First Look - Man U vs Man City - Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow - BBC One

[pogtc12]

ha ha they do sound like gay bars well they they basicaly are

[simonstanier]

No surprise that his wife thought of this, it is actually funny.

[MUFCchamps7]

ARSE Nal haha

[Prawntoastyum]

@MUFCchamps7 Arse anal.

[Tomk552]

fuck sake everytime a think about man utd or man city i will think about this.

[MrDjsmudge]

then he could go to a rave later at Arbroath FC

[northsoulja]

i thought he would of slipped an arsenal joke in there lol (Ass-Nal)

[FTBLewyyC]

@northsoulja why did you change ARSEnal to ASSnal??????

[northsoulja]

@FTBLewyyC lol i was stoned dude

[FTBLewyyC]

@northsoulja get in

[666munch]

33 Man U and Man City fans XD

[TheEddster]

press 2 then 3 = titty clubs

[moodz2]

@TheEddster HA!

[shionamcmillan675]

OMD Michaels dancin! XD

[iiRAZZERii]

lol sooooo wish they had Shrewsbury's old stadium ... good old 'gay meadow'

[iiRAZZERii]

i support man united and im pissing myself

[Follovvth3dream]

press 2 for titty lol

[iitsme89]

press 1 and 2

[michaelmcintyreandme]

Thumbs up if your offended

[MrProksy]

Press 2..for Tity

[eNvyxxKaoS]

I'm going down to Man City to get some Arsenal

[TheFilmWagon]

Press 2. Be amazed

[RITAOTHWWEFAN]

pmsl

[ShandMUFC1991]

haha this is brilliant!

[WifflePig]

Could've made a joke about Arse-n-all

[joshandscott10]

press 2 then 3 titty clubs LOL

[joshandscott10]

keep pressing  2 repeatedly :D

[DwarfShortage99]

any excuse for gay dancing and michael's on it

[loobymufc]

no cos if your a united fan, then its just united not man u, man utd, manchester united, just united.

[ironmanwill007]

Tap 4 pretty quick and he actually says, Dont-cha :D

[TheMincepieMUNCHERS]

When ever someone says Man United or Man City. I just crease up and look at me like.. What the fuck?

[MooMMD]

i love his dancing;D

[stratocaster1986able]

Love his dancing.

[jabjabjabx3]

"where r u goin on saturday" "im goin down man city, yeah"

[bulldogger4242]

2 + 3 = titty clubs

[iTzDaJoKer]

keep pressin 7 to see him do it doggie style with a dog

[xSofieQx]

LOL! the man city and man united bit is funny...but i always cry with laughter when he says "Afterwards a few of us are goin down the MEN arena, wanna come?" hahahaha he's a legend! :)

[andyparker1982]

Hilarious! It's so true! Gay clubs! In your faces Mancs!!! :-D

[xam3liiax]

I love the fact that none of his hair moves apart from his fringe :L

[freddymercuryrules]

I'm a massive fan of Michael McIntyre. However, this was one of the few jokes of his that wasn't the slightest bit funny. It's the sort of thing that we would have said in the school playgrounds as kids, when we used to sing stupid rhymes such as "Man United are short-sighted" and "Liverpool are still at school." It's the sort of thing I'd find funny as five-year-old, if my mate told me it in the school playground, but it has no place at the Apollo.

[bristolboyjames]

@freddymercuryrules christ, its banter.

[xxxKAYVAANSHRIKExxx]

@freddymercuryrules I think you're wrong lol t was pretty funny plus with his cool dancing lol

[msg355]

@freddymercuryrules chill your boner little man...

[olliepfc94]

@freddymercuryrules who cares, people at the apollo laughed

[milesdavisblackmx5]

@freddymercuryrules What a sanctimonious prick you are.

[boshankers12]

@freddymercuryrules And thats why hes a successful comedian and you're probably a scaffolder.

[holliewallie79]

michael mcintyre makes a really good gay dancer........:)

[TrophyOfficial]

aww u can tell he was scared to say it at first in case there were football fans

[kale11111]

this one doesn't get old

[xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE]

nobody wants to hook up with chelsea at man city or man united because they all enjoy arse anal to much

[dudeimepic1]

now I cant listen to someone say Man city or Man United without pissing myself

[MrBeth777]

love this makes me laugh everytime! :)

[TakeThat2011x]

with all the talk he does about gays you would think he is one

[AzraelSWFC2011]

@TakeThat2011x lol. BIt like Ricky Gervais. He seems obsessed with the Cock.

[unspokenscene97]

lol @ that dance

[TheHardcoreReborn]

MEN ARENA LOL

[SarahJane939]

@morganboughey12 MEMORIES !!!

[bennito10]

he is tooo funny man, "afterwards few of us goin down the MEN ARENA, you wanna come" hahahahahah THIS GUY IS CLASSSSSSSSSSS LOOOOL

[michaelmcintyreandme]

lol sooo funny

[michaelmcintyreandme]

THIS IS SOOO FUNNY LOL XD

[Olie23231]

2, then 3 then 6 ;)

[0catie0]

keep pressing 8 but wait like a secound b4 pressing agian

[greciantravellers]

go 2,3,4 lol

[greciantravellers]

lol i really do get it MAN city MAN unitted

[99pkninja99]

press 6 then 7 then 8 loool

[VersaEmergeAreEpic]

Press 2 lol, 'titty' xD

[VersaEmergeAreEpic]

LOOL press 5 continuously xD

[sugarbabe37]

his dance moves are actually pretty good!! XD

[dwflank]

LFC

[BrittanyMiller52]

press 8 then 7 then 7 for an epic dance (when pressing 8 wait till he finishes saying Now the men thats all)

[relecoolgirl1997]

is there anything he says which isnt funny??

[mongopongolongo]

Tee hee

[gracenmg]

anyone know where i can watch the whole thing, tried itunes but theres just 1 other one :(

[xMissLaurenx13]

@gracenmg - Buy the dvd of Amazon

Its Michael McCintyre Live and Laughing (on the dvd it should have HELLO WEMBLY on it.)

On the menu where you actually play the FULL live performance of wembly it will have 'Comedy Roadshow' so just click on that :)

It shows both the Wembly(for like 2 hours of comedy non stop) and Comedy Roadshow performance(it only shows Michael's jokes though :)

Hope I helped :)

[mrghosty2010]

Press 8, then 2, then 3 then 4 to get Now the men, titty clubs DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER!!!!!

[chutmybut]

2 for titty ;]

[gunnersburyzane]

6 for micheal jackson

[MrMegaPrankster]

lool his dances are siik

like this if you agree

[MrMegaPrankster]

'gay clubs'

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[HarryMCFC]

im a mancity fan but LOL

[deanhill1995]

Press 2 for 'titty' ;)

[JOSHUAWYNN07]

Press 4 For DODODODODODODODO MESSANGER

Press 5 For Michael Shakin His Butt

[ranbrent]

@JOSHUAWYNN07 4 is "Don't shoot the messanger"

[LajjfurbZcoolseekerZ]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ChelseaAvram]

Press

1 for Michael catching his breath

2 for "Titty"

:)

[ripchuckshuldiner1]

@ChelseaAvram

4 for "Don't shoot" aswell 

[71to96]

@ChelseaAvram 2 and 3 for titty..club :)

[AngryVideoGameNoid]

surprise he didn't get well beaten up by people outside the venue lol

[1965redarmy]

He's got the man city walk off to a tee. Gay club, Gay fans.LUHG

[CadetJumbo]

i luv his dancing XD

[callin2427]

hahaha more, whhere is the whole show?

[frenchyManUTD1989]

haha "I'm going down Man City"

[metalgirl150]

hahah HIS GAY DANCING IS PRICELESS xD

[elanamiranda]

LMFUCKINGAO.

[TELFORD88]

it seems 30 people are going to Man city this friday lol

[Yung1s]

This was class!!! Not the joke I was expecting clicking on this vid. I see 30 dislikes from Manchester fans with no humour.

[1994PandaBeth]

I love how his wife puts things quite bluntly...xP

[ooOFudgeOoo]

sorry to be a spoil sport,but if u say it as manchester city/united then it doesnt really work...tehe

[nicantoniou]

FAIL

[LaurenPaige100]

LMAO! his dancing :')

[Youdontwantmyusernam]

funny how he instantly shifts the blame onto his wife

[mrbaker118]

yeahh man united its absolutely ace! hahahaha

[gogojoebhoy]

lol hilarious

[Tammy12745]

Lol man city are gay Manchester united aint a gay club Lol :P

[chris25wigan]

@Tammy12745 Fuck off back to london... this city is ours

[Tammy12745]

@chris25wigan If you support Wigan you need your head testing :P

[INSHREDS85]

@chris25wigan Is Wigan in North or South manchester......Proper Manchester is red!!!

[no1gret]

@INSHREDS85 Wigan isn't even in Manchester, its halfway between Liverpool and Manchester. Hence, all of our problems getting people from the town to go and watch their local team :#

[INSHREDS85]

@no1gret I was bein sarcastic

[LanaNatalia]

gayness at 0:31

[KaratexxGirl]

I love it when he dances =L

[franinconverse]

Win!! So funny

[PatchKndl]

he should have said " have you met old trafford yet"

[AidanVaroloWhite7]

@PatchKndl wtf???

[stratocaster1986able]

Can't stop laughing at his dancing.

[duncandohnut1993]

later they can go to ARSE ANAL xD

[churchjamespeter]

@duncandohnut1993 shit joke try harder next time

[duncandohnut1993]

@churchjamespeter yet i find it more beneficial than your comment

[danny1229c]

@duncandohnut1993 this made me laugh more than the vid ;-)

[duncandohnut1993]

@danny1229c haha, cheers mate :P

[churchjamespeter]

@duncandohnut1993 fucking shit joke get a life, oh yeah you don't have one

[duncandohnut1993]

@churchjamespeter cool story bro. 

[churchjamespeter]

@duncandohnut1993 thanks

[CoDxXxIVIarkxXx]

@duncandohnut1993 fucking beast of a joke XD

[stevied2k10]

@duncandohnut1993 hahaha

[ulnelson]

@duncandohnut1993 thats poor man smh. just ur team got dissed yer

[duncandohnut1993]

@ulnelson Jeeze. The amount of people that try to start arguments on youtube. For your information i support Reading, i think that Michael McIntyre's section here was very funny and the name Arsenal could also be viewed as funny. But let me guess. You support them?

[ulnelson]

@duncandohnut1993 nar i support spurs and just thought i would defend arsenal! fool

[duncandohnut1993]

@ulnelson And why's that?

[cymruisrael]

homophobic fool

[moou2]

ooo dulally busketts eh meh duffles do wuggie wuggie oat da wai

[maxboii1]

Am Man utd fan but is class

[JessMurgatroyd]

I'm actually from Manchester hehe

This is class

I love this guy

One of the lucky ones to have met him.

[2010MUSTY]

im not being reists

srry if u think i am

[2010MUSTY]

but man unt were made first so man city can theyre kiss there black asses and quit



[ComboKickChicken]

@2010MUSTY Lol, I do agree with you a little, but learn to spell.

[gezdaring]

@2010MUSTY Ardwick Association Football Club changed their name to Manchester City Football Club in 1894.

Newton Heath LYR Football Club changed its name to Manchester United in 1902. So you tell me which was first?

And although you arn't the most racist person on YouTube by a long stretch, You are still a little bit racist.

[Cheesybake]

haha! i actually LOL'd

[emilychickkx]

he would be a really good gay person.

[SuperJakeybakey]

@emilychickkx one one of his shows he admitted that he was

[ihnezz]

@SuperJakeybakey he's married. -.-

[SuperJakeybakey]

@ihnezz i know, but that is what he said in his latest show though

[ihnezz]

@SuperJakeybakey I guess it would've just been to please the crowd, he's a comedian. But meh. ^-^ I really don't mind either way, I still love him.

[SuperJakeybakey]

@ihnezz yeah

[DMaddox2010]

@emilychickkx its called Camp

[xsugarqueenx1994]

i will never view man u and man city the same ever again after that. <3 :D

[TheStripeyStudios]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[iddycool]

Manchester FTW!

[billywiz661]

It might be in Manchester but he probably didn't realise. PS yu must be the retard you can't spell everton !!

[devilgirl1213]

@billywiz661 you're just an idiot who has realised how wrong he is and is trying to cover it up. Just shut up and accept that you were wrong.

PS you can't talk 'yu'?

[evartonrox]

@billywiz661 the gig is in manchester u retard

[HazzaWazza91]

Man City are the only gay team.. bunch of foriegn dickheads

[xrmd2005x]

@HazzaWazza91 says a Man U fan

[HazzaWazza91]

@xrmd2005x

lol yep and proud :) 

[xrmd2005x]

@HazzaWazza91 hmmmm i wouldn't be

[HazzaWazza91]

@xrmd2005x

fair enuf bro

[collinslfc]

@HazzaWazza91

a Man United fan complaining about a team having foreign players, have you checked your own squad in the last..i dont know.. 10 years?

[CardClashersHub]

THE MEN ARENA LOL

[ribenariver]

He does the PERFECT mancunian accent!

[emys834]

:L agreed but i apps Love Man United!! x

[jakemyers2]

the funny thing is that they do and ive never realised it lol

[tommybritain]

WE LOST LAST WEEK AND WE LOST TODAY, WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK COZ WE'RE ALL PISSED UP...MCFC,OK!

[mAnclTy]

haha i support man city guess they both do sound gay xD

[smilerboyboy]

@mAnclTy yet you are from Attlebourgh? Glory supporter isnt in it!

[dormiensdraco]

I'm gay and i dont find this insulting, thinks its very funny.

[McBane10]

lmaoooooooo as if gay people actually just burst into dance when asked where they are going on a saturday!!

[MonsterGagaFame99]

Where you going on saturday....Going down man. city :P i love the dancing lol.

[acme181169]

WRONG! Everybody knows Man Utd is in London!

[kiundot]

@acme181169 what?

[MultiBakerboy]

He is one of the best commidians ever, he makes me laugh so much, his accents are brilliant!