Church of Tarvuism: Join Us!

[RickL14]

Do not praise false monsters! FSM will show you all the way to everlasting pasta!

[Lehmanbrother123456]

Is this some kinda joke? 

[WorldClimb]

I started a religion a while ago. It's called the Church of Being Nice To Each Other. No books, no collections, no judgement on others and only one simple rule, be nice to each other. You don't have to do anything to join, just follow the one rule. Welcome!

[adebayor06]

Talking Octopi?

I'm in!!!

[4rmys4e48]

Mevl prGunty! Praise be to Tarvu.

[Jcolinsol]

Woah, blatant illuminati imagery there.

[Scientologee]

Tarvuism CHANGED MY LIFE, PEOPLE!

HEBBO HEBBO HEBBO HEBBO....Its that easy. and BAM! You are a Tarvuist.

Once I was a $cientologist and that really fucked my up. But The Tarvu...thats really the stuff. Don't sleep on it. Ask for a brochure today. Hebbo.

[harboringanomalies]

I have joined! Praise be to the almighty tentacles!

[SomeLittleShoe]

i hope there aren't people that really try to join this

[FionnMcCumhail]

@SomeLittleShoe

Trust me, they're out there. 100% guaranteed.

[DeCreiziMatafoquer]

why havent i started my own religion?

[DeCreiziMatafoquer]

ao this is a joke?

[JorgeIvanovich]

Join us...NOW

[juigsaw]

ok, i said the tarvus prayer, i DEMAND to hear this priestmuntys voice and learn the secrets, they promised...

[SomeLittleShoe]

Ok,this is funny, but it's creepy too.

[bilobaman]

Is it easy to join?

[drizakk]

ITS SO EASY TO JOIN



[Maxdg1013]

Hebbo.

[Mrstabber]

@tekasakrap

...

You do realize this is a mockery to religion in general don't you?

[Ulrigh]

@Mrstabber so if join this i still cant talk to my octopuss?

[HansHenrikPwn]

how many holydays/year do they celebrate? :D

[0657Gonere]

@tekasakrap lol, what's the point of starting a new religion?!??! you can't just make up something and think it's real.....

[j4m3sno1]

@0657Gonere

Christians did...

[0657Gonere]

@j4m3sno1 Christians have a book that's full of recordings from many people dating back to early civilizations... plus, there's still miracles going on today, so i wouldn't necessarily say that they made up something that has evidence in today's world...

[j4m3sno1]

@0657Gonere yeah you can't write something if it's a lie...

[0657Gonere]

@j4m3sno1 hey, thousands of authors throughout history wrote about seeing evidence of God; a lot of them aren't even in the bible! the website- thelostbooks(dotcom)/list.htm -explains what all of these writings say. some of them aren't even written by Christians, but they do say that Jesus did some astonishing things...

[baughskeet]

LMAO!

[KyleEvansOfficial]

How can anyone dislike this? lol

[Frusciantefan77]

Is it bad that I feel tempted to want to join.

[bercziiiib]

@Frusciantefan77

yes

[njuta]

Hebbo

[Jayhox]

Is it easy to join?

[flacos77]

so funny!!!!

[doobedoo22]

Hebbo everyone!

[Sigrdrifa250]

THIS IS THE SHIT LOLLOLLOLLOL DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAH

[LatvianPride]

0:51 -- When do we start chanting to dread Cthulhu?

[benxander]

I can't wait for the new series! Its got a very Tim & Eric vibe to it. Hopefully we'll see some guest appearances from them and other American comedians in this series. It'll be like Look Around You for religious instructional videos.

[lmen1990]

I learned how to speak to a fucking octopus.

[theoriginal72]

Joining Tarvuism saved my life! Thanks Tarvu! Tharvu.

[InuvikPhil]

It would be so easy for the creators of this parody to just run with it, and get rich...probably tempting, too!

[Irarelycommentbut]

Peter Serafinovicz is a very clever man...i have enjoyed all of his sketches but the Tarvu stuff is probably my favourite because it touches on a profound truth: namely that many people will believe in any old rubbish...several posters on here actually believe it to be a real religion and are now attacking it...I guess that the joke is on them.

[jymkata]

So this whole Tarvu thing is leading up to something big,right?

[Lysimachus]

I thought this joke originated from Bellamy's People.

[DrUberAwesome]

pasta designer, lumberjack agent, erotic songwriter, insect veterenarian.

ROFLMFAO

[mynoobtube]

Ahahahahahah, This was soo freaking weird, I had to comment. I hope this is a joke, because that is Fucked up. But yhea it looks exactly how I feel about Scientology. This isent real is it?? IS IT? I would feel sorry for humanity if this is true.

[GODLOVESUSSOMUCH]

@mynoobtube Very real, or atleast to those who comment on their main website forum. I believe in 'being nice' as they do, but praising octopuses & the number 84 falls far short of reality. This religion, much like Scientology, is comprised of a very copied & manipulated doctrine, which has been taken from various world religions, mainly the Abrahamic ones. There is an answer to each question & therefore, there is one underlying & unchanging Truth, which this religion blindly misses =)

[adzug]

@GODLOVESUSSOMUCH well it sure aint moses jesus or mohammed

[GODLOVESUSSOMUCH]

@adzug Seeking out what 'you' hope/want to be true, is much less important than openly seeking out what can be true & has proven to be so.

[adzug]

@GODLOVESUSSOMUCH ok 1st , this isnt a relig its a spoof of a relig. and i had to tell you. second whats "proven" to be true is electronics physics fluid dynamics all things which can be quantified tested and retested under the same conditions yielding exactly the same results over and over again. they are true BECUZ they can be proven. god never has, the word means widely diff things to diff ppl. i so feel god in my hart , is no evidence at all.

[GODLOVESUSSOMUCH]

@adzug Thanks for the heads up, I figured that out a bit too late =) In relation to this topic, I will honestly agree that 'many', following new & old faith systems, follow such beliefs blindly. I agree with every point you made, except your own belief that there is 'no evidence at all'. Further, I agree that God's Word has been interpreted by many to mean many different things, but simply because some fail to scientifically study & validate it, should not take away from those who have.

[adzug]

@GODLOVESUSSOMUCH thing bout science and god tho is that science is about the physical world . god is supernatural. if you believe gods at the end of it all we dont have any testable proof for her. nor should we really since shes apparently communicated with some ppl , if you believe that. now maybe you see god in nature? feel gods love? i dunno, but those arent really testable things. we know how things happen, reactions and laws and theories. but hows god fit in that?

[GODLOVESUSSOMUCH]

@adzug Surely we can both agree that 'there's a definitive answer to all questions that man can pose & that all claims require these existing answers'. Often, we neglect to seek the Truth & choose instead, to seek & put down those without the answers. We can only kid ourselves for so long, in respect to the reality that 'we are either sincerely & openly seeking the Truth or we are not', all of which is our own choice. Time will not always be our side, God is however, promising all of mankind..

[GODLOVESUSSOMUCH]

@adzug "Ask & it will be given to you; seek & you will find; knock & the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; & to him who knocks, the door will be opened." Matthew 7:7-8

Since we have crossed paths, out of the billions we will never meet, I'd like to take this opportunity to share something with you. Whether you choose to view & prove/disprove this bible supporting info or not, is your choice alone my friend =) I hope you have a great day & life!

[adzug]

@GODLOVESUSSOMUCH listen hun i guess ur christian. if you believe have you read the gita ? the koran? the upanishads? tao te ching? the philosophy of buddha? becuz if you accept something as true you need to see it in context of what others who have a diff veiw say? you need to be able to say why you dont see it their way why you believe what you believe and why.

[anilvij]

@adzug WOW I'm using this on every religious person from now on...

[errwatsupdock]

@mynoobtube it's the genius of peter serofenoitz( im fairly certain that's not how you spell his name lol)

[poopchunk3]

wow illuminait pyramids wtf. i dont bolieve in any religion so now im a tarvuist. "ya im a tarvuist...oh ya, ya. go to tarvu.com.....OHH YAaaaaaa."

[mlpoulter]

It's so close to Scientology that they're probably showing this to their lawyers right now.

[oleedee]

loolololol

[privatefell]

It's so easy to join.

[99minerkc]

How do I join please?

[alexmovies]

This isn't just a dig on Scientology, all religions are like this IMO

[GODLOVESUSSOMUCH]

@alexmovies Your point is understood, but remains far from true! Generalizing can be a very harmful thing to do, because it begins with ignorance & ends without using reason (logic) or the scientific approach, which has done us well so far.

[xtlhogciao]

Is that Christopher Lee (Count Dooku, Saruman, Dracula) narrating?

[kiatasbihgou]

@xtlhogciao nope, it's peter serafinowicz. he had his own show, and he was the main star in look around you AND he was the voice of Darth Maul I believe.

[fluffy1931]

could somebody get the octopus off my face,......blurb?

[99minerkc]

@fluffy1931 Oh sorry, I meant to put the octopus in your pocket so it could suck all of your money as a donation to the church! :-)

[craigdb84]

That is the creepiest satire I have ever seen. Scientologists are nuts.

[AllYourFriendz]

This is fucking great, I wan't tarvu inside of my right now.

[formerutuber]

this is symptomatic of ALL religions

[AllYourFriendz]

@formerutuber I agree.

[unorthodoxJ]

Yea I think it is a joke but im suspicious

Type this in on google and they have a site with a list of their beliefs with the octopus one being the only odd thing not found in most religions

[formerutuber]

crackpot religions lol

[jackhalfaprayer]

lol "lumberjack agent" "pasta designer" "erotic songwriter"

[SIXCHA]

fuck scientology

[guinaleh85]

You've got to be kidding me. It's a joke right ?

[ksn1337]

is this for real? looks like a joke

[permian11]

@ksn1337 it's obviously a spoof (a good one)

[sedatedlife18]

best troll ebber! Whoever came up with this is pure genious.

[ExcellentExistence]

oh goodie, another cult, like christianity or islam, or judaism

[relictv]

haha pasta designer!

[MiloDaemon]

Obviously a spoof on religion. (Insect veterinarian?)

[infinit888]

Is this a religion or is it mocking a religion - it's always so hard to tell.

[gadafgadaf]

lol "erotic song writer" FTW! I woulda joined but say that men and women are equal and every one knows that females are the inferior gender

[relictv]

Hello! It is friggin trashchute for the closeminded..It's a spoof on scientology, with the foundation of a real religion. Its a metaphor to the open minded and a net to understand the closed. It's first broadcast was on comedy sites.

[stockholme]

what the hell is tarvu, more importantly, why the hell was simon cowell's face there??? why the hell are there pyrimids and spaceships WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! hahahahah this cult looks so messed up.

[cobbymaster]

another cult.... get off youtube

[sdjboyz]

wtfff

[TitoIsTheGreatest]

I wanna join , how much?

[Mrstabber]

@TitoIsTheGreatest

Free of charge it seems.All you have to do is say the prayer.

Tarvu tarvooti,

Oboonoo cTooti,

Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,

Mdfitty fitty noonah,

Arvu immentiBarvu,

Tarvu.

[TitoIsTheGreatest]

@Mrstabber Ok, but then we might need a reformation after I join! I believe that all prayers should be spoken in plain understandable English, and not N'avi..Out with the ways of the decadent priesthood and their ancient ways!

Signed: Tito Luther

[timm9]

i dont get it.

[HateNeverCeasesHate]

@timm9 Tarvu gets you.

[len2fugu4me]

yeah, o.k. I will join your wonderful Tarvuism religion. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

[chissiez1]

ricki tavi tarvooo

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[simonyaqoob]

DO NOT VISIT THEIR WEBSITE!!! IT GIVES YOUR PC VIRUSES!!!!!!! BEWARE DO NOT VISIT TARVU SITE YOUR PC WILL BE INFECTED!!!!

[Mrstabber]

@simonyaqoob

No it does not give your PC virses.

It gives you the chance to speak to an octopuss and reveals all the secrets about the second univers.Ever since I turned to Tarvu and read Tarvunty,my life is so much better.I estimate that if things keep on going like this in 1 month i'll be able to fly and walk on water.

[simonyaqoob]

@Mrstabber Really? Who were you before? I mean before following Travuism what was your religion? And do you really believe that you can fly and walk on water? And what if you wont be able to fly or walk on water after one month? What will you do then? Test this new religion for one month! After one month if you would be able to fly or walk on water then its alright but if NOT then I would recommend you to leave this thing!!! Its claiming to make your life good but actually its a lie!!!!

[Mrstabber]

@simonyaqoob

You really have no notion of sarcasm do you now?

[jhlbjaaa]

Tarvu tarvooti,

Oboonoo cTooti,

Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,

Mdfitty fitty noonah,

Arvu immentiBarvu,

Tarvu.

(The Tarvu prayer to be said when you wake up, go to bed, and after you have visited the toilet.)

[kingmafi6699]

Tarvu is so powerful and all seeing and all knowing that he knows how to take your money.

[tannersanta]

I wanna join Tarvu!

[UnderseaCaveman]

My TARVU meter is going off scale... I can talk to Octopusses!!

[simonyaqoob]

LOL!!!!! Another New religion based on lies or sexuality!!! Christianity is the best religion on this planet!!!!! And if you are not Christian and you are a Jew or a Muslim then you are better then those idiots who are following those new religion based on lies!!! Atleast Muslims and Jews praise the same God who is praised by Christians and we all got same prophets!!!! But this new shit is based on lies!!!!! Shit I can see UFOs in their church!!!! hahaha

[imtwocats]

@simonyaqoob Calm down you crazy Christian. It's called a joke.

[simonyaqoob]

@imtwocats Thats a joke??? really??? I went to their website and have read about them their whole religion seems like a joke!!! hahaha

[imtwocats]

@simonyaqoob Because the WHOLE religion is a JOKE. It's a FAKE religion that was made as a JOKE. It's meant to be LAUGHED AT.

[simonyaqoob]

@imtwocats LOL!!!!! When I was watching tht vid I thought its like a SCI FI movie in which Aliens worship their alien god lol......thats why there were UFOs too!!!! lol

[Leetbix1]

@simonyaqoob, It's a fucking mockery Youtube video it's not real you fucking idiot, all religions are based off lies, deciete and the want for people to act like they know what happens after you die, you're fucking pathetic and should live in Israel so you can see what religion does in every aspect of your life.

[simonyaqoob]

@Leetbix1 MORON not all Religions are bassed on lies!!!! only you are a lier piece of shit!!!!! PISS OFF!!!!

[Mrstabber]

@simonyaqoob

It's a mockery to all religions...

Man,some people have really thick skulls.

[valontheagle]

LMAO do u want to learn how to speak to octupus do u want to know 313 secrets wow so much secret then wait theres more secrets that they made up hahahaha so funny mo money mo secrets no money u cant know the secrets why cuz they secret money hahahaha lol u guys are dumm full of shit lol people are so dumm what happend to free or gratis :P hahahahhahaa

[serge421UA]

lol almost as rediculous as scientology

[Emekaokoli]

Are you kidding me? This better be a joke. I can't stop laughing, this is ridiculous.

[Hulkamania246]

lol

[Yesy8472]

is this a joke?

[TheDeadmanTT]

sooo awesome :D

[hamchammy]

You must make the payment to Tarvu in wampum.

[chosenone065]

dont forget to shop at my estore today to save money

[Shadd0wz]

Obviously you dont get that this is a joke meant to make fun of Scientology.

[thewrongdossier]

@Shadd0wz dont forget christianity or islam or jduaism

[Eddii3]

@Shadd0wz more like all religions, I would go as far as saying this is the lesser evil

[SoopSoopa]

@Shadd0wz

I think it makes fun of all religions

[0657Gonere]

@SoopSoopa nooooooo....... you guys need to take this seriously!!!!! tarvu loves you!!!!!

lol jk

[w4rrior94]

flooding upside down pyramids, speaking to octopuses, Wtf??!!?!

[hannahjoyhopes]

hahaha that's hilarious.

[Iwarekilts]

i have a feeling this is some sort of experiment to prove how easy it is to create a false religion

[w4rrior94]

=3=1=3 ---------> balls

[GaryHoweliangTan]

The malevolent NWO/illuminati of our world is so desperate that they are now creating another "religion" to mass mind control everyone. But this one is way too FAR OFF! OMG! Give me trillions of dollar, the scientific techs and control of media; and I can create another world "religion", one better than this "being nice" and more logical! Talking to octopus?! "I love you"! WTF?!

[VCMates]

I'm looking for a church that conducts mass suicide rituals. I don't want to kill myself alone and would rather suicide as a mass group. Where do I sign up?

[HolyBeThyName]

Don't be deceived,....Tarvu is really satan in disguise.

[dannyandrijanic]

Pasta Designer

Lumberjack Agent

Erotic Songwriter

Insect Veterinarian

[micheldvorsky]

It's so easy to join.

[GBVendettaGB]

is this a joke?

[edwardsnow99]

@GBVendettaGB Seriously?!

[Foxie226]

Would you like to speak to an octopus ? " I lllooovvee youuu"

[Jacksolsmith]

I don't understand why non-believers call this a joke, havent they read the Tarvunti??

[Xenogalaxy79]

erotic songwriter :P

[avitty]

Is that Peter Serafinowicz?

[toonersteve]

are franchises still available?

[daniesy]

is this a joke?

[thegibbshow]

Hebbo, Merry Vu

[wibblehx]

Hebbo

[TheWez24]

Tarvu will surely bless Robert and Peter for all they have done for the people of this earth

[cashford2]

Hebbo!

[islandzebra]

does anyone not SEE THE TRUTH? this is the ILLUMINATIs attempt to dethrone BOB DOBBS and assault the CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS!!! REPENT NOW!!! WE MUST HAVE SLACK

[vancera]

Hebbo!

[wyrdhour]

Oh man if an insect veterinarian is a Tarvuist then sign me up!

[kappa09]

CULT MUCH, you people are crazy!

[Bballashotfalla]

@kappa09 It's a joke.

[naonaokao]

lmao 

[barthramone]

Hebbo!

[rthrtylr]

Hebbo!

[codyclarke]

Hebbo!

[medectaphile]

Hebbo!

[Jacksolsmith]

Hebbo!

[LiveAndLetDice]

Hebbo!

[MrJamestheninja]

Hebbo!

[singedrac]

Hebbo! Finally a new Tarvuism video!