The Rules of the Men's Bathroom (5/31/11 - #12)

[happyhippos4449grrl]

I don't care if there's a guy right next to me. I'm in there to pee-if there's a urinal available I use it. *shrug*

[Zhaquiri]

I can never 'go' when some1 else is standing right beside me; with that said, I like the one-urinal-apart rule. But if I have the option to use the stall, I go for it. I always have a hard time peeing when some1 else is around (I can see them or they can see me). It's a private, romantic moment between me & my winky as I hold it gently, & you're watching me? I understand you're waiting for ur turn, but look at something else besides ppl trying to pee! Look at that tissue on the floor or w/e!

[nancycohen0818]

you are right and them unisex bathrooms are the worst. i was in my college and a guy just came out of the bathroom, so i went in to pee and there was pee everywhere. there was pee on the floor, on the seat, on the back of the toilet. i walked out without going, it seems like some guys just let it fly all over.

[DavidAlexZokoe]

It's nice to know there are some men out there that wash their hands! I've been married for over a year now, and i JUST found out that my husband doesn't wash his hands after using a public restroom, because he says it's "dirty"...sooo, your implying that your penis is clean?!?

[lover4hotmen]

Nice insight

[timinlex]

At a toilet, guys should always lift the seat to pee. I came in (to a small restaurant restroom with only one seat and no urinal) after an old dude took a long time and apparently refused to lift the seat (or couldn't) and tried to aim into the seat but missed all over the place. I guess he couldn't balance himself to lift the seat or something, who knows, but it was gross.

[Axalarax]

this is a bit late. BUT WHAT IF THERE ARE SIX URINALLSSS????

[liljessboboy]

I hate how some choose not to aim when we have the ability to do so... it ends up puddled on the floor or all over the seat in the stall! WHATHEHECK?! -.-

[david61accord]

Taking the stall when there are urinals available is just wrong! There could be a "my tummy is not my friend" emergency and that poor dude is stranded in a sea of unused urinals.....while the peeing dude is taking his desperately needed place.

[XxwhogirlferretluvxX]

lol, nah guy... its just you. eye veering is the best!!! especially if it makes em really awkward

[chibilover93]

always go in the handicap stall screw wheelchairs and old ppl lol i like the room!!

[papa10211961]

you got male issues .

[SiddifOnline]

My rule would be stop flooding the floor (either by taps or backed up stalls) nearly every time I'm at an ice hockey match at least one of the public toilets are flooded with an inch or 2 of water.

[ImANerdYoureAnAss]

If I was going to create one rule... soundproofing. I don't want to hear if it's number one or two, it makes me nervous :)

[ImANerdYoureAnAss]

wow... we women have it easy on the bathroom front

[CoryMalik]

@ImANerdYoureAnAss and mens restrooms are always dirty too

[WordlessThrenody]

I pose this question to everyone.... What about in the circumstances of being in a gay bar? Something tells me at that point, these rules are just plain GONE.

[Blazer1998]

the only exception of the urinal rule is when ur at a major sporting event

[Sexycosy]

So many rules, dude, I'm gonna piss my pants!!! LOL

Relax, take it out and let it out... it's NOT that complicated

I don't think even chicks care so much about this (and they go 2 the bathroom together!!!)

[jaydogg321]

I usually look over to the guy to the left and the guy to the right and ask.... do you have any Grey Poupon? and for some reason they get on their knees. Weird

[papa10211961]

@jaydogg321 : agreed.

[Mr4real9]

I always look forward FTW lol idk haha

[dvldnl]

I didn't pay attention because I am a quarter, & quarters do not have a penis. LOL J/K

[hijakaftoyl]

this is very interesting cus I'm a girl yet I have always had these "rules" for when I go to the restroom (except obviously with stalls and not urinals haha) xD I purposely go to the farthest stall haha unless there are no other options haha

[ClarkNotKent]

This rule regards us females. The womens rr is always way more dirty than the mens ladies flush the toilet and if it's your time of month I don't want to know by the blood stains you leave on the toilet seat! Gross I know but it happens thumbs if you ever walked into this situation.

[lifemakesmelaf]

@ClarkNotKent ugh! especially when it's mixed with pee and they didn't flush...it's so sick! ):

[lemmingluv4525]

you toolio :3

this is such good information...only imma girl soo...ya XD

[jucabiroba]

I cant pee with somebody next to me. NEVER! Somebody has the same 'problem'?

[bobwinsthelottery]

Lol funny video and comments. I just follow the lines on the wall lol

[limegreenpimp]

TOOL!

[papasitoman]

I get stage fright and can´t pee when other guys are around me or waiting in line behind me..... :(

[bobwinsthelottery]

@papasitoman Omg I know so true!

[JC0750]

kiss your face too

[JC0750]

I went to a bar in Addison one time and I was in the restroom and I was peeing and there was a guy next to me that was staring at my penis. what does that mean?

[XxXDanielDinosaurXxX]

"Only when you're wasted. Which is the rule for everything.."

I have to make sure to hang out with you when you're drunk. ;)

[Keebs41]

This information is highly irrelvant to be, being female and all, but just in

case I get hit with some radio activity that turns me into a man, I now know the sacred rules for the man's bathroom.

[TomatoWithARifle]

They should just put those dividers between the every stall like they do in some places

[chubbaluvva]

I gotta rule for the bathroom...always wipe front to back.

[Ariananikita]

Actually, the washing the hands thing DOES have research to back it up (or...similar research). If someone is watching you, you're more likely to do "the right thing". The cool thing about this is that there was a study done with university students in which they were "accidentally" given a sheet with the answers to a test they were writing. They were less likely to cheat if there was a picture of an eye on the wall, facing them.

[Jimplicit]

These rules are mostly for guys who are insecure about their sexuality

[lunardrip]

What strategies do you use when it's one of those single, elongated urinals (they look like horse troughs) where you're basically sharing the same urinal with several other guys? Sure they aren't as common but some of the most public areas, like stadiums, still have them in my area.

[ajxuereb]

The best washroom are the ones with divider walls between the urinals. My college had those

[HolyIncorporated]

I didnt pay much attention but can i have a quarter?

[Shortcut888]

The Rules of the Women's bathroom:

Go to the toilet already, have you seen the queue???

[FinalCherbim]

At least I always wash my hands after pee

[TMSH90]

i never use the urinals....

[qncsc]

@SupDaily06 - DISAGREE - i wish guys would not use the stall if it is for a piss.

please piss in the urinal. the same guys that select the stall to piss in (over 10 open urinals) are the same wimpy guys that piss all over the seats, piss all over the floor and do not flush! otherwise, yes, space yourself -- but choose the open urinal; if you have the option of choosing a urinal or stall, please choose the urinal to piss in, even if it means standing next to a dude!

[51235465789]

U forgot to say that if u walk in and no one is using the urinals u always take the one next to a wall

[DvT093]

@thejudgemeister I agree with you completely!

[RuskiHomie]

is it normal if i pee with blood

[m4kub3x2006]

I call SHENANIGANS on the stall selection. I've been using the public restroom for a long time, and every time I walk in I see men lined up next to each other. I have NEVER seen anyone leave a urinal free, especially if there are multiple people waiting. I have never seen someone walk in, see a few open spaces at the urinal, and then run to the stall unless they needed it for specific purposes...I agree with most of the rest of what you said though.

[asterismxx]

LMAO @ the whole refusal to flush after someone else! haha

[bekiki]

I liked it..where's my hug? I favorited it... where's my kiss? lol

[josonwong91]

you are a bit gay. :) just a bit, no big deal

[nate2551]

A lot are starting to have this privacy walls between the urinals.

[MsFARWAZ]

apparently there are stickers of flies in front of the urinal at some clubs so that guys know where to aim if they are too drunk to coordinate...weirddd!!!

[thejudgemeister]

I have to disagree with you on these rules. When you have to go, you have to go. If there is a urinal open, I'm going unless the person next to it is acting strange or something. I would not wait in line if there is one open. When I have done that before, guys have walked past me and taken the open one. :) A special note... if one is not open, the talking to somebody works... especialy strangers. Guys tend to make a quick exit and yes... without washing their hands. lol

[TonicMike]

Every man SHOULD be born with this information but some are not aware of the Rules of the Men's Room! I follow the rules and often some guy will violate them by coming up right next to me. How do you handle it when someone does that or worse...decides he's going to be your new best friend and tries to strike up a conversation?

[BZ98]

Never use the stalls if you have to shit.... chances are those are nasty.....

[jackmh2o]

Why did you explain the rules that like breathing every man know from birth?

[Drusilla76]

wow... i am glad that i am a woman now

[Schleppy13]

U forgot about the rule about shaking it more than twice

[DestinyRoxx]

Then how can all you guys pee beside each other onto the same tree or same rock and laugh about it?

[ToneeRhianRose]

The 1 rule I have for the restroom is no talking on the phone...texting is fine though. The reason is that you can't see the person in the stall next to you so you don't really know if they're talking to you or someone on their phone.

I think some girls can be as gross if not grosser than boys about not flushing the toilet after using it. They'll sometimes smear their shit all over the seat. Or if they're on they're period & get blood on the seat they'll leave that there. :P

[ToneeRhianRose]

Makes you wonder if they'd do that in a public toilet, what they're doing at home or their friend's homes.

[zombiedoll1265]

conserve water... shower together

[gcblue18]

this is one of the good things about being a girl, there really are no rules for the bathroom so yay!!

[DulceMnM]

Aye aye aye... whats wrong with chatting in the bathroom, guys? "Yo dude u're Jordan's are fly! Where ya get em?" "Thanx bro! Foot Locker was having a buy one get the other half off! :)" "Sweet!" Ha! Hahaha! Yea that does sound a bit weirduh! :P

Actually, OT, my main interest was ur shirt. I freaking love it! Something my brother would wear cause its funny n colorful. lol Where did u get it from?

[AnnaMayaHouse]

I've never quite understood why men are expected to use urinals. It's fast for sure, but also terribly socially awkward I would imagine (and as demonstrated by this vid). Would women ever be expected to pee in the presence of others? No. It seems to me that limiting the number of stalls for men is a financial decision, nothing more.

[Shadwkat69]

Wow Chris that was eye opening. ( So glad you caught the wrench ref btw cuz I sooooo coughed on my fresca when you whipped out your...tool ) lol

This was an eye opening expose!! of the Male restroom code! ;) After all female code is kinda anything goes. <.< Ackwarrrddddd situations right there.

Hope your enjoying your week!!

Pew Pew to you too!! MWah!

: Katt :

[Dottie2288]

WAIT! You changed it! Earlier it was like for a kiss and favorite for a hug! Oh well, I'll do both anyways :)

[sarahs373]

i never use the restroom if its packed because i don't like to feel rushed....

[HarveyHopkins]

95% of dudes wash their hands in a public restroom after takin' a piss. 0% of dudes wash their hands after takin' a piss at their house.

[callmecrazybecoziam]

i swear chris you keep switching up which is a hug & which is a kiss.

pew pew.

[DaBiznotchos]

I never use the public restroom, i would explode my bladder than use one. :X

[dancing1133]

i swear when girls are in the bathroom we always talk to each other and smile, obviously not when doing our business but when we get out, its a smile, and omg where did you get those shoes. its a friendly place in the girls bathroom haha

[Shadein]

Dude i totally agree with this, but i never got the urinal thing. But when me and a friend are in a bathroom, i never talk to them, but sometimes they talk to ME! Ugh i usually just nod my head to acknowledge what they said, i try not to talk back lol

[defenderfortheEld]

Or you could man up and flush the stall toilet if you need to use it

[Click0next]

Last week i walked into the mens bathroom at my school and this really fat wierd senior had his pants on his ankles and his furry ass was showing i walked out and almost vomited, you forgot that rule never pull your pants all the way down (although once your over the age of 6 you should know that one).

[Darralena]

I believe the same rules apply for the women. Oh and that's a pretty snazzy watch you're wearing. Me likey :)

[AdamUPN0w]

2:56 Well don't get so the advertisement that you forget your pissing.

[sithioth]

Keep your eyes one the road. And if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it. Lol

[marinesrock316]

bahaha try having a conversation with a stranger while using the peeing thing lol "hey how u doing?" lol

[lorpatty]

U kinda of look like Dane Cook Tool. =) Funny as hell. I gald women doesn't have that problem. The only real problem we have is long lines and does women who stands in front of the mirror forever!!!

[2quickforya]

rule number 1 : Never i mean NEVER break out into a song when you are peeing

[AMINASUCKER]

after reviweing this and all rules and have found that all words in this vid are TRUE

[SerchZarate23]

pi pis! jajaja :D

[manystar]

why did u posted this? did something happened to u?

[ddAdmire]

americans are so uptight.

[houstoncjones]

1. shake it more than 2 times your playing with yourself.

2. never aknoledge the person with loud poop noises.

3. and final never lagh at the person doing the pee pee dance lol

[818zCrazyBaby]

heres a rule for girls never stand infront of the sink doing ur make up u r messing it up for everyone else

[JawheadTV]

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE

[SupDaily06]

@JawheadTV google "The Clap"

[JawheadTV]

@SupDaily06 LOL!!! SHIT IS NOT COOL....

[ger6111]

so what if someone looks @ a dick!

[Sun30126]

LOL now that is funny. Good rules to remember for my next time that I am in a public bathroom.

[ashwinmahtani]

@SupDaily06 You know the coins are next to each other? They clearly aren't following your rules even though you've designed this

[rambozo8]

what was the worst public restroom or experience in one you have had?

[MrCockFish]

@rambozo8 I was pissing in a urinal and there were other people pissing beside me... then suddenly my friend calls out my name ( i got surprised and turned my body to the side) and ended up soaking some guys jeans

[Iluvyoulotss]

This is why guys don't understand the thing girls do (go to the bathroom in pairs). We have stalls and it's acceptable to have a conversation while we are doing our business haha

[Von12]

If these are he rules...why the hell do they bother putting those extra urinals in between? Why not just keep them spaced out?

[SupDaily06]

@Von12 solutions!

[callmecrazybecoziam]

@Von12 because the designers are old pervs

[Zeroprobabilityvids]

"Please refrain from calling me a tool in the comments"

lol 

[ngarcia257]

I never pee in stall ... Yeah im nervous about it...

[KrazyRawb]

lmao

[indestructiblemb]

This explains so much, like why there never seems to be a line for the guys room yet theres a line extending outside of the place to the womens restroom >.< if I end up in a line I tend to scream in my head "STFU and go already!" Although this is also coming from a woman that doesn't wear make up at all so I don't spend a half hour fixing myself up before leaving either XD

[gigasnail]

One tip I can give: When there is someone already at a stall and they notice you walk in but have not started peeing, I pre-wash my hands so they can hear the water running so there is no awkward not peeing situation. This is especially helpful for nervous pee'ers. Also when I used to have to clean the restroom at work I would leave a trashcan by the door for those guys that use the towel instead of touching the door.

[OnlyTheAbandoned]

lol i usually just refrain from using public restrooms xD

[iibillydii]

you said " you give hugs to anyone, your not afraid" so why are you afraid to stand beside another guy at a urinal? That sounds like insecurity. If you gotta go, you gotta go. you shouldn't wait. You don't have to talk to the guy beside you. Do your business and get out!

[SupDaily06]

@iibillydii i dont have my penis out when i hug.....or do i??

[TheKrisBliss]

@SupDaily06 hahahaha

[callmecrazybecoziam]

@SupDaily06 your comments always make me laugh

[Ariananikita]

@SupDaily06 YAY! Penis hug! ^_^ (I mean...one-way. I don't have a penis. I'm a chick)

[supricky06]

Everytime you talk i feel like we share the same brain!

[SupDaily06]

@supricky06 I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!

[makeitupcanada]

some of the other males would have broken the rule if all but 1 urinal was free. sounds like a huge dilemma type situation. just like when females are waiting to use the restroom and the person before you lays one down...its like major suffocation. xxoo

[BWsolar]

Personnaly i can't use public bathroom, I mean Even when I really need to use it, Once i'm there ... That need is gone.

[BWsolar]

Here's a Rule never use public Bathroom. Always do what you should do at home before leaving.

[SupDaily06]

@BWsolar if i need to do number 2 and i cant do it at home i will use a public one to avoid stinking up a friends bathroom....respect!

[BWsolar]

@SupDaily06 Yeah but you know, The world is my bathroom, If you know what i mean ... lol, let's say that's choice N° 3, I really hate those akward situations, it really make me unconfortable.

[beeka514]

@BWsolar i use that rule! Always!

[SamWilber]

I've been waiting for someone to make a video like this hahaha

[SupDaily06]

@SamWilber YOU ARE WELCOME!

[ChickbabeC1]

What about both sex bathrooms???

[SupDaily06]

@ChickbabeC1 those are just weird!

[SupDaily06]

@Fuzzels65 its like NO DUDE IM BUSY!

[bamarmyTV]

since you wanted to be a choir teacher you should give out some singing lessons on your supdaily06 :D I would appreciate it.

[SeriouslySmart]

The pathetic thing is that I'm a girl and I knew almost all of this.

[SupDaily06]

@SeriouslySmart i guess its common sense hahah

[bamarmyTV]

since you wanted to be a choir teacher you should give out some singing lessons.

[SupDaily06]

@bamarmyTV I will try and figure that out.

[ttylxyz]

omg im sooo close to first

[SupDaily06]

@ttylxyz you reached for the moon but still landed amongst the stars :)

[ttylxyz]

@SupDaily06 omg i cant belive you talked to me im now the happyest girl on earth.

[ttylxyz]

@SupDaily06 i seariously just fainted. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR COMENTING ON MY COMENT. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPEND BEFORE. : )

[ToriNoDuh]

tool (;

[SupDaily06]

@ToriNoDuh DAMN IT!

[GiantMonkeyKiller]

Once I was peeing in an urinal and I was all alone.

Until a dude walked in and started peeing in the urinal RIGHT next to me.

Why would you do something like that?

[SupDaily06]

@GiantMonkeyKiller he liked you!

[jrledesma1]

3rd



[rockerninja7795]

ughh almost first ¬¬ lol

[SupDaily06]

@rockerninja7795 keep trying you will get there!

[ELRAFA007]

Hi dude :P

[SupDaily06]

@ELRAFA007 hey mang!

[ELRAFA007]

@SupDaily06 lool i feel cool you replied :P this video reminded me of the psp commercial where the guy is playing his psp in a urinal and the guy besside him starts looking and then is like "can i play with it"

[SupDaily06]

@ELRAFA007 thats a nono!

[ELRAFA007]

@SupDaily06 lmaoo :D