God is what made it possible, In God none of that matters ... if you dont believe in God dont even post because you couldnt believe in one of his miracles
I love the miracle were he saved the Jews from the Nazis by parting the waves , oh wait he didn't do anything , wow thats one odd god. did he get fed up of looking after his people because they wont think for them selves?
that is all imbecility! such a large ship cannot be built that each animal species fits inside. how are animals of other continents to come there? who believes there to, it is missing genuinly at human understanding. apology for my English, I uses on-line translators.
wow....you praise Allah and all that and you watch a video of Bill Cosby talking about Noah's ark. In the end you just look like a punk because your criticizing a religion that is way cooler than yours...lolz go jesus
Ok, let's start with your comment should read "why 'are' there people laughing?" and then it's really simple, this audio came from a live performance.
Yep. This is from one of Cosby's stand-up routines. It came from what was originally known as... an album. These wax discs were played on things called phonographs or record players. I believe that it was originally recorded back in the '60s. And for the person below who asked about the video... they didn't make a lot of videos back in '60s.
And how did he tell if they were male or female? You should read Mark Twain's "Letters from the Earth" in which there is a chapter "And God in his mercy saves...the fly" - and then goes on for pages describing the diseases the fly has caused. It also deals with the demise of the dinosaurs. It's a must read.
Well then it seems we are just the opposite of each other :). I was born into a fundamentalist christian family, and just recently I lost my faith after I couldn't resolve so many bothering questions. I couldn't and didn't want to ignore them and continue to believe no matter what. But I like to talk with christians because one day they'll probably give me acceptable answers and then I will believe again. But till then, I find no reason why to believe...
*ding* Noah WHAT!? whaddaya want? God:You gotta take one of those hippos out and bring in another 1 What 4? Cuz u got 2 males down there you gotta take one of em out and bring in a female im not bringin nothin in u change come on u know i dont work like that heck im sick and tired of this ive been workin all day and all night im sick and tired of this- Noah, what?! how long can u tread water?
Bendy-buses with the slogan "There's probably no God" could soon be running on the streets of London. The atheist posters are the idea of the British Humanist Association (BHA) and have been supported by prominent atheist Professor Richard Dawkins. The BHA planned only to raise £5,500, which was to be matched by Professor Dawkins, but it has now raised more than £80,000 of its own accord. The complete slogan reads: "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life." How cool :-)
before the flood things were much bigger in size and strength. the earth's air pressure and oxygen levels because of the firmament. Look at the Hebrew word for firmament to get a better picture of what it meant. So this means the trees with wider, taller and stronger(X4 +1). + beside this the Chinese build wooden ships close to that size any how. Ark is no problem, just take a deep look at Chinese history.
Do they have any movies on Noah's Ark? I love "The Ten Commandments" with Charlton Heston. That would be an awesome movie with todays technology! They should make one. Now that they've found the Ark I would love to see it,the Titanic, the Pyramids, and any other discovery on earth I forgot to mention.
Don't you Creationits see the lunacy of your faith? A Creationist scientists point of view: The bible said it. I believe it. That settles it. Hypothesis proven.
Just one T-Rex or brontosauras would've filled the biblical ark. Imagine the fight Noah would've had getting this kicking, biting, snapping, hissing, objectionable creature on board. What did he feed it? How did he feed it? Who was the poor bugger who had to shovel T-Rex's excrement out of its cage? Can you imagine an ark full of horny, hungry, cramped, shrieking, howling, swaying, steaming, biting, fighting creatures? Old Noah would've gone insane!
It doesn't say that they were embryos either! To survive the post-deluvial world, reproduce and thus fulfil god's intention, they wouldn't have been juvenile creatures. These wouldn't have had the survival skills and would've perished.
The Noah story was most likely an adaptation of a Babylonian story picked up while they were in captivity.
The original story probably originated from a flood of the Euphrates River where a man floated on a raft. Over time the story was embellished into its current form.
even the scientist said that once there was a flood happened.. and i watched it on discovery channel in addition to that, it is also the reason why there's an ice on north pole and south pole..
4th commandment/sabbath trashing is about the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. The usual text used is Col 2:16,17 and by many who don't have a clue what they are talking about. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of those gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day??????? SATAN has the church sinning
huh dinosaurus ? what the hell are you talking about, dinosaurus had been finished way way before human was made don't you ever watch discovery or any kinda documentary films they keep on telling that dinosaurus were finished like about millions or you can even say billions of years ago, or else the ark wasn't even enough for the dinosaurus other than that hazrat noah's ark had enough space for all the creatures on earth and the rest are still underneath dead sea in jordan where you can't sink.
Noah built a fridge on board, to keep the king penguins from antartica cool, a heated room for desert animals, heated fish tanks to keep fresh water fish alive as all the water became too salty for them. Bee hives since a queen bee and a drone cant survive without workers, and a field of flowers for the bees to feed on etc.. Then everyone who was left had to get right into inbreeding and insest to repopulate the world. Because of this no tells anymore lies and everyone is good to each other. yay
The ark was like a giant chest and was rectangular. It was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. A cubit = 1.5 feet. It was covered with tar inside and out to make it water tight. It had vented openings 1.5 feet around the top for ventillation. The Bible shows the flood came about 4,400 years ago. Some investigators have said that just 43"kinds" of mammals, 74 "kinds" of birds, and 10 "kinds" of reptiles could have produced the great variety of species of these creatures known today.
The term "kind" is generally used to describe general characteristics, unless a specific animal is mentioned. We didn't start classifying animals as "species" until about 150 years ago, give or take a decade or two..
The term dinosaur didn't come about until the middle of the 19th century, about 2500 years after the account published in the Bible of the Flood. Besides, there wouldn't be any transitional phases, because animals will reproduce after their kind. You won't get a bird after breeding thousands of generations of lizards, no matter how hard you try. genetic info is deleted, not produced.
exactly my point, mortal men didnt know dinosaurs existed when they wrote the bible. and thats why there is no mention of them or any other animal thats extint.
and if evolution isnt true then how do you explain there being species of animal that would of had to been on noahs arc and was never known of.
i think you just watch youtbe videos and make the arguments you hear someone else make.
read up on DNA and youll learn that yes genetic material is made
actually there is mention to a couple of animals in the bible whose description do not work for any known animals, but sound identical to a couple of known dinosaurs.
You do realize that it is possible to take young animals onto the ark. ones that werent fully grown yet.
but the passages were job 40:15-25, and job 41:1-34. The first is thought to be a Elephant but this makes no sense seeing as how the elephant does not have a tail like a cedar. though it does sound like a sauropod dinosaur. the other is possibly an aligator. but those are easily caught and the scales are easily pierced.
Oh and i forgot to mention the obvious that the aligator does not breathe fire. hmm breathing fire is there anything that you can think of that might have breathed fire?
Very likely dinosaurs were extinct countless milliniums before the creation of humans. The ark did have plenty of space for the animals that were gathered. The ark had about 1,400,000 cubic feet of usable space-ample for the passenger list. It is of interest that the Chinese character for "ship" is derived from the idea of "eight persons in a vessel." This has striking resemblance to the Bible account about Noah and his family, eight persons, who survived the flood in an ark. (1 Peter 3:30)
Does not bother you that so many things contradict the Bible? It's not just evolutionary theory, cosmology, earth science or historical facts just to mention a few...
It might be much more convenient to bury your head in the sand but the question is, whether you're really looking for the truth, or just try to believe in something because it's more conveniant to you.
John 18:37 Pilate therefore said unto Him, art Thou a king then? Jesus answered, thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth My voice.
I'm not surprised it doesn't bother you of course, but is it normal? I mean believing in something just for the sake of believing... Is it normal not to question the validity of your faith? The 9/11 terrorists were deeply religious and they obviously didn't question the truthfulness of koran either. Ok, comparing the koran with the Bible is not so fair but both state things that contradict proven facts.
I have questioned it, and I am fully convinced of it's validity.
However after questioning atheism, and evolution, I am fully convinced of it's falsehood.
Joshua 24:15 and if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
Oh and quoting from the Bible does not make much sense. Or do you think there's something mysterious power in its words that will make me a believer? If I quoted from the fastest growing religion's most sacred book for example, would it make you a convert? Let's make a try:
"The unbelievers among the People of the Book and the pagans shall burn for ever in the fire of Hell. They are the vilest of all creatures." Koran 98:1-8
Romans 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
You may not believe, after all it is written in the scripture that many who hear will turn away and fall into deeper corruption. However I have found that people don't like the Bible. The Truth hurts, and they do everything in their power to suppress it. Just as it is written that they will do so, so it is.
No it's not that I don't like the Bible. In fact I read the Bible, all the 66 books of it and I do like it because it contains a lot of truth indeed (and also a few injustice as well). But ignoring the facts (and sometimes common sense) in order to believe that it doesn't contain any error and all of its stories are true is a bit strange to me.
And yes, sometimes the truth hurts especially when our steady beliefs are questioned. No one likes uncertainty. It's just human nature.
I see you like to quote from the Bible. Then let me also quote some verses too, that Jesus said:
"For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom." Matthew 16:27-28
Unfortunately though, I didn't hear about anyone who is about 2000 years old and still lives.
Jesus was referring to John. This prophecy was fulfilled when John wrote "The Revelation of Jesus Christ". He saw Christ coming in his kingdom back to the earth and what would happen after that.
The biggest reason is the prince of the power of the air. Or simply, the devil.
It is written that many false prophets will arise in the last days and deceive many. The vast majority of the human race will turn away from Jesus Christ. All of this has been told to us beforehand, and just as it is written, so it is.
I forgot to ask what did convince you to believe that evolution theory is wrong? I'm honestly looking forward to your answer because if the overwhelming majority of scientists accept it (about 99.8% of the biologists) then I suppose they had to had a good reason. Or is it another deceit of the devil? But even if you could give very good reasons why not to believe what the experts and biologists say, there would also remain a lot of other verified facts that contradict the Bible as well.
Well, I wasn't born a Christian, I was born an atheist, and raised atheist ... being taught in school evolution theory etc.
Honestly, the time came when I actually began to question what I was being taught and in fact brainwashed with.
That's when I began reasoning with myself, and thinking critically. I came to the conclusion that, life comes from life, it's impossible for soup to suddenly develop into a complex single cell.
Of course there are more reasons, but honestly it came down to a simple choice.
I decided to believe God instead of man.
What really tipped me off was simply reading the Bible, I was astonished. Especially after prayer, it became clear to me that it was true all along. I looked at the world and scripture accurately described every single aspect of life and the character of man and the world.
It made sense. I experienced conviction over sin, a new nature, just as the Bible said I would.
You should be careful when dealing with believers.
It is written: Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
and again: Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come! It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.
interesting fact in Gen 10:25 Two sons were born to Eber; the name of the one was Peleg, for in his days the (earth was divided); and his brother's name was Joktan. FYI the hebrew word they got peleg from meant earthquake. so the times of noah there where living during pangea very interesting seems either scientist that support evolution to discarded the bible are lieing or the bible itself. my money is scientist
Land and sea creatures have been found on every continent, in high places, all mixed together, bones splintered, jumbled bodies, caught in the throws of eating, digesting, giving birth. Animals from different climatic zones, all together, crammed into fishers, on mountains and hills.... Which view has the physical evidence to support a global flood versus millions of years of evolution? Partially fossilized dino bones, skin pattern, T-Rex blood cells found. The evolutionary time-line in Bunk!
God has used the foolish things of the world to shame the wise, and the weak to shame that which is mighty. I'll take my chances with the Creator of the Universe over some puny human.
Right--ok. which Creator of the Universe? The Mayan? Egyptian? Indiginous Australian? Native American? Greek? Roman? Mormon? Fundamentalist Mormon? Small minded American Christian, the latest in a long line of those who think that their civilization is the center of the universe?
I used to have tapes of his skit- *The Chicken Heart that ate NY City* and a few others when I was young. Always makes people smile no matter what :) Thanks for sharing!
--Oh & yeah for the others, I agree with you, Freckles Lol :)
Wow! I have read thru this thread and I cannot believe how many people have no sense of humor. This is one of the funniest comedy bits ever. It was even funnier watching Cosby perform it many years ago. Thanks rickkintz for a good laugh and a reminder of what real comedy is. As for all you sourpusses, go suck an egg! LOL
Notice How 'Decoding the Past' and most other Main stream media outlets love talking to people about the boat up in the mountains. Because it's NOT there. So it'll take attention away from the real site. Studied by Ron Wyatt and others. Free video on GOOGLE.
EVERY Scripture is God-breathed (given by His inspiration) and profitable for instruction, for reproof and conviction of sin, for correction of error and discipline in obedience, [and] for training in righteousness (in holy living, in conformity to God's will in thought, purpose, and action)
dude. relax. im Christian, and if you think this is over the top, then you need to get dunked in ice cold water, slapped, and to say "th ks i needed that", because you do. have you seen the world lately? bill Cosby may not be Christian, but he greatly respects it and he may be, because im told he prays.
alright people, there is no reason we should be getting into a freakin religious debate! its an act, if you cant find the humor in it, go somewhere else. you people are ruining the skit.
Noahs flood story isnt true because: No geologic evidence world flood, Medical impossobility to restart populations with a few individuals , enginering impossobility to make a wooden ship that large, fresh water fish would die , south pole ice cap would melt it didnt .
Every piece of evidence I give you will be rejected because they start with a different presupposition then yours. I will interpret the evidence to fit my worldview, and you will interpret the evidence to fit your worldview.
with that i rest my case because no matter how much evidence you get you won't change your mind.
"no matter how much evidence you get you won't change your mind."
No, I already did once. You're the one who won't.
"I will interpret the evidence to fit my worldview, and you will interpret the evidence to fit your worldview."
Some evidence is not open to interpretation. If the geological column was created by a flood, why do we not find human artifacts in the lower layers? Tools etc would be small, dense objects and would sink to the lower layers, below single-celled animals.
"I will interpret the evidence to fit my worldview"
You don't INTERPRET evidence; you ignore the bits that don't fit the conclusion you have already been taught.
You cannot explain the sorting of the fossil record. You cannot explain the existence of civilisations that span the supposed date of the flood. You cannot explain the distribution of species. You cannot explain the genetic implications of the ark story. So you ignore them all.
Look, do yourself a favour. You are 15 years old. Don't just accept what you got taught at home/church etc. Approach the facts with an open mind and see where they lead you. Also, research the outright lies that have been stated by YECs; vertical whale fossils etc. Compare those with the way science admits errors and updates theories.
Most christians accept an old Earth and evolution. Christians outside the USA are genuinely worried about the rise of biblical literalism in your country.
THINK about the ark story. Noah, presumably, had two leopards on board the ark, right? As soon as the animals were released from the ark on Mt Ararat those leopards would have, single-handedly, wiped out at least five species a week. The koala bears would never have made it back to Australia because they'd have ended up as a steaming turd under a bush. And there must have been at least 200 more large predators on the ark...
There is nothing in Genesis to indicate how Noah distributed the animals from the ark and avoided predation. The fact remains that releasing every species of animal in a restricted area would have resulted in a great number of them being killed and eaten.
Don't try to discredit me by implying that I haven't read the bible. I have; that's why I'm an atheist.
thats not necessarily true. religion aside, noahs ark was real. its on a mountain encased in ice. there was a flood and an ark, not that that changes anything.
yes its real and the ark is painted in gold and has a diamond anchor. The angels sail around the lake in it and then it doubles as a fast food restaurant selling mcdonalds burgers.
your not posting any more evidence then I am your just saying the geologic record says the earth is 4.5 billion years old, and I say that most of the record is from the flo
One reason is the lack of erosion between the different layers this is only compatible with rapid burial.
Why are several fossils on top of eachother? that is exactly what you would expect from a massive flood, and all the other catastrophic processes from it.
What evidence? If there was a global flood what would you expect to find? You would find billions of dead things buried in rock layers all over the earth. And what do we find, billions of dead things buried in rock layers all over the earth
They wouldn't be neatly sorted in any order its a RAPID CATASTROPHIC BURIAL.
There is, look when the first civilizations of Egypt and Mesopotamia started arround the time the flood ended.
The lack of erosion between layers suggests that they were all created at the same time.
There is evidence that platonic shift caused the ocean floor to increase 2,000 meters that with the "windows of heaven" would be enough water for the global flood, and the water drained to create the oceans.
"They wouldn't be neatly sorted in any order its a RAPID CATASTROPHIC BURIAL."
But they ARE neatly sorted, by time. Older animals lower down, more recent ones higher up. In the event of a Flood we would expect to see heavier, denser animals in the lower layers and lighter ones at the top. We don't.
"The lack of erosion between layers suggests that they were all created at the same time."
See your first quote; that says there wouldn't BE layers, right?
No because some animals could have survived the first couple of days while others were killed and buried first. There is no specific order in which the animals were buried.
Yes there would be layers because it lasted for a year and all the layers were deposited in that year.
Radiometric dating of the surrounding rocks and the animals' place in the tree of life.
The biologist JBS Haldane was asked what evidence would disprove evolution. He replied "Fossil rabbits in the Precambrian." If there is "no specific order in which the animals were buried" why do we not find fossil rabbits in Precambrian rock?
"No because some animals could have survived the first couple of days while others were killed and buried first."
Then how do you explain the lack of human artifacts in the lower layers? We're talking about a culture with the skills to build ships; shouldn't tehy have left tools behind as they ran for high ground?
Get over yourself!!! Its called humor! You might want to pick a sense of it up the next time you leave the trailer park!
rickkintz 3 years ago
/agree
Coulben 3 years ago
stupid ignorant people, nothing to laugh about, we'll see who will laugh at last!!!
tonymers 3 years ago
God is what made it possible, In God none of that matters ... if you dont believe in God dont even post because you couldnt believe in one of his miracles
7HaRdCoRe7HOFBrINCl7 3 years ago
I love the miracle were he saved the Jews from the Nazis by parting the waves , oh wait he didn't do anything , wow thats one odd god. did he get fed up of looking after his people because they wont think for them selves?
crissyhowes 3 years ago
Noahs ark is complete idiocy.
There r so many factors that have to b met, it's impossible to do.
The ark have to soak a long time for the wood to get watertight.
It's impossible 4 all animals in the world to fit inside. Nor animals from North, South America, and Australia to reach it.
Animals would starve to death, for there wouldn't be room enough for food and water.
It would be an inhuman task for the 8 ppl to remove the dung produced.
Animals would suffocate in the methane gas.
BelieveNoGod 3 years ago
thats why we call it a God's work and noah was only the messenger it was all God's work
don1schon 3 years ago
that is all imbecility! such a large ship cannot be built that each animal species fits inside. how are animals of other continents to come there? who believes there to, it is missing genuinly at human understanding. apology for my English, I uses on-line translators.
natofreak93 3 years ago
Do you believe in the Bible at all?
dgteske 3 years ago
wow....you praise Allah and all that and you watch a video of Bill Cosby talking about Noah's ark. In the end you just look like a punk because your criticizing a religion that is way cooler than yours...lolz go jesus
SamWise050 3 years ago
dumb shit thinks it is a joke go to hell all u kafaar followers of satan
maxl0ad12 3 years ago
Of course your attitude and language takes you to the head of the line for heaven! GET REAL!!!
rickkintz 3 years ago
why is there people laughing?
JadeObidosXP 3 years ago
Ok, let's start with your comment should read "why 'are' there people laughing?" and then it's really simple, this audio came from a live performance.
rickkintz 3 years ago
Cheers!
MatthewToro84 3 years ago
Yep. This is from one of Cosby's stand-up routines. It came from what was originally known as... an album. These wax discs were played on things called phonographs or record players. I believe that it was originally recorded back in the '60s. And for the person below who asked about the video... they didn't make a lot of videos back in '60s.
invaderzim1963 3 years ago
looking for friends
why cant i see the video Ch
204086 3 years ago
Good question, works fine here...
rickkintz 3 years ago
right
TexanComedian 3 years ago
....and exactly why DID Noah bring the mosquitoes?
rsensorat3 3 years ago
"and exactly why DID Noah bring the mosquitoes? "
And how did he tell if they were male or female? You should read Mark Twain's "Letters from the Earth" in which there is a chapter "And God in his mercy saves...the fly" - and then goes on for pages describing the diseases the fly has caused. It also deals with the demise of the dinosaurs. It's a must read.
LoraSinger 3 years ago
Hey people with issues. Take them elsewhere. This is a comedy skit not a religious place.
trekkerten 3 years ago 5
Well then it seems we are just the opposite of each other :). I was born into a fundamentalist christian family, and just recently I lost my faith after I couldn't resolve so many bothering questions. I couldn't and didn't want to ignore them and continue to believe no matter what. But I like to talk with christians because one day they'll probably give me acceptable answers and then I will believe again. But till then, I find no reason why to believe...
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
No yossarian , read science if you are interested in truth.
ilikezappa 3 years ago
Is it to much to ask, FOR A LITTLE PRECIPITATION!!!???
InChrist4ever 3 years ago
ArakiUzamaki 3 years ago
it is 7 of each kosher animal
jmbenezra 3 years ago
Bendy-buses with the slogan "There's probably no God" could soon be running on the streets of London. The atheist posters are the idea of the British Humanist Association (BHA) and have been supported by prominent atheist Professor Richard Dawkins. The BHA planned only to raise £5,500, which was to be matched by Professor Dawkins, but it has now raised more than £80,000 of its own accord. The complete slogan reads: "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life." How cool :-)
TeslaSagan 3 years ago
before the flood things were much bigger in size and strength. the earth's air pressure and oxygen levels because of the firmament. Look at the Hebrew word for firmament to get a better picture of what it meant. So this means the trees with wider, taller and stronger(X4 +1). + beside this the Chinese build wooden ships close to that size any how. Ark is no problem, just take a deep look at Chinese history.
worm102 3 years ago
are you high ?
Bunyipz 3 years ago
On a different note:
How long can you tread water?
EnochMetatron 3 years ago
Everyone arguing about the possibility of Noah's Ark.
hatrack . com / osc / stories / atlantis . shtml
Read that.
Quit bitching.
Enjoy the fine stylings of Bill Cosby.
EnochMetatron 3 years ago
Do they have any movies on Noah's Ark? I love "The Ten Commandments" with Charlton Heston. That would be an awesome movie with todays technology! They should make one. Now that they've found the Ark I would love to see it,the Titanic, the Pyramids, and any other discovery on earth I forgot to mention.
AaronH9111 3 years ago
I used to have this album when I was a teen and I had this memorized. I'm sending this to my kids cause they think I just made it all up.
teddydragonbear 3 years ago
shame!!!!!!!!!!!
ihategoingbald 3 years ago
SHAME on you!!! Lighten up!!!
rickkintz 3 years ago
Damn it!!! It's a comedy skit by the legendary Bill Cosby! LIGHTEN UP!!!
rickkintz 3 years ago
Don't you Creationits see the lunacy of your faith? A Creationist scientists point of view: The bible said it. I believe it. That settles it. Hypothesis proven.
brokenscimitar 3 years ago
Just one T-Rex or brontosauras would've filled the biblical ark. Imagine the fight Noah would've had getting this kicking, biting, snapping, hissing, objectionable creature on board. What did he feed it? How did he feed it? Who was the poor bugger who had to shovel T-Rex's excrement out of its cage? Can you imagine an ark full of horny, hungry, cramped, shrieking, howling, swaying, steaming, biting, fighting creatures? Old Noah would've gone insane!
brokenscimitar 3 years ago
I bible does not say they were all full grown animals.
matthewparr 3 years ago
It doesn't say that they were embryos either! To survive the post-deluvial world, reproduce and thus fulfil god's intention, they wouldn't have been juvenile creatures. These wouldn't have had the survival skills and would've perished.
brokenscimitar 3 years ago
The Noah story was most likely an adaptation of a Babylonian story picked up while they were in captivity.
The original story probably originated from a flood of the Euphrates River where a man floated on a raft. Over time the story was embellished into its current form.
someonespadre 3 years ago
the flood really happened.. maybe the great canyon is one of the best evidence..
kimpoi00 3 years ago
were is the proof outside the bible?
cymruguns 3 years ago
even the scientist said that once there was a flood happened.. and i watched it on discovery channel in addition to that, it is also the reason why there's an ice on north pole and south pole..
kimpoi00 3 years ago
Scientists name was? Absolute rubbish! Ice is formed there from accumulating snow over many thousands of years.
82648947 3 years ago
exactly!!! and its because of the flood!
if the ice in north pole and south pole melt.. there is a possibility that the earth will be drowned by water..
..again
but? read this.. Gen 9:11
kimpoi00 3 years ago
yea everyone know that everything the tv tells you is the truth... also they said there might have been a flood but not of biblical proportions
josh90301 3 years ago
dude i have to do a stupid report on this standup and copare it to a movie and the bible
blackhelm109 3 years ago
LOL!!! At least it should be fun to do!
rickkintz 3 years ago
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4th commandment/sabbath trashing is about the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. The usual text used is Col 2:16,17 and by many who don't have a clue what they are talking about. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of those gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day??????? SATAN has the church sinning
gettalifenow 3 years ago
huh dinosaurus ? what the hell are you talking about, dinosaurus had been finished way way before human was made don't you ever watch discovery or any kinda documentary films they keep on telling that dinosaurus were finished like about millions or you can even say billions of years ago, or else the ark wasn't even enough for the dinosaurus other than that hazrat noah's ark had enough space for all the creatures on earth and the rest are still underneath dead sea in jordan where you can't sink.
zaib79 3 years ago
Noah built a fridge on board, to keep the king penguins from antartica cool, a heated room for desert animals, heated fish tanks to keep fresh water fish alive as all the water became too salty for them. Bee hives since a queen bee and a drone cant survive without workers, and a field of flowers for the bees to feed on etc.. Then everyone who was left had to get right into inbreeding and insest to repopulate the world. Because of this no tells anymore lies and everyone is good to each other. yay
mayanicon 3 years ago
The ark was like a giant chest and was rectangular. It was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. A cubit = 1.5 feet. It was covered with tar inside and out to make it water tight. It had vented openings 1.5 feet around the top for ventillation. The Bible shows the flood came about 4,400 years ago. Some investigators have said that just 43"kinds" of mammals, 74 "kinds" of birds, and 10 "kinds" of reptiles could have produced the great variety of species of these creatures known today.
kermitefrog64 3 years ago
Noah is considered also as the second Adam.
streetsNY 3 years ago
they should flag your ass
Bonoix23000 3 years ago
they should flag your ass
verschrikelijkzeike 3 years ago
why?
twitchwillkillyou 3 years ago
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh"
adagiominore 3 years ago
Actually it was 2 of each unclean animal and 7 of each clean animal that entered into the ark.
webboffin 3 years ago 2
3:40 = XD
gonepishing 3 years ago
He showed great courage to set sail with two termites.
MitcheltonMilo 3 years ago
why didnt noah let transitional phases on his arc?
ragnar336 3 years ago
The term "kind" is generally used to describe general characteristics, unless a specific animal is mentioned. We didn't start classifying animals as "species" until about 150 years ago, give or take a decade or two..
LighthawkTenchi 3 years ago
i repeat...
why didnt noah let transitional phases on his arc?
and i add...
why no dinosaurs?
ragnar336 3 years ago
The term dinosaur didn't come about until the middle of the 19th century, about 2500 years after the account published in the Bible of the Flood. Besides, there wouldn't be any transitional phases, because animals will reproduce after their kind. You won't get a bird after breeding thousands of generations of lizards, no matter how hard you try. genetic info is deleted, not produced.
LighthawkTenchi 3 years ago 2
exactly my point, mortal men didnt know dinosaurs existed when they wrote the bible. and thats why there is no mention of them or any other animal thats extint.
and if evolution isnt true then how do you explain there being species of animal that would of had to been on noahs arc and was never known of.
i think you just watch youtbe videos and make the arguments you hear someone else make.
read up on DNA and youll learn that yes genetic material is made
ragnar336 3 years ago
actually there is mention to a couple of animals in the bible whose description do not work for any known animals, but sound identical to a couple of known dinosaurs.
eepoday 3 years ago
can you give me the part which refers to these animals?
do you understand how big the arc would of had to be in order to holf two of every land animal???? do you at all?
but please give the the part where it talks about these animals.
ragnar336 3 years ago
You do realize that it is possible to take young animals onto the ark. ones that werent fully grown yet.
but the passages were job 40:15-25, and job 41:1-34. The first is thought to be a Elephant but this makes no sense seeing as how the elephant does not have a tail like a cedar. though it does sound like a sauropod dinosaur. the other is possibly an aligator. but those are easily caught and the scales are easily pierced.
eepoday 3 years ago
Oh and i forgot to mention the obvious that the aligator does not breathe fire. hmm breathing fire is there anything that you can think of that might have breathed fire?
eepoday 3 years ago
yea but do you even know how many different species he had to take with him in order to have the diversity of life we have today?
P.S.
"dont tell me but he didnt take all animals like fish and flying animals"
because im not counting flying animals and fish!
literally billions of different species
oh yea and the bible doesnt say anything about only putting marsupials in australia and tasmania? why is that?
ragnar336 3 years ago
i commented above
eepoday 3 years ago
Very likely dinosaurs were extinct countless milliniums before the creation of humans. The ark did have plenty of space for the animals that were gathered. The ark had about 1,400,000 cubic feet of usable space-ample for the passenger list. It is of interest that the Chinese character for "ship" is derived from the idea of "eight persons in a vessel." This has striking resemblance to the Bible account about Noah and his family, eight persons, who survived the flood in an ark. (1 Peter 3:30)
kermitefrog64 3 years ago
If someone in the present day came up with this story you believe, what would we think. So why is exceptable back then?
JimTL1000R 3 years ago
People didn't believe noah back then either. Guess what happened to them ...
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
Nothing :)
Because neither Noah, nor his neighbours ever existed.
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
Actually they ran toward the ark and clawed on it's side before their drowned and went to hell.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
Does not bother you that so many things contradict the Bible? It's not just evolutionary theory, cosmology, earth science or historical facts just to mention a few...
It might be much more convenient to bury your head in the sand but the question is, whether you're really looking for the truth, or just try to believe in something because it's more conveniant to you.
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
No it doesn't bother me.
John 18:37 Pilate therefore said unto Him, art Thou a king then? Jesus answered, thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth My voice.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
I'm not surprised it doesn't bother you of course, but is it normal? I mean believing in something just for the sake of believing... Is it normal not to question the validity of your faith? The 9/11 terrorists were deeply religious and they obviously didn't question the truthfulness of koran either. Ok, comparing the koran with the Bible is not so fair but both state things that contradict proven facts.
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
I have questioned it, and I am fully convinced of it's validity.
However after questioning atheism, and evolution, I am fully convinced of it's falsehood.
Joshua 24:15 and if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
Oh and quoting from the Bible does not make much sense. Or do you think there's something mysterious power in its words that will make me a believer? If I quoted from the fastest growing religion's most sacred book for example, would it make you a convert? Let's make a try:
"The unbelievers among the People of the Book and the pagans shall burn for ever in the fire of Hell. They are the vilest of all creatures." Koran 98:1-8
(People of the Book = Christians and Jews)
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
Romans 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
You may not believe, after all it is written in the scripture that many who hear will turn away and fall into deeper corruption. However I have found that people don't like the Bible. The Truth hurts, and they do everything in their power to suppress it. Just as it is written that they will do so, so it is.
There is no power in the words of the koran.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
No it's not that I don't like the Bible. In fact I read the Bible, all the 66 books of it and I do like it because it contains a lot of truth indeed (and also a few injustice as well). But ignoring the facts (and sometimes common sense) in order to believe that it doesn't contain any error and all of its stories are true is a bit strange to me.
And yes, sometimes the truth hurts especially when our steady beliefs are questioned. No one likes uncertainty. It's just human nature.
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
Ah then you would know that it is written: Thy word is true from the beginning.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
I see you like to quote from the Bible. Then let me also quote some verses too, that Jesus said:
"For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom." Matthew 16:27-28
Unfortunately though, I didn't hear about anyone who is about 2000 years old and still lives.
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
Jesus was referring to John. This prophecy was fulfilled when John wrote "The Revelation of Jesus Christ". He saw Christ coming in his kingdom back to the earth and what would happen after that.
hiddenperson100 3 years ago
You wrote:
"There is no power in the words of the koran."
Then why is it the fastest growing religion in the world? Why is it expacted to overtake Christianity in the middle of the 21st century?
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
The biggest reason is the prince of the power of the air. Or simply, the devil.
It is written that many false prophets will arise in the last days and deceive many. The vast majority of the human race will turn away from Jesus Christ. All of this has been told to us beforehand, and just as it is written, so it is.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
I forgot to ask what did convince you to believe that evolution theory is wrong? I'm honestly looking forward to your answer because if the overwhelming majority of scientists accept it (about 99.8% of the biologists) then I suppose they had to had a good reason. Or is it another deceit of the devil? But even if you could give very good reasons why not to believe what the experts and biologists say, there would also remain a lot of other verified facts that contradict the Bible as well.
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
Well, I wasn't born a Christian, I was born an atheist, and raised atheist ... being taught in school evolution theory etc.
Honestly, the time came when I actually began to question what I was being taught and in fact brainwashed with.
That's when I began reasoning with myself, and thinking critically. I came to the conclusion that, life comes from life, it's impossible for soup to suddenly develop into a complex single cell.
Running out of room.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
Of course there are more reasons, but honestly it came down to a simple choice.
I decided to believe God instead of man.
What really tipped me off was simply reading the Bible, I was astonished. Especially after prayer, it became clear to me that it was true all along. I looked at the world and scripture accurately described every single aspect of life and the character of man and the world.
It made sense. I experienced conviction over sin, a new nature, just as the Bible said I would.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
I also know that it's probably not the easiest thing to talk with me since I definitely don't build your faith which is important to you christians.
But thanks that at least you try to answer my questions...
Yossarian1212 3 years ago
You should be careful when dealing with believers.
It is written: Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
and again: Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come! It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.
FillTheirVoid 3 years ago
right
tathtath 3 years ago
You wan't a hint?
How long can you tread water?
ha ha ha ha ha
I'm not bringin nothin in...
you change one?
Noah? How long can you tread water?
mclew 3 years ago
...yes, good old Noah waiting underneath the elephant and ..BROOAAM.. right on top...
Classic.
MJM153 3 years ago
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hay you son of bitch -go to hell
maneela99 3 years ago
i remember listening to these on record. bill is a great storyteller and a legendary comedian!
gpenny76 3 years ago 3
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Hello stupid human , listen here!! dont play and look down toward prophet noah. Prophet noah is mesengger from god .
rismas 3 years ago
If you believe in that kinda thing
666daedsidog 3 years ago
lol this is hilarius ... i member this from a long time ago ...
eternol 3 years ago
"Whaddaya want? I've been good!"
Hehe, awesome!
westxlcr 3 years ago 3
"Am I on candid camera?"
HAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this made my day thank you for posting
jesusrocks1994 3 years ago 2
Right!....Who is this really?
I love this.
bugwitch 3 years ago 2
that is really funny
summervaction247 3 years ago
I'm so glad to see people taking this in the way it was meant to be... just plain fun!
rickkintz 3 years ago
This is so funny
Nobodymikoo 3 years ago
I want to thank you for sharring this with us. Bill Cosby was so funny on live tv. stand up comody. I have the album.
trooperoo7sarge 3 years ago
nice ark ca i have it
richorangehobo12 3 years ago
"Whooba, whooba, whooba.....
...Noah
WHAT?!!!"
Guideguy44 3 years ago
:O !!
ToBeNoah 3 years ago
AM I ON CANDADE CAMERA??
TomHudd707 3 years ago
Hilarious routine.
People are fools to beleive the Old Testament word for word though
anperm 3 years ago
noah what!! how long can you tread water
classic
DrLightning101 3 years ago
interesting fact in Gen 10:25 Two sons were born to Eber; the name of the one was Peleg, for in his days the (earth was divided); and his brother's name was Joktan. FYI the hebrew word they got peleg from meant earthquake. so the times of noah there where living during pangea very interesting seems either scientist that support evolution to discarded the bible are lieing or the bible itself. my money is scientist
DrLightning101 3 years ago
Land and sea creatures have been found on every continent, in high places, all mixed together, bones splintered, jumbled bodies, caught in the throws of eating, digesting, giving birth. Animals from different climatic zones, all together, crammed into fishers, on mountains and hills.... Which view has the physical evidence to support a global flood versus millions of years of evolution? Partially fossilized dino bones, skin pattern, T-Rex blood cells found. The evolutionary time-line in Bunk!
friendofyahweh 3 years ago
frienofyahweh: If you believe the story of Noah, go and see a psychiatrist as soon as possible.
Philos2006 3 years ago
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If u believe in evilution,you should also so a psychiatrist.Believe in something is more sane then to believe in nothing.
YeaWhiplash 3 years ago
fool--
He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
-Thomas Jefferson
crawdad76 3 years ago
Here's one more for you--
I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.
-Thomas Jefferson
crawdad76 3 years ago
God has used the foolish things of the world to shame the wise, and the weak to shame that which is mighty. I'll take my chances with the Creator of the Universe over some puny human.
LighthawkTenchi 3 years ago
Right--ok. which Creator of the Universe? The Mayan? Egyptian? Indiginous Australian? Native American? Greek? Roman? Mormon? Fundamentalist Mormon? Small minded American Christian, the latest in a long line of those who think that their civilization is the center of the universe?
crawdad76 3 years ago
you missed the free massons but i guess they are kinda christian so nvm
brainfreez666 3 years ago
Even God likes humor.
bob46 3 years ago 5
this is ok
dirtbikeboy03 3 years ago
"how long can you tread water? hahahahaha"
youdontknowmegigna 3 years ago 2
Such a Precious, Funny Man :)
I used to have tapes of his skit- *The Chicken Heart that ate NY City* and a few others when I was young. Always makes people smile no matter what :) Thanks for sharing!
--Oh & yeah for the others, I agree with you, Freckles Lol :)
MystSilverDragon 3 years ago
Wow! I have read thru this thread and I cannot believe how many people have no sense of humor. This is one of the funniest comedy bits ever. It was even funnier watching Cosby perform it many years ago. Thanks rickkintz for a good laugh and a reminder of what real comedy is. As for all you sourpusses, go suck an egg! LOL
Freckles1219 3 years ago 2
Thanks! Yea, it amazed me at the contraversy this created! Geeze... Some people just aren't happy if they're not b__ching about something...
rickkintz 3 years ago
Notice How 'Decoding the Past' and most other Main stream media outlets love talking to people about the boat up in the mountains. Because it's NOT there. So it'll take attention away from the real site. Studied by Ron Wyatt and others. Free video on GOOGLE.
friendofyahweh 3 years ago
lmao funny as hell!
AmericanJustice911 3 years ago 2
Haha!
KN0MAAD 3 years ago
Regardless of the arguments below, this is still a pretty funny routine.
ruithil 3 years ago
Thank you! Geeze, I never thought this would create such contraversy...
rickkintz 3 years ago
This is Cosby's funniest routine ever. People need to just chill and enjoy it.
knytrydr73 3 years ago 4
Psalm 53:1
The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
2 Timothy 3:16
EVERY Scripture is God-breathed (given by His inspiration) and profitable for instruction, for reproof and conviction of sin, for correction of error and discipline in obedience, [and] for training in righteousness (in holy living, in conformity to God's will in thought, purpose, and action)
MarluxiaXlll 3 years ago
what was the point of that?
ragnarok1694 3 years ago
dude. relax. im Christian, and if you think this is over the top, then you need to get dunked in ice cold water, slapped, and to say "th ks i needed that", because you do. have you seen the world lately? bill Cosby may not be Christian, but he greatly respects it and he may be, because im told he prays.
loopydoug 3 years ago
the fool is the one that accepts the superstition in the unholy bible as truth.
ukidding 3 years ago
I don't believe in Bill Cosby
chuckhell 3 years ago 2
It's all good! I don't believe in you!!! LOL!!!
rickkintz 3 years ago
I was also an atheist until I actually REALLY read the bible. If you don't want to learn, you won't. It takes more faith to be an atheist than not.
One person says "There's evidence of a flood, but no proof" That's exactly what evidence is.
The Bible was written by at least 40 different authors on 3 different continents in 3 different languages and it's completely harmonious.
Its most recent prophecy came true in 1948 when Isreal regained its independence, exactly as the Bible said.
Liriks 3 years ago 3
It IS IN FACT a proven FACT! Google: Haf Nef Watch my video ATRAHASIS(noah) and check out my cozmik tunes! Peace- Haf Nef
hafnef 3 years ago
alright people, there is no reason we should be getting into a freakin religious debate! its an act, if you cant find the humor in it, go somewhere else. you people are ruining the skit.
wadesgirl7689 3 years ago
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Geeeeze...
rickkintz 3 years ago
you people should not waste time with this tipe of questions.
there is evidence of many things such as the flood, but none of it is a proven fact.
get your act toghether.
do somthing else with your time, dont waste it
anilai786 4 years ago
actually there is evidence of a major flood by the black sea. maybe u should learn some history before makin comments
dinonno195 4 years ago
Noahs flood story isnt true because: No geologic evidence world flood, Medical impossobility to restart populations with a few individuals , enginering impossobility to make a wooden ship that large, fresh water fish would die , south pole ice cap would melt it didnt .
flyingscience 4 years ago
Every piece of evidence I give you will be rejected because they start with a different presupposition then yours. I will interpret the evidence to fit my worldview, and you will interpret the evidence to fit your worldview.
with that i rest my case because no matter how much evidence you get you won't change your mind.
KalumaKad 4 years ago
"no matter how much evidence you get you won't change your mind."
No, I already did once. You're the one who won't.
"I will interpret the evidence to fit my worldview, and you will interpret the evidence to fit your worldview."
Some evidence is not open to interpretation. If the geological column was created by a flood, why do we not find human artifacts in the lower layers? Tools etc would be small, dense objects and would sink to the lower layers, below single-celled animals.
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago 2
"I will interpret the evidence to fit my worldview"
You don't INTERPRET evidence; you ignore the bits that don't fit the conclusion you have already been taught.
You cannot explain the sorting of the fossil record. You cannot explain the existence of civilisations that span the supposed date of the flood. You cannot explain the distribution of species. You cannot explain the genetic implications of the ark story. So you ignore them all.
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago 2
Look, do yourself a favour. You are 15 years old. Don't just accept what you got taught at home/church etc. Approach the facts with an open mind and see where they lead you. Also, research the outright lies that have been stated by YECs; vertical whale fossils etc. Compare those with the way science admits errors and updates theories.
Most christians accept an old Earth and evolution. Christians outside the USA are genuinely worried about the rise of biblical literalism in your country.
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago 2
THINK about the ark story. Noah, presumably, had two leopards on board the ark, right? As soon as the animals were released from the ark on Mt Ararat those leopards would have, single-handedly, wiped out at least five species a week. The koala bears would never have made it back to Australia because they'd have ended up as a steaming turd under a bush. And there must have been at least 200 more large predators on the ark...
Doesn't that raise some questions?
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago
You haven't read Genesis, have you?
rldavis1959 3 years ago
"You haven't read Genesis, have you?"
Yes I have, and it's quite clearly not true. Your point was?
voiceoftruth2006 3 years ago
"You haven't read Genesis, have you?"
There is nothing in Genesis to indicate how Noah distributed the animals from the ark and avoided predation. The fact remains that releasing every species of animal in a restricted area would have resulted in a great number of them being killed and eaten.
Don't try to discredit me by implying that I haven't read the bible. I have; that's why I'm an atheist.
voiceoftruth2006 3 years ago
"You haven't read Genesis, have you?"
the best thing is that most atheist myself included seem to have done more research into the claims of holy books than your average believer.
memoryofakiss 3 years ago
"You haven't read Genesis, have you?"
the best thing is that most atheist myself included seem to have done more research into the claims of holy books than your average believer.
memoryofakiss 3 years ago
thats not necessarily true. religion aside, noahs ark was real. its on a mountain encased in ice. there was a flood and an ark, not that that changes anything.
loopydoug 3 years ago
yes its real and the ark is painted in gold and has a diamond anchor. The angels sail around the lake in it and then it doubles as a fast food restaurant selling mcdonalds burgers.
yes it's all true.
ukidding 3 years ago
your not posting any more evidence then I am your just saying the geologic record says the earth is 4.5 billion years old, and I say that most of the record is from the flo
One reason is the lack of erosion between the different layers this is only compatible with rapid burial.
Why are several fossils on top of eachother? that is exactly what you would expect from a massive flood, and all the other catastrophic processes from it.
KalumaKad 4 years ago
"your just saying the geologic record says the earth is 4.5 billion years old"
Radiometric dating.
"One reason is the lack of erosion between the different layers this is only compatible with rapid burial."
What lack of erosion? There's lots of evidence for erosion. Can you give me a contrary reference?
"Why are several fossils on top of eachother? that is exactly what you would expect from a massive flood"
Several FORESTS on top of each other? Complete with soil and roots?
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago
look its not the Bible against science. It's a battle between two different presuppostions that you view the evidence with.
KalumaKad 4 years ago
"look its not the Bible against science. It's a battle between two different presuppostions that you view the evidence with."
Nope. The evidence does NOT support the flood myth. In fact it completely disproves it.
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago
What evidence? If there was a global flood what would you expect to find? You would find billions of dead things buried in rock layers all over the earth. And what do we find, billions of dead things buried in rock layers all over the earth
KalumaKad 4 years ago
"If there was a global flood what would you expect to find?"
I would expect to find:
Fossils sorted hydrodynamically instead of by time.
Evidence that all human cultures were destroyed around 2300BCE.
Evidence that all sedimentary rocks were created at one time.
Evidence for a source of several BILLION cubic kilometres of water and a way for it to drain off.
An explanation of how the animals survived after the flood.
etc. etc. etc.
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago
They wouldn't be neatly sorted in any order its a RAPID CATASTROPHIC BURIAL.
There is, look when the first civilizations of Egypt and Mesopotamia started arround the time the flood ended.
The lack of erosion between layers suggests that they were all created at the same time.
There is evidence that platonic shift caused the ocean floor to increase 2,000 meters that with the "windows of heaven" would be enough water for the global flood, and the water drained to create the oceans.
KalumaKad 4 years ago
You contradict yourself here.
"They wouldn't be neatly sorted in any order its a RAPID CATASTROPHIC BURIAL."
But they ARE neatly sorted, by time. Older animals lower down, more recent ones higher up. In the event of a Flood we would expect to see heavier, denser animals in the lower layers and lighter ones at the top. We don't.
"The lack of erosion between layers suggests that they were all created at the same time."
See your first quote; that says there wouldn't BE layers, right?
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago
How do you know which animals are more recent?
No because some animals could have survived the first couple of days while others were killed and buried first. There is no specific order in which the animals were buried.
Yes there would be layers because it lasted for a year and all the layers were deposited in that year.
KalumaKad 4 years ago
"How do you know which animals are more recent?"
Radiometric dating of the surrounding rocks and the animals' place in the tree of life.
The biologist JBS Haldane was asked what evidence would disprove evolution. He replied "Fossil rabbits in the Precambrian." If there is "no specific order in which the animals were buried" why do we not find fossil rabbits in Precambrian rock?
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago
Like I said I don't know the exact circumstances that the fossils were buried so i can't tell you that.
also radiometric dating has been repeatedly shown inaccurate.
KalumaKad 4 years ago
"Like I said I don't know the exact circumstances that the fossils were buried"
That's OK, palaeontologists do.
"radiometric dating has been repeatedly shown inaccurate."
Please expand on that.
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago
"No because some animals could have survived the first couple of days while others were killed and buried first."
Then how do you explain the lack of human artifacts in the lower layers? We're talking about a culture with the skills to build ships; shouldn't tehy have left tools behind as they ran for high ground?
voiceoftruth2006 4 years ago
"There is, look when the first civilizations of Egypt a