makes the city look bad.

  • eric davis like wtf is u serious

  • JJUUuusssttt a little outside.

  • was that eric davis or jamie foxx catching?

  • That's a STRIKE!! NICE SLIDER

  • FUCKING FAIL!!!!

  • Baba Booey can smile now

  • see he was immatating a penguin throwing a baseball. plus he obviously thought the guy at home plate need some excercise

  • Thumbs up if John Wall sent you here.

  • nice curveball....

    

  • What a fucking douchebag. These people should have tryouts before letting these assholes embarrass themselves and their city.

  • @kappasig72

    F@#$ yeah. The guy's a "douchebag" and an "asshole" because he made a bad throw. They probably ought to just go ahead and execute an embarrassment like this, and do it publicly. Maybe desecrate the body right afterward, too.

    I'll give you three guesses who the real douchebag is, douchebag.

  • @emncaity This guy represents a large metropolitan city and throws like a total pussy. He must be your mayor. Take a look at all the other comments if you think I'm the only one. I take back the douchebag comment and officially designate that monicker strictly for you my man.

  • @kappasig72

    I'm 100% satisfied to let people read your posts and then read mine, and see who they think is the d-bag. In fact, I'd be happy to let those on each side ID themselves and fall into the category where they belong.

    Of course he throws badly. It was hilarious. So what? How does that make you a d-bag, d-bag?

  • @emncaity

    Correction: "How does that make -him- a d-bag," not "you."

  • @emncaity Let's just admit that he is an embarrassment to manhood. And yes, he is an asshole for knowingly agreeing to "toss" the first pitch even though he can't throw. Which is a damn travesty. Maybe he does great things in office. Maybe he can dunk a basketball. Maybe he has carpel tunnel. It is all a distraction from the real truth that you are a whiny boy standing up for a clear wuss. Can you throw a ball? Aha! That's why you are empathizing.

  • @kappasig72

    Maybe he wasn't such a bad thrower in practice. Or, more likely, it just didn't matter to whoever was in charge; they just wanted the mayor to chuck it, and he agreed to, and he tried hard but screwed it up. Big freakin' deal.

  • @kappasig72

    Re "whiny boy," I guarantee you wouldn't say that to my face, if you had a working brain. Re "throwing": I was a pitcher, centerfielder, and third baseman, and really good at every one of those positions. Also was a good enough basketball player to play with D-1 players and check a small-college all-American and an NBA player (Sonics) who used to play where I went to college, etc. Also boxed a little. Played golf for money to help get myself through grad school. Next question.

  • I was there the day it happened. I saw it, I still don't believe it. All-time worst first pitch.

  • ohh stupid ass john wall

  • @lanceserrano lmao i know right

  • That's... that's.. man that's just SAD... Poor guy.

  • thumbs up if u were sent here from John Wall

  • @craka202 god dammit john wall

  • how is that even possible?? lmao what a bum

  • they talk about a good breaking ball that "falls off the table", this one ran out the side door!!!

  • thumbs up if yahoo brought you here!!!

  • @baseballhunter99 haha yeah i just watched the john wall one! lmao

  • I think he was aiming at Marge Schott in the stands.

  • just a bit outside!

  • OMG thats my cincinnati. I live there. Dumbass makes us look bad

  • Ball!

  • He held the X button for too long.

  • Now THAT is a curveball.

  • The ump throwing him out is classic XD

  • someone missed childhood ='[

  • oh em gee he was black too...

    -_-

  • What in the hell was that? If you cant throw a baseball dont throw the opening pitch in a game.

  • curveball

    

  • Haha! What an asshole!

  • fetch bitch

  • BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS BABA BOOEY

  • XD Ump tossed him

  • im black and i think that was more of a racist pitch than a kkk commecial lol

  • As Bob Euker would say, "Just a bit outside."

  • strike

    

  • that was some crazy win that made the baseball go the other way

  • just like 2yrs old

  • tried to nick the outside corner but just missed

  • What opening pitches aren't a fail?

  • I'd expect nothing less from Shitcinnati

  • who let this nigger out of the cotton field?

  • @ri394 who let this honkie hick talk

  • @R3alEP1C i'm black you racist

  • @ri394 lulz u troll

  • ball one!! oh f*ck that, just go to first base!!

  • A slow grin of recognition dawns as the Cubs scout their newest ace in the hole....

  • STRIKE!!!

  • Mariah Carey did worse.

  • flash

  • We're talking cincy here, he'll be their opening day starter soon enough ;)

  • epic

    

  • That was a super curve ball

  • ok guys and ladies all he needs to do is learn how to throw

  • ball 4

  • If he turned to his 3 o'clock while throwing....that would be the worlds greatest slider anyones ever seen

  • steeeeeee-rike!

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  • 0:18 look at his lips. aiming on the ball.

  • Was he trying to secure a base? 2nd base perhaps?

  • That's our mayor...still in office too

  • he caught someone trying to steal home...from the opposite direction so he was like "FUCK THAT SHIT SON!"

  • footwork is ace

  • hahaha.......I think he did that shit on purpose!

  • see the trick was he was aiming for that white guy in the auidience

  • Fetch!!

  • W bush was pretty good at those opening pitches

  • @vipelle cause bush from texas, and us texans rock

  • Now hear Mayor Mallory's story from himself for the first time at thepinataproductions on YouTube

  • He should have aimed for 3rd base, then it would have been perfect

  • He Sucks.

  • strike.

  • i wonder when he hided his face after this fail 

  • "Pick it up Bitch!"

  • The mayor was just like: "You want me to throw it to you? okaaay..... SIKE!"

  • Still better than Dice-K

  • "i thought we were playing catch"

  • Somebody doesn't have a dad.

  • @tridentgum0 LOL Tosh.0

  • Is he blind or something?