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  • How quaint. A fellow primate knows the secrets of fictional places such as heaven.

  • I heart Red Eye! You should watch it! Weeknights at 3 AM EST!

  • That father Morris is clearly gay

  • @jshowa2 Agreed. It seems we are faced with 2 factions from religion, in general. On the one hand, there are those who are fundamentalist extremists, and serve as a threat to civilized society. On the other, there are those who cherry-pick their religion and call it "progressive" to avoid facing the fact that they have just nullified their own faith by doing so. The more I see & hear about the topic of religion, etc, the less any of it makes sense to me.

  • idiot bible nonce

  • So . . . the bible is meant to be interpreted in a "progressive" way, such that what it meant long ago, no longer applies to today, and that we should apply our own "modern" sense of morality. IMO, that is an argument AGAINST the holy validity of the "word of god", even if a "father" is doing the interpreting for us.

  • Thou shall not suffer a witch to live ????

    how is that not calling for the killing of a non believer ?

  • The comments on this page show the difference God can make N ur life. Christians R by & large insightful & courteous. People w/o God N their lives R bitter, hateful & ignorant.

  • @rightwinggeniusII You just made a blind and broad generalization and called me "bitter, hateful & ignorant", and you don't even know me. So much for christian tolerance. (rolls eyes . . . )

  • You know FAUX NEWS is showing its true colors when it farts out MOR-ASS!

    RELIGION IS FOR ROBOTS!

  • When Jesus was being executed, he had the perfect forum to publicly and clearly discourage capital punishment for all posterity.

    He did not.

  • @shockferret He taught to love your enemies, forgive 70 time 7...during all his public ministry. Ever read the episod of the adulteress being saved from stoning?

  • @littlemary86

    In those stories, he was preaching forgiveness (an alternative to punishment) rather than condemnation of a type of punishment.

    Also, a few verses before that in Matthew 18:15, he pretty much reserves forgiveness for people of the same religion.

    But regardless, Jesus at least knew that there would always be unforgiven people, and had he made a special speech about how people should never be killed as a crime sentence, the impact would have been universal.

  • "Continuous revelation" = making it up.

    Did he just say that killing people is bad and really bad people should be imprisoned and not murdered by the state? Surely it's a sacking offence for Faux News contributors to decry capital punishment.

  • I see your old book of nonsense, and raise you a new bunch o nonsense on a nonsense "news" network!

  • @LaWrytr well put!

  • He really can't answer the questions. Especially the last one! Fail.

  • I asked my Sunday school teacher the same question as number 3 back when my dad made my go to church and go the same answer I hate religion.

  • "God speaking to us as a progression of ideas.... we understand Gods will progressively..."

    How is this different from a world without a God?

  • @chaossource

    New convent or new testament people. The old testament days are over as the Prince of Peace walked among us and showed us the grace and glory of life everlasting. Yes boys and girls Jesus is real and so is the Bible, the finest morals and values mankind has. You should take an adult Bible class and read the Bible. The answers are there.

  • @gmcjetpilot Asking for a human sacrifice to show obedience is moral? Holding children responsible for the fathers crimes is moral? Rewarding obedience over actions is moral? Punishing an innocent man in place of the guilty is moral? Punishing those guilty of any finite crime for eternity is moral?

    Finest morals? No, your book has questionable morals.

  • i have to admit, these questions are actually kind of good but its just that the host and Father Morris aren't equipped nor have the desire to address them on any level of intellectual depth...they'd rather clown around with deviant jokes about coke and vegas or whatever the fuck they were talking about

  • creepy

  • painful and insulting to watch

  • How does he sit there and not wanna do that hot blonde?

  • @o07mreman She's over 10 years old, that's how...

  • Father SPINS best!

    ..."You should not let a sorceress live". (Exodus 22:17)

    ..."If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13)

    ..."A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9)

    ..."Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be destroyed." (Exodus 22:19)...

  • white shirt, still a douchebag

  • Thank fuck we don't have this shit in Europe

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS

    Feel better? Got that anonymity fueled aggression out?

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS spoken like a xian

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS spoken like a xian

  • only fox news can mix late-night douchebag "comedy" with xian preachifying

  • @photolitherland

    you couldn't be more correct. and this "holier than thou" bastard, even if he's caught with his legs in the air and a big dick up his ass he'd still deny he likes men to fuck him...or that he's even gay. 

    you gotta remember fox would only have god damned liars on their program, so this guy fits the bill perfectly!

  • I actually agree with the second question's answer.

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS - You thicklings just miss the point so much it's scary....NO ONE defends pedophiles, unless complicit in pedophilia. Whoever does it, whatever they pretend to believe is fucking irrelevant...What 's pertinent here is the covering up of it...You seem to be willfully ignorant of the glaringly obvious.

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS - Sounds like you're fucking knob!...So even you find child abuse something to gloat about? I don't hate the whole religion, just the unimaginative wankers like you that prop it up, blissfully unaware your ship is sinking...Keep singing while you go down with the band. You won't be missed.

  • Did he dodge the last question?

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS

    athieses don't need the tool of lies to make a point. historically "christians" must lie to make any point they need to influence, control or drive fear into. you proved the axiom.

    if you're not christian, stop making up crap. if you're other than christian you would know that you bastard lying "christian?

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS

    "christians" like you always touch a nerve when you have to resort to lies, distortions & bullshit to make a point

    your different point of veiw, is a sick, perverted view based on nothing but your god damned opinion, made up bullshit, & lies.

    truth has never been your ally!

    your type of "christian" disgusts me! you need to be called out for your blatency!

    you & this pope make true christianity the crap it is today.

    shame on you & your god damned unsubstantiated LIES

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS Oh yeah, give me some names.

  • @photolitherland

    as a gay man, my radar went off overtime on this priest. he's a fag all right, and probably gets fucked by his secretive bf.

    trust me, i had a priest bf for 7 years when i was in my 20's. however, i don't think this bottom likes kids...he likes older men with big dicks.

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS

    i love this shit.

    ok you "christian" piece of lying crap, either state facts and the data to back up that statement, or remain the lying "christian" piece of shit most of you liars are.

    and please don't quote something from one of those conservative think thanks funded by lying "christian" organizations.

    to be more specific your toast!

  • WTF!?

    "Atheists detest the Christian faith and Jesus Christ because they believe..."

    We do?

    .

    I wasn't aware atheists even had a shared belief system...Learn something new every day.

  • @SpaghettiJimmyWINS - When an 'atheist' pedophile is caught, he isn't hidden from the law and put back into the community...

  • What's the difference between Father Morris and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a four year old's face...

  • Leviticus 20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    I guess homosexual are not innocent nor virgins, witches etc... The bible is FOR death.

  • @fishonbicycle

    since the bible says homosexuals should be put to death,

    i'd be interesting to know, based on that book, who exactly should kill the homosexuals? should priests, ministers, preachers or should palin "death panels" be established for this task?

    btw isn't there something in the "christian" religion that says murder is a sin? how does one ever justify the contrary crap in the bible? i'd really like to know.

    people put way to much faith in a book that often makes no sense & is evil!.

  • greg is dumb as shit

  • When I think of the face of stupidity and gullibility...this face comes to mind, smiling like an idiot.

  • Nope, no way, not watching this. I see this guy's face and I get into a fit of rage.

  • @magx01 mee too

  • Right, according to the Bible we're not supposed to kill people. That bit is left up to God in Revelations where he gets to punish and torture humanity!

  • Man of cloth,father...um salesman?!

  • this dude's bullshit gets weaker each time.

  • Father knows 10 year old boys best.

  • @dekrahs says the athiest who is brave to speak againts christianity but dead scare of Islam

  • @Migueljs16 Im an Atheist and I have 2 things to say, fuck Christianity and fuck Islam, happy ?

  • I fucking hate this guy

  • Bullshit answers >_>

  • Wow what a load of shit at 0:59 - "Atheists detest the xtian faith and jesus christ because they believe if is just another religion that calls for the killing of non-believers."

    I've been arguing against xtians for years, and I've never once thought they call of the killing of anyone. It's not about killing people, it's about TRUTH, and deluded people forcing their children to learn sick practices. The inquisition is a response to, "but Hitler, Stalin, Mao murdered b/c of atheism!"

  • He didn't even answer the last question - just sort of spouted a bunch of bullshit in avoidance of it. Was he trying to claim that being in the presence of god makes one not want to be sinful regardless of free will? Funny, I remember this little story about a guy called Lucifer who got tired of that mindless obedience shit...

  • Lol, I don't think Morris understands what freewill is... Or he's distorted the definition to fit his own worldview. At any rate, I don't believe freewill exists.

  • Did someone on fox news say he bought coke from someone> Awesome.

  • He's right that there's no command in the New Testament, but at one point his god commanded the murder of innocents and non-believers. Let's just hope his god doesn't change his mind... What inane babble! May reason prevail!

  • father gibberish.

  • Not a show to watch in the middle of the night if one is suicidal.

  • Come on, how gay is that priest?

  • Did i here him say "progressive' ....OMG.

  • I love his typical "pick and choose" answer to the first question. Yeah, the bible is the word of god, but we out grew his primitive knowledge. And I'm still wondering what the hell he meant with his non-answer to the last one. What a douche.

  • this F**er Morris gains notoriety now eh, stupidity succeeds. at least for him.

  • Religion is the opiate of the simple minded and ignorant.

    No different than a crack addict.

  • @AvatarOfAvatar i have usually found crack addicts to be a bit more honest. at least the ones i've seen.

  • Morris is an idiot. He cannot possibly know any of this. He is either deludedor a charlatan.

  • i agreed with his second anwser. In this day and age we don't need to kill people, but we do need to keep them behind bars. without xbox's!!

  • @Dancingstagequeen

    I think the "without xbox's" part is a bit harsh.

  • @ISeeFurther Well they can still have wii's if that is any better XD

  • I don't think Father Morris' suit is the only thing in the closet..........

  • @Oct195

    Shit, sorry everyone else that already said this, I guess great minds think alike :D

  • "I'll gladly let you into heaven Tuesday if you kill and infidel today"...

  • @somewhatchewy Wimpy reference FTW!

  • "I've got my suite in the closet." Yeah, father....I'll bet you do.

  • @drumrnva I meant "suit", not "suite". Damn.

  • Oh good old father Morris, he's such a charming religious figure. He even got that "hip casual" style going on, that sure golly proves that religion isn't just for old peepz !

    My guess is that this ^ is the reaction Fox is hoping for. This news-station is so fucking biased it's unbelievable. "Fair and balanced..." yhea right.

  • This is hilarious. He doesn't give a single good answer.

  • "And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works." Surrrrre Jesus would weep at anyone's death *cough* *cough* not!

  • Not to sound homophobic because l'm not, but l believe Father John has sugar in her britches.

  • Thats not all he left in the closet

  • Father Morris can lower his voice emphasize 'god' & 'loves us so much', he can wave his hands around, he can do all this however sadly for him he has based all his claims on a pulp-rag.

  • "Here's my problem: I'm a christian"

    Agreed.

  • 'Nothing that tells us "TODAY" that we should be killing the infidels'? Does that mean there's something in there that says we should have in the past? I never knew or thought that there was anything like that in the Bible, but frankly I wouldn't be surprised. If anyone knows of such a verse, let me know.

  • This is a dumb late night show, or am I watching a different show?

  • AHHH..... the stupidity of Father Morris makes my head hurt!

  • So no one has ever understood Deuteronomy 13:7-11 to mean kill?

  • i am literally dumbfounded. /facepalm

  • That priest reminds me of Edward Norton in that one movie when he is a priest.

  • we arent called to kill the innocent.... Catholics believe no one is innocent...ever heard of born into sin???

  • omg..... what a stupid question.....

  • So Father Morris doesn't think it's good to kill people, but it's okay to lock them up for as long as they live? That seems like a worse punishment to me.

  • this preist is a liar

    the new testement - luke 19:28 jesus said he who would not have me reign over him, bring him hither to me and kill him before me...

    look it up moron - must be easy to give up women when you're obviously gay

  • Gay

    ...priest.

  • who watches this?

  • Progressively: Because we're making it up as we go.

  • @EntinludeX Pretty much sums that up.

  • he looks like the guy outta trueblood, the fellowship of the sun leader LOL iiiironyyyyy

  • Just what we need, a 40 year old virgin with an imaginary friend giving advice.

    Why couldn't god do the "attaching" to start with and forget all this other nonsense? Amazing what makes sense to some people.

  • Of course Jesus would be against the death penalty, Jesus was executed!

  • ugh... this show is fail

  • Theocracy = Treason

  • I never understood why christians fear and morn when people die and or are killed.Why would Jesus weep when people are killed,isnt their suffering over?Especially if they are going to heaven. I know nonsense can never make sense but this is one point that is hard to over look.

  • @AL13NM

    think about it, god so loved us he gave is only begotten son, yadda, yadda, yadda! for christ sake, god can have millions of children. this only begotten son shit is just another one of these things no one has called into question. why the fuck is that?

  • This preacher is definitely a child molester. There's no question about it. God, he looks like a fucking nazi too! This guy weirds me the fuck out.

  • ohhhh....so xians are only to EVENTUALLY kill non-xians and jews USED to kill non-jews...not TODAY.....silly me! That just makes it all f'ing better!

  • @ 4:15 "If we get to Heaven, if we accept the mercy of God because all of us are sinners, and we are in the presence of God who loves us so much and embraces us so much, our free will, yes, is still present, but our free will is attached to something that is all good. He loves us so much and we wouldn't wanna be separate from that."

    How quickly they forget about Lucifer when discussing the subject of free will in Heaven. Nothing could EVER go wrong, right?

  • god what a moron

  • @Fas6pa

    I think you forgot a colon in there :-P

    God: what a moron...

  • why didn't he give a straight answer to any of those questions?

  • Really, the Atheist mindset is reduced to some robotic bullshit. In the New Testament Book of Luke Chapter 19 Verse 27 it is written: "But those enemies of mine who do did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me." Really father, maybe it is time for you to read your book.

  • is this a satire of religion or a poor attempt to sell religion to dumb people?

  • GOT to love a man who presumes to answer questions not enumerated within his own holy book...so he must 'talk with god,' he must know the unknowable? Give me a break. How do you christians listen to these people? They are telling you MORE then what is in that book. HOW do they know what they claim to know?

  • Surprising this guy opposes the death penalty and is also on fox news. The world must be coming to an end.

  • In the Gospels, Jesus instructed us to kill our disobedient children.

  • @photolitherland

    It's not gay men who rape little boys. It is twisted, repressed, celibate hetero men.

  • That show is such a joke. The robots have asked some great questions but its always the same run around. Pretty bad to be punked by robots even when you get the questions before the show.

  • Priests are actors.

  • Red Eye is SO bad....

    I want to punch that host in the face.

  • This is ridiculous. Only Faux News would have a catholic priest as a regular.

  • I like that they ask him good questions, but hate that they let him get away with nebulous answers.

  • Liar.

  • forget this jerk off "father"....who's that chick? lol

  • Even fans of this show have to creeped out by that robot shit.

  • 2 Chronicles 15:12-13

    "...and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman".

    Exodus 22:19

    "Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed"

    Deuteronomy 17:2-5

    "If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel [worshipping other Gods], then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death"

    Read ur Bible 'Father'.

  • @AcquiredKnowledge Thanks. I really did not want to take the time to prove this asshole Priest wrong.

  • @AcquiredKnowledge You missed Exodus 22:20 , Exodus 22:19 is the death penalty for bestiality. Good list otherwise.

  • Looks like he has had one too many alter boys!

  • I love how these crazy nuts act as if they are normal people. This is a real joke.

  • this show always makes me sick.

  • God damn, this Red Eye is so disgusting.

    No wonder it's on at 3 in the morning.

  • God loves us? Go to Africa and try to convince a woman that weighs less than a poodle that "God loves us."

  • When a SERIOUS scientist have a REAL evidence of any invisible been we no longer need preachers, like we don´t need preachers of the sun.

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  • that priest is so gay

  • "there are no benefits to rollerblading"

    Stopped listening right there.

  • You won't sin because God loves you so much? What about Lucifer and a third of the angels that get kicked out in Revelation? If angels can't stay in heaven, what chance would humans have of lasting for eternity?

  • Wether or not he is gay is irrelevent. I thought the questions asked were pretty good from a theological point of view... but I found his answers lacking. "You won't sin because god will love you sooo much!"? Sounds like an episode of the Care Bears. I think I'll stick to animal beahviour studies thank you very much; people do what they are programmed to do in response to certain stimuli

  • Father Satan here has a bunch of Lies. Yes the bible says to kill the nonbelievers. No Jesus will not care if you kill people since Jesus is only a character in a fairy tale book. Yes Heaven if real would not be Pure and holy if people entered it. That's why the B-Lie-B (bible) says only 144Thousand virgin Jewish men will go to heaven. Everyone else is fucked. Revelations says anyone who has Loved will not enter heaven.

  • usually those robots make allot of sense, but i'm not sure i like that generalizing there, all atheists detest the christain religion and ONLY because of the attrocities? think that's cutting things a little thin there

  • Cat juggling? Fox thinks stealing 35 year old jokes from Steve Martin is funny?

  • Jesus fucking christ, all of these videos of this idiot makes me fucking sick. And I wish they would stop asking questions with those stupid robot toons, because it just gives Fields another thing to misdirect attention to, rather than just answering the fucking question.

  • SPOILER: There won't be any Jeebu$ to suck after you are dead "father"; So come out of the closet now... go after the manluv you desire so much

  • is this real..this too funny...

  • The way Mr. Morris talks and gestures makes me think he's taking some, er, medication. Without a prescription. Yeah.

  • he's nobody's father

  • is this a satire? this is too funny

  • His suit isn't the only thing that's in the closet, am I right people?!

  • @StanMarsh1 too funny

  • @StanMarsh1

    He looks like a pedo tbh

    but then again you can never tell with the catholic church

  • @StanMarsh1

    yeah stan, and to be honest i wouldn't trust leaving a child in his care...for even one second.

  • @StanMarsh1 Zzzzzing!

  • This guy in white looks EVIL!

  • Stupid is stupid says.

  • here's a question for "father".. how can heaven be heaven if your loved ones are in hell?

  • "But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me. "

  • LOL,They got punked so bad, Incest joke went right over all of their heads...

  • Farther Jonathan Morris looks more and more embarrassed by the nasty and stupid presenters on Fox every time I see him.

    I used to think he was self promoting and hypocritical, yet these days I begin to feel very sorry for him.

    Fox is such a pile of shit that it even makes religion look half sane.

  • His voice at 4:24 makes me want to hit him in the face with an axe........as hard as I can.

  • He is so hail three mary`s.