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  • Try this one: A rerturned grenade by an enemy can kill an ally

  • now i dont have to worry about a monster jumping out of the toilet when i take a piss...

  • LMAO NUTSHOT!

  • um excuse me sir just let me reach down there and get my tomahawk

  • Ballistic knife is not ON the body so its busted not comfirmed :P lol

  • hehehehe silver penis for a silver hawk

  • lol

  • He disapeared and came back like: look what you've done):

  • It's s tomadick.. No it's a tomacawk... No it's a white oddly colored Wang...

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  • Tomacawk

  • Tomadick.

  • It would land right there

  • i did this with my bro i seen my tomahawk so i killed him

  • dick magnet lol

  • pussy magnet lol

  • tomahawk dildo :)

  • full metal penis !

  • thumbs up for spazzy tomahawk

  • prefect

  • Thumbs up for Tomahawk in eggs :D

  • its the ghost of the tomahawk :O

  • i found this first...no joke

  • Thumbs up for Tomocawk

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  • of course people would only notice the tomahawk is on his dick...

  • he has a tomadick

  • TOMACAWK!

  • What map?

  • lol a tomhawk penis

  • 3 rapidly for T-BAG! :D

  • thats called circumcision

  • thumbs up for TOMAHAWK WILLY

  • i thumbed up for tomacawk!

  • "what about Balistic Knives?"

    *knife floating beside the guy*

    Me:"Close Enough"

  • Its a tommycock haha

  • semtex?

  • BME pain olympics

  • Steel dick

  • The Tomahawk got lost at 0:19 :P

  • Is that a tomahawk in your pants or are you just happy to see me???

  • Excuse me, sir, but your tomacawk is hanging out.

  • DO I LEAVE IT IN OR PULL IT OUT SOMEONE TELL LEAVE IT IN TAKE IT OUT LEAVE IT IN TAKE IT OUT AHHHH!!!!!!

  • hung like a tomohawk

  • I can hear subliminal near the end

  • he has now no more balls :D

  • Tomahawk cock.

  • tomahawk is his boner??

    

  • thumbs up if loud sound help you get through the dead island trailer :D

  • that knife likes him

  • How did u get on the zipline ???

  • The tomacrawk protects your bird from gays.

  • The tomacrawk is a bird protector.

  • omg poor dude i would not like to have a tomahawk stuck there

  • Puddi puddi, giga puddi

  • did he rip out the tomahawk?

  • Thumbs UP! if u think defendthehouse is running out of ideas

  • keep pressing 3 for crazy dance :D

    WOW DTH All your videos are fuckin funny and great :)

  • he came walking at you like

    "bro, that hurts, why did you do that?"

  • omg tomacawk had me rolling

  • wtf with floating ballistic knife kill?

  • hes a human tomahawk dispenser!

  • Wow did anyone watch the ad to this vid, 14 trillion dollars is a shitload of money (obviously) but the amount of space it could take up is just unthinkable, Another 4 years of Obama will be an economic collapse as far as the advertisement said.

  • IN DA BALLS! >:D.....poor guy :l

  • @Hakaan256 Its Kowloon

  • Who can tell me what song this is? Its sick!

  • How do you retrieve a thrown tomahawk or ballistic knife there?

  • what level is zipline?

  • @bonoto89 kowloon

  • i love the way people tbag on this ,  its amusing ! :P

  • t-bagger

  • white dick. dickheadless

  • @Kad2124 there aren't non-explosive tip arrows in multiplayer.

  • what about the crossbow non explosive tips

  • @Kad2124 yeah good luck getting that in multiplayer

  • dangly weenie

  • claymores at the end of the zipline.... PRICELESS

  • is that them talking at 1:33? thumbs up if u think it is!!

  • @ZLGStarr It's part of the song.

  • @BeyondExile oh ok thx

  • only 19 more..

    

  • crossbow?

    

  • nice place to put a tomahawk

  • nice throw

  • all these glitches get patched anyway

  • his zipper is just undone

  • Lol @ Tomacawk

  • Look ma! i have a Metal dick replacement!

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  • 0:26 Sir, may I please have some help?

  • gypsy tomahawk...

  • how do people find these things?

  • nut shot nice

  • 92 people tryed this

  • thumbs up for a tomahawk for a boner!

  • PRESS 3 FOR AXE RAPE!!!

  • i like how the tomahawk looked for its new owner

  • This is why battlefield will always pass Call of Duty. Stupid glitches.

  • the ballistic knife one made him look like he was getting a shot from teh doctors :|

  • Man with tomahawk in him: hey sweetie you know you said you always wanted kids

    Man with tomahawk in him wife: yea

    Man with tomahawk in him: yeaaaa i dont see that happening now

  • +1exp.-sigh- only 5,894 exp to go -_-

  • TOMACAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • in the balls

  • if that was me id me like *wee!* then *oww my balls!*

  • i just have to ask... why the hell are there care packages outside tha map?? O_o

  • not thumbs up for hax

  • Pardon Me Sir But i Belive Ur Ballistic Knive Has Missed Yet I Died xD

  • OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWW

  • lol :P nice aiming >:)

  • lol  tomacawck

  • Hopefully he already had kids

  • looks like it hurt BAD

  • Name of song?

  • split his sack

  • this actualy happened to me in a wager match but t was with a balistic knife. i spawned and im like wtf why is there a balistic knife stuck to me :P

  • dick shot

  • aww no balisticock :(

  • 0:19 wow my tomahawk can FLY....BIIITCH

  • Did you see the tomahawk in midair before suddenly flying back into the person after he spawned

  • lol a tomahawk that cut off his balls

  • ouch!!!!!

    

  • Well there goes sex...

  • this happened 2 me once lol

  • The funny thing is that the tomacawk is indesicible where it should go and then it is like "Fuck it i'm going back in his body!"

  • its just a scratch

  • owwww, what a way to lose manhood

    lol

  • 1:16 kinda big hitbox

  • so in an actual match could this be used to see where that person spawns next? with the tomacawk you could see it move to his respawning body. so could it actually show you where?

  • tomaNUTS!

  • I tomohawked this guy in the butt when he went on the zip line. does that mean he got anally raped, twice?

  • thumbs up for floating ballistic knif

  • Technically the ballistic knife didn't spawn "in" his body. BUSTED

  • 1:13 thumbs up for out of map care packages lol

  • what map has a zipline anyway ?

  • thumbs up if you only liked this video for the tomacawk

  • what about crossbow?

  • Tomacock :D

  • is that the new map? Or What Map is it?

  • ballistic knife in the crotch? ballistacock

  • nut shot

  • *respawns and looks down*

    "Oh hey, do you want your tomahawk back?"

    "Uh....no thanks, you can keep it."

  • Tomadi*k

    

  • tomacock?

  • pached???

  • Nuts

  • The tomahawk is in the

  • damn the guy didnt get a balisdick

  • press 1 5 9 and that is all u need to know fir the vid

  • Lol T-Bag (tomohawk bag)

  • instead of comfirmed after you killed him with a headshot with ballistic it should be OWNED

  • funniest myth ever

  • I now have a tracker

  • tomocock ftw!

  • hold 3 for mega teabag

  • It makes sense, just like that you can take again the tomahawk

  • This is very... painful video.

  • @TechnoBeatz477 either that or he pisses metal XP

  • Player:"I knew the ballistic knife missed!"

  • that dosen't look right

  • like for nutsearching tomacawk :D

  • Hey uh Tim is that a tomahawk in your pants or are you just happy to see me? also thumbs up for possesed knife following that ghost ( irony )

  • i dont wanna pick up the tomahawk :(

  • I didn't know cawks can glow i want one!

  • oooooh shooooot my vagina bleeding i hit my period

  • how do i grab that out...?

  • At least you'll know where he'll spawn next

  • Leaves me with a question. What about multiple Ballistic Knives and tomahawks?

  • Thats what happened to me LOL