Wow. I was just curious hoe people kill lobsters. I personally don't eat seafood. Why? Because I'm allergic too it. Why? I don't know. I just can't eat it. Again, just curious...
To make sure you get the brain you need to start at the low end of the shell that has the head and cut up towards the head. If you do that you will def get the brain. You may have gotten it that time as it could have been the relfexes of the Lobster made it move.
@mysticwatercrystal when your feel pain, even for a nanosecond, your nerves instantly fire away in response to the pain. And that responses causes the muscles to move in response, weakening exponentially over time.
Dude, I just want to let you know that I've been searching for an accurate video of humanely killing a lobster. Couldn't find one, but I did find your video, which was so sad but I couldn't help but laugh. It was obvious you cared but were just uninformed. Since witnessing your error, I was able to find an accurate website that said you have to cut further back on the head. So in a way you saved the 4 lobsters we had to kill today. I say "we" because I couldn't do it. Cheers to your bravery!
That lobster was dead as soon as you made the first cut. You literally cut its brain in half and separated it. To the best of my knowledge nothing has a chance of living after that except maybe certain flat worms. Its just muscle spasms making it move. Good job.
I saw a quick knife kill here on YouTube. He made it look easy etc. The store I work at nukes them upside down in 18mins. After your video I think a microwave is better.
hey man, I think you did kill him, I dont think he felt any pain... its one of those weird things in Nature when animals still move after being killed.. Like a chicken.. When they cut the head off a chicken the body still runs around.. its weird...
Once you sever its nervous system it cannot feel a thing an is a 100% brain dead.
The only reason why it keeps moving is because its nervous system is going haywire after dismembering it therefore it will keep on sending electrical impulses to the muscles thus producing motion.
Such motion may make you think that its still alive but its totally dead and not feeling a thing.
hey a lobster's brain operates from 13 ganglia points, beginning behind the eyes and towards the tail...so u have to really cut it from the brain to the tail
cutting the lobster from that point only disables part of the lobster's brain.. just imagine if your brain extended from your head to your lower back....
Why did it sound like you were opening an old door when you put the blade in it's head? Anyways, nice attempt, I couldn't justify the effort for the meat though. Us humans are pretty fucked up. Favorite Food: Still pizza.
I don't want to tell you you did anything wrong because you did it somewhat right, but maybe you didn't cut it back far enough? Don't worry at all about people saying you caused it pain. Everything they eat was caused pain before it died...Unless they're vegans. Then they're trolling lobster vid's and not allowing society to progress because they're stopping windmils from being built because bats run into them and die...Anyways, I hope that tasted good for the work you put into that :D!
hi, im a cook, i got a tip for you, if its for homecooking and u got time, place him with his head down on ur board, placing him verticly, then rub the back of ur knife on the head for like 1minute, u will see he will go unconsious, then u can cut him
yeah that seems like the most humane way to kill it, I donot like doing that as it is bad presentation, yeah after you mashed out its brians its already dead, it jigs about.
dude was that your first time or something? once you split it's head it's dead. it still moves because of nerves. i'm pretty sure you would twitch for a good 5 minutes too if someone just split your head in half like that. chillax a little. doing it over isn't gonna help, once that knife split it's head, it's dead!
I'm a vegetarian, but I used to kill crawdads to feed them to my turtles all the time. This was the same method I used for them- and I admit, the same thing occasionally happened to me, till I learned more. Start back farther, into the chest area of the lobster. I use a pocket knife, works great.
You did it right, it died instantly but the muscles are still going. Ive got to say though............. just throw it in the pan of water, it wont last long anyway.
oh god... :(.............. i really dont know what to say after this, exept that i really hope the lobsters cant feel pain, because holy fuck, it was standing and crawling after you sliced its head open, i could never do that, then while it was alive you twisted its tail off, fuck. just fuck. :( god bless that lobster.
@maplestorym0bs It was an accident, and the jury is still out as to whether or not that was an involuntary reaction on behalf of the lobster. Lobsters, by the way, are essentially giant bugs, so don't feel too bad. It did taste good, I must admit.
@maplestorym0bs If you knew any better, you'd know that it's already dead. The only reason why it's "moving" is because of the nerves in the arms and tail are trying to react.
@maineman527 Read the description, broseph. That was not my intent. Quite the contrary. And, there is still some evidence to suggest that this reaction was purely involuntary; akin to a chicken's behavior after its head is cut off.
That Lobster was quite the warrior lol. Ive also heard that if you stick them in the freezer for two hours or so before putting them in the boiling water makes their death quicker and less painful.
It's probably a nervous reaction. Much like cutting a chicken's head off and watching it run around the yard. Not that I've done that, I'm just saying.
@a1rhendr1x I don't eat it. I haven't since I was 18. I found out how they're boiled alive only don't really die right away. How could somebody enjoy eating a tortured animal. Does that really make you feel good? You're a creep. You should take this video off.
@JujixFruit YES, I saw that too. The eyes were blinking and he drew himself and his claws in. I hate ppl like this dork. Is his ugly mouth and stomach really worth it.? NO!
I find the best way to despatch a lobster is to place it in a freezer for 10 to 15 mins depending on size then straight into a large pan of boiling water,
You did it right... this is the way to kill a lobster in the most human way. But this video shows that "the most human way" means "the most brutal way".
lol, youre funny man, " i swear thats what it said to do on youtube"....but i think it dies faster when u throw it in boiling water. Here it looked like it was suffering more.
Dang, I was gonna cook some lobster up but idk if i can do it now. I dont feel bad for it cause i know a lot of it is just nerve reaction, but dang idk if i can cut something up while its still moving around in my hand. And i think it has crazy eyes from like :17 to :20 lol
you totally freaked out when the lobster was still moving hahah nice vid man... and you could totally see you were feeling guilty when it was still kicking XD
This is not the most humane method, let me teach you one. I learnt it from the show 'Good Eats' go search for it, it's one here somewhere.
Refrigerate the lobster for 20 mins, then steam/cook it immediately afterwards. By that time, they won't feel a thing and are already half dead. They are put in a coma by the dry refrigeration, also it's cleaner.
You did it the right way. You are not really killing the lobster...you are simply disabling its nervous system so it doesn't feel a thing. You can cut off a human's head and the torso will still be moving due to remnants of nervous signals...the heart will still be beating..etc..etc.
You can ease the pain and slow down movement by throwing the lobster in the freezer for about 30min...then do him or her!
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer keeps a lobster as a pet and eventually eats it. He sobs while commenting on how delicious it tastes.
hahahahaha g-sus h christ its the little lobster that could... but at the wrath of an man haha. brings back fond memories of sitting in the back yard pullin off moths wings and watch em struggle... thats probably bad haha
He killed it correctly. I kill lobsters like that all the time. In fact, I did it this evening because I had lobster for dinner. I can do it quicker than him though. When I do it, that lobster doesn't feel a thing. I stab and draw the knife in less than a second and then immediately throw it into the already boiling water. He should have thrown the lobster into the water in one whole piece and segment it after cooking, not before
you did it right on the 1st slice. maybe a little quicker would of been better. the rest was spontanious mucles movements or pre-programing of the body before the brain dies or disconects from the body.
uggg, that was sick! Just throw it in the damn pot of boiling water. In less than a second it dies instead of turning it into a lobster version of Saw.
Wow. That lobster was in denial about dying. However, no, lobsters can't conceptualize pain like humans. And don't feel and process the unpleasent aspect of it.
Wow. I was just curious hoe people kill lobsters. I personally don't eat seafood. Why? Because I'm allergic too it. Why? I don't know. I just can't eat it. Again, just curious...
Resistance1972 4 days ago
Good thing I dont eat lobsters
shexcrum 1 month ago
To make sure you get the brain you need to start at the low end of the shell that has the head and cut up towards the head. If you do that you will def get the brain. You may have gotten it that time as it could have been the relfexes of the Lobster made it move.
hank1972 2 months ago
dude, i just want you to know this is one of the funniest youtube videos i've ever seen. your reactions are just priceless XD
"Oh g-d, that's gross..."
"i -think- i did it right ...... aw shit....... well i dont know man. what the hell?"
"I swear to g-d thts wut it said on youtube. that does not look...... kosher."
"hughh... freakin' a."
HAHAHAHAH XD
kingsalmon101 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
@kingsalmon101 Yeah, i really didn't know what to do. That thing came back to life with a vengeance.
a1rhendr1x 2 months ago
lol how was he still alive without a tail,claws,and a cut in half head? xD
mysticwatercrystal 2 months ago
@mysticwatercrystal when your feel pain, even for a nanosecond, your nerves instantly fire away in response to the pain. And that responses causes the muscles to move in response, weakening exponentially over time.
ronzalpha 1 month ago
Dude, I just want to let you know that I've been searching for an accurate video of humanely killing a lobster. Couldn't find one, but I did find your video, which was so sad but I couldn't help but laugh. It was obvious you cared but were just uninformed. Since witnessing your error, I was able to find an accurate website that said you have to cut further back on the head. So in a way you saved the 4 lobsters we had to kill today. I say "we" because I couldn't do it. Cheers to your bravery!
jokozuna 3 months ago
That lobster was dead as soon as you made the first cut. You literally cut its brain in half and separated it. To the best of my knowledge nothing has a chance of living after that except maybe certain flat worms. Its just muscle spasms making it move. Good job.
KeithWoodhallPhoto 4 months ago
I saw a quick knife kill here on YouTube. He made it look easy etc. The store I work at nukes them upside down in 18mins. After your video I think a microwave is better.
CatpurrRobertaBobbi 5 months ago
That damn Lobster didn't want to die! Looked like its tail wanted to get away towards the end.. lol
faulkal 6 months ago
Uh.... damn.
catfoodmoney 6 months ago
Sick
123mdent 6 months ago
MY GOD U SICK BASTARD!!!
ninjafox314 6 months ago
Like if you think this is the best way to torture a lobster
marfiqueahmed 6 months ago 2
The title is 'Lobster Kill' wow the name should be 'Lobster torture' :P lmao
marfiqueahmed 6 months ago
RIP Dr. Zoidberg.
XSnoweX 6 months ago
Don't worry, the lobster was dead when you cut it.
They continue to move because of spasmings.
sega31098 7 months ago
You did it right after you stab it there's still some movement but it's dead
iLikePie834 7 months ago
hey man, I think you did kill him, I dont think he felt any pain... its one of those weird things in Nature when animals still move after being killed.. Like a chicken.. When they cut the head off a chicken the body still runs around.. its weird...
But yeah I THINK you did it the right way..
metalforce 7 months ago
Oh my god who cares it's just a lobster. Seriously fish, seafood, cattle, etc. were created to be killed. Sure it wasn't the best way but who cares.
98gunlover 7 months ago
that lobster was chuck norris' pet
transgeek2345 8 months ago
Awesomely sick
AlphaFalconX 9 months ago
Nah you did it good m8!
Once you sever its nervous system it cannot feel a thing an is a 100% brain dead.
The only reason why it keeps moving is because its nervous system is going haywire after dismembering it therefore it will keep on sending electrical impulses to the muscles thus producing motion.
Such motion may make you think that its still alive but its totally dead and not feeling a thing.
xRaIDeNx69 9 months ago 4
:(
muranyiii 9 months ago
big knife?!?!? thats fucking HUGE!!
JKDspirit 10 months ago
That lobster was dead after the first cut. Those are involuntary reflexes, the fact that it moved so much just goes to show the freshness. Cheers.
bookguy12000 10 months ago
hey a lobster's brain operates from 13 ganglia points, beginning behind the eyes and towards the tail...so u have to really cut it from the brain to the tail
cutting the lobster from that point only disables part of the lobster's brain.. just imagine if your brain extended from your head to your lower back....
jellofast 10 months ago
he suffered you fuck you didnt do it right!
legokillerforhire 11 months ago
Grill this bitch loool
TastyGenitals 11 months ago
that maded me cry lol aww poor lobster :'(
game1525 11 months ago
XD holy shit ur dumbcome on xD after the first strike the bitch is dead xDDD
when killed he strats to move that is whats every f*king lobster will do
MasksOfInsanity 11 months ago
You did that right, the lobster was dead, they always move around a bit after death
RWup 1 year ago 2
Why did it sound like you were opening an old door when you put the blade in it's head? Anyways, nice attempt, I couldn't justify the effort for the meat though. Us humans are pretty fucked up. Favorite Food: Still pizza.
johncarroza 1 year ago
I don't want to tell you you did anything wrong because you did it somewhat right, but maybe you didn't cut it back far enough? Don't worry at all about people saying you caused it pain. Everything they eat was caused pain before it died...Unless they're vegans. Then they're trolling lobster vid's and not allowing society to progress because they're stopping windmils from being built because bats run into them and die...Anyways, I hope that tasted good for the work you put into that :D!
uprising5900 1 year ago
guys chill he was cold out, most of that was his nerve's going into shock
kizzwizz98 1 year ago
omg O.o poor lobster its still moving.. i imagine on how much pain it is in right now..
PiiKaChUiiSdAsHiiT66 1 year ago
If that was the most humanely way possible, I don't want to see the other ways... Poor Lobster.
ProudLilMonster 1 year ago
ahhhh man you sliced that poor fuckers head open!!!
Mattisnotavailabable 1 year ago
"Awww fuck.. That's what it said on YouTube"!! Lmao!!!!
Tkohh1 1 year ago 7
@Tkohh1 LMFAO
ninjafox314 6 months ago
You totally did a great job! I love the language too. LMFAO!
BChristopher2010 1 year ago
DUDE you said its more humane way ? you splited his organs out from this body and he still moving wtf you did
GhostMoto 1 year ago
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!
andymanportillo 1 year ago
omg you tortured it! how could you?! lol just kidding. You did it the right way. So how did the dish turn out?
voremore 1 year ago
i feel so bad for the poor thing =(
i know its just used for food but it almost makes me cry =(
greeneyedbeauty44 1 year ago
use a gun next time. doesnt matter how u kill it, as long as its dead its fine. just say sorry and thank you for your meat and then kill it
jukio02 1 year ago
LOL!
That guy was like cussing you out so bad in his head.
Or should I say half a brain.
x.x
XD65 1 year ago
DX Poor lobster QQ what did it ever do to you D: R.I.P lobster
TheNightmarepwnz 1 year ago
hi, im a cook, i got a tip for you, if its for homecooking and u got time, place him with his head down on ur board, placing him verticly, then rub the back of ur knife on the head for like 1minute, u will see he will go unconsious, then u can cut him
jimmyvantorre 1 year ago 5
@jimmyvantorre really? now I want to try this again! that sounds like a great idea. thanks.
a1rhendr1x 1 year ago 2
Yeah that thing was totally dead from the start if its tail way still moving once you detached it
MrBobby13531 1 year ago
Who's Hungry?
jrisso6 1 year ago
ZOMBIE LOBSTER, THROW THAT THING ACROSS THE ROOM OR BLOW ITS BRAINS OUT
jrisso6 1 year ago
yeah that seems like the most humane way to kill it, I donot like doing that as it is bad presentation, yeah after you mashed out its brians its already dead, it jigs about.
yenyoo 1 year ago
dude was that your first time or something? once you split it's head it's dead. it still moves because of nerves. i'm pretty sure you would twitch for a good 5 minutes too if someone just split your head in half like that. chillax a little. doing it over isn't gonna help, once that knife split it's head, it's dead!
superphiathao1 1 year ago
BRUTAL EXECUTION!!!! LMFAO XDDD
dannycagefire 1 year ago
"prevents the lobster from feeling any pain... SO..."
*grabs gigantic fucking knife*
kingcrimson234 1 year ago
u pig
david04268 1 year ago
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rlclark50 1 year ago
LOL you're hilarious. "Shit! I swear to god that's what they said to do on youtube."
ewirjadi 1 year ago
"what the hell? its still moving"
lmao
tonybologna3 1 year ago
I'm a vegetarian, but I used to kill crawdads to feed them to my turtles all the time. This was the same method I used for them- and I admit, the same thing occasionally happened to me, till I learned more. Start back farther, into the chest area of the lobster. I use a pocket knife, works great.
slothmega 1 year ago
Wow...I don't think I could force myself to eat another lobster after seeing this.
I guess when it comes to food ignorance is bliss.
Jibberfisher 1 year ago
You did it right, it died instantly but the muscles are still going. Ive got to say though............. just throw it in the pan of water, it wont last long anyway.
freezefrog 1 year ago
lol i laughed when u said thats what they said to do on youtube
Fiive5star 1 year ago
ohh man why would u make him suffer? if i were u i would go for a quick kill.
liltwistah 1 year ago
@liltwistah That's what I thought I was doing. Oops.
a1rhendr1x 1 year ago
lol its dead, the nerves start to fire when it dies and it moves uncontrollably
LPfanatic578 1 year ago
It's still moving!! :O :(
FMLForeverMoreLive 1 year ago
and you really think this was not painful ?
artemisvictrix 1 year ago
lol
draconian66 1 year ago
oh god... :(.............. i really dont know what to say after this, exept that i really hope the lobsters cant feel pain, because holy fuck, it was standing and crawling after you sliced its head open, i could never do that, then while it was alive you twisted its tail off, fuck. just fuck. :( god bless that lobster.
maplestorym0bs 1 year ago 2
@maplestorym0bs It was an accident, and the jury is still out as to whether or not that was an involuntary reaction on behalf of the lobster. Lobsters, by the way, are essentially giant bugs, so don't feel too bad. It did taste good, I must admit.
a1rhendr1x 1 year ago
@maplestorym0bs
Dead things move. It was dead the instant its head was split in two. It takes a minute for the involuntary muscle spasms to stop.
Don't feel too bad, it happens in dead humans too.
Tussii341 1 year ago
@maplestorym0bs If you knew any better, you'd know that it's already dead. The only reason why it's "moving" is because of the nerves in the arms and tail are trying to react.
ZLAEliteMango 7 months ago
You made it suffer worse you asshole
maineman527 1 year ago
@maineman527 Read the description, broseph. That was not my intent. Quite the contrary. And, there is still some evidence to suggest that this reaction was purely involuntary; akin to a chicken's behavior after its head is cut off.
a1rhendr1x 1 year ago
@maineman527 lol loll i read this after he split it open and i broke out laughing from u callin him a asshole lol got that was funny
marksmansharpshooter 1 year ago
shoulda boiled it
zigzagg321321 1 year ago
der lebt ja noch die ganze zeit das ist nicht sehr human .... da ist es noch humaner ihn in kochendes wasser zu werfen ...
oOSpecialFlowerOo 1 year ago
hahahahha it was alive through the hole thing hahahahah
agron1215 1 year ago
holy crap that freaked me out
vijayallenraj 1 year ago
what was the point in puttin up this video cos u didnt even do it right did u? its weird to film doin somethin like that aswell..... o.O
michmellis 1 year ago
@michmellis The point was to show everyone how not to do it.
a1rhendr1x 1 year ago
That Lobster was quite the warrior lol. Ive also heard that if you stick them in the freezer for two hours or so before putting them in the boiling water makes their death quicker and less painful.
neoxigbar 1 year ago
how does it still move if u killed it?
nerad1994 1 year ago
@nerad1994
It's probably a nervous reaction. Much like cutting a chicken's head off and watching it run around the yard. Not that I've done that, I'm just saying.
a1rhendr1x 1 year ago
Yeah it was a hell of a thing, man. It's been almost a year and I haven't had lobster since. Lol.
a1rhendr1x 1 year ago
sounds like you're opening a plastic container
AnatomyofPaparazzi 1 year ago
MURDERER
LordNergal2 2 years ago
Is it wrong that this turned me on?
YanxRawk 2 years ago
actually, it probably was accidental, but next time go farther back on the head
craz3killa 2 years ago
involuntary muscle or not i dont think i can eat lobster any more... lol i think this did it for me never again
whatdoyouwant82 2 years ago
Sorry I ruined lobster for you. Come to think of it, I haven't had lobster since. Lol.
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
Dude, WTF! I just bought 2 big ass lobsters and looking for instructions...not these.
bigdaddylew 2 years ago
Hey man, half the comments on this page say I did it right and that was all involuntary muscle movement, so...
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
oh my god what's with all the pissing round when it was obvious it hadn't worked first time? kill the damn thing, it's in pain! moron!
CelticKisses 2 years ago
that's SICK!! the poor thing was in pain and suffering!! how would you like it if someone did that to you? sick
HayleyM13 2 years ago
Holy hell man... this vid makes me want to be a vegetarian.
BlaculasSmellyFro 2 years ago 10
Yeah it kinda had that effect on my too. For a while at least. Haven't had lobster since...
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
@a1rhendr1x I don't eat it. I haven't since I was 18. I found out how they're boiled alive only don't really die right away. How could somebody enjoy eating a tortured animal. Does that really make you feel good? You're a creep. You should take this video off.
saharra22469 2 years ago
lmao at his reaction when it went wrong..but the lobster moved during the tail removal -____-
jellofast 10 months ago
Yuk, thats absolutely wicked and cruel
deanowilliams 2 years ago
"ah shit"
LOL
joeoshana 2 years ago
Clam'd
clamman87 2 years ago
The lobster was still alive after you cut it, therefore, you did it wrong.
phale1080 2 years ago 3
This is so sad. He was trying to close his eyes when the knife was on his head. :(
JujixFruit 2 years ago
@JujixFruit YES, I saw that too. The eyes were blinking and he drew himself and his claws in. I hate ppl like this dork. Is his ugly mouth and stomach really worth it.? NO!
saharra22469 2 years ago
I find the best way to despatch a lobster is to place it in a freezer for 10 to 15 mins depending on size then straight into a large pan of boiling water,
Abrwstr 2 years ago
Agreed. The freezer would have helped tremendously.
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
You did it right... this is the way to kill a lobster in the most human way. But this video shows that "the most human way" means "the most brutal way".
Human = Violence = Kill = Death
Is our damn nature !
verticality 2 years ago
when it's other body parts are in spas, does it feel pain?? how much did that lobster cost you??
kennlimbhsss 2 years ago
lol, youre funny man, " i swear thats what it said to do on youtube"....but i think it dies faster when u throw it in boiling water. Here it looked like it was suffering more.
Garen1234 2 years ago
was it hard
1994AaronSmithcars 2 years ago
i felt sorry for the lobby but thanks for trying. have you thought about cutting the string the brain was hanging on? that might have worked okay
BeakyRed 2 years ago
Whoa, what? That was the brain that came out?
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
i dunno just a flying guess
BeakyRed 2 years ago
Looks like brain.
Make video of steak next time.
62SG 2 years ago
Man the best way to kill these beasts is with 12 ball! Althought I may have a phobia!!
6thdude 2 years ago
Dang, I was gonna cook some lobster up but idk if i can do it now. I dont feel bad for it cause i know a lot of it is just nerve reaction, but dang idk if i can cut something up while its still moving around in my hand. And i think it has crazy eyes from like :17 to :20 lol
mitsudriver111 2 years ago
WRONG!!!!
EDAWG323 2 years ago
shit the poor thing!
Samsun55 2 years ago
oh and 1:01 to 1:06 fuckin price less and keep klickin the round thngy on the timeline on 1 04 lol
tippytheman667 2 years ago
this was very helpful i was looking for the most humain wat to kill a lobster because i wanna teach my little cousins how to thanx for de advice
tippytheman667 2 years ago
You might want to find a better example... I'm pretty sure things didn't go exactly as they should have. Lol.
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
you totally freaked out when the lobster was still moving hahah nice vid man... and you could totally see you were feeling guilty when it was still kicking XD
vncnzo 2 years ago
"that's what it said to do on youtube..." yeah, not the best place for advice! Anyways great video. I laughed very hard!
5stars
Bruno6913 2 years ago
LMAO this video's hilarious
smettiuss 2 years ago
dude, that was effing awesome lol....i so wanna buy lobster now..
TheBlackScarecrow 2 years ago
This is not the most humane method, let me teach you one. I learnt it from the show 'Good Eats' go search for it, it's one here somewhere.
Refrigerate the lobster for 20 mins, then steam/cook it immediately afterwards. By that time, they won't feel a thing and are already half dead. They are put in a coma by the dry refrigeration, also it's cleaner.
flickeries 2 years ago
Jeez, thank god I'm not a fan of lobster. Scary stuff.
obeattie 2 years ago
mmm crunchy.
Ronanas89 2 years ago
yeah... "humane"
PairoftheSocks 2 years ago
if it doesnt feel a thing then why does it squirm its like all the bullshit about what they say about worms
mithrandir0returns 2 years ago
You did it the right way. You are not really killing the lobster...you are simply disabling its nervous system so it doesn't feel a thing. You can cut off a human's head and the torso will still be moving due to remnants of nervous signals...the heart will still be beating..etc..etc.
You can ease the pain and slow down movement by throwing the lobster in the freezer for about 30min...then do him or her!
reevejohn 2 years ago
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer keeps a lobster as a pet and eventually eats it. He sobs while commenting on how delicious it tastes.
JJ19867 2 years ago 7
how is it not dying??
bonez42 2 years ago
This is pretty sad because if he did he was dead right but he was not!
If you do something do it well and quickly so that the animal feels nothing like
KevieJ93 2 years ago
aah shit it didnt die
KillgoreXXXIII 2 years ago
hahahahaha g-sus h christ its the little lobster that could... but at the wrath of an man haha. brings back fond memories of sitting in the back yard pullin off moths wings and watch em struggle... thats probably bad haha
thesynned 2 years ago
He killed it correctly. I kill lobsters like that all the time. In fact, I did it this evening because I had lobster for dinner. I can do it quicker than him though. When I do it, that lobster doesn't feel a thing. I stab and draw the knife in less than a second and then immediately throw it into the already boiling water. He should have thrown the lobster into the water in one whole piece and segment it after cooking, not before
SonofBrunhilde 2 years ago
Thanks for the tips. If I ever try this again, I'll keep that in mind.
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
Whoops
Travellinghobo2 2 years ago
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Lobster's possessed. :P
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Louisdagod3 2 years ago
wow....yea i think just dumping it in boiling water would be more humane than all of that
skw7780 2 years ago
It probly carries on moving because of the nerves like a chicken does after its been de-headed
1Jerbilina1 2 years ago
That's what I tell myself to get to sleep at night.
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
omg im now a vegitarian poor lobster
animeMAN57 2 years ago
i wonder if lobsters looked like puppies would people still eat them
druha10304 2 years ago
Oh my gosh... poor lobster...
MildredPython 2 years ago
oh man, so much for a quick dispatch. Haha. No offense but the reaction was just funny.
bravozero7 2 years ago
you did it right on the 1st slice. maybe a little quicker would of been better. the rest was spontanious mucles movements or pre-programing of the body before the brain dies or disconects from the body.
jpawhees 2 years ago
that was just disturbing...i think i am a vegetarian now...
nashcarlos 2 years ago
omfg ur insane in the membrane!!! 0_o rofl
MoreRokkLessTalk 2 years ago
hahaha after he rips the tail off, the claws keep moving LMAO
Curnerstur 2 years ago
uggg, that was sick! Just throw it in the damn pot of boiling water. In less than a second it dies instead of turning it into a lobster version of Saw.
ShaggyKitty 2 years ago
haha funny
skinnaovcoxa 2 years ago
ouch...that hurt....
21121309 2 years ago
Wow, ive always been one to think animals are just animals- but that really made me feel sad on the inside to watch it twitch and what not =(
Of course im sure you didnt mean it like that
seekerperson7 2 years ago
@a1r: this is exactly what eating animals should be like. they all are, after all, alive at some point. well done.
joshwed 2 years ago
That was 10 times more painful than it could have been. You learned this on youtube? lol you idiot, read a book for once.
eab2784 2 years ago
I think the idea was right... I just did it wrong.
a1rhendr1x 2 years ago
i've got the same knives xD
strikefreedomFTW 2 years ago
PWNED!
YoungSteve17 2 years ago
Ehh, who cares. If it tastes good, it did not die in vain. It should be respected if it tasted good, and live on in your stomach..until....yano..
MinDV1RU5 2 years ago
Now I am not a vegetarian but that was savage! That wasn't really humane as such lol
That lobster was legendary to still be moving even tho cut in half and tail and pincers ripped off.
Irfanutta 2 years ago
oh poor lobster its half dead.OMG
shinan100 2 years ago
thats some fuked up shit
3100340 2 years ago
Uno dice por que no grita entonces hay que que hacerle lo que quiera
si los humanos no producen ruido al momento que se les mata entonces hubiera mas guerras xD
Yobelcito 2 years ago
Wow. That lobster was in denial about dying. However, no, lobsters can't conceptualize pain like humans. And don't feel and process the unpleasent aspect of it.
TheOnlineCommunity 2 years ago
You are right.
icemom09 2 years ago
"I think I did it right.." *Lobster starts moving around*
XxAlucard1122xX 2 years ago
"Doesn't look kosher"
hahaha i thought jews weren't supposed to have seafoods such as shrimps and lobsters
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