The Misadventures of Video Girl

[TheSynyster27]

sehr schon :O

[goatphilososphy]

yeah i'm starving for a good initerviewq to.

[SociopathicLust]

Pretty girl. <3

[saultube44]

Be happy sweetyconkiwi :-)

[MrAxman89]

what does the ambigram on your arm say

[WLADIBY]

ugly this girl(boy no idea)

[Gameinggames]

lol funny because thats what your mom said when she gave birth to you

[manudchief]

I love you, seriously ^.^

[bObbyOhhbOy]

me too

[Likewoahomg]

I can't believe it's been a year since you've made this! I used to religiously watch all your videos. =( And yes, you have a camera filming you filming yourself with another camera lol =D

[RandomCola]

you have a camera filming you filming you on camera.

[ilikeymuzic]

tOgtfo

[Ineededanaccount0]

Nice shirt

[Hardgaymachineguns]

Yeah, good metal shirt

[sanikleen]

st anger omg cmon wheres master of puppets lol haha good vid just jokin about the shirt

[Eye8yourfood]

Don't give up! You should have made a video... I am sooo disappointed. If you would have made a video I would have stood up and shouted ... Viva La Kiwi!!

[lilbill88]

LOVE UR VIDEOS!!!

[VolatileChe]

nice tattoos!

[honkytonk302]

yours videos are hammer, you are really cool on it! ;-D

[jessica29406]

lolz you're awesome, kiwi

[PiratenHessen]

lags of creativ flux can be cruel sometimes. ideed.

[Klaw1488]

love you speedy ;))))

[opl1n4]

speedy come to America, I love ya. :-)

[staceystars91]

this is a sweet video

annd totally relate haha.

[LilMissWaddels]

"ello!

helloo...

Hi!"

Ha i love this:))

I always do that i'm like

Um...hi?

[0796936730]

cool ur a metallica fan, that great,, and the video is really fun, thx

[marikochan13]

XD uve an problem XD

no! its fuuunny XD

[rhuecker]

Oh my god, how funny... your extremely entertaining. hate to say it, but you inspire me.

[elvira2262]

hard work in a electronical world, you like ?

[Eprulp08]

Ya, ya, I think, I think.

[RANDOMATNESS]

differently superb - 5 stars

[kwolff821]

i really liked this.

ive wanted to see what people meant about how euproean/ german electrical outlets differ from the usa. and you showed me!

thank youu.

[hallokitty15]

DUDE THAT HAPPENS TO ME!!!!

[vulcandemirel]

gay.

[AnnieColween]

I really like this actually : )

[Irishsporthorse4ever]

love th video, and cute slippers (:

[higoaway]

heh. we have the same lamp. I just bought it last week. :D <3

[borjagartzia]

payaso

[liebe31]

wow,that was really smart and cute,go on with this stuff!ciao, hehe

Well,i got curious, KIWI is a fruit's name in Brazil,dont know if its also known there.

[underage72]

it's also the name of a flightless bird,the national symbol of New Zealand.

[HappyRandomJoyRandom]

What a cute video!

[kevin92222]

i liked it

[darch1591]

!!METALLICA!! YAY!!

[americannamor]

Wow, I can't believe I missed this video-stupid YT bugs. Very clever I really liked it. Excellent job with the editing, concept and score!

[XonicManiaK]

Es ist so strange wie anonym man im Internet ist. Ich wette du beurteilst reelle Menschen nach ihrem virtuellen YouTube profil. Vielleicht bin ich nett... vielleicht bin ich ein Freak, vielleicht bin ich Gouvaneur von Los Angeles... WHO KNOWS???

was ist wenn man hier schreiben würde "kiwi ich liebe dich" es würde niemanden interessieren. dabei hat man schon wieder 10 sek in der matrix verschenkt um diesen ernst gemeinten satz zu tippen. aber wie kann man einen menschen aus dem cybersp. lieben!?

[georgie6699]

This was really cute! I found interesting how you came up with the idea of making a video about trying to get the idea of making a first video without achieving it, but at the end, there you got your first video... nice paradox.

[bellerofonte666]

Ahah, you have a strange and rare problem: you have a brain... and your brain is working too much :-) get a rest

[MartiniChiara]

ahahah=)

[ttox69]

Cute.

[ttox69]

Ummm.

[NewDawnAugust]

You've earned another subscriber I think...

[ranmouri0725]

woopzie...i do also have that kind of camcorder!hehe..

ur so cute kiwi...

[FunToRelate]

cuteness und kunst, you got them both

[KimDonesia]

EEEEEE! We have the same Panasonic camcorder!! I bought one yesterday, reduced from like $1400 to $450 so I'm planning to start my own little Youtube channel. (^___^) Kiwi, you're super inspiring!

[leelizabeth]

That was so funny. "what does this mean?"bless! Proof that Germans do have a sense of humor ;D

[ThreeofThree]

Cute. :D

[ThomasSuffocate]

Kiwi!!!

Your videos make me laugh :]

What camcorder do you use??

[bullyboi01]

Your accent is very sexy... :)

[MetallicACyborG]

Metallica Rulz :D

[lola7865739356]

nice vid! :)

[EvilDLN]

<333 I love this kind of random distraction from my school work. Please keep fueling my procrastination kiwi!

[myloflex]

...at 13 secconds is all I needed. haha

[Cixto]

Metallica ist einfach geil

[229Mafia]

You have 2 cameras? And Metallica is awesome.

[dragoon990]

marry me

[TheGeneralHimself92]

You are so hot :) Interesting video by the way.

[nrwbasti1]

Dann hast du ja viel zu tun :)

[XonicManiaK]

yea i think so...

das blöde is wenn man dir sagt wie sweet du bist dann beachtest dus warscheinlich nich mal weils hier jeder zweite sagt... also was tut man um zu zeigen das man es so ernst meint...

hmmm

ich überleg mir noch was.... aber ... ach menno das cyberspace-leben is so hart..

würde mich aber derbe freuen wenn du deine comments wenigstöns lieest...

bilingual ftw..

[speedyconkiwi]

Ich lese alle meine Kommentare : )

[nutrock87]

hey i like yout tattoos.

good vid too. :)

[FadeToBlack181]

I have the same St. Anger T-Shirt :P go 'Tallica

[Vouguelle]

Cool. And Speedyconkiwi is sooo pretty!

5 stars!

[speedyguitarkid]

very strange interesting video and i like your username its kind of like mine teehee

[Fabian042291]

hey are you from? im from germany. contact me.

[sumppl]

i wanted to vlog today until i dropped my 2 thousand dollar camera , now it doesn't power on . the end . aghhhh . . . still mad beyond belief !!

[GeneticBlend]

This is awesome Kiwi. Really really well done. And congrats on the feature! Woohoo!

[josesic]

you're too cute <3 :)

[drakgrotta]

oh and the natural reflex to go huuuuu? as soon as a camera gets to our face :P

[drakgrotta]

i somtimes have the same problem, i wonder is it becuse we start to think about how its gonna look to other ppl and we loses focuse on what we are about to say?

[Jukeboxheroswsprod]

dude! i totally have that same camcorder!!

[magicpet]

you've got "hello" done. Where to go from there? hmmmmmm maybe:

1st person

"I am Speedyconkiwi"

2nd person

"You are watching Speedyconkiwi"

3rd person

"This is Speedyconkiwi."

Kinda sets the tone, don't you think?

[WhiteEuropa]

You are so cute!

[KevinDerProfi]

das tut mir wirklich leid für dich das du kein leben hast... im sorry ;(

[aleksas5555]

Just saw this video and its worth a subscribe! Funny somehow... but sophisticated at the same time!

[3cmgirl]

you have soooo nice fingernails!!

cutie!

[NinaKurdy88]

Hahahaha, this is sooo funnyyy, you r sooo good. I gotta subscribe! looool. i luv ur videos, plz keep uploading them. keep up the good work fraulein :)

[dmr92]

I liked the video, and look i learned german ;D

hallo

[kradraef13]

God damn, you are hypnotic. Not meant in a creepy stalker way, haha. Oh well, new sub, awesome videos, etc.

[BrianSCole]

Quality German accent. I like your hair, but St. Anger should be throw out of windows, not listened to or even advertised. I, uh, might have owned the same shirt when I was 15, but still. If I send you an Ensiferum shirt, will you wear it in your videos?

[shawnwwe]

she hadn't? u mean "she hasn't made another video" . . i can't get enough how germans try to talk german and how to add so many words to a sentence thats not required haha...u better stick to your own language,if u do not want people to make fun of you

[dudarfst]

Have you ever tried speaking in a language that is not your mother tongue? If you have you certainly know that you can never be perfect in a foreign language. And if people did not learn English, you would have to learn their language to communicate with people outside your country! Think about it!

[acer993]

lol

xD

[jenesis1209]

I think your accent is pretty, shut up to you other bitches!

[SirBrooks]

You liked St Anger?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AnerStroz]

lol st anger sucksXD.....i wish they wont play a single song from there when they will come to israel^^...(i defintly go to this showXD)

[damnationdefied777]

A metallica shirt lol

[mrhoar]

Your accent rocks and don't listen to little boys who get off acting like trolls on here. Make more Learning German videos please!

[alexwasoncehisname]

Nice video, your accent is very annoying though. I think german english speakers are "cursed" to have this distracting accent :D

[Bajean95]

mmmm yeaa no one seems 2 ccar what you think...and haha if u h8 it so much y r u watching it...stupiddity...is ur namee ...ur a loser. xD

[alexwasoncehisname]

Hey don't get offensive, this is ridiculous

[ROGER459]

Yes, I do THINK! Do YOU? The Script was Funny and showed your 'BLONDNESS!' ...LOL! A Great Parody of Nothingness! You feed the Need Here! Thanks, Roger

[taragolden]

nicely done!

[pablokickasso417]

Too true.

[irvthom]

Flaky gal! But I don't care. I'm flaky sometimes, too.

[myloflex]

Don't worry, we'll make videos together all night and day haha.

[michaelaranda]

A truly heart-wrenching tale.

[Winky395]

sweater puppies?

[argenfargabarg]

You're something special. This was so cool. I really liked it, thanks for being on YT.

[ExPloited84]

Great video Ms.Kiwi but I'd have to say that that metallica album on your shirt would have to be their worst album

not a slam against you but yeah st.anger was just kinda terrible.

I liked seeing the behind the scenes of your video process, it makes me feel like I somewhat know you alittle now :)

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[ExPloited84]

let me try this again

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I'm tired and screwed up that stupid joke hahahaha

[parham68]

I LOVE UR T-shirt !! MetallicA !! <3

[somebeach911]

I like the background music! It suits it well

[DylanMayhew]

Good to see your a mac user?

I consider it a religion do you?

[DemonChild82]

Hey Kiwi I saw a glipse of a tatoo on your tricep and I was wondering how many you have and what they're of...that might be a good idea for a video if you haven't done something like that already.

[Royberg]

i spend so much damn time watching youtube videos that i've been considering buying a camera and trying to make myself famous.

i'm not a native german speaker, but i know a great deal of german. maybe i'll try my hand at making my own tutorials. only thing is idk how much fun i could make them be and i'm not as hot as kiwi is! <3

[speedyconkiwi]

Screw the German tutorials, just have fun with it!

Turn on that camera, and see how it goes. Maybe a tutorial isn't the easiest way to start this, but you should def. just try. Never hurt anyone.

[Royberg]

na, tolle Idee...das mache ich. mal eine grammatikfrage. ich will einfach wissen, ob dieser satz richtig ist:

Ich hätte ihm bei dem Auto reparieren geholfen, wenn ich die Zeit hätte.

i'm trying to make sure i have this "would have" situation down

[conlan]

really cool. different. really cool. haha

[BenRobot]

oooooh myyyyy gaaaaaawd. i was like, why the fuck is this video in my list since I've already watched it. then i noticed I hadn't left a comment. THE SCANDAL KIWI THE SCANDAL!!! i guess I wasn't logged on. im sowee : ( wow I still have a lot of characters to use. I could tell you about my favorite part of your video? My favorite part was your slippers ^______^ Everything else was alright. SIKE! i loved it! OMG 90 characters left I hope I put them to good use!!! I probably wont though. Le sigh...

[speedyconkiwi]

Ah yes, that's the comment I want to get from you on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO from now on. Get it?? Good.

Good Robot, you are.

<3

[smokebombhill]

Hi Kiwi! :D

[Authorized77]

Been studying...it's coming slow :) Do you still live in Germany? I'm trying to figure out how I could visit Germany someday, once I have some basic German communicative skills down :P

[Authorized77]

Lol, I mean just in general I'm trying to figure out how to get over there. Now it sounds like "Hey, if you live there can you help me?" Not! I'm going to dig myself deeper in this hole the more I say things ;) I was just curious as to whether you still actually live there or you live in another country. :)

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha yes, I'm still living here. Good old Munich ; )

[mollymange]

And the point of your video was...?

[BAYKITandFriends]

Kiwi, wir beide haben die selbe Cam! ^^

[NailedToTheV]

A new video announcing that there will be no video?

MY BRAIN USSPLODES!

[DarkDennis1961]

You can make an entertining video even though you don't have an idea for a video! Nice. So did you use your Mac's camera to shoot your scene with the video camcorder? Or do you have 2 cameras?

[jp3d2k]

"Dogs Fuck the pope. No fault of mine."

-Hunter S. Thompson

so sorry kiwi, i'm a bit...

ya

[speedyconkiwi]

I wanna see that movie!!!!!!

[merlinbell]

you rock i love the Metallica t

[DonTareq]

Bist scho der english-speaker...

[jabazzy]

I enjoy you greatly <333333333

[speedyconkiwi]

I love you greatly!!! <3 <3 <3

[elbozz]

Now thats great guitar playing! Keep it up! :)

[youyou2btoo]

aww :)

[Ranblv]

interesting experiment, reminiscent of A Seinfeld episode.

Good job.

[credwin6]

I thought that was cute

[babyporridge]

awh, you are adorable!

so was this videorrrr.

[speedyconkiwi]

Thank you very much Miss Porridge.

(See how I act all cool and hide my fangirliness towards you?)

[mollymange]

I didn't enjoy the video. You basicly made a video about not making a video >_> That was absolutelly unnecessary. Thank you for your effor though(if any).

[TheCooter81]

at least she HAS videos... that are genuinely hers... not anime, or soccer game clips, but actual videos that she put time and effort and feeling into.... fathoms beyond in understanding media entertainment then someone who, oh i dont know... just watches? ;) YOU are the viewer, and apparently you viewed. Good day. I SAID good day, ma'am.

[JMan347823432]

psycho alert psycho alert. warning warning...

[mollymange]

Maybe not all of us have camcorders, dear sir. Secondly, this is You Tube, that means it's for everyone to use(whatever videos one might have, or not have). Finally, the comment section is for both positive and negative comments. To be honest I didn't like the video. If that's a crime, sue me.

When you vote for a president, what political experience do you need? You may vote even if you just watch. Period.

[TheCooter81]

You are absolutely right - you can vote, you can watch, blah blah blah. Fact of the matter is this: her vid is her vid. Yours are... wel, not. That is all Im saying. I implore you to jump off a cliff and fuck yourself on the way down. :P

[TheCooter81]

i love your vids. :) can a fan get a shout out please. :-D

[kitkatxo]

I hope so! :)

[jojomojo99]

I know how you feel. I want to make more vids and sometimes I just dont know what to say.

P.S.  Ur hair looks great!

[piscatoboy]

i think that was exactly the right kind of video.

[1garymichael]

matallica! yes! but st. anger? not so much

[somebeach911]

should of never ask what is your yellow house, oh well your still the shit! good day, laugh alot, sleep lightly

[speedyconkiwi]

Huh what why not?

[somebeach911]

ouch, you don't remember :(

[somebeach911]

never mind sleep lightly, almost sounds like a threat lol good God

[willdabeast88883333]

ahh Kiwi i miss you already!

think, we are only a few hundred miles away! lol

and i definitely know what you are talking about in this video! hope to talk to you soon!

OH! and... i have an AWESOME story to tell you! :-)

[speedyconkiwi]

Now I'm so curious!! Come back already and tell me the story : / Yes? Please? Thanks.

[nateguts]

lol i dig, a clip about some of the troubles you can run into when making a clip. i see the artistic side

nice.

[lisasimpson]

aww this was cute kiwi!

[LadyGracelaine]

I think you should give everyone a tour of Germany *(besides the tourist tower.. though that was pretty funny I must say )*

[xxdeepchickxx]

ok....

[AggroHearts]

O_O;;

2 weeks... wow Kiwi.

[johndoners]

either yr subconscious doesnt want u to make videos, or u gotta sript all of your ideas for the videos and use a teleprompter. write down everything u wanna say and read it out loud in front of the cam. so all u have in mind before the red light goes on will be mentioned on kiwitv.

[Ruffel84]

Oh man..ich glaub ich bin verliebt, du siehst nicht nur ziemlich gut aus sondern hast auch noch ne Menge Talent ^^...warum gibts nicht mehr von deiner Sorte..achso ich find deine Vids alle ziemlich gut..außer das Emo-Ding..ich hab das am Anfang doch tatsächlich für Echt gehalten XD....du könntest auch mal wieder einen Deutschkurs machen ;)

[msgg81]

who writes your script

[speedyconkiwi]

I do! If there actually is a script, like here.

[msgg81]

that's talent

[jakshish]

I love you Kiwi...

[kayleewyatt]

i think its a great video

[rossocoduo]

I think! :)

[xaviSF]

ohhh love your mac hehe. i thought for a moment u were speaking japanese by saying "hai" "hai" like that. hehe.

[speedyconkiwi]

Hmmmm maybe I did?

Iee.

[aawwaawwa]

"Wasting bandwidth since March 2007"

i agree. so please stop making pointless videos

[AngelWest]

You are making some great videos! 5 Stars!

[speedyconkiwi]

Thanks Angel!

[xqueenmadness91x]

wow;; two WHOLE weeks with out a video,,

and then this piece of art.. wow your good =]]

[speedyconkiwi]

Aaww thanks so much! That's really sweet of you.

[lindsaybradley]

This is fun....I like the narration of it....

:)

xoxo,

Lindsay

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

@lindsaybradley Yeah me too. It's like a Dr. Seuss kinda vibe, no? Kiwi! Did you get a new camera? Is that the Panasonic PV-GS80 like mine or is it more the 85 or 320 version?

[speedyconkiwi]

Thanks Lindsay! I wanted to try something new, and for ocne it actually worked! :D

[RuBeebs]

YAY!

[glock882]

You are so talented!!!

Mike

[stephan216 <]

Sprechen Sie bitte über den Konjunktiv! :(