MURDER KITTY!

[iloveinvaderzim247]

Oh God, Toby, you driving scares the piss out of me. xD Love ya though. c:

[Keen4GummieBears]

I'm virtually high-fiving anyone who high-fived Toby aswell (:

[michaeljackson8747]

Thumbs up if you have never sneezed during one of his videos...but really want to!!! xD :D

[hbvollyball]

thumbs up if u high fived the screen :)

[ThePenguinmandude]

@samisthebest11 no body did that

[HazelEyedLeah]

Brother high fives Toby, Toby says he's done, Brother relaxes, Toby high fives again, Brother keeps hand on monitor for the remainder of video...

[cck980]

Whats your address? I want to send you mail and stuff!

[jerrylewis1010]

Woooo! I finally sneezed during a video! :D My life is complete

[Degsey]

How do you win a t shirt he talks to fast!

[MeIsDuckTape]

OH no, it's falling, oop, uh oh, oh this is bad, OH IT'S BEEPIN AT ME! I'm outta gas car, madagascar, IM OUTTA GAS CAr! lol that's a country your from, that's discriminating, lol . I discriminated for you, AHH YOU'VE GOT SOME SMUDGE!!!! Funniest evr

[halofan7007]

I wonder, if in the future, in restaurants, you see pictures of internet stars and Toby is one of them. :)

[BAYWINDOWGAMES]

I hi fived and pressed home button on the phone;(

[samisthebest11]

thumbs up if u found about toby through assassins creed brotherhood!

[ajubleduble]

I'm not safe?

[LemonLimeGrl]

Is it true that they clap??

[FurryJohn3]

@LemonLimeGrl so stupid..

[4getstudyingochem]

Youre going through withdrawals grom not holding me??? Awww... No homo though... :3

[evilmonkeyzoey]

love u toby!!!!

[TheeCowofWar]

well im going to now.. 2 minutes later he finishes...

[guitarshredder59]

@TheeCowofWar bow chicka bow wow

[Starscream66778]

0:55 IM DYING OF LAUGHTER ALREADY!!

[R3MMI3DY]

Just bought myself a poster, and i am pumped.

[cafaling]

@Devileyez100

Dude don't feel bad, I was born in California, but now I live in Connecticut. :(

[Leviathan5757]

Is there a law against blogging and driving?

[Devileyez100]

So , let me put it this way ... It's 2nd of January , I turn into an ice cube when i go outside , even in a jacket , and all youtubers are chilling in a T-shirt?

Why wasn't i born in California ... :(

[killerraven13]

I love how in the first few moments of the vid he starts getting in his sexual voice...

f u n n y!!

[truefriendlove1]

I love how the add on the side is called "Geek 2 Geek! Finally, A dating site for geeks!". Are they trying to imply something...? >.>

[er1010ic]

Toby I never feel safe with you even while watching videos

[yukilovesmira]

But I thought that's why you made the Saftey Torch?

[crosscountrystar1997]

Notice that a police car drives right behind illegaly parked Toby twice!!!

[TheHellomynameis59]

Omg I high 5 my phone

[TheTankhunter12]

Toby do gameplay of SAINTS ROW THE THIRD thumbs up if

 you agree!

[RainbowUnicorn4]

This was funny, but when he high-fived ME, I felt like he was hitting me in the face.

[CycloneCal13]

Toby you said you were out of gas but you were driving!!!! YOU'RE A GOD!!!!

[hannaherwin13]

8:24 his arm looks so good :)

[MrDoorvid]

The ad for me was Hey Toby Call me!

[msflyinfilly]

Toby: I can't legally do another high five. Me: you can't legally park there.

[Nacholistic]

0:40 is that a fat joke?!

[lulabell8310]

Toby i wanted to play words with friends with you but can't it says you have too many games :( woe is me

[joedasheep]

the audience is what will kill toby he will try driving and vloging more offten often and he will crash into some sort of solid

[JustGalieX]

Toby, you are one of those people that usually make me take the long way around the parking lot to get to my car, because I'm not sure if it's a vlogger or just a crazy person talking to her/himself.

[Kinkyilu]

DONT DO THE BOOP SO FREAKING HIGH!! .. damnnnnnnn

[andreaVoicesNH]

I actually sneezed during this video :D thrice!!

[Sn1ffdog]

4:36

meowcenaries?

[TheSinisterSquid13]

your car is realy quiet. it must be afraid of your epicosity

[DerekJ70]

i'm just going to go into this parking lot and pull you guys out ... sounds like a pokemon card fetish

[kerri1431]

pause at 8:24 and look at his arm, please:)

[Simmyish]

safety? blurgh says it all



[teapartieseverywhere]

i really wanted to see what was happening that was making him keep going "OHHH NO, OHHH GOD"

[CODMW3FAN360]

I was watching this two times, so you poked both my eyes off i cant see its a mericle that i can memorize the keys on this key board

[xwillles]

Sometimes I just wonder how the hell I found out about you...

[bigblue11151]

@xwillles 

[MexiPanda13]

Am i the only one who smacked the computer screen when he was high fiving?

[SaelaLei537]

I definitely rewinded the video so that I could high-five him all five times XP

[KSBurrito]

High-Fives TO THE FACE!

[michaelcrockett40]

I wanted to see a murder Kitty not a fag talk the hole time. Where's murder Kitty when u need him.

[Buonarr]

trying to eat a silly little biscuit during a toby turner vlog is a FAIL (bcuz i cant stop laughing)

[agmpower13]

CHUCK NORRIS APPROVES TOBUSCUS!!!!!!!!

[MegaWatchinvids]

When Toby said "You're heavy," I was sitting on the couch eating chocolate.

[tiktokfan5000]

Toby, I love you, but keep your fricking eyes on the road. What a bunch of balls! Dont die!

[11Cassaroo11]

Whats the worst thing that could happen? He asked himself that in Assassins Creed Revelations episode 33.... and then he died.... oh dear o.O'

[mykockle]

With the mount... Toby looks like he has Popeye arms

[HezekialtheAvenger]

Tobuscus is the missing link of our genus: Homo Epicositus

[Denise1994Damn]

Toby just bitchslapped me.... And I dont mind..

[99Shadowstep]

:(* /wrists

[RoxasandZexion4ever]

Haha at the end after he did the darkness, redness and whiteness, the light was also darkness, redness and whiteness from right to left on him lol

[thegrim504]

There was an advert for that Revenge show that you like as I was watching this!

[thegrim504]

Tobasco-new shirt idea anyone?

[fingerflipsj97]

Your a cunt tree

[gobstopers111]

High touch!!

[demilover8]

Is it weird if I high fived my iPod?.....almost cracking the screen and making my palm bleed.... I'm also 12 lol nuggets!!!!

[SecretCrusade]

Did anyone noticed that he's not wearing a Tobuscus t-shirt?

[mykockle]

@SecretCrusade It's laundry day... and he has to drive to Vegas to have his mom do it....

[Rhynosaucerous]

@SecretCrusade he doesn't have to wear one every day.

[Mezox102]

@SecretCrusade OMG OMG OMG!!!!! :OOOOO

[Romanlieutenant19]

I almost murdered my computer trying to high five you, dude. :D

[TheRabbitSnickers]

Dear Toby, please don't stop making Cute Win Fail where will the audience here creative introductions if you stop making them.

[TMGepic]

psh t-shits.... meow :3

[TheEarthsLittleAngel]

Toby you boop REALLY loud

[stevemine101]

hes going through withdraw of holding his phone while driving!

[welcome2hellbitches]

ummmmmmmm wtf is this even about? O_o

[powderc84]

my grandma drives faster

[powderc84]

@powderc84 i like cheese



[powderc84]

@powderc84 me too

[AcFunkyFresh]

OMG THAT THUMBNAIL PIC LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY CAT

[spritezero209]

I don't hate him but sometime just stfu what drug are u on and stop screaming

[MrCrue55]

toby turner is the coolest funnnyest fudge nuget dude in the hole frickan world!!!

[cbg777]

How come no one says anything about this kid being a rambling insincere idiot?

[Trixisforkids111]

HAHA STARWARS!!!!

[ExotikMiners]

on 8:22 it looks like u got bug biceps!

[maribia96]

hahaha ur always out of gas :P

[shy2688]

no YOU'RE a country.

[XxFuRyBeAsTxX]

i wonder if people think he is talking to himself in his car???

[theyellowconversable]

@XxFuRyBeAsTxX he IS talking to himself in his car:)

[1092cb]

@XxFuRyBeAsTxX why would they think that hes got about 100,000 people in his car if not more ahahaha!

[izzbizzkate]

DUDE! Where's your tobuscus shirt?!

[KenshinFanatic]

Tobascus sauce? ...of red hotness?

[codsoldier135]

Nope, the multiverse could implode.

[RandomGirl119]

Ohhh yesss I sneezed! <3 Thank you, Toby! I'm gonna send you a photo of my kitty Cali now.

[BLAYDZ99]

Not to burst your bubble or anything but freddie wong did do a vid where a cat killed people - and did you ever think of using a windshild mount up at the top?

[thatguyoverthere48]

murderization! XD

[amdylla]

We want to be held

[masongunmaster42]

OMG toby when you start working out 8:24 0.0

[junjun71395]

I'm out of gas

i'm out of gas

imata gas car

imadagascar

madascara ha! thats a country

[ghostlydeath100]

man bear pig was in this video twice.but wat u didnt no is that i am man bear pig and im behind u.but then i took an arrow to the knee when u were turnining around so u didnt see me

[MrMixer401]

My name is Marshall :D

[marshallegnor]

@MrMixer401 ME TOOOOOOO we are now best friends

[springlovinrose99]

OHEMGEE DUDE! Your buff =O

[hthththhher]

Where is cute win and fail!!!

[TheClawdeen34]

DANG TOBY! U STRONG! 8:23

[TheTopicExchange]

hi we are a new collab channel here on youtube. we are just starting off and we will like it if you can stop by our channel and tell us what you think so far or ways we can improve our skills. we will begin making different theme based videos every week starting next week but we currently have a few intro videos for each different personality on the channel. so please stop by and tell us what you think or maybe leave suggestions for a theme.

thank you for your time

TheTopicExchange

[looper432cp]

who in there right minds would give Toby a licence haha his name

in it is probably TOBUSCUS

[Gpizzel135]

Toby should make a vlog during the end of the world and post it when civilization returns to its current state

[frujka123]

gabuscus shall never be straight

[frujka123]

3,600 like 20 dislikes... TO MANY ZEROS

[SimEmpires]

Where exactly do we send our kitten photo's?

[Colbuscus987]

I sometimes make u on sims 3

[kitak99]

toby you are so buff and cute

[NerdyKoala25]

@kitak99 He's not cute he's hothothothot.

[dgraymanfetish]

...Toby...you could be Marik Ishtar's brother :U...you should go play Troika's Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

[INFINITY3GAMING]

that sounds wrong tobuscus sauce

[xMJ0Ex]

I liked the old name if this vid better. (it was called "Getting Mounted")

[Delboi10]

Your sauce should be called TOBUSAUCE, which sounds a little like TOBUSCUS!

[MiniCylon]

People in LA spend to much time in their cars.

[121GunFreak]

he dint say SPONCER!

[enternal1999]

@121GunFreak ya...he did

[transformerlov3r]

GAHH!!!! IF I HIGH FIVE MY COMPUTER SCREEN ANY MORE IM GONNA BREAK IT!!!!

[SexifoneMasta]

Umm... Isn't this the one called "Getting mounted"??? Thats the one its showing me... :/

[NerdyKoala25]

@SexifoneMasta It was called Getting Mounted but he changed it for no reason. :|

[oliveKos]

Even in the darkness, he can make an intro of whiteness :D

[LittleRockerDude96]

JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! Christian & Single? DOES ANYBODY ELSE GET THIS AD!?

[manutdmas]

i watched this when it was called getting mounted

[BatteryChaos]

This may sound weird but i was counting down from twenty just incase xD

[iNFeCTioNZzv]

Thumbs up if you watched this when it was called GETTING MOUNTED

[Sindoko12]

8:23 Toby's muscley arm veiny buffness :o

[TheDboykiller]

@Sindoko12 Funny how my girlfriend asks wonder what else is veiny too ?

[got2lovethenoob]

2:38 LMFAO HAHA STAR WARS! do you remember? okay... XD

[PimpedHamster]

WHAT CAR DOES TOBY HAVE!!!

[MrChrisKush21]

Like if u were ready to highfive toby!!

[Shinigami884]

I'd love to be the one random person walking by when toby is vlogging and thinking hes a maniac for talking to his car.... :P

[LauraMK8]

I remember when this was called ' GETTING MOUNTED!!' :D

[LunaVolt]

Tobuscus, Leuroi, Marriland, Ashens, Nigahiga. Like if u watch at least two of these Channels!

[RunOutofGoodName]

@wickedintorent haha

[LunaVolt]

Do you like CWF or CWF?????????

[TheLast2424]

boop



[sniperfreak200]

Boobies

[DarkGamer72]

I actually started high fiving the screen..

[Rainbowpie74]

Did you change the name of the video??

[TheFlofloari]

Can someone explain me the cute thing? Please

[NinjaCAT1185]

I SNEEZED!!!! Life = Complete

[emilymonkey19]

Y U CHANGE NAME OF VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?!

[NarutoKazukiSparda]

Remember kids. Don't Toby and drive.

[speedyb39]

Wasn't this called getting mounted?

[undeadarmywat]

The 17 people who dislike should be killed my weapons on murderosity!!

[Deask001]

3.32 "I wanna be holding you". Aaaaw, Tobuscus in our hearts forever!

[ebrach121]

Oh Cute Warfare is just for kittens? I just sent you a picture of my dog :P Opps :/

[Deask001]

@ebrach121 But maybe your dog thinks he is a cat...sort of a Griffzor kind of situation... :P

[itsthemeganb]

TOBASCUS SAUCE! <3

[MrStan713]

sound like he sais ''AHH you got some SMOSH !'' 1:20

[oakka]

:D

Lol, Tobascus sauce. xD I'd eat my cereal with that... Also, me and my friends all ready know that cats are evil murder machines, the correct term for them is "Kombat Kats" or "Kombat Kittens."